Ready to get ZAPPED with energy?
That energy will be coming straight to you in the form of laughs and we think you’re really going to love it.
You’ll love it so much that you’ll keep coming back for more until you develop a serious problem with funny memes and your family and friends will have to stage an intervention and then you’ll have to tell them where this addiction got started and–
Okay, sorry I got a little carried away there…
Are you ready to feel the energy?
Let’s go!
1. I would love this!
Can someone make it happen, please?
zoom needs a button that plays wrap it up music like at the oscars
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) May 19, 2020
2. It’s a whole routine.
The last part sounds painful…
My nighttime routine:
wash my face
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) May 27, 2020
3. You’ll never leave me, will you?
The only friend you have left.
welp, there’s nobody left in my family I can talk to without crying, but at least I have you, can of tomato paste.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) June 9, 2020
4. I’d like to see more of these.
Matt 2020: Don’t Shit on the Carpet!
You’re running for US president and the last thing you said to your pet is your campaign slogan. So may I present to you:
Steph 2020: I don’t want your tongue in my ear.
— Steph
(@JustStephOK) December 21, 2019
5. Today’s the day!
Making it happen!
Googling ‘how to make him want to divorce you’ for today’s morning activity
— Not So Delicate (@not_delicate) May 30, 2020
6. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Do what makes you happy.
Quarantine has taught me a lot about myself. For example, I would marry someone just because they were good at making peach cobbler.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) June 12, 2020
7. I’m very active in the scene.
Oh, you’re talking about THAT scene…?
if making my therapist laugh counts, yes i am still “active in the NYC comedy scene”
— jourdain searles (@jourdayen) June 10, 2020
8. What the hell are you thinking?
I know you don’t have anything else to do!
During quarantine, not getting a text back from someone is a downright act of war
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 11, 2020
9. Totally mortified!
A major wardrobe malfunction.
When you come into work dressed as the carpet. I am MORTIFIED. pic.twitter.com/WIIivBslY2
— ilona burton (@ilonacatherine) June 6, 2018
10. You need to be very careful about this.
Think of the children!
Expecting Parents,
PLEASE
I beg you
Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards.Sincerely,
Marlana— Marl (@Marlebean) June 7, 2018
11. This kid is going places.
And they need an agent, right now!
Get this kid a book deal pic.twitter.com/DJHy7dsKCs
— David Kristoph (@DavidKristoph) June 5, 2018
Zap! I definitely felt it that time!
Okay, now we’d like to hear from you in the comments.
Do us a favor and please share something funny, wholesome, and positive that all the readers can enjoy.
It could be a tweet, a meme, a photo, a joke, etc.
Thanks in advance!
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