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Statues Nobody Will Ever Tear Down Because They’re Awesome

We’re going through a time of reflection brought on by the protests of Black citizens of the racism they face by law enforcement and in all areas of their everyday lives.

As we strive to have meaningful conversations about race, one of the casualties of the Black Lives Matter movement has been the statues of Confederate generals and early explorers like Christopher Columbus. There are further calls to keep toppling statues until every reminder of racism is removed from sight.

So is any statue safe? Sure!

On Twitter, author and historian James Barr asked a provoking question about the value of statues occupying public parks and streets. He got plenty of answers.

Here are 12 statues everyone seems to like.

1. Tokyo

A life-size Gundam!

2. Dublin

The Famine statues were presented to the City of Dublin in 1997.

3.  Sheffield, United Kingdom

Bronze sculpture by Martin Jennings that remembers the women of Sheffield who worked the steel factories during WWI and WWII.

4. Norway

By Gustav Vigeland. The babies are evil spirits.

5. Vancouver

Terry Fox was a Canadian athelete and amputee who ran across Canada to raise money for cancer research.

6. Vaxjo, Sweden

Whacking Neo-Nazis!

7. New York

By artist Paige Bradley to show a figure disconnecting herself from attachments.

8. London

Mary Seacole was a Black woman who traveled the world and helped people in need. She was best known for her work as a nurse during the Crimean War.

9. University of Maryland

Jim Henson and Kermit The Frog sit on a bench in front of the Adele H. Stamp Student Union Building deep in conversation.

10. Sao Paulo

Commerating Brazil’s essential workers.

11. Denver International Airport

Blue Mustang. Also called Blucifer. Actually killed his creator, Luis Jiménez.

12. Seaham, Co. Durham

Great War soldier by artist Ray Lonsdale.

Just as there are statues that commemorate people who are no longer considered heroes in the current context, there are many more honoring the lesser known men and women who changed the world in valuable ways. Other statues are artistic works and we need art to make us look at life in different ways.

Our history may be considered a source of misery, but we also need to remember the ones that made it as beautiful as they could–and still do. May we learn from them.

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Tweets About Being Married in 2020 That Are Too True

Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. 2020 has been a year when many married couples have found themselves spending a LOT more time together, for better or for worse.

And we get to watch all the exhilarating domestic fireworks in the form of that ever-present microblog Twitter, where husbands and wives of all stripes go to shine a light on the funnier aspects of their own matrimonial adventures.

Here are 10 recent tweets about married life that are sure to fully engage your heart.

10. Get in line

Absolutely ice cold.

9. Flex tape

But why wouldn’t everyone do this all the time?

8. Smooth moves

Well what the hell did you expect him to say?

7. Saving the day

This is a rush I would very much like to experience, actually.

6. You snooze, you lose

This will be entered into evidence regardless of relevance.

5. Sneak attack

There need to be protocols to prevent this sort of thing.

4. Nothing to sneeze at

Yes I’m allergic to diseases.

3. One man’s trash

There are no winners in this game.

2. To the Maxx

This conversation sounds exhausting.

1. Against the grain

I need more information on the exact nature of this dispute.

I’ve never been married myself so clearly I don’t know what I’m missing out on but if these tweets are any indication, it sure is a wild ride. Might give it a go one of these days just to see for myself. For the lols if nothing else.

What’s the weirdest thing about marriage to you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Tweets From Parents That We Think You’ll Enjoy

Parents…we feel your pain right now.

Everyone has been crammed together for so long that we’re all going a little crazy. And the kids…oh, those kids.

Aren’t they just delightful when they’re not allowed to do anything with their friends?

We all know that the statement above is meant to be sarcastic, right?

Parents, read through these funny tweets and at the very least, you’ll realize that you are not alone in your madness right now.

1. That’ll show him!

You gotta mess with them a little bit. Trust me.

2. That is a brilliant strategy.

Now is the time to turn it around.

3. Just let him be.

Being a superhero takes a lot of work.

4. Dammit! Knew that was gonna happen.

Are we missing anything else?

5. I think about 85% of people on the road are doing this.

Are you one of them? Don’t lie!

6. Planting people all day.

Kind of cool name, though…

7. Why the hell not?

What do you have to lose?

8. It can always get worse.

MUCH WORSE.

9. Same here…

Do you think she’ll listen to you?

10. They are remarkable.

And you never know what’s next!

11. This is great!

Giving the mascot the third degree.

12. Pass the Farmer John, please.

Just go with it and don’t tell her until she’s a teenager.

13. You’ll learn this lesson. 

One way or another…

Are those accurate, or what?

I think we all know the answer to that…

Moms and dads: now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how parenting during the lockdown is working for you.

We want to hear it all!

The good, the bad, and the very, very ugly!

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Hilarious Tweets for Your Viewing Pleasure

We want to help you out during these trying times and the best way we know how to…with funny tweets!

Yeah, that’s right!

