15+ Tweets That Only People Born Before 1999 Will Understand

I’m a 90’s baby and I’m proud of it. Those were the days, I tell ya! Pop culture these days doesn’t really make much sense to me.

These damn kids today don’t know what they missed out on. And these tweets nail it.

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May 30, 2019

15 Tweets About Mental Health That’ll Definitely Give You a Good Laugh

Mental health issues are no joke. Suffering from anxiety or depression can be absolutely crippling, and can even affect you physically.

Still, laughter is the best medicine and while it might be tough to find much mirth in the midst of a depressive episode, if you can manage to scare up a few chuckles, it really does help a lot.

If you’re having a rough day, week, month, or year, take a look at these funny tweets about mental health.

1. Like this?

“make time for yourself”
me at 1AM: mE tiMe pic.twitter.com/cktFqCPyXe

— ????? ⋆ (@tristehomo) November 10, 2018

2. True

therapy:
-expensive
-sounds boring

saying “that’s just showbiz baby”:
-free
-sounds tight as fuck

— rat bastard (@ratpcks) September 30, 2018

3. Tell us more

[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017

4. Hahaha

me: i have depression

someone: u should get out more! go outside

me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression

— イーサン (@kujikawaii) July 31, 2017

5. This might catch on

i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage

— birthday kelly (@kelllicopter) October 16, 2018

6. LOL

me too bitch you ain't special https://t.co/FhnXbPSJAM

— chaos commander (@NECROMANClNG) September 2, 2017

7. Self care

canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018

8. That’s not good

how i sleep knowing i’m secretly hated by everyone i’ve ever spoken to because that’s what my brain told me pic.twitter.com/LZDZI8CYdN

— adam (@brokeangeI) April 25, 2019

9. Sounds healthy

my therapist: “take it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly”

me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: “I should go VEGAN”

— ebs (@gimmefirstborn) May 7, 2019

10. That’s a yes

my therapist: are u sad?
me: pic.twitter.com/8pYTv3bH3h

— ????? ⋆ (@tristehomo) July 3, 2018

11. #NonStopWorry

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

— h (@hmbnzs) October 23, 2018

12. Finally!

I'm gonna power the whole country. pic.twitter.com/3wrxw8fA1e

— Dash (@kimkarDASHA) November 15, 2017

13. Samesies

I feel you, vending machine, I feel you. pic.twitter.com/FlwDGkp61K

— Chris Pramas (@Pramas) September 10, 2017

14. BFF

Me: "WYD"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"

Me: "Without me? Lol "

— Lip Gallagher (@tonestradamus) April 25, 2017

15. That’s a start

"exercise helps depression"
me: pic.twitter.com/BF74bWyQdO

— linds (@linsagna) September 14, 2017

Ahhhhh, now that feels a little bit better, doesn’t it?

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May 29, 2019

People of Twitter Share Their Pettiest Grudges with Celebrities. These Are Hilarious

It started with this tweet…

This woman’s mom is NOT having Queen Latifah over for dinner anytime soon…

My mom got into an argument with Queen Latifah at a bar 27 years ago and she still refuses to watch anything she’s in.

— #MadQueen2020 (@thekaptainkevo) May 2, 2019

And yeah, the Twitternet wanted to share.

Brian McKnight just forgot to bring a gift?!

Brian McKnight didn’t bring a gift for the fan he was surprising on Jenny Jones (or whoever show lol) and my mama ain’t listened to him since

— Dani (@sunshyne84) May 3, 2019

Olivia ain’t going to the candy shop with this former fan…

I was at a BBQ and Olivia (from G-unit) took the last burger and didn’t even eat the fucking thing. I’ve hated her since, I guess I got the last laugh.

— Petty Hardaway キングジェネ- (@KingJenee) May 3, 2019

Eddie Murphy has some people who hate him…

My mom got into w Eddie Murphy at a club in the 80s. To this day, she does not like that man

— Heavenly (@HeavC4) May 3, 2019

Because he was apparently not so nice…

My mom worked with Eddie Murphy and he was rude to her and she still hates him to this day lol

— gemini stellium (@_MooreAngelic) May 3, 2019

But thankfully he does know how to apologize…

DAWG he stepped on my mothers foot at a club in the 80s and only reason my mom dont hate him is bc he apologized personally

— Guac Goddess (@FatMermaid_) May 3, 2019

Damn LL… you done messed up!

