Relationships can be complicated, dramatic, and messy, but they can also be wonderful and fulfilling at the same time.
Real talk: we’re all obsessed with sex and love, so why deny it?
Let’s enjoy some tweets that went viral in a huge way.
1. There’s a scoreboard.
casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
— incorrigible mozart goose (@_jazzghost_) October 8, 2019
2. Looking to impress exactly one person.
posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends
— julia gastwirth (@JuliaGastwirth) March 17, 2017
3. Very specific.
My perfect date? We meet at a gala. I am wearing a black gown and you’re dressed in a tuxedo. After we dance, you leave suddenly. I follow you outside. You’ve stolen the Declaration of Independence. You’re Nicholas Cage. This is National Treasure
— Emma (@emulikethebird) December 6, 2017
4. Sounds very proper.
british people be having sex like:
mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving
— butters
(@yung_butters) July 8, 2019
5. Thanks a lot…
almost 22 years ago 2 people had sex and now i have to go to work everyday
— bam its sam
(@saaamscottt6) October 16, 2019
6. Not like that.
me during sex: hurt me
them: you were never that smart you just were good at reading as a child so you were given special attention and it gave you a complex
me: wait-
them: you don’t try at school because youre convinced ur natural intellect will save you but u don’t have it
— Minna
(@minnascule) August 19, 2018
7. A real romantic.
[watching porn] I hope they stay together
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) December 16, 2015
8. We’re really doing it!
Any time I actually have sex pic.twitter.com/QivUSd5uIL
— ANW Luke Sage
(@ShowofTheColton) October 19, 2019
9. You’re pretty much single.
if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?
— yeet pray love
(@sarahndipity18) August 30, 2019
10. You’re in too deep now.
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.— Ristolable (@Ristolable) August 13, 2014
11. Are you uncomfortable yet?
me: Let me slip into something more uncomfortable.
him: Uncomfortable?
me (getting naked): Yes.— Concrete Blond (@Super_Cynthia) May 29, 2015
12. Yup, it’s dead.
*pokes sex life with a stick
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 3, 2014
13. Looking for some to do NOTHING with.
your dating profile: i LOVE adventures
me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next–>— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 25, 2016
14. Well, this is a first.
[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents]
"Hi, I usually don't make it this far"
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) January 22, 2016
15. Three stages of life.
dating in high school: lets make out
dating in college: lets get drunk and make out
dating as an adult: lets do our best to not die alone— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 1, 2016
Funny stuff, no doubt about it!
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