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10 Things People Bought to Make Their Time at Home Way Better

Home is where the heart is. But for the most of 2020 so far, home is also where the…us…is. We’ve all been inside an awful lot, and when you get trapped in a living space, you start giving a lot of thought to what you might want to do to make that space just a little bit better.

Enter Franklin Leonard who launched an absolutely enormous Twitter thread with a simple question:

There were several thousand answers on a whole range of subjects, but some of the most day-brightening and “I should do that!” inspiring were the ones about how people just made their home a *little* bit better with something nice. Check out these 10 simple ways folks have pepped up while hunkering down.

10. Good bois need luxury too

Good call, I don’t think an actual dog hammock would go over well, though it would likely be hilarious.

9. The bliss of organization

I’ve been home enough at this point that I actually know where things are.

8. Blast that noise

Bring the concerts to you.

7. Hooked on cleaning

There’s gotta be a word for those of us who get way too excited about this stuff.

6. Chair and chair alike

If you’re gonna work from home, do it right.

5. Let the sunshine in

Spruce up your place + support an artist. Win/win.

4. Furball

You fool; you purchased mortal enemies simultaneously.

3. Garden of hope

Plant the seeds, be patient and caring.

2. “Outdoor office”

Let’s be real dude, that’s nap central. But I’m not judging.

1. Super cool

*slaps fridge* This bad boy can fit so much La Croix in it.

Of course, not everybody’s in the financial position to buy/order big stuff, but if you haven’t done so in a while, maybe grab yourself a little something to make life at home better. It’ll brighten your day for sure.

What have you done around the house this year?

Let us know in the comments.

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Hilarious Tweets We Think You Might Enjoy

I love a funny tweet.

And, do you know what’s even better than a single funny tweet? A bunch of them all grouped together in one convenient article!

And that’s exactly what we have in store for you with this article.

It’s jam-packed with tweets that we just know are gonna make you LOL.

So let’s get started and let the laughing begin!

1. Hell yes!

Now you can pretend you’re falling asleep at school.

2. God is proud of this one.

Pockets and all!

3. Why are you doing that?

You should be more like me!

4. Oh, now I get it…

The older you get, the more you realize this…

5. Major life goal, right here.

Are you on the right path?

6. This is what I keep telling myself.

Another pizza over here!

7. I am both of them.

Some people just check both of the boxes.

8. That was your exercise for the day.

Hey, at least you’re looking into it.

9. You nailed it!

At least you didn’t say “I love you.”

10. This is the best tweet of all time.

Because it’s so damn accurate!

11. My parents haven’t even heard of social media.

And I’d like to keep it that way!

12. See you later!

The guy just decided to make a run for it.

Was I right, or was I right?

I think you know the answer to that…

Okay, now we need our dear readers to do us a favor.

In the comments, please share something you think will make us laugh: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a video, anything!

Thanks in advance!

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Funny Tweets About Wearing Face Masks out in Public

I don’t really enjoy wearing a mask when I go outside, but it’s the right thing to do and it’s the SMART thing to do for myself and everyone I come into contact with.

This is just our new reality, at least for now, so let’s hunker down, be cautious, and try to beat this thing as quickly as we can.

Buuuuuuuuuuuut, we’re also allowed to retain a sense of humor, right?

Phew! I was worried there that we wouldn’t be able to for a second.

So sit back, kick your feet up, and enjoy these funny memes about wearing a face mask in these very strange times we live in.

1. That’s very important.

Keep this in mind…

2. Just put it on!

Breathing all over me, gross!

3. Protecting strength…

Or something like that…

4. Could be either one.

The mask serves many purposes.

5. Hahahaha. So accurate.

Don’t worry about how you look, okay?

6. Cute! Can I get one?

Dogs are being smart about it, too.

7. You gotta be careful about that.

“That guy is a total dick.” Oops.

8. This is very popular right now.

And Darth Vader…

9. Not the cool kind of ninja.

Doesn’t quite come off as intimidating, does it?