Ll cool j threw water at a concert in mid 90s cuz the “ladies was hot ” my momma said her hair just got done so she dont like him now

— Draymarques Smith (@draymarques) May 4, 2019

Somebody hates Danny Glover?!

Danny Glover had offices in the same building as my mother’s job and she tried to sell him some handmade body products that I made as a side hustle. He said no thank you and she called him “Mister” to his face and cussed at him lol. She still hates him… pic.twitter.com/l6UwybVbhj

— 2 Dope Moms (@GetEmGirl) May 3, 2019

Earth, Wind and Fire Her! is more like it…

My dad took his wife (ex now) to see Earth, Wind and Fire. Long story short the lead singer swept her off her feet when he sang to her. Now my daddy don’t fuck with them nomore . I can’t even play “September” anymore and that’s my birth month.

— Black Queen (@myahrenee_) May 4, 2019

Bruno! Clean yo dishes!

my art mentor didn’t know who Bruno Mars was and asked him to clean his dirty dishes bc he thought BM was an employee where he had just finished eating and gave BRUNO such sass and attitude when he wouldn’t take his dirty damn dishes@BrunoMars sincerely sorry boo . love u

— ネス湖モンスター (@sailornessy) May 3, 2019

Some of this shit even happens on Twitter? Shocker…

Ricky Gervais blocked my former twitter bc I had tweeted that one of his jokes wasn’t transphobic but it was just not funny. I don’t support his work anymore but I saw that his Netflix special was about ppl who are sensitive which I found ironic bc apparently he’s VERY sensitive.

— Lynim back bitches (@lyn_thewriter) May 3, 2019

Well, this isn’t common, is it Common?

My dad said common was rude to him years ago at the airport and to this day he still won’t watch anything with him in it

— ash (@itsleynaaa) May 3, 2019

Brandy need to CALM DOWN!

Danny Glover had offices in the same building as my mother’s job and she tried to sell him some handmade body products that I made as a side hustle. He said no thank you and she called him “Mister” to his face and cussed at him lol. She still hates him… pic.twitter.com/l6UwybVbhj

— 2 Dope Moms (@GetEmGirl) May 3, 2019

Patrick Ewing using kindergarten tactics!

While still at Georgetown University, Patrick Ewing shot his shot with my mom by sticking his foot out and tripping her. They ended up dating for a few months alsjdkfhegdk

— “Don’t harass Black folx on WMATA” Challenge (@thesweetestlosr) May 3, 2019

Listen, everybody has bad days. It happens. We can’t say these interactions represent who these people are.

Except Eddie Murphy. We can now definitely say Eddie Murphy is a dick.

At least in the ’80s…

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May 29, 2019

Gamora Putting on Lipstick Is the Galactic Meme We Didn’t Know We Needed

Actress Zoe Saldana most recently graced theaters everywhere as the character Gamora in Avengers: Endgame. She recently posted the following video of her putting on her character’s lipstick…

View this post on Instagram

#nofilter #Gamora #becauseshesworthit

A post shared by Zoe Saldana (@zoesaldana) on Apr 28, 2019 at 8:35pm PDT

You know, as you do.

The internet saw you Zoe. And they made it a mood.

Lettuce begin…

lettuce getting ready to give people e coli pic.twitter.com/70bK153LxA

— jaboukie (@jaboukie) May 1, 2019

That’s so money…

Money getting ready to leave my bank account pic.twitter.com/APFVZD0j8Z

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) May 1, 2019

That is snot funny…

Mucus before getting ready for the mucinex commercial

pic.twitter.com/iXdaTbBZIi

— Kip❺ (@pat_ovo) May 1, 2019

You can’t do that on television!

Slime getting ready to be dropped on a Double Dare contestant pic.twitter.com/2jP3xLfg0x

— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) May 1, 2019

The same shit again avocado?!

Avocado getting ripe two days before you plan to eat it pic.twitter.com/mTS7yOS3E9

— Milah Thee Stallion (@JamilahLemieux) May 1, 2019

What else do they have to do?

Trees getting ready to provide our ungrateful asses with oxygen pic.twitter.com/qLOLPbXOgD

— Kira as in Knightley (@KiraEileenP) May 1, 2019

Ain’t broccoli’s fault your digestive system can’t handle fiber…

Broccoli right before it gives you hours of gas. https://t.co/3FTZq6uN8Z

— Erin Youngdoll (@Epuff80) May 2, 2019

You’re a god damned monster!

