People Debate Whether or Not Having an Ample Chest Is Overrated

Boobs are one of those things that leaves people wanting what they don’t have.

If you’re a woman with naturally small breasts, you might always envy those with naturally larger ones, and vice versa – though I think the majority of females in the world will agree that there is definitely a line between big and so big they get in the way, make your back hurt, and generally are more trouble than their worth.

Men, of course, may not agree – but as they do not actually have breasts, we don’t care about their opinions on this one.

Or do we…?

Having big boobs is overrated from unpopularopinion

This Unpopular Opinion popped up on Reddit, and I don’t know…based on these replies, it really turned out to be not as unpopular as OP (original poster) might have thought.

17. Dudes can play too.

I was in the same boat before keto.

I kinda miss them…

Hm. No sense in wishing when I can have them…

I was talking about my manboobs. I’m a dude.

16. Not everyone hates it.

I feel like I’m the only busty girl who actually likes having big boobs.

Sure it can be a pain buying bras and stuff, but they look really good on my frame.

They also give me more confidence knowing how popular it is.

15. “A full body adventure” about nails it.

As someone who went from Bs to Ds (breastfeeding) I prefer my little boobs.

These boobs collect sweat, my nipples aren’t adorably places, anymore, and running is now a full body adventure as I wrangle my tits before they mangle my face.

Small boobs ftw. Can’t wait to have them back.

14. It requires a delicate balance.

I think it depends on how big we’re talking.

Back pain big is not good.

Also I have to only wear stretchy shirts/dresses because nothing not stretchy fits both my waist and breasts but if I wear something that fits my breasts I look fat.

13. Don’t kill the baby.

Yeah, I went from DD to a J.

Finding a nursing bra that fits right has been expensive (have to order online and pay to ship them back when they don’t fit).

Each boob is bigger than my baby’s head.

I have to keep a hand on my breast while feeding to keep it from smothering him ?

12. Breathing is nice.

I’d like to be able to run in anything less than two bras.

And to be able to breathe whilst running.

11. Double the protection, but not the fun.

I’m D and it’s literally the most uncomfortable thing ever.

Two sports bras have to come into the picture at the same time when I exercise.

Mine are kind of out of proportion to the rest of my body, so I am also a huge fan of all the lovely people always talking about “oh that girl thinks she’s great because she has implants.”

Jokes on them because I do not have implants and I am also 97% sure that I am not great either.

10. So many things to think about.

Same. Sore back.

Ugly bras unless you want to pay a fortune.

Also they make you look heavier.

If you wear a top that fits the rest of you it’s always stretched across the boobs. If you buy a top to fit your boobs then it’s baggy everywhere else.

Only tops that fit both are low cut ones. If you walk with proper posture then you are accused of “pushing them out”.

9. Such a way with words, these ladies.

I’m also a D.

Finding a sports bra that works is life changing!

I can now go for a run without bruising my chin.

So many years of double sports bras and super sweatiness.

So disgusting. Finding a good one shouldn’t be so hard!

8. A living cautionary tale.

My well-endowed sister started making babies when I was 7. She’s 15 years older than I am.

I remember her plopping those big boys on the kitchen table to rest her back.

And prepubescent me praying to any and all Gods to spare me the horror of big boobs.

My wish was granted and I have always been grateful.

7. I know I shouldn’t laugh, but…

I would love to be a D. I’m a 32I and sports bras just don’t come in my size.

No bathing suits or bras really fit well either.

It’s exhausting and discouraging to be such a small girl with one boob being about three and a half handfuls for me

6. In case you need a visual.

One of my besties is like that. Me, on the other hand, has two flotation devices that bob around my ears whenever I go in the water.

To demonstrate how large they are… hold out your hand with your palm facing upwards. Now, spread your fingers as wide as they will go.

Ok… if my boob were resting on that we wouldn’t be able to see any of your fingers or palm.

My back always hurts.

5. Sisters, right?

Hey I’m pretty much that size!

I have such a love/hate relationship with my boobs. I have one bra that’s the correct size and it took some hunting in a department store to find. I totally feel you.

I will literally never forget one time when I was a teenager my younger sister pointed and laughed at my chest.

That did some damage ?

4. Be careful what you wish for.

I have a hormonal issue hypogonadism and I am a cups almost completely flat.

I really wish they could be bigger for my confidence honestly.

3. Ever heard of minding your own business?

I hear you- people I don’t even know well have asked me how much my implants were, did it hurt, ect.

Then sometimes act almost disgusted when I say I have NOT had a boob job.

As if my boobs offend them for being naturally large. I have DDDs and a small figure.

They have confused a lot of people and even offend others.

2. It starts young, apparently.

All the females in our family are the same other than my mother.

