16 Tweets on Dating That Are Just So Damn Relatable

What happens when you’re dating and your BFFs just can’t relate?

Well, you turn to Twitter immediately!

Because the tweeple out there are just friends you haven’t met yet, and they wise AF, will never judge you and they throw so many pearls of wisdom around, you’ll have enough for twenty truth necklaces.

Let’s read dem tweets, fam!

1. Yes, we did hug at the end. Who wants more details?

2. Is this one of those prank shows?

3. Oh no. No no no…

4. Yeah, don’t fly too close to the sun…

5. Just 623? Amateur…

6. She has a point…

If you didn’t relate to anything in that pile of wisdom, I don’t know what to tell you.

7. You just hope it’s lil ugly instead of big pretty…

8. Oh stop it! You wouldn’t make babies cry… much.

9. Oh you too? Hmmm, there’s a lot of us these days…

10. Why do our minds always go there?!?

11. And that trash patch in the middle of the ocean is massive!

12. But what if I don’t want a date right now…

13. lol just jk…

14. Damn… who do you hang around?

15. Yeah, but how big is that wall’s d**k?

16. So is that a fire sign or…?

Maybe look on Insta and following some influencers, because I got nothing more for ya.

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19 Tweets That Just About Everyone Can Relate To

These 19 tweets sum up life pretty well. If, for whatever reason, you can’t relate to them, I guess your life must be pretty special and completely together at all times. Good for you, I suppose.

For the rest of us, you know what’s up!

Let’s get to it!

1. Nawhhhh.

2. Imma bed going to now, k bye.

3. I need to eat!

4. I just want to see my cousin. That is all. Thank you.

5. Gas smells good!

6. I had things to do…

7. It’s not just guys…

8. Life is too hard.

9. Doggos over everything!

10. Nailed it!

11. This. Right. Here.

12. Walk away.

13. Pretty good!

14. Hey. Hey. Hey.

15. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Probably should stop.

16. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

17. Turn it down!

18. The gender wars are real.

19. Struggs and drugs.

I don’t care what you say, gas smells good.

The end.

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10+ Women Share The Worst First Dates They’ve Been On, and Guys Should be Ashamed

Fellas, fellas, fellas… this is just embarrassing.

Seriously, be better than these guys (which isn’t a high bar AT ALL).

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18 Tweets That Perfectly Capture the Struggle That Is Adulthood

English playwright Oscar Wilde once said, “Youth is wasted on the young.”

I often think about this quote when I ride in to work everyday and consider what I’ve done with my life. Because we had all that time! And what did we do with it? Eat gummy fruits and watch reruns? Why wasn’t I investing in stocks?!

Thankfully, there’s Twitter. Where comedians hang out and tweet funny shit that we can all relate to. Sure, it can be depressing to think about how your life has turned out so far, but at least we can all laugh at it.

Right? We can laugh at it?! It’s funny right?! RIGHT?!?!

I kid. Let’s have fun.

1. So much me. So much.

2. I enjoy “cooking”

3. 4 hours at least. 6 hours at the most.

4. What a pain!

5. I read lots of Böökes

6. Stop jumping! I want to get back on my feet!

7. Wait… how much is THAT?

8. Why doesn’t anybody stop me from doing these things?!

9. I didn’t ask for this!

10. Too expensive!

11. I scream! And… that’s it. I just scream.

12. MINE!

13. Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: An employee, apparently.

14. Drugs help.

15. Time works differently now.

16. OMG. This is so true!

17. It’s basically Netflix. That’s my existence. Thanks.

18. Can I hire a domineering mom for another 5 years?

Okay, that settles it. Ice cream and thin mints for dinner.

To the dollar store!

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10+ Tweets That Perfectly Describe Why Adulting Is the Worst

Paying bills. Constant exhaustion. Wondering what’s for dinner. An aching back. And that’s on a good day of adulting.

Seriously, it’s the worst, and here are 12 tweets that sum up why:

1. Also: turned my head, stood up too quickly…

2. Just thinking about it makes me tired

3. Why not both?

4. Or earlier, if possible

5. More like 7 to 14 years

6. Never answer the phone

7. It’s not just you

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8. “Perks”

9. Ugh, inflation

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10. My aching back

11. Every night

12. Sorry!

Can we please just go to bed yet?!

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Woman Offers Lesson on How Ladies Should Behave When Their Man Is Watching the Game. It’s as Bad as It Sounds.

Conservative commentator Denise McAllister is no stranger to controversy, as evidenced by her recent feud with Meghan McCain. That’s a story for another day, though. Today, we’re here to examine something else she said recently that ended up giving her the wrong kind of viral fame.

