Here’s More Proof That Keanu Reeves Is Better Than All of Us Combined

Recently on Twitter, someone posted this photo of Keanu Reeves talking to a kid and… wait… what’s going on with the water… and that glass… is that wine?!?

explain this one atheists pic.twitter.com/ghHUTCAZwf

— liv (@keanuthot) May 20, 2019

Take a closer look and you’ll see why.

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Over 73,000 retweets later, Twitter had a lot to say about this…

pic.twitter.com/bCQWreKkHS

— Rob (@Rob0394) May 21, 2019

Because now we’re all thinking about converting…

Wtf I’m Christian now

— Axel the Pride Puppy (@AxelTheAussie) May 22, 2019

Dropping one miracle at a time…

That kid couldn’t walk before

— Jim Hughes (@sideshow_jim) May 22, 2019

And let’s spread some excellence around, right?

not surprised

i mean jesus’s message was more or less “be excellent to each other”

— wellmanicuredma’am (@wmm_ebooks) May 21, 2019

But was there something else going on?

Both are water. The cup reflects the inside shades of Keanu’s jacket and makes it look like a darker fluid that resembles wine.

— Emilio González Peralta (@bicheau) May 21, 2019

Naw, it couldn’t be. It’s Keanu!

Normally I’d agree with you, but this is Keanu Reeves we’re talking about..

— Best Believe, I Punched Keanu Reeves (@smilingplatypus) May 21, 2019

And who needs reasons anyway?!?

To everyone explaining the scientific reason behind this pic.twitter.com/mtWZJUGxhw

— Israa | ﮼إسراء (@IsraHazel) May 22, 2019

Besides… what is this really about?

OKAY BUT CAN I COMMENT ON HOW KEANU LOOKS GENUINELY EXCITED TO SEE A FAN

— Fоsтег (@DefaultBread) May 22, 2019

Yeah, that’s right. Keanu is the fucking best.

The end. No other theories necessary.

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July 3, 2019

These Stories Illustrate How Powerfully the Student Debt System Negatively Affects People’s Lives

America’s student debt crisis is a hot-button issue not just for graduates and universities, but for politicians as well. Some are arguing for debt forgiveness and eventually free education, while others believe the system is working just fine the way it has been for years.

All of these posts will make you feel for these folks and it might even remind you of your own financial situation.

Take a look.

1. Sad, but true

Wall Street: HELP HELP WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED MONEY
Government: Ok, here's 700 billion

Students with loans: HELP HELP WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED MONEY
Government: *laughs in capitalism*

— Decolonial Nun Strike Force (@zechareyah) June 13, 2019

2. Not the same

It seems that Boomers who boast about “starting with nothing” don’t understand that starting adulthood with nearly $40k in student loan debt isn’t the same as starting with nothing. #latestagecapitalism

— Disenfranchised Millennial (@pnwLeftist) June 10, 2019

3. Yikes

I graduated from law school 6 years ago with $250,000 of student loan debt. But after years of hard work and tens of thousands of dollars of payments, I can officially say that I now owe $315,000.

Hooray!

— Matt Lane (@MattLaneWrites) September 18, 2018

4. In a nutshell

Since 1987 when adjusting for inflation, the % increase in:

Tuition costs at public universities : 183%
Tuition costs at private universities: 142%
Minimum wage: 20%
Early career salaries: 3%

This is student debt crisis in a nutshell.

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) June 2, 2019

5. Mystifying

At the age 18 they will let you commit to $200,000 in student loans but won’t give you a $20,000 Business loan…. Think about that!

— Nathan Allen Pirtle (@workwthecoach) June 6, 2019

6. The short end of the stick

Millennials:

– Fighting wars in the Middle East for 18+ years
– Came of age during the worst financial crisis since Great Depression
– Student debt up to our eyeballs
– Health insurance that doesn't cover shit

And all we get for our troubles is everyone mad at us about avocados

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) June 6, 2019

7. A trap

I graduated undergrad with $38,200 in loans.
To date I've paid $20,763.
My balance is: $37,615.
Dear Media: Tell me again how I can't afford a house because of an avocado toast trend instead of saying how #StudentLoans are a fucking trap that keeps ppl in debt.

