“Write what you know.” That’s how the saying goes, remember?
Well, maybe men should consider that advice a little harder before they take a crack at writing female characters. Because a lot of them are waaaaaaaaaay off, and, frankly, they sound pretty dumb.
Ladies, on behalf of all males, I apologize for what you’re about to see.
1. Interesting!
We don’t get real pockets in pants because we have tiny purses in our vaginas!!! #thanksforthat #menwritingwomen (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures) pic.twitter.com/42tTjv5Cs9
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 29, 2019
2. WTF?
Y’all…why did we allow men to learn to write…#menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/voohyYhDN6
— Amanda Winkel (@amanda_winkel) July 25, 2019
3. I hate that!
I hate when my titties get in the way of fighting #MansplainWomenProblems #menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/3I4kO7uyy8
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 30, 2019
4. Here’s why…
let's not forget this gem either pic.twitter.com/YNSkcwseqC
— medusa's gf (@isapphic) July 24, 2019
5. Oh my god…
6. Weird
Describing a child in a concentration camp ? Talk about her hips and breasts yo.
The author is Ken Follett In case you don't wanna ever support this crap.#menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/s1sEGDsrRO— العادة السرية (@BelghaSefra) July 23, 2019
7. Not Phillip K. Dick!
8. Mmmmm
Mmm please only describe me as carb-based foods from now on #menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/d8daWUVXJ6
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 23, 2019
9. An awful bit
In honor of #MenstrualHygieneDay here's an awful bit from Lindqvist's LITTLE STARS, where he's both oddly attracted to his sister and disgusted by her period. Real gem. #menwritingwomen #MyFirstPeriod pic.twitter.com/TUP33x1X0F
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) May 29, 2019
10. Wait, what?
????
What?? pic.twitter.com/PFYpua1VF8— Sunyi Dn (@Blind_Nycteris) July 26, 2019
11. Borrow them
*me to my friend* excuse me, may I please borrow your eyeballs? #menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/3h92sq2VQ7
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 30, 2019
12. Get a load of that passage
— 𝖙𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖞 (@verypalehipster) March 27, 2019
13. Dear Mr. King…
Tbh I’d love @StephenKing to explain how male nipples respond to fear… pic.twitter.com/QSn3j14QDx
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 20, 2019
14. Creamy
15. Perfect!
Ah John Grisham with a real number here… can’t be into women if you’re TOO gorgeous hooooboy #menwritingwomen #sexism #johngrisham pic.twitter.com/OBB8UVDHVw
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) June 1, 2019
Cringeworthy, isn’t it?
The post This Is Why Men Should Be Banned from Writing Female Characters appeared first on UberFacts.