My salad before I stood it up for a cheeseburger pic.twitter.com/uJfFukAmLg

— Richie Loco (@Richie_l0c0) May 1, 2019

Who invited you parsley?

parsley getting ready to show up on the chicken, the lobster, the steak, the macaroni & cheese, the yams & the cake in y’all food pics for social media pic.twitter.com/e2UkY6zmcj

— old soul (@shannonmichele_) May 3, 2019

You ready to get turnt?

Weed getting ready to show me a good time https://t.co/4GRJO3wIug

— Bianca Lawson Jr. (@kissmydarrie) May 1, 2019

It’s out time now, fam!

Pickles right before getting removed from a hamburger. pic.twitter.com/JsuyW8zhNq

— Jose & The Bussycats (@itsjcerm) April 30, 2019

That sour spinach smell, tho…

spinach getting ready to expire on my way home from the grocery store pic.twitter.com/Z3UkerYmC4

— ziwe (@ziwe) May 1, 2019

Mood officially achieved!

Maybe next week Chris Pratt will comb his hair…

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May 25, 2019

These Alternate Endings for “Game of Thrones” Are Easily Better Than What We Got

Game of Thrones was one of the greatest television shows ever made, both in terms of story/cast and in terms of the sheer scope the money spent per episode.

It’s last season, however, was… disappointing to say the least.

Goodbye Game of Thrones, I will remember you mostly for this video of Sarah Paulson drunkenly singing the entire theme tune pic.twitter.com/uwfWrOqzj8

— Clarisse Loughrey (@clarisselou) May 19, 2019

Let’s face it: season 8 was pretty universally terrible, so let’s see what the internet had to offer by way of a more satisfying ending.

The Wire + Game of Thrones =

Game of Thrones Alternate Ending pic.twitter.com/MybioLJNZW

— The Wire (@WireFans) May 20, 2019

The comedically short ending!

Alternate ending for #GameOfThrones #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/PUFyPFSaI4

— EJ Wont Let You Down (@EWLYD) May 20, 2019

This is legit the ending I wanted. If Dany is gonna go mad… GO FULL TARGARYEN!

#GameOfThrones Alternate Ending:
-Jon and Dany hug
-Dany stabs Jon bc he’s a threat to her crown
-All of the other houses join forces against her
-History repeats itself trying to outst a mad Targaryen from the throne
-The wheel is unbroken; the Game of Thrones never ends

— Julia Yorks (@juliayorks) May 20, 2019

No. I can’t do this to Arya’s epic win.

Alternate ending: The Night King wasn’t defeated in episode 3. Daenerys, Jon and the others are now in King’s Landing and Winter is finally here. The snow indicates that the NK is almost there. The final battle will soon begin. We just have to wait for season 9… #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/acaFQrr0sL

— Mona (@monajoy_) May 20, 2019

Maybe it would have been better with a John Hughes ending?

Tyrion: …but what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…
Brienne: and an athlete.
Sam: and a basket case.
Davos: a princess.
Bronn: and a criminal.
Tyrion: does that answer your question?

DON’T YOU. FORGET ABOUT ME

— sam (@mardirooster) May 20, 2019

And a lot of people wanted this to happen, but Jon wasn’t fireproof like Dany. Sorry fan family!

This would’ve been a great ending!
Ctto#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/0KzdjRc6dW

— catue (@dyockerr) May 20, 2019

Didn’t we actually get this ending, though?

The Ending we Deserve #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/oG43L9pwNB

— Bloød (@Thirsty_o) May 20, 2019

Oh shit! Power couple FTW!

Jon and Dany in an alternate ending #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/Sl4Khjmeui

— The Joker (@TheManWhoSmiles) May 20, 2019

George! You holding out on us?!

#Gameofthrones Theory.

GRR Martin was waiting for the show to finish before finishing the books so he could see the complaints against the finale & write the ending everyone wants.

Then HBO Does the “Alternate” Season 8 based off the books ending. pic.twitter.com/uRCNwVJpco

— Comicstorian (@Comicstorian) May 20, 2019

The Kingslayer indeed

If only he had, the show might have gotten a much better ending. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/T5kigyYi9o

— Lavanya Jain (@lavanyajain30) May 20, 2019

The Newhart ending!

Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse here was an alternate ending for #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/RX4HHzvkdr

— angel yu (@nashaharapngtv1) May 20, 2019

The Night King was trying to kill himself? Nahhhhh…

My alternate ending to #GameOfThrones where after Bran is installed as the king of the realm on the throne, that as the final scene fades with a close-up on his eyes as they turn blue. This puts everything into an entirely new perspective. The Night King was behind everything… pic.twitter.com/VAVzGK7bU9

— Tony Stewart (@digitmaxr) May 20, 2019

And Ghost is the best doggo in the Seven Kingdoms!

Alternate ending to Game of Thrones:

Everyone dies. A lone direwolf sits on the iron throne. Cersei, now a white walker, continues to haunt the castle, wandering the halls, plotting against the wolf.

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 26, 2019

Good job everybody. I’m officially impressed.

Now then… what will the Game of Thrones spinoff series be? Arya on the high seas? A prequel set thousands of years in the past?

Tell us HBO! We want to know!!!

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May 25, 2019

6 Years Later, the “I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This” Meme Is Still Going Strong

It started in 2013 with this seriously religious tweet (don’t worry, this isn’t a religious post)…

God didn’t lie to you! If God said it, then God will do it! I don’t know who needs to hear this, but God’s gonna do it!

— theo hughes (@theoQuotes) December 3, 2013

And TBH a lot of the early “I don’t know who needs to hear this” tweets were religious.

I don’t know who needs to hear this tonight, but Jesus LOVES you. Don’t forget that.

— Raven Smith (@RavenMSmith) January 8, 2015

But then the internet did its thing and took it into a new direction… just like a good internet should…

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you didn’t wipe good enough.

— THAT GIRL FROM INSTAGRAM (@KhadiDon) October 22, 2018

So then…

I’ll have to check it out!

i don’t know who needs to hear this but

the 2007 animated doctor strange movie is actually good

— pinback (@emotionalpedant) May 6, 2019

Life officially got easier!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop smearing the peanut butter and jelly on the same piece of bread.

Even spreads on both pieces and then put them together. I’m just here to help.

— Brittany Packnett (@MsPackyetti) April 26, 2019

Lies!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can close most of those browser tabs

— Dr. Jens Foell (@fMRI_guy) April 16, 2019

So everybody then?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but please do not run for president

— Haley Mlotek (@haleymlotek) May 3, 2019

Impossible!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, put your phone down once in a while and enjoy life.

— ✭Cards Babe✭ (@CardsNCowboyz) April 18, 2019

Twitter! Behave yourself!

i don’t know who needs to hear this but stop closing out of twitter and then opening it back up immediately because you forgot you were just on it

— (@dopesicktight) April 6, 2019

Some legit good advice!

i don’t know who needs to hear this but: stop chasing emotionally unavailable people and use that time and energy to work on yourself and self image instead! xo

— muna thee mire (@Muna_Mire) April 15, 2019

Good advice is coming in hot!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop getting your hopes up the minute someone shows the slightest bit of interest in you

— Kyle (@kkunta__) April 11, 2019

You’ll save so much money!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cancel that free trial.

— tiffany (@mombxtch) February 17, 2019

Truth

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but using a makeup wipe isn’t the same as washing your face

— Aurora McCausland (@AuroraMccy) April 28, 2019

Double truth

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but if you’re in a relationship with someone who picks fights with you right before deadlines/interviews/birthdays/tests/performances etc, you are in an abusive relationship with someone who is sabotaging you. Did I do the meme right?

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 14, 2019

Serious… save! yo! money!

i don’t know who needs to hear this but you have food at home.

— king arya (@KiissMyDimples) April 15, 2019

And finally… THANK YOU!

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s ok and you’re doing just fine.

— Sam Sanders (@samsanders) April 23, 2019

See, they don’t all have to be for the cynical, cold and dead inside crowd!

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May 20, 2019

“Game of Thrones” is Over, and People Have A LOT of Feelings About It

So, Game of Thrones just aired its series finale, and much like the rest of this last season, it had fans all up in their feelings. Some people loved it, a lot of folks hated it, and I personally felt the whole thing was very “meh.”

Without further ado, let’s see what the rest of the world had to say about it.