10. You can’t win with some folks.

Just block them out, I guess.

11. At least you’re staying busy!

And I’ll take one while you’re at it.

12. Security blanket.

Hey, some people might never take them off, even after this is over.

Those tweets are a real hoot!

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there!

In the comments, tell us how YOUR mask-wearing adventure is going so far. We want to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly.

And share a pic of yourself in your mask, too, if you’re up for it.

Oh, and one more thing: WEAR A MASK when you go out in public. Do it for yourself and for the sake of others. Please and thank you!

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Funny Tweets About Wearing Face Masks

Let’s not gloss over this whole situation: this health crisis is very serious and you undoubtedly know that hundreds of thousands of people have died worldwide because of it.

So wear a mask when you go out in public because it helps everyone out in the long run.

But we also need to live our lives and laugh a little bit, so let’s all enjoy these funny memes about wearing face masks when we venture into the outside world.

Hey, hopefully it’ll be over sooner than later, but in the meantime, just wear the damn mask, okay?

Enjoy these tweets!

1. Why aren’t you smiling?

No more of that!

2. Mine weighs at least 10.

Gotta drop those pounds somehow…

3. You know you’ve done it.

It’s just part of the deal.

4. That’s disgusting.

But it’s also very true.

5. They sure are!

I’m glad you’ve made this discovery.

6. I need this too for my sunglasses.

Can anybody out there offer some advice?

7. Dear diary…

Be careful with that stuff.

8. What a relief it is!

Feels like liberation!

9. Yeah, I’ve had enough of those.

We all look pretty much the same with these things on.

10. That’s one good thing about it.

How many bags of Fritos did you just buy?

11. Oh, no!

How will the world know?

12. A great excuse!

Once we don’t have to wear masks, THEN I’ll work out.

13. Do what you gotta do.

Whatever works, right?

We have to laugh right now, or else we’ll all break down crying!

So let’s just laugh, okay?!?!

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us about your personal mask experiences lately and share a photo of yourself wearing one with us!

And remember, WEAR A MASK when you go out in public, please!

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Humorous and Accurate Tweets About “Adulting”

Rmember that scene in Billy Madison where Adam Sandler kind of loses it on the kid who says he can’t wait to grow up and go to high school?

Yeah, that’s kind of what being an adult feel like most of the time.

You miss being a kid and you miss when life was simpler and everything was a bit slower.

Adulting? Pssssshhhhhttttt.

It’s totally overrated.

Here are some funny tweets about what it means to be an adult…enjoy…if you can…

1. Over and over and over.

And then it’s ALL OVER.

2. I sure do love that one…

We have a special relationship.

3. Time is running out…

Live it up…while it lasts.

4. You got that right.

Lots and lots of water.

5. Can’t handle this anymore.

It’s too much pressure!

6. That’s a big kick in the gut.

Doesn’t go very far, does it?

7. I’m sorry, Mom…

For the chicken and everything else.

8. That’s called being responsible.

Growing up in front of our eyes.

9. Turn that thing off!

You think money grows on trees?

10. Wait, what year was I born…?

I think I’m between 38 and 52…

11. Home sweet home.

Nothing like it!

12. Adulting is VERY lame.

But, it’s the little things…

13. That easy chair is my life partner.

Don’t you dare sit there!

14. It’s so much fun!

Which game is your favorite???

Okay, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get back to WORK because that’s what you do when you’re an adult. You WORK…and then you die.

But, before you go, please tell us how YOU feel about adulting.

Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets to Enjoy So You Can Kick Start Your Day the Right Way

It’s very important to get your day started the right way and we think we almost have it down to a formula.

Here it is: eat some breakfast, drink some coffee, argue with your family members, and then laugh at some funny tweets.

That’s it! That’s the whole shebang!

Then your day is kickstarted the right way and you’re ready to take on every single obstacle out there.

So are you ready to go!

Let’s do it!

