You look like you could use a little break, people…
A break from work, a break from your spouse, a break from your kids (definitely), and an overall break from REALITY.
Because things are rough out there. Really rough, actually.
So what better way to give yourself some relief?
How about with some really funny tweets that we think will make you laugh your *ss off?!?!
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Now I’m fired up and ready for some big laughs! We hope you are, too!
Let’s get it started!
1. Sounds kind of dumb…
If we’re being honest about it.
The whole idea of remote kindergarten. It’s just like… why are we pretending?
My son will be attending Nintendo switch academy this fall and his mother will be trying her best not to drink before 5 pm
— Angie Schmitt
(@schmangee) August 4, 2020
2. Who are we to judge?
I think we should probably just keep our mouths shut.
men sit there unmoisturized empty stomach missing toenail and are like i think i will critique this girl’s appearance
— Maddy (@madelinesmoth) June 19, 2020
3. That’ better!
The work of a true artist.
HOLD AWWNNN https://t.co/02KwncVf8B pic.twitter.com/GK5RB4UQEK
— sera (@stillstringsera) June 19, 2020
4. Come on, man!
Make me look better!
The photos I take of my boyfriend V the ones he takes of me pic.twitter.com/6vlo1sB0Re
— Regan Ellis (@_reganellis) June 24, 2020
5. Two sides of the coin.
He better not say that again.
my friend: margot robbie is so hot
me: omg i know
my boyfriend: margot robbie is so hot
me: um. i guess? if you’re into that sort of thing…
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) August 5, 2020
6. Thank you!
All businesses need to start doing this.
IF
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— mill x (@milly_mccoyy) May 3, 2020
7. Call in the hand model!
It all worked out!
My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao pic.twitter.com/FUwwplzkYg
— Jenna (@goodgaljenjen) November 3, 2018
8. Nice and wholesome.
They did a good deed!
Bro why I left my phone in the bathroom at a restaurant yesterday and some people returned it to the front desk but left a video in my camera roll
wtf pic.twitter.com/wJF7tUIFcK
— KD (@Khadijahh____) August 2, 2020
9. It was a miracle.
Also, his are out of control.
so amazing how my parents found each other even though they were from opposite ends of the eyebrow spectrum pic.twitter.com/7ryJXhNjNv
— a lesbian’s lesbian (@mitraskoura) August 2, 2020
10. Those were the days…
What I wouldn’t give to cough in a friend’s mouth right now…
I miss crowded bars, big dinner parties and coughing directly into my friends' mouths
— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) August 6, 2020
11. And yet, people love it.
I guess everyone will eat pretty much anything.
Charcuterie is just what happens when you have a Depressed Meal and eat assorted things straight out of the fridge, but you're Business Depressed so you put it on a bit of wood.
— Natalie'Zorah (@TerraSirena) August 4, 2020
12. Show him the way.
I don’t know why he can’t grasp that!
My ex keeps telling me I’m being “petty,” and it’s like, dude, spellcheck, it’s P-R-E-T-T-Y
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) August 6, 2020
Now I feel like my day can proceed in the right direction.
Don’t you feel the same way?
How about you? Have you seen any really funny tweets, memes, jokes, or photos lately?
Please share them with us in the comments!
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