Chain restaurants get made fun of all the time, but you know what? I like the Olive Garden. And I’m going on the record here and now to tell the world.
Butttttt it’s also to make fun of the OG – and other chain restaurants, too – because they are kind of ridiculous.
Let’s have a whole lot of free salad and breadsticks and get to the jokes!
1. Please never stop.
Nobody:
The waiter at Olive Garden: pic.twitter.com/DlG71Ug65l
— 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓁ℯ𝓃𝒶
(@lenarios27) November 11, 2019
2. Hey! Low blow.
at olive garden like “my compliments to the microwave”
— kelpy (@kelseybuckles) December 1, 2019
3. Not a big fan.
got yelled at by a jealous gf on the b train because i was helping her bf read the subway map so they can get to Times Square
ma’am you are going to the Times Square Olive Garden for dinner i want nothing to do with this relationship
— em (@e_munson) December 28, 2019
4. Wait…am I in Italy?
Me greeting the hostess at Olive Garden pic.twitter.com/WZrokho0pT
— Alex (@hellohubbard) February 26, 2019
5. Now an Italian citizen.
me after eating 46 breadsticks at olive garden https://t.co/QmW3JpTcTg
— maddie (@hideyourtits) September 11, 2018
6. I’d like to see this happen.
Imagine the lawyer for Olive Garden opening their briefcase in court and a never ending supply of breadsticks cascades to the floor causing the courtroom to erupt in laughter while the judge is yelling “order”
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) March 3, 2018
7. Fight the power.
was just banned for life from every single Olive Garden after attempting to see just how “endless” the breadsticks really were. After 14 hours of nothing but breadstick consumption I was promptly escorted out by police. They can’t keep getting away with this.
— Chase (@chaselyons) November 9, 2019
8. Very deep thoughts.
saying "let's have sex"
– crass
– nobody likes it
– unoriginalsaying "I want to put unlimited bread sticks in your Olive Garden"
– poetic
– everyone likes Olive Garden
– I wrote it so it has the Kellen Seal of Sexual Approval— Kellen (@captainkalvis) August 24, 2019
9. A hot first date.
keep liking my pics on facebook and we’re gonna end up at olive garden
— James (@CaucasianJames) May 17, 2019
10. We must feed the baby.
me at 1 day pregnant: the baby wants olive garden
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 28, 2018
11. So that’s where it goes…
I ordered the Olive Garden “Bottomless Salad Bowl,” and it led me to Narnia.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 30, 2018
12. I didn’t say “when”.
Olive Garden Waiter: "would you like parmesan?"
Me: "yes"
Waiter: "just say when"
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Waiter: "pls"
— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) August 31, 2017
13. Start taking care of yourself.
I remember when I was being hospitalized I told the ER workers that I couldn’t be in the psych ward for a week because “I had plans to go to Olive Garden with my friends” & “I already had an outfit picked out for it”…high school me rly didn’t care about her mental health huh
— brown anna kendrick (@meeracleshappen) October 27, 2019
14. You will live forever, sir.
if i were on death row i would simply demand endless pasta from olive garden as my last meal and i would therefore live forever
— kelly (@BoyYeetsWorld) September 23, 2019
15. This is a serious issue.
Is your child texting about @olivegarden? Here’s a quick guide to find out:
OG: Olive Garden
LMAO: love me an olive
LOL: lots of lasagna
ROFL: ravioli or flavorful linguine
BRB: breadsticks rock, bro
WTF: where’s the fettuccine
STFU: some tiramisu for us— 𝖏𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖓 (@jillianallyce) January 22, 2018
Now I’m full…of laughter!
What are your thoughts on the Olive Garden and other chain restaurants?
Tell us all about it in the comments, please!
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