And the army is ready to fix things…

Game of Thrones fanfic writers typing their fix-it fics right now pic.twitter.com/KfFduzQSpN

— ɾuɐ (@qitnsansaturner) May 20, 2019

But will it REALLY fix anything?

I mean… #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/SwoXc2Qzzp

— K-Tina (@the_ktina) May 20, 2019

Nothing epic about the finale except a Dragon getting angry

Almost 8 years of my life and you end it with a filler episode that doesn’t even look real? Nah I’m hurt deeply #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/va5KStUKsG

— Aegon Blackgaryan (@DimitryRO) May 20, 2019

And yeah, why did Tyrion have so much sway?!

Of course it makes sense for the prisoner in chains (imprisoned for treason) to dictate terms, while the rest of them looked like a bunch of gormless twats. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/lE8Wn9INCw

— Shamz (@shamima1985) May 20, 2019

Gendry lookin damn good.

can’t believe gendry looked this hot just to say “aye” and disappear pic.twitter.com/xD2Hfjnpvd

— bekah (@spideysmash) May 20, 2019

IT’S TRUE

listen not to be horny on main or anything but Gendry was looking fucking FINE in his little lord outfit #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/fVcDXMJfFp

— Lady Wig of the House Snatched (@gotshittweets) May 20, 2019

We are all thinking the same thing…

listen we all know he'd do it. pic.twitter.com/e5JZ434vwz

— crossingwinter (@crossing_winter) May 20, 2019

I love a good Gendry rowing meme…

Gendry: Where’s Arya?
Sansa: Going west
Gendry:

#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/MaqMGtxe0V

— Half Grodd Half Shark (@ThiccGrodd) May 20, 2019

Did we mention we are NOT happy?

We got Bran the Broken, Sansa Queen of the North, Arya the Adventurer, and I’m Boo Boo the Fool. First of my Name. Wearer of Clown Shoes. #GameofThrones

— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) May 20, 2019

And yeah, we can keep waiting, but that’s it!

Me waiting for someone to say this is some sort of joke #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/arbDJ64HBf

— Daniel ☾ (@danieldefortun) May 20, 2019

Wait… that’s REALLY it?

#GameofThrones
Me, looking for literally any other possible ending the creators could’ve used pic.twitter.com/QK7U7UHVWH

— Grant Bean (@gbeannc) May 20, 2019

Yes, that was shit. I mean it.

#GameOfThrones Season 8 Episode 6 spoilers without context pic.twitter.com/F9SzwjVCXj

— Palomo (@bondianais) May 20, 2019

Yes, this is what we waited for…

Live feed of the #GameOfThrones fandom after having waited nearly a decade for this finale pic.twitter.com/4K3QHOKFL1

— Aaron Blackfyre (@CosmicSurveyor) May 20, 2019

2 YEARS, to be exact…

#GameofThrones Waiting 2 years for this season like: pic.twitter.com/fC0hO6f1Uy

— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) May 20, 2019

Those books can’t come out fast enough…

#GameOfThrones

George RR Martin right now pic.twitter.com/mVeR4vIRfA

— يـزيد (@YzdAlz) May 20, 2019

We’re all broken now…

Photo Credit: HBO

And scene.

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May 9, 2019

Twitter Thread About Mom’s Top 3 Albums Quickly Becomes Hilarious

It all started with a simple question:

Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums

— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) May 13, 2017

For those who are uninitiated, this question is actually a popular meme that makes fun of the way some people hop on the bandwagon of something popular without knowing much about it.

But, Twitter being Twitter, people definitely had plenty of answers. It’s just how Twitter does it.

Wow, this mom is harsh AF!

1. Only One That Does Anything Around Here
2. I’ll Give You Something To Cry About ft Dad
3 Did You Take Out The Chicken (Coming Home Remix) https://t.co/sQsoaUCB6Y

— Up Top Hoss (@amadeusfletch) May 14, 2017

Oh gawd…

1. I Love You

2. Boy, You Better Pick That Up (the double LP)

3. In The Name of Jesus!

— Jeffrey L. Wilson (@jeffreylwilson) May 14, 2017

All these threats!

1. There’s food at home
2. I’m not one of your little friends (went 3x platinum)
3. I’ll give you something to cry about https://t.co/taJEU5jCmS

— d (@drnzy) May 14, 2017

More threats!

