Have you checked your screen time report in the last little while? If not, go ahead and take a look. We’ll wait for you…
Yikes, right?
It makes sense though, why our screen time has gone through the roof. Most of us are confined to our homes 99% of the time and the people we live with are driving us insane. So the only natural thing to do is stare at your phone and fall down various rabbit holes all day, right? And, as a result, our screen time reports are out of control.
These people know the truth…
1. You can’t even believe your eyes.
Is your mind blown?
My screen time report today was just this GIF pic.twitter.com/coOHLovsnv
— Mark Schofield (@MarkSchofield) April 5, 2020
2. READ THE ROOM.
I get it, okay?
“Your screentime was up last week” read the fucking room, phone
— Midnight Sun Stan Account (@ohboy_howdy) April 5, 2020
3. Well, this is life now.
But hopefully not forever…
"Your screen time was up 13% last week…" pic.twitter.com/yPAgDkKstu
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 5, 2020
4. I don’t need any reminders.
Can we please change the subject?
SCREEN TIME
Weekly Report Available
Your screen time was up 30% last week…me: pic.twitter.com/Z8iI6V3NOQ
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) March 22, 2020
5. That’s when you know it’s REALLY bad.
You’re doing the unthinkable.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 5, 2020
6. Think about that one.
Maybe YOU’RE to blame?
You lot have a screen time of 16 hours daily but blame your headache on 5G towers
— E.A. Hendrix
(@xannieest) April 4, 2020
7. Get out of my face.
And don’t come back!
When my weekly screen time report arrives pic.twitter.com/4lF3VijqA7
— michelle (@Burnie972) April 5, 2020
8. You’re doing a great job!
Way to go! A whole 36 seconds!
i don’t need a screen time report i need a not on screen time report where someone congratulates me for the 36 seconds of the day i spent not on my phone
— Amber $choll (@AmberScholl) March 22, 2020
9. Just checking in…
To make sure you’re not losing your mind…
“Your screen time has gone up 5995726% since last week. You spent an average of 29 hours a day on your screen. Are you ok?”
— kristin russo (@kristinnoeline) April 5, 2020
10. How is this even possible?
Giving you a whole new perspective about time.
Got my iPhone’s weekly Screen Time report and I didn’t know I was awake that long
— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) April 5, 2020
11. Hang your head in shame.
Look at what you’ve done!
Hey Weekly Screen Time report, I’m not proud of it either.
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) April 5, 2020
12. Talk to the hand!
Because I don’t want to hear it.
Look, Apple screen time report, nobody wants to hear your shit right now.
— Angry Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) March 29, 2020
13. That’s all anyone wants right now.
I hope we can all get together soon! Stay safe out there!
Things I wish I could see: Humans
Things I wish I could un-see: My Weekly Screen Time Report
— Elise Bauman (@baumanelise) March 22, 2020
Hahahaha. Funny and, more importantly, accurate.
So how about you?
Have you looked into your screen time reports at all?
If so, tell us what they look like in the comments.
We want to hear from all of you out there!
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