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Tom Hanks Reads Sweet Tweets, and We Think You Will Enjoy Them

Tom Hanks (aka, The Nicest Man in Hollywood) teamed up with Twitter Movies to produce the sweetest Tweet-based film of probably all time.

For the short, Hanks looks through Twitter finding the nicest tweets and then reads them for us in his oh-so-soothing voice.

The video was released right before Thanksgiving, and it is filled with Hanks telling Chicken Soup for the Soul-style stories, but from Twitter – stories about overcoming adversity, about people doing good deeds, and, of course, about adorable animals.

The first tweet Hanks read was from a former McDonald’s employee. The employee had worked at one fast food joint for two and a half years, and whenever he prepared a ten-piece nugget meal, he’d throw in an extra one, just because.

Photo Credit: YouTube

How many times did tears come to your eyes because you found 11 nuggets instead of the ten you paid for in your order? Every single time, I tell you. How often did a nugget surprise happen? Not often.

But that’s what makes it special.

So, thank you former McD’s employee. There needs to be more people like you in the world.

Hanks thinks so too. “That is a man who’s not only being nice, but he’s feeding the world a little bit better. And [he’s] bucking the corporate strategy. Bravo! That’s a nice thing to do!”

Lucky for us, there are many more stories like that one on here. Watch the video early and often throughout the holiday season:

It will lift your spirits and make you happy. Guaranteed.

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Funny Tweets About How Homework Is Absolute Hell

I dreaded homework when I was a kid. DREADED IT.

I’d put it off…and then put it off some more, until I reached the point of no return. It’s called procrastination, and it’s an art form, people.

These funny tweets about homework might bring back some painful memories from your childhood…

1. Sure it is!

2. Can’t say no to that.

3. Don’t ask me.

4. Emotional breakdown.

5. Here’s another example.

6. Literally anything else sounds better than that.

7. Oh, it’s gonna be like that?

8. Didn’t go as planned.

9. You did what you had to do.

10. Sure you are…

11. The important stuff.

12. Option B seems better.

13. That’s what friends are for.

14. Wouldn’t that be nice?

15. Leave it up to God.

Cheers to no more homework.

EVER!

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Here Are Some Really Funny Tweets from the Ladies

This is not a surprise to some folks out there, but there are a TON of funny women on Twitter. And they routinely rip it up on Twitter with their hilarious jokes, as you are about to witness shortly.

Be prepared to laugh, cry, and then laugh all over again, okay?

Go!

1. You know, the normal stuff.

2. A totally new situation.

3. Don’t do it!

4. That’s all it takes.

5. Why do you think I’m on here?

6. Let’s redistribute that.

7. There are quite a few out there…

8. It is kind of out of control.

9. This is so good.

10. That’s quite a counterpoint.

11. Sounds like a win/win.

12. Which one do you prefer?

13. Sounds like a plan!

14. They’re OBSESSED.

15. Hopefully, this does not come true.

Like I said, hilarious women. No doubt about that.

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15 Funny Tweets That’ll Help You Forget About the Stress in Your Life

We’re all stressed out.

Let’s cut through the noise: there are a lot of bad things going on in the world, so it’s important to forget about work, family, and world events once in a while and just LAUGH.

Here are 15 tweets that should de-stress you – at least for a bit.

1. That didn’t work out.

2. NO NOISE WHATSOEVER.

3. That’s devastating.

4. I got it. This time.

5. Well…this is awkward.

6. Time to hit the road.

7. I don’t know why this is so entertaining.

8. Been there many times.

9. Time to end this story ASAP.

10. It’s not called YES-vember.

11. Good one!

12. In for a long day.

13. It’s very dangerous.

14. I’m not super, okay?

15. That is very difficult.

That sure did the trick for me!

Do you feel better?

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Enjoy Some of the Best Sex and Dating Tweets from the Last Decade

Relationships can be complicated, dramatic, and messy, but they can also be wonderful and fulfilling at the same time.

Real talk: we’re all obsessed with sex and love, so why deny it?

Let’s enjoy some tweets that went viral in a huge way.

