People Share What They Thought Made Someone Rich When They Were Kids

Children grow up in the bubble of their family’s reality. Whatever’s normal at their house is normal, at least until they start school and start to visit their friends’s houses, and realize that not everyone’s “normal” looks the same.

If you grew up poor, or middle class, there were probably some things that’s existence completely amazed you – people who had those things were rich, surely.

Looking back now, it can seem silly, but everything is bigger and better when you’re small!

12. Still too rich for my blood.

It all gets to Netflix eventually.

11. Those ice machines, man.

A blessing and a curse, they are.

10. Total luxury.

Have one, still appreciate it.

9. That kid was cleaning up!

Little entrepreneur, that one.

8. I never thought about this.

Going to check in my next car purchase, though.

7. In some parts of the world, no one has it.

And I would not like to live there, no thanks.

6. I was so lucky my mom got a teacher discount.

We even had a Mac.

5. I bet he took better care of his, though.

Life lessons are surely worth something.

4. I still don’t understand the point.

Everyone knows they’re tissues.

3. A garage would be hard to live without, in extreme temperatures.

And some people just fill theirs with junk!

2. Like winning the lottery.

There were two houses in our neighborhood.

1. I still think this.

Probably because I’ve never lived in a house with double front doors.

I definitely had some of these ideas myself, how about you?

Add something to the list, please!

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Tweets That Sum Up 2020 in a Nutshell

It’s strange to think back to the beginning of this year, when we were all having little semantic arguments about whether 2020 was technically the start of a new decade or not.

(For the record, I don’t care what the official system is, the decade starts when the third digit changes, that’s just common sense.) Little did we know that a short while later we’d be having arguments about whether 2020 was technically the start of the apocalypse or not.

At least we got some funny tweets out of it?

12. Butt of the joke

Thanks, I hate it.

11. Isolation syndrome

It has been a year of very mixed feelings for us introverts.

10. Taste the rainbow

The only vacation I can afford anyway.

9. Love schedule

I’m sure our “QUICK OPEN EVERYTHING UP OH F*** CLOSE IT AGAIN” strategy will start working any minute now.

8. Long hair, don’t care

I’m guessing you’re wrong but a man can hope.

7. Busy busy busy

Panic attacks burn a lot of calories too, it turns out.

6. Corn-n-tine

I’ll never take the little things for granted again.

5. Sweet release

I found myself thinking the other day “Can’t wait for the Fall so this mask isn’t so hot.”

4. Cancelled activities

Just because they were stupid doesn’t mean they weren’t plans.

3. Beat the devil out of it

The gentlest among us have their limits.

2. Safety from numbers

If ya’ll screw me over on this, so help me…

2. Cursed monkey paw

It sounds like paradise until you can’t leave.

1. A new low

The plot twists in this movie are getting out of control.

Eventually this year will fade away with all its horrors, but we’ll still have these funny tweets. So that’s…something? I guess?

What’s the best and/or worst part about 2020?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilarious Tweets to Bring You New Insights

I set out to count how many funny people there were on Twitter but I lost track and fell asleep because there are too many. I couldn’t possibly hope to bring you samples from all of them, but let’s start with these.

Here are 12 random examples of greatness from a few of the funny women of Twitter!

12. Act fast

This is why the remote is a powerful tool in any relationship.

11. Mmm, MLM

You can be your own boss by which I mean empty your savings account to buy our awful overpriced merchandise.

10. Bras, bruh

There are the true tests of faith.

9. Time to stretch

Me buying sweats: “I don’t think this is gonna work out.”

8. Fairy tale romance

Did no two women in this kingdom wear the same size shoe?

7. Hugs and nugs

The delicious affection that we all crave.

6. Model citizen

2020: “Joke’s on you, get back to the couch.”

5. Highs and lows

Um. Most of us were alive in the 1900’s. It was 20 years ago. You sure about this?

4. Who is she

Reminding the robots that they don’t know everything.

3. Flatten the curve

The swoosh that says “Just don’t it.”

2. Treasure hunting

Gotta keep tabs on the important things in life.

1. Pocket full of disappointment

Fashion is a competition to see who can sell the least fabric for the most money.

To see more, just go pretty much anywhere on the internet. Funny tweets have a way of showing up there.

Who are your favorites ladies of Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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This Hilarious Stuff Has Been Happening on Twitter Lately

Whoa!

What the hell is going on on Twitter?

Hyper-realistic cake memes? Entanglement? Bomboclaats every which way you look?

Honestly, I’d love to explain it all to you but I can hardly explain it to myself and I don’t want this turning into a 40,000 word essay.

