Have you ever seen a Tweet so good you wish you could be friends with it? Or maybe even MORE than friends?
I mean, think about it. They could have made anything the icon for expressing your approval of a tweet, but they went with a romantic red heart.
So, do you like the tweet or do you LIKE like the tweet? See how each of these tickles your fancy.
11. Share a coke
Don’t forget that they gave out heroin as medicine.
At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda
— sarah slothanova (@slothanova) July 30, 2020
10. A hand out
Um…do you mean like…handing someone money? That’s not new.
Me, at check out: pic.twitter.com/YT2nbpuQsJ
— Yūsuke With The D'ūsuke (@JustYusefDotCom) September 29, 2020
9. Edgy comedy
That is just flat out wrong.
I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
— Kevin Shanks (@forensictoxguy) August 2, 2020
8. We are not smiles times
Hey how about you drink an entire glass of chill and get back to me.
I hate networking pic.twitter.com/FaOMQVJDT9
— Adam Karpiak (@Adam_Karpiak) September 30, 2020
7. The final countdown
Ironically, you should probably see a therapist about this.
asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
— tatum (@50FirstTates) October 8, 2020
6. Bird brains
“Nobody even drops good food anymore, this is bogus.”
they've had enough pic.twitter.com/qK3wngDJnB
— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) July 21, 2020
5. Somethin’ nice
See, you’re joking, but the reality is you could use Bezos’ money to buy a mansion and if nobody told him he’d literally never know.
Jeff Bezos: “Take my credit card, go buy me a coke and get yourself something too”
Me: pic.twitter.com/aZZv1QuOKA
— Steady (@SteadyIsFlying) July 22, 2020
4. Sunk in
Oh hey there toilet, it’s me, ya boy.
This is when you start praying like “Hey God it’s me again, make me feel better and I won’t ever drink again” pic.twitter.com/uZphGPzwh1
— Brian (@itsbriancuh) October 13, 2020
3. The artistry
Every once in a while I’ll still see these in the wild and just marvel at ’em.
reject embrace
modernity tradition pic.twitter.com/QUEOoJrOWx— rip zeph (@zephanijong) December 16, 2020
2. Party time!
To be fair to her, it’s a ridiculous custom we’ve created.
My 72 year-old mother just informed me she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some delicate questioning, "Gender Reveal, Mom. It's called a Gender Reveal."
— Balm Threat (@balmthreat) June 15, 2020
1. Leaked footage
Your son is absolutely going places and I would like to follow.
My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink. pic.twitter.com/OEqnR1McJ6
— Tenessa Gemelke (@gemelket) July 14, 2020
I’m gonna take all those tweets out to make out point and just smooch ’em. You can’t stop me.
Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?
Tell us in the comments.
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