The Christmas season comes with a lot of familiar traditions: parties, gifts, travel, holiday movies and music…and cookies…LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.
I think we’re all going to be dreaming of sprinkles for the next three months because we’re cramming so many of these babies in our mouths right now…
Let’s take a look at the tweets.
1. That’s why.
5-year-old: We have to eat all the Christmas cookies.
Me: Why?
5: So Mom makes more Christmas cookies.
Me: *starts eating all the cookies*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 21, 2017
2. A perfect plan.
A Single Jewish Girl's Guide to Christmas Eve: "Well SOMEbody in this house has to eat all of these cookies tonight if Santa isn't coming."
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) December 25, 2014
3. A precarious game.
My mouth is playing a losing game of Just The Tip with this Christmas tree cookie.
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) December 23, 2013
4. It’s gonna get ugly.
You think you cringed watching your kids decorate the Christmas tree? Wait until they help bake cookies.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 8, 2018
5. You do you.
"O, night. O night divine," I sing softly as I prepare to eat an entire batch of Christmas cookies all by myself.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 28, 2016
6. Good job!
Me: what was your favorite part of our Christmas party? Friends? Staying up late? Knowing Christmas is soon?
5: nobody knew how many cookies I took from the table. I must have had 20.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) December 17, 2017
7. No self-control.
Me: I always get sick just before Christmas.
Him: Do you get flu shots?
Me: Why? Would they stop me from over-eating Christmas cookies?
—
Just Linda
8. Why am I doing this?
Baking Christmas cookies with your kids is a great way to question all of your life choices.
— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) December 12, 2016
9. Santa’s in for a surprise.
If all the Christmas cookies turn out like the ones my kids just made we may have to leave Santa fortune cookies.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 8, 2019
10. Explain that one.
ok i just watched The Knight Before Christmas and I need to know why they used BREAD FLOUR to make COOKIES, but ALL PURPOSE FLOUR to make BREAD??? pic.twitter.com/EDGoFbwnX6
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) November 24, 2019
11. You ARE an all star!
'hey now, you're an all star' i cry sing, cramming a tenth christmas cookie in mouth
— beth, christmas being over enthusiast (@bourgeoisalien) December 25, 2018
12. They’re long gone.
That moment when you finally finish the last batch of rolled Christmas cookies and your kids lost interest 40 mins ago.
— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) December 21, 2016
13. A long process.
"Ugh! Why do Christmas cookies take so long to make?"
-me, while placing break-n-bake dough on the cookie sheets
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 22, 2016
14. You must finish the job.
I was supposed to go to bed an hour ago, but these Christmas cookies aren't going to eat themselves.
— Nicole Chung (@nicolesjchung) December 23, 2014
15. Tips from Mom.
"I want you to make a Christmas cookie where people look at it and say, 'wow, that looks like a Christmas cookie.'"
– my mother— wikipedia brown aka silk bonnet spectre (@eveewing) December 24, 2015
Do you tend to go overboard on the cookies around this time of year?
Don’t feel bad about it! We do it, too!
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