It’s easier to just show you, anyway. So. Here are 15 samples of what Twitter has been up to lately.

15. The final frontier

Turns out neither the flat-earthers nor the globeheads had it totally right.

14. Stonks

It only makes cents.

13. Secret sauce

And in 2020, it’s never worth going back for.

12. Elegant reentry

Just rebooted my brain, where were we?

11. Taking the cake

You made me watch this with my innocent eyes!

10. Meat your maker

When you’re dealing with Ikea, you never know when it’s all going to come together.

9. Mission failed successfully

Turns out I knew how to push the right buttons.

8. Excellent point

I’ll allow it?

7. The Drake equation

If you can’t play nice, nobody gets any toys.

6. Circle of life

Inescapable dread and depression are a big mood.

5. Cut it out

Has this gone far enough yet? Are we done?

4. Two for one special

There’s an advantage to keeping things short and sweet.

3. Unrequited melodies

When you’re so young that you can’t comprehend other people.

2. Thiccer than water

The romance is all boiled away.

1. Turn around

If this isn’t what life’s all about, I truly don’t know what is.

So, there ya have it. I’m no closer to understand it than you are, but I sure am enjoying the ride. Stay weird, Twitter.

What’s your favorite Twitter trend as of late?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets You Really Should See Right Now

There’s too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with everything, and you’re busy with your own life anyway.

But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!

It’s just 14 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).

Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.

Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.

Whatever.

14. Dat face

This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.

13. Bring me that horizon

I recall something about rum, and it being gone.

12. Eye to eye

You really get to know somebody when you’re this up close and personal.

11. Get a leg up

Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.

10. Came-NO

This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.

9. Picture perfect

The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.

8. Me and my baby

Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?

7. Kitty control

Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.

6. Oh nose

Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.

5. Late night

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.

4. Manic panic

Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.

3. Plate tectonics

This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.

2. Ritual cleaning

No thank you please.

1. In this economy?

Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.

Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!

Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?

Share your opinion in the comments.

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Tricky Tweets That Are Actually Treats

We’re going door to door trick or tweeting.

The way it works is, you click on this article, and then we give you either a nasty trick, or a bunch of tweets. And lucky you, you got the tweets! Congratulations! You don’t wanna know what happened to all those poor slobs who got tricks. They had to change their names, get new identities, the whole nine yards.

Anyway, enjoy your ten funny tweet treats from some of the best comedic minds on Twitter.

10. Intolerable cruelty

I’m sorry, did you say “diary products?”

9. B careful

The people who make these tests are sadists.

8. Cleansing fire

I’m gonna burn me down with it.

7. The great divide

Nobody gets funny later.

6. Science!

This guy’s got big ideas and we’re on board for them.

5. Time flies

Lol, as though we’re still gonna be around in 2080.

4. Big *fish* energy

Gotta pull yourself up by your gill flaps.

3. Flushed with anger

The wave of the future is always frightening.

2. Additional features

Might have to deal with some of the junk in my trunk.

1. Enlightening

This is an absolutely shocking revelation.

Hope you liked those, and if you did, click around! We got lots more around here. And none of them are actually tricks. We lied about that.

Saying there were tricks WAS the trick! What a twist! Eat your heart out, M. Night Shayamalan.

Who’s tweets do you think you could read for hours on end without getting bored?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Next-Level Flirting Fails That Are All Too Real

Hello!

Hey! You come here often? Do you like…stuff? I’ll bet we could do the smooches a lot, huh? With your…hawt bod. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like you’re…um…from Tennessee.

GUH. I am bad at flirting. I’m awful at the romantic messaging game. At least I know I’m not alone, though. Check out these cringe-worthy examples from around the internet.

15. Boxers on boxers

This is some next level no homo nonsense.

14. The real updog

I think you’re in, friend.

What do you rate my response? from Tinder

13. Stepping away

This is not going to go well.

12. Gone baby, gone

Is wordplay really the way to anyone’s heart?

She aborted the conversation from Tinder

11. Double burn?

The bravery to tweet this is something I will always admire.

10. Fat chance

If you don’t get it now, you’re never gonna get it.

9. Pet peeve

The signals couldn’t possibly be stronger.

Virginity is my passion from Tinder

8. Trauma alert

Sounds like you’re having a pretty steamy convo there.

7. Into oblivion

In her defense man, this is weak.

She‘s oblivious to what I‘m talking about from Tinder

6. Follow-through

She really commits to the bit.

Yeah, I can’t read ghost. from Tinder

5. Curt replies

Why does your auto-correct assume that’s what you meant?

Ouch… from Tinder

4. Get wrecked

The first joke is bad but it gets better/worse.