My son loves a cuddle from women with big boobies, she feels so left out.

1. Not just sometimes.

My boobs are DDD (or I wear a DDD bra at least), and it’s funny how sometimes they look their size and other times they don’t. I had a guy tell me I had a nice a** but not much in the boob department and I like..got offended?

Like, screw you for objectifying me like that but also these blobs of fat are a menace.

You better notice them. Ugh. Being a woman is weird sometimes.

I definitely agree, but as someone with a deflated, postpartum and post-breastfeeding chest, there’s definitely a middle ground to be found.

Weigh in down below in the comments!

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Terrifying Incidents That Happened in Broad Daylight

When we think about scary events, we often picture them happening in the dead of night. Maybe the person is somewhere they shouldn’t have been, or they made some choices that made it easier for the bad thing to find them.

We know that’s not true (right?). Bad things can happen any time, to any one – even people who have done everything “right” as far as keeping safe.

These 15 people’s stories are all the proof we need.

15. Glad Mom was there.

Almost drowned as a 6 year old in a populated adult pool.

I was floundering for what felt like a minute, quickly loosing breath and swallowing water.

No around me heard my gargled cries. No one helped.

Thank god my mother pulled me out before it was too late.

And that’s how i developed my fear of water.

14. So not ok.

I was 18 or 19 and picking up a prescription at the pharmacy. While I was waiting in line, a man (who I guess was waiting in line as well) started taking pictures of my feet with his cell phone. He wasn’t even trying to be subtle, just kind of bent over and aimed his phone at my feet. I moved a few feet away and he just followed me.

The pharmacist saw the whole thing and mouthed “do you know him?” I shook my head with my eyes wide, grabbed my prescription and bolted away from the counter. I hid in the store until I saw him leave and drive off because I was afraid he might follow me.

Maybe not terrifying, but definitely unnerving and creepy. Still creeps me out thinking about it.

13. That’s a rough ten seconds.

Sixteen, female fresh out from school for the day.

Take bus home and am standing next to a kid who felt like wearing all red. Car pulls up and a guy in the backseat has a handgun.

Points it at the kid in the red but I knew more or less everyone at the bus stop was going to get shot because some dumba** wanted to wear gang-affiliated colors.

Light turns green and the driver goes and I’m left reeling with the whole “what if” scenarios for a few days.

12. More people should do something.

A friend and I had just ridden our wave boards like nerds from the engineering dorm down into the public square (Red Square at UW, we rode down nonstop from McCarty hall) and were sitting on the library steps watching the sunset. Across the way near the smoke stacks, we saw a couple yelling at one another really exaggeratedly. The guy then grabbed the girl and started hauling her about. We were amused, as we thought they were just play fighting – there was a large group of students sitting right next to them watching and doing nothing either. Nothing seemed wrong until he threw her to the ground, and started dragging her towards the stairwell leading to the parking garage.

During this time, a group of five girls left the garage and walked past. The girl, still being forcibly dragged, pleaded to them, “Please help me!” – we could hear her clearly from across the square. The girls looked and did nothing, and kept walking. Nobody on the stairs moved, either. They just watched. My friend and I got up and started walking quickly towards them, but they disappeared into the stairwell before we got halfway across. There, we intercepted the girls who had passed them.

“Did you see that?” they were asking amongst themselves, worriedly. I glared at them for not stopping.

I sent my friend into Odegaard library to have the help desk call the campus police. While he did that I went into the stairwell and headed down the steps, all the while hearing the girl screaming while the guy kept hitting her and shouting at her.

I got to the bottom platform, passing two people on their way up. One was joking about how it looked like the guy was going to kill his girlfriend. They were amused and unconcerned, and ignored me.

The bottom platform has double-swinging doors that lead to a smaller room with an elevator, and then more doors leading directly into the garage. The guy and girl were in this room, and I was in the stairwell just outside. I waited there for campus police while the guy kept yelling and the girl kept crying. After about thirty seconds, he hit her again, and hefted my wave board, kicked the door open and shouted (rather lamely) “STOP IT OR I’LL HIT YOU!”

The girl took this opportunity to break free and run up the stairs. The guy (taller and more muscular than me, whoops) looked surprised as well but didn’t move, he saw my club-like board and gave up immediately. He tried to explain that his girlfriend was threatening to have him deported (he was in the US illegally past his visa or something) and he was trying to blackmail him or something of the sort. I held him there for a few minutes waiting for campus police, but they still didn’t show up. I finally told him to get on the elevator and to stay away from the girl, and that I’d beat the shit out of him if I saw him doing that again. He scrammed.

Went outside and saw my friend waiting. He said the front desk at the library wasn’t willing to call the campus police, and when he finally relented and called, they said they would send a unit out. We waited about an hour and nobody showed up.