1. You have to be precise.

Especially when it comes to this stuff.

2. Not feelin’ that at all.

How about you?

3. That would be nice, wouldn’t it?

It really has a nice ring to it!

4. Apparently, a big fan…

But maybe taking it a little bit too far…

5. For a very special person.

They’re gonna love it!

6. It’s as easy as that.

In case you need some pointers.

7. It definitely does.

This tweet really speaks to me.

8. You shouldn’t have said that.

But, what’s done is done.

9. Using that Jedi mind trick.

Let us know if it works.

10. I like the one on the right.

But that’s just me.

11. That’s pretty much the whole movie.

Wrap it up, lady!

12. I am now a genius.

Wait until you get to three pages!

Okay, now I feel energized to take on the day and get A TON of things accomplished.

How about you chip in too and help us and your fellow readers out?

In the comments, share some funny content that you think everyone will enjoy.

We’re talking tweets, memes, photos, jokes, etc.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Funny Tweets to Give You a Chuckle This Morning

It’s time once again to give our readers a comprehensive round-up of absolutely hilarious tweets that we think will give you a big chuckle today.

Why is this important?

Because you need to implement some laughter into your day if it’s gonna be a productive one!

Just trust me on this one, okay?

Enjoy these funny tweets, have a great day, and we’ll see you again very soon!

1. Wait, that’s not true?

They had me fooled…

2. Deeeeeep thoughts.

Let it sink in…

3. Killing it!

Is that a pick-up line? And if so, does it work?

4. Kind of like quicksand?

I was terrified of quicksand as a kid for some reason.

5. I don’t have time for that!

Just give it a few more years.

6. Hmmmm. I think you blew it.

It’s the thought that counts.

7. Hahaha. Yes!

Moms are so good at calling things by their wrong names.

8. You need to know this.

Do you think he’ll finally speak up?

9. Didn’t see that coming.

Now what?

10. THEY’RE the problem, though.

I’m allowed to go out, other people are not.

11. I’m very concerned.

All of those letters are meant for YOU.

12. I do, too, my friend.

Just going and touching everything in the store…it was great…

13. Whoops! Sorry about that.

Turns out it’s my fault…again…

I think it’s safe to say that those tweets hit the old proverbial spot, don’t you?

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share a funny meme, tweet, photo, or joke that you think would make all of us laugh.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Memes and Tweets to Distract You From All the Bad Stuff Going on in the World Right Now

The world is in bad shape right now.

And while it’s important to stay involved in all the current events and to do your part, it’s also a good idea to take a little bit of a breather once in a while to laugh and relax.

Does that sound like a good idea right about now?

We think it does and that’s why we hope you enjoy and most importantly LAUGH at these funny memes and tweets.

Stay safe out there and keep on fighting the good fight!

1. It’s people!!!!

Just like Soylent Green…

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2. Please don’t!

Welp, it’s too late.

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3. That’s not happening.

Spending like a madwoman (or madman)…

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4. So ridiculous.

Yet it happens all the time.

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5. I never need to hear that again.

Are you sick of that term yet?

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6. Forget about the other stuff.

As long as I can look up to you…

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7. Do you remember hearing this?

You’re so mature!

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8. That’s all anyone really wants.

The three secrets to a good life.

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9. I’m working on this, too.

But it’s really not going very well so far…

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10. That’s very true.

Does lifting your drink count?

11. I haven’t watched a movie in six years.

But I’ve heard quite a few of them.

12. Ahhhh, the good old days.

I don’t know if I’d call them “lucky”…

13. This is a life hack we all need.

I learned this lesson the hard way the other day.

Sometimes, a brief little distraction is a big help…

We hope that did the job for you.

NOW, let’s get all the readers out there involved.

If you’ve come across anything recently that really made you smile, please share it with us in the comments.

It could be a meme, a tweet, a joke, a photo, a story, anything!

Be safe out there!

