We’re in the middle of a global nightmare and it has been anything but funny.
BUT, as we like to do, we want to make you laugh to forget how horrible everything in the world is right now.
And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do for you right now!
So take a load off, kick your feet up, forget about what’s going on outside your front door, and laugh at some hilarious tweets about how messed up the world is right now.
Let’s go!
1. I’m right there with you.
Hey, there’s no shame in it!
I am approaching the “I wash myself with a rag on a stick” stage of quarantine.
— Kalvonavirus (@KalvinMacleod) March 30, 2020
2. Things are looking bleak…
Just hang in there, okay?
I’m at the ‘just ordered headbands from an instagram ad while lying on my back in the middle of the floor’ stage of quarantine.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) May 5, 2020
3. You do you.
Hey, it might look kinda cool. You never know.
i think im at the stage of quarantine where i dye my hair pink
— joanna ⋆ ☆ (@pixiejoanna) April 6, 2020
4. Oh, boy…this is not good.
Go easy on that counter top!
I’ve reached the licking butter straight off the counter-top phase of the apocalypse
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) April 7, 2020
5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one…
Is it working, though?
i see we're at the stage of quarantine where our exes are reentering our lives by texting us frank ocean lyrics. no, just me??
— Krystie Lee Yandoli (@KrystieLYandoli) May 8, 2020
6. Time for a road trip?
You might as well…there’s nothing else to do…
We've reached the kids-are-asking-to-drive-to-Iowa-and-back-for-no-reason stage of self-isolation.
— Abraham Piper (@abrahampiper) April 10, 2020
7. Wow…sounds intense…
And how do I get in on it?
unfortunately it seems one of the group chats has reached the "erotic succession fanfic" stage of self-isolation
— Estelle Tang (@waouwwaouw) March 19, 2020
8. Is it a Cocker Spaniel?
I’ve always thought that was a good look.
Reached the ‘i have an actual dog on my head’ stage of lockdown hair
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) May 20, 2020
9. Isolation is making you petty.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
A Facebook friend said she didn’t understand the appeal of Parasite and I unfriended her in case you’re wondering what stage of this quarantine I’m on.
— Kristen Mei Chase (@thatkristen) April 14, 2020
10. Just dump it onto my plate.
No point in the formalities anymore…
I know I'm about a month and a half late, but I've finally reached the straight-out-of-the-pot phase of quarantine dining.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) May 12, 2020
11. We are all this child right now.
She seems very wise to me.
Update: My daughter has hit this phase of quarantine. I feel many of us have as well. pic.twitter.com/5eHN2x4UPH
— Abed A. Ayoub (@aayoub) May 5, 2020
12. Do what you have to…
You need to pass the time somehow…
I’m at the “Zillowing my ancestors’ addresses from their census forms to see if the buildings are still there” stage of quarantine.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) April 22, 2020
13. Things are getting spicy.
In the kitchen, that is…
Now entering the "experimenting with horseradish" phase of quarantine.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 30, 2020
Now we want to hear from all of you!
How is your quarantine going?
Talk to us in the comments and give us an update!
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