McAllister took to Twitter to remind her fellow women how they should behave while their man is watching a big sporting event on TV. Prepare to roll your eyes in a MAJOR way.

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Patience and timing, ladies…

Wow. Even as a man I think this is totally ridiculous, and I’m not alone.

Check out some of the reactions the tweet managed to get.

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And even more people weighed in.

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Apparently, McAllister later got into some hot water and was fired from her writing job at The Federalist for making homophobic comments as a result of the Twitter exchange above.

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14 Times Therapy Actually Revealed Mind-Blowing Truths

A lot of folks tend to look down on therapy, but the fact of the matter is that it’s honestly helpful for just about anyone. Being in therapy doesn’t mean you’re “weak” or “crazy,” it just means you take your mental health seriously. What’s more, therapy can sometimes reveal inner truths that you might not have come across otherwise (or at least not as quickly).

Today we present 14 people who had some genuine breakthroughs in therapy that helped change their outlook. So, naturally, they shared on Twitter. Because that’s what we all do now.

It’s kind of like group therapy, right?

Making way for your better half…

Friends and “Friends”

The only constant is change!

Wrong person. Right time.

Someone pls pass tissues. Currently dead.

Just because it’s unknown, doesn’t mean it’s bad

If not you, then who?

With a capital T!

Renew yourself, fam!

Always check yourself…

Sometimes you just have to let it go

How much do you love yourself?

Isn’t it always that way, tho?

Time is precious after all…

 

I have that same problem about being direct and not caring who it hurts, so that one really hit home.

Great advice Lula! Thank your therapist for me! ???

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12 People Who Got Savaged Hard by Their Own Families

Family is always there for us when things get bad, but when life is going relatively smoothly, they’re also the first people to crack a joke at your expense. It’s just how it goes.

Have your parents ever savagely embarrassed you and not even realized it? How about they did realize it, but they simply didn’t give a fuck because you might have been acting like a diva?

Yeah, they have!  ? ?

Writer Alanna Bennett’s mom did once and she just had to share the shame on Twitter…

Ouch.

And that memory has apparently never gone away.

Once Alanna shared, you know other people wanted to jump in on the fun.

Sometimes, siblings can make up for the savageness that parents can’t supply…

Or best friends!

Rita’s dad doesn’t know how to refer to breasts correctly…

And Leigh’s dad is kind of a dick…

Oh look! Another fun daddy/daughter exchange!

There’s Julia’s dad and his hush money…

Or Alan’s “gift”…

These parents are apparently SO proud!

This dad had a solution for his picky eater…

Oh hai cats!

What are some savage moments your friends and family destroyed you with?

Personally, I have none. Me and my family always get along great and we support each other in everything we do. Always.

And if you believe that…

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11 Hilarious Examples of Twitter’s “What’s Your Name” Meme

Twitter is my favorite place to go for memes, and the latest one is too funny – it’s called “What’s Your Name?”

It’s pretty self-explanatory really. Just talk about the most common joke/response to your name. Here are 11 of the best:

1. Oh, come on!

2. Well, that was easy enough.

3. Seriously? Frank?

4. … Sure.

5. Not quite, but ok.

6. Like the distance.

7. Mortifying.

8. Say it.

9. Not the soup.

10. LOL!

11. WE HAVE A WINNER

What’s your name?

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15+ People Share their Most Unpopular Opinions, and It’s Glorious

Everyone has certain opinions that, for one reason or another, go against the social norm. For instance, I hate swans. I know they’re all majestic and beautiful, but they’re also black-hearted little feathery turds. #SorryNotSorry

Now, to the Twitterverse, where opinions flow freely and often. Unpopular ones at that!

Eliza Skinner decided to start it up…

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And then her tweeps did the rest…

1. I’ll take her word for it

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2. Wait Disney should def be a band name

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3. You’re gross

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4. Not even interesting?!?

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5. Whoa. Who hurt you?

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6. Actually, you know what… agreed!

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7. Definitely not under the spell…

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8. Oh come on Sean!

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9. Define “ideal”

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10. Full on with you Nick

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11. But plastic straws or…

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12. Katie just doesn’t like nice things

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13. Holly just wants to burn it all down

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14. NO!

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15. Well, everybody is entitled to their WRONG opinion

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16. Walking, in general, isn’t that great

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17. Queen Bey hater!

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You’re not alone Kerri! I’m with you. I mean, she’s SUPER talented and gorgeous and successful, but some of these Beyhive fans just go a little overboard in their fan worship.

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