Kids are many things…and that means they are crazy, unpredictable, loose cannons who can drive moms and dads up the wall. But we love them anyway!
Because they are the lights of our lives…or something like that…
Let’s dive into these hilarious tweets!
1. It’s who he is…
Sorry my toddler is being an asshole, we're hoping he's working on a new milestone, but it might just be who he is now
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) March 7, 2020
2. Doesn’t seem fair.
Me: *makes 120 gazillion meals*
Kids: yuk
Husband: *makes pancakes*
Kids: daddy you’re a much better cook than mummy
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) February 26, 2020
3. That is very true.
No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his parent inside a public restroom.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) February 24, 2020
4. This isn’t going well.
Me: need anything at the store?
7: yogurt
Me: ok
4: candy
Me: no
9: a ukulele
Me: what
9: yeah I need one for music class
Me: by when?
9: ummm yesterday?
Me: what
9: oh yeah and I need to write a song.
Me: *adds vodka to list*— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 8, 2019
5. You’re catching on.
Me: I’ll do it when I finish my coffee.
Kid: But you never finish your coffee.
Me: Exactly.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 2, 2020
6. Them’s the rules.
I can call my kids assholes.
You can’t.
That’s the rule.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) February 19, 2020
7. Not mine!
Me: OMG WHAT THE HELL
Child: The news said it’s more sanitary to sneeze into an elbow.
Me: THEY MEAN YOUR OWN ELBOW
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 7, 2020
8. Anything but that!
BOSS: due to the virus we need everybody to work from home
ME: please, i have a family
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 11, 2020
9. Getting out of control.
"It's good for him to feel like he has some control," I say to myself after caving to yet another of my 3yo's demands.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) March 11, 2020
10. NOT MY FAVORITE.
I know I’m not supposed to have a favourite child but our 10 year old pointed out that he’s closer to being 25 than me so it’s sure as shit not going to be him
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) March 11, 2020
11. Home defense system.
Who needs an alarm system when the slightest vibration sets off about 4 of my kid's toys to play music at volume 10.
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) March 10, 2020
12. Read between the lines.
Me: Did you poop?
2yo:
yes yes yes yes
yesye yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yes yes— Moderately Mom (@momtribevibe) February 24, 2020
13. It’s more fun!
Me: *buys granola bars*
Kid: *eats half of one*
Me: *buys half-sized granola bars*
Kid: *eats 57 of them*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 10, 2020
Parents, do those situations look familiar, or what? I have a feeling that the answer is YES.
So what about you and your kiddos? Have they been acting crazy lately because they’re all cooped up?
Talk to us in the comments!
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