1. There’s a scoreboard.

2. Looking to impress exactly one person.

3. Very specific.

4. Sounds very proper.

5. Thanks a lot…

6. Not like that.

7. A real romantic.

8. We’re really doing it!

9. You’re pretty much single.

10. You’re in too deep now.

11. Are you uncomfortable yet?

12. Yup, it’s dead.

13. Looking for some to do NOTHING with.

14. Well, this is a first.

15. Three stages of life.

Funny stuff, no doubt about it!

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15 Tweets for People Who Are Really Glad That Halloween Is over

Halloween…

Some people love it, some people HATE it.

(I can’t understand people in the latter category, but to each their own.)

I’m talking about Halloween. Which, in my humble opinion, is the greatest holiday ever invented.

But, like I said, some people don’t feel the same way that I do.

And the people behind these tweets are very happy that Halloween is over…until next year.

1. You’re over it?

2. There’s a lot of them out there.

3. “They’re so different.”

4. They’re gonna love it.

5. Sounds like a plan!

6. Don’t stress yourself out.

7. That’s how it works.

8. Can we put an end to this?

9. Blew it. Again.

10. You nailed it!

11. The whole month of October.

12. Probably shouldn’t wear that.

13. Stand strong.

14. This is not gonna do the trick.

How do you feel about Halloween? Are you on my team or are you with THE ENEMY?

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Tweets to Take Your Mind off the Stress in Your Life

I need a little breather. A little break from the daily grind.

A few moments to clear my head and let all the stress

That’s what these tweets are all about!

1. Please cooperate with me.

2. I’m way down with this.

3. Brutal. BRUTAL!

4. I’ll get it this time.

5. Yin and yang.

6. What are you doing here at this hour?

7. Not helping all that much.

8. We need to get to the airport ten hours early.

9. Just call it Donald’s.

10. Too late now.

11. That’s your sign to get it over with, please.

12. Can’t wait for No-cember.

13. It’s true!

14. A feat of strength.

15. Nothing “super” about me.

De-stressed and loving it…for now…

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15 Funny Random Tweets That Should Make You LOL

Twitter is great for a whole lotta random laughs.

You scroll through the feed, you have a few chuckles, and then you get back to your regularly scheduled day.

It’s a nice way to take a break!

So let’s all do that together right now. 3…2…1…GO.

1. That is pretty accurate.

2. A real cut-up.

3. The horror!

4. You’re making the right choice.

5. Sorry, not gonna happen.

6. You’re surprised?

7. The sequel!

8. Hahahaha. Not bad.

9. This one took me a minute…

10. They always get screwed over in car chase scenes.

11. I hear you on this one.

12. A history buff.

13. What’s updog?

14. Not down with the lingo yet.

15. What a hedge…oh wait…

Are you laughing?

I know I’m laughing!

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15 Funny Tweets About Horror Movies

Halloween’s come and gone, but I think all year is a good time for horror movies.

Even if you’re not a horror movie lover, you’ll probably think these tweets are on-point.

1. There is ALWAYS a scene like that.

2. Do a little dance.

3. That kid always gets it.

4. Oh no, not Chucky!

5. Maybe he just needs a good talk.

6. He’s slowing down.

7. Kinda blew it…

8. That’s what I need, too.

9. That is quite sad.

10. That way!

11. Don’t believe them.

12. He might be in big trouble.

13. On second thought…

14. No more of that.

15. Managed to ruin that one…

What are some of your favorite scary flicks?!?!

Share them with us in the comments.

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15 Hysterical Tweets from Women This Week

Ladies…are you ever gonna let up on the funny business?

I think we all know the answer to that one. It’s NO!

Absolutely not!

And here are 15 more examples of ladies bringing the house down.

1. That’s all I see, too.

2. Gonna be ugly this year.

3. That’s a pretty big bag.

4. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

5. I feel you. BIG TIME.

6. Thank you?

7. A lot of Matts are causing problems out there.

8. Thanks a lot, parents.

9. Just go with it.

10. Gonna be an interesting Halloween.

11. This is hilarious.

12. On the offensive.

13. That person wins today.

14. I know I do.

15. We can all relate to this, right?

Ladies, keep on bringing that funny business to the masses!

Guys, let’s see if and when you can up your games!

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