11. Can’t give up a girl like that.

I was a Senior in High School and was dropping my girlfriend off at her house. She lived in a pretty ghetto area, and I was from the “nice” part of town. As I was saying bye to her, her neighbor from across the street walked over to us and started yelling at me.

This guy was our age and I guess she knew him as well. He started yelling at me for some reason, so I started walking towards him to do who knows what, when he said “I have a gun and I’m gonna fucking kill you”. At this I just stop in my tracks trying to determine if he’s being serious.

And then my girlfriend stalks past me, walks up to him and slaps him in the face as hard as she can and yells “get the f*ck out of here Junior and go home!”.

I stood there thinking “Holy sh%t, she just owned that guy”. That was 15 years ago and we’re now expecting our third kid ?

10. Talk about an overreaction.

My dog and I are stopped at a crosswalk and he barks and scares this woman. As soon as he barked the walk dude came up to cross but the lady started yelling about my needing to control my dog and she pulled out a taser.

I’m just trying to get across the street and she starts making even a bigger scene saying how she’s going to shock me. My dog is barking at the crazy lady we are standing in the street now, at a busy intersection and I thought to myself I’m about to get tased in front of all these people.

9. This hurts my heart.

When I was in 5th grade, I had a seizure in the middle of class. When I woke up on the floor, kids were running around me and laughing, and the teacher was yelling at me to get back in my desk and stop trying to get attention.

Everything hurt and I was completely out of it for the rest of the day, and I didn’t understand anything about what happened, or just how big of a shitlord the teacher was, until a couple of years later.

8. All too common.

A couple of years ago I was jogging in the centre of my town as usual, when I realized I was being followed by some guy I had never seen.

He kept trying to talk to me, and at some point he grabbed me from behind and went full molester on me. I shook free then started screaming, knocking on the hood of a car passing by. He ran away, never to be found.

I couldn’t jog for over a year.

7. What a complete creep.

Recently went to Dolphin Cove to take care of my number one bucket list item, swim with sharks. I went with my best friend. Her and I are in our 40’s and cute enough in our own right. Our shark trainer flirted with us but we thought nothing of it.

Once we were in the water, we had to sit on a bench. He maneuvered the shark on our lap. Part of the program was the trainer guiding our hands to feel the shark. He put both of our hands on his very erect penis. We again kind of blew it off thinking it was an accident.

Then he told us to spread our legs so we could hold and balance the shark on our legs. He slid his hand up our thighs and got his fingers under both of our bottoms before we stopped him.

We both felt violated and it ruined my very top bucket list item experience for me. It horrifies and frightens me to think of how often he’s done that with other women and kids.

6. I think I would have said something.

As a young teenager, in the early 90s I went to a slightly low-rent amusement park on a school trip. They had some rides, nothing like the huge ones at premium parks, but there was a reasonable looking rollercoaster – with a full loop and a corkscrew-style part (I’m sure there’s a bunch of terminology I don’t know about rides, so don’t mind me).

My group of friends all decided to give it a try. I’d never been on one, so while I was a bit scared, it looked pretty cool, so why not? Our group all get on at the same time, talking and bullshitting each other in the way excited kids do.

The cars start moving backwards up a slope. Once it gets to near the top, the cars would release and go down the track. We’re still moving up the slope and I look across at my friend and his restraint is down. Mine isn’t. Oh shit.

I panic naturally. We must be over a hundred feet up, on a 45′ slope. There’s nothing I can do to get off and it can’t be too long until the cars will drop. I grab my restraint and pull it down across my chest. I think it locks into place, but now the cars drop.

I can’t do a fucking thing except hold on. The speed pins me into my seat, and while I don’t think I’d come out in the corkscrew part, here comes the loop. As I pass the top of the loop I feel the cars slow just a little. My knuckles must have been transparent, they were gripping the edge of my seat so hard in a vain attempt to hold my upside-down ass in the seat…

We exit the loop and go up another slope to then reverse the track direction. As it slows I can just about prise my hands from the seat to check my restraint and it felt secure. Naturally I didn’t quite trust it and I gripped my seat all the way back through the course.

I got off the ride in a daze and never said a thing about it.

5. Don’t go after a guy’s mama.

A few things come to mind but this is the biggest one for me…a few years ago I was at the local mall, outside waiting for my mom to get there. I see her car pull up, and she turns around and goes to park. Parking is accomplished without incident. She’s maybe 50 feet away from me. She gets out of the car, and some car drives up into that row of parking about 10 seconds after she finishes parking.

