There are roughly 380,000 churches in the U.S.
To put that into perspective for you, that’s about one church per 800 people. It’s 27 times the number of McDonald’s locations, and those things are everywhere.
So, how do you make your church stand out among the crowd? Easy. You come up with a funny sign and let the internet do the rest.
15. Hot and cold
It’s even hotter than the bad place out here.
14. East and west
I didn’t know such a level of affection was even possible.
13. A clean start
It’s not in the original Bible but it’s in the extended cut.
12. A balanced diet
Thank you.
This has to be the best church sign I’ve ever seen. from funny
11. No cheating
Ok, not gonna lie, it took me a second.
10. Buzz off
“Hey God, are we totally sure we need these things?”
9. Let the rain fall
That’s enough blessings for now, thanks.
8. Spot heroes
And this commandment is to be held above all else.
7. Now you see me…
…now you don’t.
6. Closer to thee, Oh Lord
BRB, heading to Heaven.
Never thought I’d see one, but the church sign near my house made me laugh hard today! from funny
5. Cut to the chase
I shouldn’t have to sell this to you.
4. The golden ratio
It’s actually not a bad bit of advice.
This church sign in CC, TX is winning the sign game. from funny
3. Grace under fire
This is so cringey it loops back around to funny.
2. Oh God
Well, that’s a spicy take for a church.
The sign in front of my friends church … is doing it right! from funny
1. Special perks
I’m in, you win, I’m done with heat and sin.
Pretty good. Almost makes me wanna start going back to church.
What’s the funniest sign you’ve seen recently?
Tell us about it in the comments.
Thanks, fam!
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