— Idalin Bobé – (@IdalinBobe) April 22, 2018

8. Doesn’t seem right…

When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn’t let me because I didn’t have a guardian’s approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later I was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school.

— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) July 8, 2018

9. Punished for success

I graduated with a masters of Architecture in 2011 with $65k in student debt. I have paid $48k, but still have $50k of debt left.

This country needs Architects, doctors, lawyers and engineers, but we are punished for success. Our education system is broke. #StudentDebtCrisis

— Architects for Pete (@architects4pete) April 25, 2019

10. Triggered

This train ad really triggered me #studentloans pic.twitter.com/H8fu4pXSEz

— Tim Wong (@timmWongg) June 6, 2019

11. No way around the truth

“Young adults are being forced to rely on help from parents to survive due to overwhelming student loan debt and cripplingly low wages” there, fixed your headline https://t.co/ZWHeC3KbrE

— Wintour is coming (@RosatiBiscotti) April 25, 2019

12. That is unbelievable

Want to know just how big our #studentdebtcrisis is?

US college grads have $1.56 TRILLION in student debt. The GDP of Australia is $1.4 trillion.

It’s F’ing massive. Our young people deserve better from us — they deserve free college.

— Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) May 11, 2019

13. F it all

I’ve paid $33,685.71 towards my $50K in student loans. That bitch is still at $48,000. Fuck interest. Fuck FedLoan. Fuck this education system. Fuck everything.

— targaryen loyalist (@KingBeysQueen) July 5, 2018

14. Like a prison

If my #studentloans were cancelled I could:

-breathe

I don't regret going to college, but I don't think I made an informed decision. How could a poor, first gen college student do that at 18 years old?

$50,000 is a prison.

#cancelstudentdebt

— Shaylamee (@Shaleemae) April 22, 2019

What do you think about this incredibly divisive topic?

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July 3, 2019

A Man Unwittingly Put Flowers on a Murderer’s Grave and Met the Woman of His Dreams

You really never know when you’re gonna find love, so it’s a good idea to always keep your eyes open!

A writer on Twitter shared his own personal love story that has to be seen to be believed.

Let’s look at this thread. Be sure to read the whole story because it takes a few twists and turns you won’t be expecting.

It even starts off in an unconventional way.

ONE

My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

Flowers were common at the grave…

I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers. My dad’s grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

And then things got interesting…

Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there’s a pop-up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I’D NEVER MET.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

He thought he was being nice…

I did this for quite some time, but I never mentioned it to anyone. It was a little private joke with myself, I was making the world a better place one bunch of flowers at a time. I know it sounds weird but I came to think of him as a friend.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

But he had to know who he was…

I wondered if there was a hidden connection between us, something secretly drawing me to him. Maybe we went to the same school, played for the same football club or whatever. So I googled his name, and ten seconds later I found him.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

And then things got very weird…

His wife didn’t leave him flowers BECAUSE HE’D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

Oh boy.

THAT was why no one ever left him flowers. No one except me, of course. I left him flowers. I left him flowers every couple of weeks. Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

So he did the only thing he thought he could…

I felt terrible for his wife and her parents. Now, I wasn’t going to leave them flowers every couple of weeks for two and a half years but I did feel like I owed them some sort of apology.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

And then things got awkward…

I found out where they were buried, bought flowers and drove to the cemetery. As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies, a woman appeared behind me. She wanted to know who I was and why I was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents. AWKWARD.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

But, wait! Here’s a happy ending!

I explained and she said ok that’s weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK. Incredibly, she said yes. Two years later she said yes again when I asked her to marry me because that is how I met my wife.

[END]

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019

Bet you didn’t see that one coming, did you?

What can you say? True love happens in the most unusual places and when you least expect it.

Do you have a similar story? Share it in the comments, please!

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July 1, 2019

Students Will Definitely Relate to These Tweets

College is great but it’s also chock full of stress, doubt, raging emotions, and a whole lotta booze (for many students).

These tweets about student life will look verrrrrrry familiar to a lot of you out there.

