Are you in the need of a pick-me-up? Been having a rough time lately with all the madness going on in the world?
I know I am. I’ve been down in the dumps and some laughter definitely needs to be on the agenda to lift my spirits.
And I think I have just the thing for all of us…hilarious tweets!
Are you ready to laugh your ass off and get that much-needed boost?
Let’s do it together!
1. Ohhhh, that’s what you mean…
I got it now. And, that was pretty rude.
Vet: your horse is lame.
Me: *looks at horse through window* he looks fine?
Vet: *cleaning his glasses* he's a fucking loser Dave.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 20, 2015
2. She learned very quickly.
The question is…is she still with you?
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.— ristolable (@ristolable) August 13, 2014
3. You’re clearly losing it.
And you might need some help.
YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u— pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 3, 2015
4. Holy shit! I never knew!
I know what I’m doing starting TODAY.
if you order a mcflurry 8 days in a row that's called a mcturbo and they have to let you see the shed where they keep grimace
— lil jon lovitz: game of the year edition (@liljonlovitz) March 8, 2016
5. This person speaks the TRUTH.
Why the two different huts?
Sick of having to go to 2 different huts to buy pizza & sunglasses.
— blake (@Leemanish) March 24, 2013
6. That took a lot of work.
But it was totally worth it…right?
Behind the scene vs the photo pic.twitter.com/vSUTcb1kzU
— Miguelpereda_ (@megamiigs) June 18, 2020
7. I definitely needed to see this today!
And I thank you for it!
idk who needs to see this but pic.twitter.com/LXSnTQjHz1
— sophia
(@sophsa) April 2, 2020
8. Mom, if you’re invited to a Sex Party, please don’t go.
A gender reveal party is just fine, though.
My 72 year-old mother just informed me she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some delicate questioning, "Gender Reveal, Mom. It's called a Gender Reveal."
— Balm Threat (@balmthreat) June 15, 2020
9. Fell asleep like a boss.
It’s hard being a superhero.
Why is my son sleeping on the floor like this? LMFAO pic.twitter.com/JYe0tBeQN7
— CHE GUEVARA (@LivKristen) June 16, 2020
10. This is some good work, right here.
And we salute you! Whoever you are…
Running shorts copywriter … thank you for your service pic.twitter.com/3G42mD9Ogk
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) June 16, 2020
11. Awwwww. Welcome to the family.
It’s a joy to watch them grow, isn’t it?
one of my potatoes hatched pic.twitter.com/k3mVMSTlMl
— Italian Joe Biden (@jacobinbookclub) June 16, 2020
12. You guys cool with Slayer?
You better be, because I’m riding shotgun.
me checking if everyone else is vibing with the tune I put on https://t.co/LMm02XH9E5
— Gray (@StfuSmoke) June 11, 2020
How about you?
Have you seen anything on social media lately that you found particularly hilarious?
A meme? Tweet? Photo? Facebook post?
Share them with us in the comments!
Please and thank you!
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