15 Funny Tweets About Dad Culture

Dad humor is pretty much the same across the board. And so is dad culture.

You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

And these tweets really nailed it.

1. How does this work?

2. No one else can do it

3. Sums it up

4. It’s pretty much over

5. Not going that high

6. Let me show you how it’s done

7. Does it sync up?

8. Don’t even look at it

9. Slow it down

10. The parking pass is crucial

11. This is art?

12. ALWAYS have to back in

13. Their favorite place

14. Let’s watch that again

15. Representing

Dads are pretty hilarious, don’t ya think?

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People Share the Times They Were Savaged by Their Parents and Family

Writer Alanna Bennett’s mom savaged her and she just had to share the shame on Twitter…

Ouch.

And that memory has apparently never gone away.

Once Alanna shared, you know other people wanted to jump in on the fun.

Like Julia’s dad and his hush money…

Or Alan’s “gift”…

Rita’s dad doesn’t know how to refer to breasts correctly…

And Leigh’s dad is kind of a dick…

Oh look! Another fun daddy/daughter exchange!

These parents are apparently SO proud!

This dad had a solution for his picky eater…

Oh hai cats!

Sometimes, siblings can make up for the savageness that parents can’t supply…

Or best friends!

What are some savage moments your friends and family destroyed you with?

Personally, I have none. Me and my family always get along great and we support each other in everything we do. Always.

And if you believe that…

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Funny Tweets Accurately Describe What It’s like to Be a Picky Eater

Are there picky eaters in your family? People who makes going out to dinner absolute torture? Perhaps that picky eater is YOU. Yeah, I’m looking at you.

Either way, these tweets really sum up the whole picky eater lifestyle.

1. I would hope so

2. Bad idea

3. That sounds like a lie

4. Flip ’em the bird

5. Too many demands

6. You’re not?

7. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo

8. That’s intense

9. Sounds like a cute kid

10. Here they come!

11. Why did I do this?

12. Looks like a lot of work

13. Fussy AF

14. At least you’re being nice about it

15. You passed up Walt’s Favorite Fried Shrimp? Idiot!

Picky enough for you?

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20 Tweets so Hilarious They Got More Than 100k Retweets

Have you ever had a really high retweet count? 100? 50? I think my personal best is 4.

I’m killing it!

But these tweets, right here? All of ’em got over 100,000 retweets.

And you’re about to see why.

1. Interrogation

2. Awwww

3. Thicc

4. Seriously

5. I can’t unsee this

6. Classic!

7. Epic

8. Three wishes

9. It needs to be done

10. Seeing stars

11. Naptime

12. High fashion

13. Eat more donuts

14. LOL

15. That’s amazing

16. Attack!

17. New slang

18. Howling

19. Very smart

20. Summoning spirits

Gold, baby! All of them!

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A Bot Wrote a Hilarious ‘John Wick’ Script and People Are Loving It

What if a computer wrote a screenplay? Have you ever asked yourself that question?

More specifically though… have you ever asked: what if a bot wrote John Wick?

You haven’t asked yourself EITHER of those questions? Well, you’re in luck because somebody on the internet did and then made it happen.

Keaton Patti is the genius behind many “bot-written” scripts that he’s posted on Twitter, and to say he’s killing it at the bot-written script game is an understatement.

That title! I’m official in love with this bot.

Photo Credit: Twitter/KeatonPatti

“You are out of horse, Mr. Dog!” Classic Wick.

Photo Credit: Twitter/KeatonPatti

So… what do you think? Are we at the point where bots should replace humans?

The answer is a resounding yes! At least from Keaton.

He even has visuals!

What more could you ask for Keanu? Get on that shit!

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People with Social Anxiety Will Laugh out Loud at These Tweets

Do you have social anxiety? If so, I sympathize with you…but you should also laugh at it once in a while! Might as well, right?

1. Hurry up!

2. Assume the worst…

3. Anxiety thru and thru…

4. It’s not nothing…

5. Open up!

6. It’s always about you…

7. It all means something…

8. Probably dying…

9. But what DID it mean?!?!

10. Must be nice…

11. Always fun to pre-game!

12. Just give me a minute… or thirty…

13. ALL of this!

14. Ditto.

All you Pokémon trainers out there… that last one is for you.

And for you who have no idea what I’m talking about… let that linger for a while…

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I’m Going to Laugh While I Read These 14 Tweets. Will You Join Me?

Welcome to my post about funny tweets. There’s 14 of them, so shall we just start reading them now?

We shall!

1. I can see this…

2. For those Mariah stans only…

3. Less. Is. More.

4. Oh snap….

5. This is gonna hurt.

6. This haunts me quite a bit

7. Trash loves trash

8. At least she’s honest…

9. I like it! More!

10. I’m listening…

11. Just the bare necessities…

12. GIMME!

13. Oh…. I get it!

14. Pokémon coming at ya with the funny…

Well, I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed that quite a bit!

Come back for more of all of that sometime soon!

Until then… toodles!

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15 Funny Tweets About Animals That’ll Give You a Good Laugh

Animals are completely unpredictable, so either they’re going to make us laugh or kill us. One of those two things. Which one will it be…?

Thankfully, they usually just make us laugh… as they lay in wait for the right time to strike!

Here are 15 times they decided it was better to make us laugh then introduce us to an untimely demise.

15. Sing it loud! Sing it proud!

14. Oh… you fancy!

13. The cutest!

12. That’s a no from fido…

11. “You dog? I dog too!”

10. GURRRRRRRLLLLL!

9. Well, there goes THOSE plans…

8. Pretty much me always

7. No touch fone. Only petz. Pls n thx u!

6. Ninjdog

5. Done got wrecked!

4. Yep… pretty much!

3. Hey girl…

2. “Whatever shall I do?!”

1. Good boy!

It’s a wonder they put up with us and not destroy us all.

Because they could.

They have the numbers.

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10+ OMFG Tweets That Will Bring You All the LOLs

Great jokes are just like a fine wine…they get better with age.

So I submit to you today a collection of 13 deliciously robust tweets that you will be able to revisit time and time again for the LOLs you need on even your toughest days.

Enjoy!

13. Too much upkeep, send it back…

12. Just a little game we all play

11. It makes it all the more impressive, really

10. He’s even lying on a canvas

9. If you find out, let me know!

8. Laughing FOREVER!

7. Pipe down, liver!

6. Use your words!

5. If only it were that easy…

4. Respect.

3. This is seriously where we’ve ended up?

2. Can I pet him?

1. Boom.

You’re welcome.

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Millennials Pretend to Be Baby Boomers on Facebook and It Is Very Amusing

Millennials and Baby Boomers don’t really get each other, do they? Boomers think Millennials are entitled brats and Millennials think Boomers can’t keep up with the modern world.

Twitter user Anna (@manhattanna) recently stumbled on a Facebook group in which Millennial users pretend to be Boomers in order to make fun of the way they use social media, and shared some of her screenshots on Twitter.

People love. So will you.

14. I mean why waste time with a second post?

13. “Is he a predator?”

12. Not good with the photos

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11. THE MALL!

10. Please enjoy the incongruous backgrounds in the next several posts

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9. Balloons for days

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8. That is not a crying emoji…

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7. Neither is this

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6. Who among us does not miss a good cheddar biscuit?

5. God bless

4. MAGA

3. So polite

2. These posts kill me

1. Ummmm…

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Stay funny out there, friends.

It’s the only reason to keep the internet alive.

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