1. I’m Not 1 of Your Little Friends
2. Don’t Be Slamming Doors In My House
3. I Look Like Boo Boo The Fool To You? ft.Go Get My Belt

— J.I.M.B.R.O.W.S.K.I. (@PeaceAndCheese) May 14, 2017

Do you know how is in charge?!

1) Did you take the meat out?
2) Go (Before I Change my Mind)
Interlude (3 minute voicemail)
3) Who all Pays Bills Here?

— Hand of the Queen. (@ASamantha) May 14, 2017

Help!

Can You Help Me With The VCR (1999)
Can You Help Me With The DVD Player (2006)
Can You Help Me With My Phone (2013) https://t.co/agetJks3nU

— Almaqah (@_Almaqah) May 14, 2017

I’ve heard these songs before…

1. When I’m dead you’ll realize
2. You couldn’t wash the dishes
3. There’s food at home https://t.co/Ec2cttU2B2

— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) May 14, 2017

Jesus is making a comeback…

1) As Long As You’re in My House
2) Better Hope Jesus Don’t Come Back Tonight While You’re Out With Your Friends
3) Do You Know Jesus

— Two Boobs Johnson (@mwdominicana) May 14, 2017

Basically, stores…

1. Don’t ask for anything in this store.
2. Don’t touch anything in this store.
3. You’re not getting anything in this store.

— IsaDora_Milaje (@GeauxEllessyoo) May 14, 2017

A single for the ages…

My moms was a one hit wonder ~~> 1. “I’m Not Takin Care of NO Babies

— Ace of Spades (@Gentlewoman40) May 14, 2017

You better teach yourself!

1) Now You’ll Know Better(Hot Stove remix)
2) Now Nobody Gets It
3) Those Better Not Be My Good Scissors.

— We Have Your Language (@IndigenousXca) May 14, 2017

Just cat mom things…

1) ‘Were you raised in a barn?’
2) ‘Who’s ‘she’, the cat’s mother?’
3) GARBLED NAMES OF ALL HER CHILDREN, HER HUSBAND AND THE CAT (remix)

— Christina McDermott-McGarrigle (@ChristinaMcMc) May 14, 2017

Yep, all the classics!

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May 9, 2019

Hilarious Twitter Thread Proves “Game of Thrones” Is Just a Live-Action “Shrek”

Oh Twitter, you know how to ruin everybody’s day.

@ohytargaryen somehow figured out that the real-life, flesh-and-blood characters in Game of Thrones somehow insanely resemble the animated folk in Shrek.

So basically Game of Thrones is a Shrek live action pic.twitter.com/BSk1DRFhjc

— Stark (@ohmytargaryen) April 20, 2019

Yeah, it’s a thing.

Sansa and Tyrion’s wedding anybody?

Photo Credit: Twitter/ohmytargaryen

Oh look! Jaime Lannister!

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Oh look! Cersei and Jaime!

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The Hound is Shrek in ogre form…

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And Podrick is Shrek in human form!?

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Oh. My. God.

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Bran? Is that you?!?

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Drogon… dat u?

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The Mountain… guess who?

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And just for good measure…

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Okay, the whole show is ruined for me now!

Thanks internet!

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1. Like this?

2. True

3. Tell us more

4. Hahaha

5. This might catch on

6. LOL

7. Self care

8. That’s not good

9. Sounds healthy

10. That’s a yes

11. #NonStopWorry

12. Finally!

13. Samesies

14. BFF

15. That’s a start

This woman’s mom is NOT having Queen Latifah over for dinner anytime soon…

Brian McKnight just forgot to bring a gift?!

Olivia ain’t going to the candy shop with this former fan…

Eddie Murphy has some people who hate him…

Because he was apparently not so nice…

But thankfully he does know how to apologize…

Damn LL… you done messed up!

Somebody hates Danny Glover?!

Earth, Wind and Fire Her! is more like it…

Bruno! Clean yo dishes!

Some of this shit even happens on Twitter? Shocker…

Well, this isn’t common, is it Common?

Brandy need to CALM DOWN!

Patrick Ewing using kindergarten tactics!

Lettuce begin…

That’s so money…

That is snot funny…

You can’t do that on television!

The same shit again avocado?!

What else do they have to do?

Ain’t broccoli’s fault your digestive system can’t handle fiber…

You’re a god damned monster!

Who invited you parsley?

You ready to get turnt?

It’s out time now, fam!

That sour spinach smell, tho…