Guess he doesn’t wanna make me his princess then? from Tinder

3. Intolerable

Your kind will be purged from this earth.

Crow of Judgement from Tinder

2. Heading you off

This was doomed from the beginning.

She got me there from Tinder

1. Tinder tautologies

He’s not wrong?

I may not be Mr. Romance over here, but at least I now know I can do slightly better than some. I need to go wash the cringe off of me.

Have you had any misadventures in flirting lately?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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10 Great Tweets for These Trying Times

I don’t know what to say anymore when attempting to segue from the terrors of reality into a list of fun tweets, to be honest. But as with most things, true expression can be found, if not in words, than with memes. So, I made you this meme in lieu of an intro paragraph:

Source: FX / Me

10. Original sin

“Bless me father, for I am about to spill this tea like the Boston Harbor.”

9. Bird is the word

Sticks and stones may break my bones but birds are total jerks.

8. No small artists

It’s really given him something to chew on.

7. Act now

I’ll just forget to cancel and end up paying for something I never use. I know this scam.

6. Absolutely trashed

Do you ever feel / like a plastic bag / drifting through the wind / wanting to start again…

5. Seal of approval

They’re so dang happy they gotta turn their whole body into a smile. 🙂

4. Giddyup

Please don’t do this to medical professionals, it’s way too funny.

3. Visions of the future

Whomever this is, we need them to replace Nate Silver immediately.

2. Clowning around

I’m boo boo the fool.

1. Week link in the chain

True story: at my 2020 NYE party I had a long and passionate argument with friends about whether the week truly started on Sunday or Monday. If only I knew how little it would soon matter…

I hope those brightened your mood a bit. I’d offer you an actual egg but, yanno, this is the internet. And I don’t know where you live.

Who are the best people on Twitter to follow right now?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 of the Funniest Random Jokes on the Whole Wide Internet

I think we all learned early on that there’s one thing the internet has PLENTY of. There’s so much of it, in fact, that it almost seems like the internet was invented for it. It’s exciting, and a little naughty, and we all find ourselves sneaking away to peek at it, though we wouldn’t admit it…

Oooooh yeeeeeah. That’s right. I’m talking about jokes. Why, what did you think I meant?

10. Stretching the truth

I don’t make the rules here.

9. The one ring

This is what disappointment looks like.

8. Sensory overlap

It’ll put you in a whole other dimension for a minute.

7. Supremely evil

Hope you’re planning on paying her therapy bills after this.

6. That’s so Raven

Edgar Allen Poe is spinning in his grave. Not because of this, he’s just a dramatic goth.

https://8-xj.tumblr.com/post/183730486600/while-i-nodded-nearly-napping-suddenly-there

5. Feelin’ hungry

I know my place and it’s wherever I wanna be.

https://may.tumblr.com/post/624432884316553216/babelady-vangoghcean-theres-just-something

4. Hot takes

Why Garfield has enjoyed a second life as an existential nightmare meme I’ll never understand.

https://flipflapjacks.tumblr.com/post/187230169831/cremia-ewaneneollav-yo-why-jon-thick-as

3. Big boi

You got beef with any of this?

2. Squat squirrel

That’s absolutely nuts.

1. Chip on my shoulder

My new year’s resolution is to make it to the new year.

Jokes as far as the eye can see. If you enjoyed those, go give the creators a follow. They deserve your clicks and likes and click-likes! Not to spoil anything, but they got even more jokes awaiting your face-eyes.

Who are the funniest people on the internet right now?

Tell us your opinion in the comments.

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Twitter Users Talk About the Small Things in Movies and TV Shows That Ruin It for Them

Movies and TV shows are not real, but it’s still pretty darn annoying when we see things in them that are totally unrealistic.

You know you see these kinds of things all the time, right?

A funny Twitter thread saw users speaking out about the things that they consider very annoying when it comes to how real life is inaccurately portrayed on TV and in the movies.

Let’s take a look.

1. Gulpin’ ’em down.

That is kinda weird.

2. See you later!

Doesn’t work that way.

3. Get it right!

Chess players don’t like this.

4. Let’s see the drool.

Totally unrealistic!

5. Hey, sis!

Never said this in my life.

6. That’s just creepy.

And totally weird.

7. Get it right, designers!

Come on, you have a big budget.

8. Right into the river!

That doesn’t seem right…

9. Ummmm, that’s delicious.

Instantaneous delight.

10. I’m late!

Gotta go! Out the door!

11. Where’s the mouse?

Riddle me that!

12. How do you afford this place?

Especially in New York City.

13. The bra stays on.

Ladies…let’s hear the truth.

How about you?

What are the little things in movies that really drive you crazy?

Talk to us in the comments!

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