Hello!
Hey! You come here often? Do you like…stuff? I’ll bet we could do the smooches a lot, huh? With your…hawt bod. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like you’re…um…from Tennessee.
GUH. I am bad at flirting. I’m awful at the romantic messaging game. At least I know I’m not alone, though. Check out these cringe-worthy examples from around the internet.
15. Boxers on boxers
This is some next level no homo nonsense.
a year ago today i received arguably the worst straight white boy text anyone could get pic.twitter.com/FMonLfKYEO
— kayla ♡ (@baz00per) July 8, 2020
14. The real updog
I think you’re in, friend.
13. Stepping away
This is not going to go well.
in my defense i was nervous pic.twitter.com/qBZwkt14Ng
— matt (@FlimfloomVEVO) May 14, 2020
12. Gone baby, gone
Is wordplay really the way to anyone’s heart?
11. Double burn?
The bravery to tweet this is something I will always admire.
i still haven’t fully recovered from this pic.twitter.com/CfGIIbThBL
— snowball (@briviciz) May 8, 2020
10. Fat chance
If you don’t get it now, you’re never gonna get it.
Yeah… okay I swear I’m done w tinder this time pic.twitter.com/rG9MachKBq
— that fucking bitch (@casey_quesooo) July 8, 2020
9. Pet peeve
The signals couldn’t possibly be stronger.
8. Trauma alert
Sounds like you’re having a pretty steamy convo there.
got bored, got back on tinder, and now i’m knee deep in whatever this conversation is?? pic.twitter.com/EHtjnEfwC1
— laurel (@_LaurusNobilis) July 8, 2020
7. Into oblivion
In her defense man, this is weak.
6. Follow-through
She really commits to the bit.
5. Curt replies
Why does your auto-correct assume that’s what you meant?
4. Get wrecked
The first joke is bad but it gets better/worse.
Guess he doesn’t wanna make me his princess then? from Tinder
3. Intolerable
Your kind will be purged from this earth.
Crow of Judgement from Tinder
2. Heading you off
This was doomed from the beginning.
She got me there from Tinder
1. Tinder tautologies
He’s not wrong?
Am I doing Tinder right? pic.twitter.com/C1eBjIYcQB
— Conor (@conorbrn) October 16, 2018
I may not be Mr. Romance over here, but at least I now know I can do slightly better than some. I need to go wash the cringe off of me.
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