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Tweets About People Admitting They Were “Today Years Old” When They Learned Something New

There’s nothing wrong with being late to the game about certain things…but it can be just a wee bit embarrassing when you discover you just learned something that THE ENTIRE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT.

DOH!

That’s what all of these “Today Years Old” tweets are about and that’s what makes all of them so hilarious.

Just remember, you’re not alone in your embarrassment, okay?

Let’s take a look at these tweets!

1. Never gonna be the same…

This one took a while…

2. They’re definitely lovers.

Did you know about this?

3. That is brilliant!

And very helpful in the kitchen.

4. My mind is completely blown.

Say what????

5. I didn’t know that either…

So I was “today years old” as well!

6. I’ve never even heard of this.

Kind crazy, isn’t it?

7. I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

Always thought this was a husband and wife.

8. Makes sense, I guess.

Straight from the source.

9. This ALSO totally blew my mind.

Get a load of that!

10. Brother and sister tandem.

Did you know about this?

11. You are welcome.

It moves, too!

12. What?!?! No way!

I’m in shock right now.

13. A to Z, baby.

They got it all, and now you know it!

Those are pretty hilarious! And very informative as well!

A bunch of those tweets actually really surprised me.

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there!

In the comments, tell us about some things that you learned WAYYYYYYYY after you should have already known about them.

We’d love to hear from you!

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People Love This Big Friendly Baby Boi

I don’t know what to think about the internet anymore. I don’t know what to do with this information. I don’t know how to process the fact that people all over social media are losing their minds over a big baby. And I don’t mean, like, someone who cries a lot and is immature. I mean literally just…a really big baby.

The kid in question – apparently named Gavin – was brought to the internet’s attention by a TikTok account operated by his parents. Here’s the spark that started the fire:

@kat.027

#gav #boom #babypowder

♬ Woah – KRYPTO9095

That’s pretty much all it took for folks to start being ridiculous.

Look, we all know that people reach for hyperbole on the internet as a means of semi-ironic humor, but this time around we’re talking about a BABY. And a lot of the comments are so mean and gross that I don’t even want to dignify them with a share on this page.

Others, however, welcome our big boi overlord.

Pretty much any time Gavin pops up anywhere, the jokes start rolling out in an endless cascade.

This above-average toddler is, apparently, the very most shocking thing anyone has ever seen, ever, in their whole lives, ever.

A lot of the riffing wanders away from the mean and into some more clever meme-mixing territory, though.

Imagine what this kid is going to think when, years later, he stumbles upon the origin story he was living without even realizing it.

And what about the parents in all this? Well, they’re continuing post new TikToks of Gavin, a lot of which are pretty clever and endearing. And every time, the riffs start rolling in (pro tip: if you’ve got a big baby joke to make, scroll up and make sure it hasn’t already been said 400 times.) The account currently has over 150 thousand followers and nearly 3 million likes.

@kat.027

#gav #donttouchmytruck #chevy

♬ My Truck – Breland

Despite all the insanity surrounding the internet’s reaction to their kiddo, Gavin’s parents seem to be managing it alright. They’re continuing to post, they disable comments when they get out of hand, and they’re even memeing like champs.

@kat.027

#Gav #king #dotheroar #bigbaby

♬ original sound – kat.027

Some commentators have taken it upon themselves to declare that Gavin must not be healthy to be the size he is at the age he is. And while I’m sure everyone offering those criticisms is definitely a medical professional and not just speculating, their parents have insisted that he is just fine.

They respond pretty regularly to the positive comments. At the end of the day, there are a lot of people just enjoying Gavin’s cheerful presence on the internet. He does seem to have a pretty irrepressible joy to him.

And look, if you can’t say anything nice, at least say something funny and original.

Personally, I’m on team Gavin.

You can follow Gavin on Instagram here. Highly recommend the one where he’s splashing around in a puddle. Very heartwarming. Much cute.

What’s something you’ve seen on the internet lately that made you stop in your tracks?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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