Rmember that scene in Billy Madison where Adam Sandler kind of loses it on the kid who says he can’t wait to grow up and go to high school?
Yeah, that’s kind of what being an adult feel like most of the time.
You miss being a kid and you miss when life was simpler and everything was a bit slower.
Adulting? Pssssshhhhhttttt.
It’s totally overrated.
Here are some funny tweets about what it means to be an adult…enjoy…if you can…
1. Over and over and over.
And then it’s ALL OVER.
Being an adult is cleaning your kitchen and then spilling wet coffee grounds everywhere. It’s like this and other bullshit over and over, until you die.
— Kayla Chow Show (@KaylaChowShow) April 22, 2020
2. I sure do love that one…
We have a special relationship.
One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it. pic.twitter.com/M6QWXJ9coy
— Andrew Armstrong (@donfrijole) November 27, 2018
3. Time is running out…
Live it up…while it lasts.
18th birthday: cant wait to be 21
19th birthday: cant wait to be 21
20th birthday: cant wait to be 21
21st birthday: YEET
22nd birthday: time is fleeting; my days left on this earth are numbered— Katie Lienemann (@katielienemann) June 24, 2018
4. You got that right.
Lots and lots of water.
When I was a child, I thought the "adult drink" was coffee.
When I became a teenager, I thought the "adult drink" was beer.
As an adult, I've realised the "adult drink" is in fact… water.
— Anna Brandberg | #BLM (@annabrandberg) December 1, 2019
5. Can’t handle this anymore.
It’s too much pressure!
I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 17, 2014
6. That’s a big kick in the gut.
Doesn’t go very far, does it?
I realized I was an adult when $1000 was no longer a lot of money
— Kristyn Anderson (@kristynirena) May 25, 2015
7. I’m sorry, Mom…
For the chicken and everything else.
Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer
—
(@xenylic) May 31, 2019
8. That’s called being responsible.
Growing up in front of our eyes.
You know you're an adult when you start to pick up the ice cubes and put them in the sink instead of just kicking them under the refrigerator when they fall
— drew-jit-su (@hiphopsince76) December 31, 2019
9. Turn that thing off!
You think money grows on trees?
You know you’re an adult when you hear the heater kick in and your first thought is how much it’s going to cost
— Benjamin Schubert (@benschubie) November 11, 2017
10. Wait, what year was I born…?
I think I’m between 38 and 52…
You know you’re an adult when you have to stop & think a minute & maybe even do some simple math to figure out how old you are.
— NurseKelsey (@nursekelsey) August 29, 2019
11. Home sweet home.
Nothing like it!
You know you’re an adult when you get excited to just go home
— C (@charlinnaa) August 23, 2019
12. Adulting is VERY lame.
But, it’s the little things…
I got a bit too excited about my patio stuff arriving today
being an adult is lame pic.twitter.com/NwwCFcUC0h
— Artemishowl
(@Artemishowl_) May 28, 2020
13. That easy chair is my life partner.
Don’t you dare sit there!
Being an adult is becoming unnecessarily attached to furniture, much like being attached to stuffed animals as a kid.
— Doopie
(@DoopieDoodles) May 12, 2020
14. It’s so much fun!
Which game is your favorite???
Being an adult is so much fun.
For example, you get to play a game every time you wake up: What Will Hurt Today? Back? Knees? Head? Neck? Shoulders?
It’s anybody’s guess!
And sometimes you get the exciting bonus round: Did I Sleep Wrong and Pull a Muscle?
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) May 8, 2020
Okay, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get back to WORK because that’s what you do when you’re an adult. You WORK…and then you die.
But, before you go, please tell us how YOU feel about adulting.
Let us know in the comments!
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