It’s time to take things in a positive direction.
The world has been on fire for the last few months and it’s been hard to maintain a good attitude but that’s exactly what we’re gonna do today: we’re gonna turn it around!
And we’re gonna do it with funny social media posts!
Because they really are the cure-all for our problems right now.
So, are you ready to turn that frown upside down?
Then let’s get it on!
1. He’s pretty smart!
Now you’ll have to show him who’s the boss.
My son gets m&ms every time he pees on the potty. So now, he squeezes a little out, shows me, gets his prize, waits 3 min, and repeats. Little evil oversugared genius.
— Participation Trophy Wife
(@TrophyWifeDayna) June 1, 2020
2. Those liners really are amazing.
I’m a huge fan, too!
I believe in peace, sunshine, dogs with snaggletoofs, stopping to smell the roses, and now – Crock Pot liners.
— Sooz
(@CruisinSoozan) May 30, 2020
3. Here’s a nice tweet for you.
Just let it sink in…
Fall in love with someone who makes you look at life the way poets look at sunsets.
— Stardust
(@GhostLibraries) May 29, 2020
4. This has been a big positive.
I think we can all agree on that, right?
if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols pic.twitter.com/2LNCjqEFtc
— beth (@bethbourdon) May 24, 2020
5. I’m not sure you want that…
Doesn’t sound like a happy ending…
it amazes me that people still say they want a “fairy-tale marriage” when most fairy-tale marriages end with the lady getting angry and returning to the sea from whence she came.
— The Library Owl
(@SketchesbyBoze) May 31, 2020
6. Who wants some cheese?
Might be a little bit moldy…
During the pandemic shutdown I took out some shelving from our basement. Today I noticed one of the old 2x4s had stamping and some math scrawled on it.
It was from a crate of Number 1 Selected Cheddar Cheese, dated June 4,1942.
In lieu of happy bday tweets, the 2×4 wants $
— Macho Man Andy Savage (@The_Andy_Brown) June 1, 2020
7. Yes! I love that song!
But I’m sure the cops weren’t too thrilled…
SOMEONE JUST HACKED THE CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER AND IS PLAYING CHOCOLATE RAIN
— yeehaw meg (@meggie_gates) June 1, 2020
8. I love geometry humor.
Check your grammar before hitting SEND, people…
Oh. You're trying to slide into my DMs by calling me your angle?
I hope I'm acute one.
— Momster (@my_name_here85) June 1, 2020
9. That’s a good reason.
You might be there for a while…
This is why I can't get up and refill my drink pic.twitter.com/ylp7st5zo8
— Lock Wilford (@LockWilford) June 1, 2020
10. That’s a good thing!
Wear a mask and keep those hands clean!
Hand sanitizer duct taped to a pole for demonstrators pic.twitter.com/6rN5R6bbNL
— Maddie McGarvey (@maddiemcgarvey) May 30, 2020
11. Pay attention, fellas.
No unsolicited pics of your “you-know-what.”
It’s your wit that’ll get me naked, not your willy pic.
— guilty mamma (@guiltymamma) May 30, 2020
12. That kid is a genius.
And you’re learning a lot!
“Whales don’t have a butt.” One of the many quasi-scientific observations my four year old makes which I can’t quite refute.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 30, 2020
Now that’s the big energy boost I think all of us needed today!
Now we want you to get involved in the fun!
In the comments, share something that you think will make us laugh!
Anything works: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a photo, anything!
Please and thank you!
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