As an unexceptional white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.
But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:
“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”
My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.
1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.
Does your dong float or sink in water?
– asawee
2. Yes, it can cause trouble.
Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0
– Kitty-Bloom
3. Everybody loves a pretty face!
How much does having a nice face matter?
Especially in a long-term partner?
– xatetas277
4. Orgasmic.
how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen
– xXChocoboXx
5. Before? No. After? Yes.
When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?
– Hissingbunny
6. Nah, go for it.
Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol
– wowgamesarefun
7. There’s really no need.
Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??
There’s absolutely NO need at all??
Not even a little dab??
– Pleasant-Flamingo344
8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.
If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?
– Veravu
9. I have mixed feelings about it.
For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?
– MissCheyenne14
10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.
When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?
– takecourage18
11. About the sex that I’m having.
what do you actually think during sex?
– Vegetable_Amount4812
12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.
Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?
– Trowaway_29
13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.
Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?
– Rooodra9
14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.
Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.
– HavePlushieWillTalk
15. …yes.
Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.
– IronDominion
Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.
What questions do you have for people?
Tell us in the comments.
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