We could all use a little break from reality and we think these gems from very funny people on Twitter will hit the funny bone in exactly the right spot.

Let’s dive in and get our laugh on!

1. I think it’s safe to say you’re getting a divorce.

But it was totally worth it!

2. That was a close call.

Good thing Vader is a quick thinker, huh?

3. It’s like a drug deal.

A delicious, delicious drug deal…

4. Hahahahah. Wow.

It’s like a scene straight out of The Sopranos.

5. I’m on board with this.

Enough with the $15 sandwiches!

6. Ohhh, this is gonna be good!

I hope my RSVP didn’t get lost in the mail.

7. I think the artist nailed it!

Don’t you? I think you do, too…

8. We are now in another dimension.

Welcome to the future, friends.

9. It really doesn’t take that long.

Especially if you’re a total weirdo!

10. Hooray for Guy Fieri!

Welcome to Flavortown, baby!

11. That’s always very comforting.

But, where’s Luigi?

12. Now, go ahead and apologize to the parasite.

How rude of you not to clean up!

13. I honestly had no idea…

Well, how are you gonna break the news to your friends and family?

Those sure hit the spot…the funny spot!

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share something funny that you’ve seen on

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Tweets That Will Make Sense If You’re an Introvert

I think I straddle the introvert line pretty well in my life. I have a lot of good friends and I enjoy being social sometimes, but I really, really love my alone time.

Being alone refuels my energy and is the only time I truly feel relaxed.

And I know there are a ton of other folks out there who are just like me!

Or maybe you like to go even further and spend almost ALL of your time by yourself.

Either way, being an introvert is a lifestyle and these tweets capture the spirit of it.

Let’s take a look at these tweets!

1. In most cases, you mean…

Let’s just be honest about it.

2. Amen to this.

This perfectly captures the essence of my being.

3. Feel like I’ve been on stage all day.

And I need a break!

4. That’s a good sign!

Yes, things really are that bad.

5. These symbols define me.

Let’s just type it out, okay?

6. This is very true.

You’re now part of the group! Whether you like it or not…

7. It took you a while…

But here you are!

8. Congratulations! You did it!

I’d like to thank myself…

9. The more they stay the same…

No change here, really.

10. I can’t seem to find the strength.

But I will do my best…

11. Please don’t look at me.

Animals, on the other hand…

12. Treat yourself!

I earned this!

13. That’ll do!

That might actually be enough interaction for the entire week.

Are you an introvert?

If so, did these tweets speak to you?

Talk to us in the comments and tell us how you feel about living that introvert life.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!

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Funny Tweets That We Think Are a Real Hoot

Let’s get random and let’s get FUNNY! I mean, REALLY FUNNY!

We’re talking about funny tweets, by the way, and this installment is just as good as all the other funny sets of tweets we like to share with you.

We’re here to make you laugh and we take our mission very seriously. And we think these random tweets are a real hoot.

So what do you say? Are you ready to jump in?

Let’s do it! Enjoy!

1. Oh, that’s big news!

Now you can strut around town like you own the place.

2. Let’s just say it was a long day.

You’ll figure it out next time!

3. That doesn’t sound good…

Sorry to hear that…

4. Constantly. All day long.

Isn’t this fun?

5. I’d like to know this, too.

I have one friend. My mom…

6. Amen to this one!

I threw mine in the trash two months ago.

7. There’s no in between.

Sorry, but that’s just the way it is.

8. Gosh, I really miss that thing.

Remember when we DIDN’T get work done together?

9. As a man, I feel your pain…

That can’t be easy…

10. A good way to pass the time.

You have to be creative right now.

11. Didn’t need to hear that.

You’re a WHAT?!?!

12. Keep that thing handy at all times.

Just in case…

13. I’m 25-years-old, I swear.

But I can’t take off this mask, sorry.

No doubt about it, those are some HILARIOUS tweets.

And we hope they gave you some good laughs!

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share something that you think will make everyone laugh.

A joke, a meme, a tweet, anything will do!

Please and thank you!

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Need a Boost? These Hilarious Tweets Should Do the Trick!

Are you in the need of a pick-me-up? Been having a rough time lately with all the madness going on in the world?

I know I am. I’ve been down in the dumps and some laughter definitely needs to be on the agenda to lift my spirits.

And I think I have just the thing for all of us…hilarious tweets!

Are you ready to laugh your ass off and get that much-needed boost?

Let’s do it together!

1. Ohhhh, that’s what you mean…

I got it now. And, that was pretty rude.

2. She learned very quickly.

The question is…is she still with you?

3. You’re clearly losing it.

And you might need some help.

4. Holy shit! I never knew!

I know what I’m doing starting TODAY.

5. This person speaks the TRUTH.

Why the two different huts?

6. That took a lot of work.

But it was totally worth it…right?

7. I definitely needed to see this today!

And I thank you for it!

8. Mom, if you’re invited to a Sex Party, please don’t go.

A gender reveal party is just fine, though.