1. Totally common sense

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2. Nothing out of the ordinary

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3. I need to have a LIFE

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4. Really?

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5. A whole new (graffiti) ballgame

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6. Silence is not golden

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7. So true

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8. LOL

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9. 100 level courses are rough

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10. Yes, Mother

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11. Total chaos

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12. Impressed?

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13. Go ahead and type it into the cutting board

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14. What’s the point?

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15. Comedy routine

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I see you there and I notice you’re not studying, young person…

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July 1, 2019

Completely Justified Times Millennials Clapped Back at Baby Boomers

Let’s give these Millennials a break, shall we? Actually, these young people don’t even need any help, because they totally put these Baby Boomers in their place! Amen!

1. Shut up old person!

me: student loans are crippling our generation

person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974

— Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019

2. You have an INSANE amount of money and you don’t even realize it!

You know boomers had it good because their go-to midlife crisis move was buying an expensive car

— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) April 25, 2019

3. Define “joke”

“This generation can’t take a joke”

Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes

— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015

4. Yeah, did you enjoy the 80s? Because we certainly didn’t!

If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined

— Talia F Enright (@talzir) March 15, 2015

5. Oh, boo fucking hoo… sorry you can’t drive somewhere to buy cheap shit…

“millennials killed department stores” baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny

— jaboukie (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017

6. Savage

baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?

me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?

— ʟᴜᴄᴀ ʟᴜsʜ (@LUCALUSH) October 6, 2016

7. These fucking people…

baby boomers: “The youth of today is so disrespectful.”

also baby boomers: “I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn’t put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I’m gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee.”

— trevør (@jonestm97) March 6, 2018

8. There is no logic for some boomers…

My dad is a loud climate change denier but also won’t retire in south Florida cuz “it’s going to sink into the ocean” lol baby boomers are fun

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 21, 2018

9. This!

“millennials are idiots” – the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock

— your pal andy (@andylevy) August 13, 2015

10. Rip it up

Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA

— Mrs. Math Teacher (@MrsMathTeachr) March 4, 2018

11. This! Means! War!

old person: you kids get so offended these days!
teenager: happy holidays
old person: >:O

— Anna (@OceanEmber) January 2, 2016

And so it goes.

But hey, forward this in an email to your mom and her friends! I’m sure they’ll get a kick out of it!

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June 28, 2019

This Guy Tried to Explain Science to a Female Astrophysicist…Not a Good Idea

We get to see how clueless a lot of people can be because of social media.

If you’re going to engage in a debate with someone online, at least take five seconds to look at their bio so you can see who you’re about to tangle with. Case in point, let’s look at Twitter user Katie Mack’s short bio:

“(a.k.a. Dr Katherine J Mack) astrophysicist/cosmologist, occasional freelance science writer, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes”

Okay, you probably wouldn’t want to debate Ms. Mack about, oh I don’t know, astrophysics or anything science-related. Let’s see how this unfolded, shall we?

Here was the tweet that started the exchange.

Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 15, 2016

Then this fella decided to throw in his two cents. Bad move, bro.

Photo Credit: Twitter

To be clear, that’s a screenshot because Mr. Jackson has since deleted his tweets.

Ms. Mack responded with this tweet, which you really can’t argue with in any way.

I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 16, 2016

Ouch. Immediately roasted. Gary, Gary, Gary…bad move, my friend.

Other people weighed in on Twitter with their thoughts about the exchange.

I have seen some burns in my time, but this is galactic. Seared in your consciousness forever.

— Steve El-Sharawy (@Stiff) August 16, 2016

lol @gary4205 Man. You got handed back your own guts there. Sheesh.

— The Typo King FRSL (@InuaEllams) August 16, 2016

And then another mindless troll just had to step in to try to take up Gary’s fight. Another bad idea.

lmao. You got a fake degree with socialist funding from a liberal school. Youre practically obliged to tout climate myth.

— scatman hatman going online (@swimmer_gay) August 18, 2016

I don't remember seeing that on the paperwork anywhere

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 18, 2016

so what do they let you do with that liberal degree, cook the fries or wait tables?

