Geezers Can Totally Relate to These 18+ Funny Tweets About Aging

When you’re young, it’s tough to imagine things not being that way forever.

But sure enough, reality kicks in and you ask yourself, “Damn, when did I turn 35?”

But you might as well enjoy the ride, right? Here are 20 tweets about again that all of us can relate to at one time or another.

1. In bed by 6:30 p.m. never hurt anyone

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2. No turning back, unfortunately

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3. 28?!? Uh oh…

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4. That’s the way it goes

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5. Those were the days

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6. Next will be your knees

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7. Enjoy the time you have left

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8. Now that’s REALLY OLD

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9. Young lady, what SPF are you using?

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10. Oh, that’s what it’s for?

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11. All downhill from here

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12. A sad day indeed

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13. Does it even go that far?

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14. It was a simpler time

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15. Time to frequent the Large Print book section

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16. This one really hurts

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17. That one stings

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18. That’s how you know

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19. A little depressing

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20. Zing!

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I laughed so hard I think I might’ve pulled something…

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October 9, 2018

12+ Teachers Who Definitely Deserve a Raise

They work all the time, they don’t get paid enough, a lot of them have second jobs to supplement their income. Oh yeah, they also put up with everyone’s terrible children on a daily basis. Being a teacher is extremely tough.

Here are 15 teachers going above and beyond the call of duty who deserve some more cash and a promotion. I think you’ll agree…

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omg this teacher gave a fake spelling test to his kids for april fools i was DYING at rolaskatox pic.twitter.com/pnk3GinMdO

— tyler oakley (@tyleroakley) March 31, 2017

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OMG my HS friend teaches middle school in atl now and rapped about civil war over migos beat. bad and bougee = mad and losing. pic.twitter.com/XhNqKS16Fc

— josie duffy rice (@jduffyrice) March 13, 2017

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Just throw money at them! They deserve it!

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October 9, 2018

Montana is the only US state…

Montana is the only US state to allow two people to marry each other without either of them being physically present at the wedding. 00

October 9, 2018

The movie “Paranormal Activity”…

The movie “Paranormal Activity” had a budget of only $15,000 but made $194 million. During the screening, people were walking out that one studio executive thought the film was bombing. They later learned that the viewers were actually leaving because they were too frightened. 10

October 9, 2018

Six Flags Has a Coffin Challenge This October

Spending 30 hours in a coffin is exactly what the Six Flags in St. Louis is inviting guests to attempt this Halloween season, WATE reports.

Most people go to amusement parks for thrills, but they would typically find those in high-flying rides like rollercoasters and not, you know…coffins.

The “Coffin Challenge” is to take place during the park’s Fright Fest and aims to help people see what it would be like to live as the undead. The people who take the park up on their dare will crawl into “slightly used” coffins at 1pm on October 13th and remain there until 7pm the next day.

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Slightly used? Nope nope noppity nope.

If you feel differently (and are, I’m assuming, not at all claustrophobic) and want to take Six Flags up on their dare, you should know that you are allowed to bring pillows, blankets, and sleeping bags and you will be allowed meals, snacks, drinks, and one short bathroom break per hour.

I’m sure you’ve realized by now that successfully completing this challenge will come with a reward from Six Flags – if you last the entire 30 hours, you’ll be the proud owner of 2 Six Flags 2019 season passes, a Fright Fest prize package with two VIP haunted house passes, and two tickets to ride the park’s haunted train ride.

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Anyone who attempts the challenge, regardless of finishing it successfully, will be entered in to a random drawing for an unnamed $300 prize.

Oh, and you get to take your “slightly used” coffin home with you, so…free decorations?

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If you’re interested in putting yourself in the shoes (coffin?) of a vampire for a weekend in October, you can complete this form for Six Flags and return it before midnight on October 3.

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October 9, 2018

13 Over-the-Top Pumpkins to Inspire Your Carving This Halloween

October is here! If you’re someone who loves cool temperatures, brilliant leaves, hot cider, and sweaters, you’re also probably included in the 46% of people who carved and put out pumpkins in 2017.

If this sounds like you, then you might be inspired to up your game in 2018. Check out these 13 designs!

#13. Let me answer your question: yes, this is just one pumpkin.

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And no, he doesn’t need to explain his life choices to you.

#12. This one looks like something the Ghostbusters would blast.

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…Or it might blast them with whatever’s in its mouth!

#11. Those are some impressive hands!

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…And teeth and eyes and entire face.

#10. Brainnnsssssss.

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What kind of pumpkin is that??

#9. I’m not going to be okay until I know how they did this.

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Seriously, that’s foam and not a real pumpkin, right?

#8. Bet you never thought of carving the butt.

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But look what you get when you do…a sweet granny pumpkin!

#7. That’s one big pumpkin.

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And completely terrifying.

#6. Peek!

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Whether this is guy is underwater or space, he’s pretty freaky.

#5. If only it were that easy to smash Vader.

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“Luke, I am your pumpkin.”

#4. Poor little pumpkin.

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Yeah, I’m not okay with this one.

#3. He doesn’t want to be a scary pumpkin.

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#2. I think the teeth are the most impressive part.

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But more importantly, why is he sewing a small pumpkin to his face?

#1. Yer a pumpkin, Harry.

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Okay, that’s seriously adorable.

Get to carving, people, and maybe your pumpkin will show up on a list next year!

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October 8, 2018

These 13+ Dad Jokes Will Make You Slap Your Knee With Laughter

Nothing beats a classic dad joke. Don’t believe us?

Here is the proof.

1. Oh, dad…

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2. Don’t cross mom

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3. Hey o!

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4. Classic

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5. Wonder how many times he’s said this

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6. Logic

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7. A solid one

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8. Maybe the best of the bunch

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9. Massive eye roll

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10. Lamb-line

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11. Might need to read this one twice

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12. I actually laughed out loud at this

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13. Both good ones

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14. At the funeral? Damn…

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That’s what dads are for! Terrible jokes!

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October 8, 2018

18+ Tweets From People Who Don’t Mind Being Single

There are others who spend all of their free time trying to find that special someone. On the other hand, some people can spend their entire lives being single and not think twice about it.

These people know what I’m talkin’ about.

1. No time, brother

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2. Don’t hate the player

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3. Ride it

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4. DON’T DO IT

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5. Mixed emotions

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6. That is much worse

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7. What’s the difference?

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8. Grammar is important

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9. Preach

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10. You do you

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11. Don’t breathe

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12. Can’t stop, won’t stop

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13. There are no rules

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14. That’s pretty much it

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15. Anything goes

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16. Amen

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17. Either one is fine

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18. That’s a hobby in my book

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19. WAY too much work

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20. Keep walkin’

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Are these folks living their best lives or what?!?

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October 8, 2018

These 18+ Workplace Memes Will Give You A Good Laugh Before You Clock Out

When it gets to be the end of the workday, everyone starts to get a little restless. That’s why it’s nice to have some quality memes to give us that last push we need to get us to 5 pm.

These memes will help do the trick.