9. Fell asleep like a boss.

It’s hard being a superhero.

10. This is some good work, right here.

And we salute you! Whoever you are…

11. Awwwww. Welcome to the family.

It’s a joy to watch them grow, isn’t it?

12. You guys cool with Slayer?

You better be, because I’m riding shotgun.

How about you?

Have you seen anything on social media lately that you found particularly hilarious?

A meme? Tweet? Photo? Facebook post?

Share them with us in the comments!

Please and thank you!

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Funny Tweets You Should Read If You Need to Have Some Laughs

If you feel like it may be hard to smile these days, you’re not alone, friend.

The world is currently one HUGE dumpster fire, but here’s the good news: you can always just tune that stuff out once in a while and focus on the good stuff.

And by that, I mean hilarious stuff on social media that will give you some much-needed chuckles.

So what do you say? Are you ready to look at some wonderful, funny tweets?

Let’s go!

1. I think I’m at about 6…

I have some catching up to do!

2. A slow burn, for sure.

Your dad sounds like he might have some anger issues…

3. Now that is weird.

I had no idea! Did you?

4. Dammit! So close!

Better luck next time?

5. I think they’ll take a chance on you…

I just have a gut feeling about it…

6. Thank goodness for that.

I enjoyed watching you play during your career, Mr. Bud!

7. It’s never an easy process.

Or a pretty picture…

8. Come on in…

And I apologize about my body being so disgusting…

9. That is horrifying.

Who was this imposter?????

10. You guys like this music?

If not, I can put something else on…

11. I like this idea!

We might need to do this for a while.

12. Smart kid, right there.

He’s got it all figured out.

13. Mind your own business!

What you’re seeing is a beautiful bond.

14. Watch until the end.

This kid is stylin’.

Those funny tweets definitely lifted my spirits!

How about you?

Have you seen anything really funny lately?

If so, please share it with us in the comments.

We’re talking memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc.

Thanks in advance!

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Funny Posts to Put You in a Good Mood Right This Instant

It’s time for yet another installment of random, hilarious posts that will elevate your mood and make you feel a whole lot better today.

We’re talking about stuff that we think is 100% guaranteed to turn that frown upside down.

Could you use a little something like that in your life today?

I think all of us could!

Let’s get it started!

1. As you can see, every genre is represented here.

Very eclectic taste.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

2. Haha. Dad for the win!

He’s right too! Nerd!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

3. At da club.

Are you excited to hear this?

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

4. That’s him, alright…

He’s making millions.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

5. God, please help me get through this…

It isn’t much fun these days, is it?

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

6. What kind of monster are you?

This is truly terrible.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

7. Let this sink in…

Do you have thoughts on this matter?

8. Exactly right!

This makes a lot of sense to me.

9. That’ll never happen again.

But we’ll always have those memories…

10. I really feel this right now.

Okay, we’re done here!

11. You’ll never live this down.

And I really hope no children were present.

12. This is an excellent observation.

I need you to hold this for me…

I think it’s safe to say those posts hit the spot…THE FUNNY SPOT, that is! Hey o!

Okay, now we want to hear from all the great readers out there.

In the comments, please share something that you think will make us laugh and will put us in a good mood.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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How Are We Coping with 2020? With Food, Obviously.

Oh, boy…

So, 2020 has been completely insane and none of us have known what to do with ourselves. That’s a well-established fact. That will be the subheading to the chapter about this year in history books, or history…holograms, or whatever the hell we have in the future. One of my all-time favorite expressions of what this has been like came from @KevinFarzard on Twitter who said:

Kevin’s theory was bolstered by a whole lot of replies to a thread started later by Franklin Leonard, in which he asked what purchases had been making a difference in people’s lives recently.

There were lots of answers; home improvement stuff, comforts, entertainment, pet adoption, and, oh yeah, food. What do you do when you’re stuck at home bored and anxious? You eat. And you find new, interesting methods of eating that maybe you haven’t tried before. That’s just the American way.

10. Fry me to the moon

Two words so beautiful have rarely been paired.

9. Let’s get this bread

Unsliced bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

8. Mixin’ it up

Weird hill to die on, but OK.

7. We all scream

Anything can be alcohol if you try hard enough.

6. Stock up

“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” – Mitch Hedberg

5. Eggcellent idea

Live that farm to table life.

4. Good old fashioned booze

I’m deservin’ a bourbon.

3. Lettuce feast

I’m a little disappointed to learn that an “AeroGarden” isn’t like, flowers in the sky.

2. Sugar and spice and everything nice

I’ll put this on my list of things to try to salvage my mental health.

1. Grill baby grill

OK but the real question is, which one of those stove burners is your favorite?

Personally I’ve been trying out a lot of this great culinary tradition called “ordering delivery.” What it lacks in nutritional value, it makes up for in being overpriced.
I…may need to rethink this strategy.

Have you been trying out any new cooking adventures?

Tell us about them in the comments.

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