— scatman hatman going online (@swimmer_gay) August 18, 2016

So far I have held two national postdoctoral research fellowships in theoretical cosmology. My CV is freely available online

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 18, 2016

I’ll never understand the anti-science, anti-education, anti-reason people out there. And there seems to be A LOT of them.

The lesson here? If you don’t know what you’re talking about, do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut. Or else you’ll end up looking incredibly stupid, and you’ll have to hang your head in shame.

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June 28, 2019

This Guy Tried to Explain Science to a Female Astrophysicist…Not a Good Idea

We get to see how clueless a lot of people can be because of social media.

“(a.k.a. Dr Katherine J Mack) astrophysicist/cosmologist, occasional freelance science writer, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes”

Okay, you probably wouldn’t want to debate Ms. Mack about, oh I don’t know, astrophysics or anything science-related. Let’s see how this unfolded, shall we?

Here was the tweet that started the exchange.

Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 15, 2016

Then this fella decided to throw in his two cents. Bad move, bro.

Photo Credit: Twitter

To be clear, that’s a screenshot because Mr. Jackson has since deleted his tweets.

Ms. Mack responded with this tweet, which you really can’t argue with in any way.

I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 16, 2016

Ouch. Immediately roasted. Gary, Gary, Gary…bad move, my friend.

Other people weighed in on Twitter with their thoughts about the exchange.

I have seen some burns in my time, but this is galactic. Seared in your consciousness forever.

— Steve El-Sharawy (@Stiff) August 16, 2016

lol @gary4205 Man. You got handed back your own guts there. Sheesh.

— The Typo King FRSL (@InuaEllams) August 16, 2016

And then another mindless troll just had to step in to try to take up Gary’s fight. Another bad idea.

lmao. You got a fake degree with socialist funding from a liberal school. Youre practically obliged to tout climate myth.

— scatman hatman going online (@swimmer_gay) August 18, 2016

I don't remember seeing that on the paperwork anywhere

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 18, 2016

so what do they let you do with that liberal degree, cook the fries or wait tables?

— scatman hatman going online (@swimmer_gay) August 18, 2016

So far I have held two national postdoctoral research fellowships in theoretical cosmology. My CV is freely available online

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 18, 2016

I’ll never understand the anti-science, anti-education, anti-reason people out there. And there seems to be A LOT of them.

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June 27, 2019

These Tweets About Ordering Food Will Make You LOL

Are there picky orderers?

Or maybe people who are just very specific about what they order?

Or maybe you just like to fuck with the wait staff?

Whatever the case, these tweets probably remind you of yourself…

1. Either way works

torn between getting chinese food for dinner and just fucking dying

— Rads (@FeelingEuphoric) October 23, 2018

2. They have too many things!!

My daughter said her English class requires 1,000 pages of summer reading so we went to The Cheesecake Factory and I handed her a menu

— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 1, 2018

3. Fill me up

[ordering from the dollar menu]

me: hi i'll have 7 dollars please

— alien skier (@clichedout) March 12, 2018

4. Was there ever any doubt?

Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I’m getting Chicken Alfredo pic.twitter.com/sNvqejB90n

— Jessica (@jessnpadron) April 11, 2018

5. Oh boy…

BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "I am NEVER making separate meals for my children"

4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its."

— Bret Turner (@bretjturner) August 15, 2018

6. YOU NEED THIS

I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake”

Service: unmatched

— Mi (@remigiomia) October 23, 2018

7. Sounds reasonable

me: hello… yes, one salad please
salad person: of course.. your total is $17.82
me: yes.. and .. that seems perfect and normal.. may i have a drink?
salad person: yes.. and.. your total is now $23.88
me: yes and thank you very much this is reasonable and great

— Andy Ward (@adubjose) January 10, 2019

8. I’ll tell you when to stop

Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.

— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014

9. Hahaha

*at a restaurant with a baby*
separate checks please

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) March 30, 2018

10. This is for a DOG

my friend is the chef at an extremely fancy nyc restaurant and this is an order he received today pic.twitter.com/tA1fWWSOjo

— Anna Silman (@annaesilman) May 27, 2019

11. Game changer

My 94-year-old great aunt changed the game by ordering “grapes for the table” at a restaurant. pic.twitter.com/Hk96kaeD5L

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 23, 2018

12. Round and round we go

[chick-fil-a]
EMPLOYEE: can i take your order?
ME: yes, thank you for asking
EMPLOYEE: my pleasure
ME: and thank you for saying it was your pleasure
EMPLOYEE: please don’t do this
ME: oh i’m just getting started

— the pan-midwesterner (@panmidwest) March 13, 2018

13. Wait a second…

waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup

— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) March 11, 2014

14. Agreed!

Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful

— emba (@unofficialemba) December 6, 2016

15. McSee you then!

me: i'd like to make a reservation for 2 at 6:00 pm

employee: sir, this is a McDonald's

me: oh my bad. i'd like a McReservation for 2 at 6:00 pm

employee: perfect, see you then

— Kellen (@captainkalvis) January 16, 2018

Check, please!

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June 25, 2019

The Award for Worst Straight-Dude Tinder Bio Goes to…This Guy

Dating today is pretty rough. Everyone’s busy, it’s impossible to meet people, and dating apps can be superficial and depressing. Of course, there are decent people out there, and some of them are even on Tinder.

But not this guy.

Twitter user @TheDreamGhoul shared this winner’s bio:

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Holy smokes. There’s so much to unpack here. First, let’s look at the full, expanded list:

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Okay, so reducing people to a score out of 20 is a great strategy for an online quiz, not for screening people to date. This fine fellow is also making superficial things such as putting on make-up and having “way too many clothes” a high priority. I know, everyone is entitled to their preferences, but…wut?

Anyway, Twitter had fun with this one. Here’s someone mocking the idea of putting on a face:

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This person who got a ridiculously high score:

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However, his approach is time-saving:

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I think this is my favorite reply, though:

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I sincerely hope Roz signs up for Tinder.

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Take a closer look and you’ll see why.

Over 73,000 retweets later, Twitter had a lot to say about this…

Because now we’re all thinking about converting…

Dropping one miracle at a time…

And let’s spread some excellence around, right?

But was there something else going on?

Naw, it couldn’t be. It’s Keanu!

And who needs reasons anyway?!?

Besides… what is this really about?

1. Sad, but true

2. Not the same

3. Yikes

4. In a nutshell

5. Mystifying

6. The short end of the stick

7. A trap

8. Doesn’t seem right…

9. Punished for success

10. Triggered

11. No way around the truth

12. That is unbelievable

13. F it all

14. Like a prison

It even starts off in an unconventional way.

Flowers were common at the grave…

And then things got interesting…

He thought he was being nice…

But he had to know who he was…

And then things got very weird…

Oh boy.

So he did the only thing he thought he could…

And then things got awkward…

But, wait! Here’s a happy ending!

1. Totally common sense

2. Nothing out of the ordinary

3. I need to have a LIFE

4. Really?

5. A whole new (graffiti) ballgame

6. Silence is not golden

7. So true

8. LOL

9. 100 level courses are rough

10. Yes, Mother

11. Total chaos

12. Impressed?

13. Go ahead and type it into the cutting board

14. What’s the point?

15. Comedy routine

1. Shut up old person!

2. You have an INSANE amount of money and you don’t even realize it!

3. Define “joke”

4. Yeah, did you enjoy the 80s? Because we certainly didn’t!

5. Oh, boo fucking hoo… sorry you can’t drive somewhere to buy cheap shit…

6. Savage

7. These fucking people…

8. There is no logic for some boomers…

9. This!

10. Rip it up

11. This! Means! War!

1. Either way works

2. They have too many things!!

3. Fill me up

4. Was there ever any doubt?

5. Oh boy…

6. YOU NEED THIS

7. Sounds reasonable

8. I’ll tell you when to stop

9. Hahaha

10. This is for a DOG

11. Game changer

12. Round and round we go

13. Wait a second…

14. Agreed!

15. McSee you then!

1. Wow

2. At least it went to charity

3. Thanks Dad!

4. Hahaha

5. Tiring

6. Back on the gear