This guy (maybe 45) gets out of his car and starts yelling at my mom for “stealing his parking” (even though he wasn’t anywhere near her when she was parking), calling her some nasty sh%t, and says that if this were his country that “she’d be dead for crossing a man.” Anyways, my mom had parked fair and square.

After he starts throwing this sh%t at her, his relative gets out and also starts yelling at her. I’m a large person (6’1, 230 lbs and I have a lot of muscle but some extra chub too cuz I’m too lazy to diet perfectly and my wife likes it….that’ll be my excuse), but I HATE fighting and violence.

Regardless, I run towards them and my mind goes into warrior mode. This guy was getting uncomfortably close to my mom, so I bark some obscene stuff at him and act like a caveman in heat fighting a sabertooth and the guy actually screamed like a child and fell backwards over his car and begs me not to cut him (I didn’t even have a knife or anything on me).

I tell him that respecting women is both important and honorable and asked him to apologize, and then he drove off. Adrenaline was going crazy and my heart was pounding but my mommy dearest is safe and hopefully d*ckwad learned his lesson.

4. It happens every day.

Walking back from lunch to my office. I work in a urban area but it usually is safe to walk. From the corner of my eye I thought I saw someone following me. Didn’t think too much about it but picked up my pace a little.

I had to stop at the crosswalk and the person behind me catches up and I feel something on my back and he tells me to make a left turn. I turn into the next street and he asks me for all the money in my wallet. I gave it to him and he bolted past me.

It had to be no later than 1:00 PM and I got mugged right in broad daylight.

3. Funny as long as it didn’t happen to you.

Im a little late to this party but here goes. I was on a 300 mile ride on my motorcycle when I stopped for gas at a sketchy gas station. While I’m stopped this homeless guy in a puffy ratty fur jacket and a flava flav style Viking hat rides up on his bicycle with a milk crate for a basket and a home made trailer.

He rings the bell on his handle bar and tells me I have a nice bike as I’m walking in to pay. I say “thanks you too bud” and he charges at me on foot and pushes me, from behind, hard and says “no man I said you have a niiiiiiiiceeeeeeee biiiiiiiiiikkkeee”.

Im freakin out now cuz this dude looks high as hell on something hard and, though I’m not a small dude, I’ve heard drugs make ya fight hella crazy.

So I push this guy to the ground and yell for him to BTFU and he gets up, adjusts his hat and says “this is what you wear when you wanna sing immigrant song by Led Zepplin….. AHHHHHHH-AHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHH!!!!!” then he runs to his bike like a mad man and rides off.

Most terrifying and hilarious thing to every happen to me

Tldr; cranked out homeless dude attacked me in a parking lot. May have been Robert Plant.

2. Hate to think he’s still out there.

I’m a 20-something lady. I was heading home from the gym (tired) dressed elegantly (on my way from work) along a large, well-lit street. About a block from my house, a man first tried to catch my attention and then to grab me and pull towards the bushes on one side of the sidewalk, having already partly removed his pants.

I screamed bloody murder and ran home. After calling the police and describing the attacker, they asked what I was wearing. I was going to get mad, but it turned out he matched the description of a local pedophile suspect that preys on young girls form the nearby school. I was wearing a rather girly navy blue skirt with a white shirt that day.

He was never arrested.

1. This is quite a ride.

I had a friend with primary-progressive MS. He got sick early, too. Only 35. As it progressed to the point that he started relying on a cane (and some days a walker) to get around, you can imagine how he changed. I say this not as excuse for what he did, but so you can understand how anger and depression can make a person behave differently than they had before. By this time, he was not the same man I befriended. I still cared for him and wished him will, but we stopped hanging out after that because his attitude was too terrible.

One evening, we’re sitting around in a bowling alley bar. My friend’s girlfriend is setting up a Karaoke show, and the sun hasn’t even gone down yet. It’s 8:30 at night. Three guys come in and hassle her about wanting to sing now. She tells them it won’t start for an hour. They hassle her some more, then wander off. They bowl, the place starts to gain some customers, the lights in the bar get turned on to balance out “cosmic bowling”. Then these three guys wander back in at about 10. They want to sing.

They get mad when she didn’t remember the songs they’d shouted at her earlier while screwing with her microphones. They get mad again when they’re told they have to fill out the little slips and wait their turn like everybody else. They get mad a third time when she won’t take five dollars to let them go next. By now, our entire group of friends were there and celebrating a birthday. (We are not cool.)

The guys wander away again, then almost get skipped over before showing up to do their turn half an hour later. As they pick up the mics, they shout “WE BETTER GET TWO SONGS FOR MAKING US WAIT, TOO.” into them, causing feedback and a lot of angry people. She tells them “one song. Everybody gets a chance to sing.” It devolves into a full blown argument between them.

My friend, who is having a walker day, gets up to go defend his girlfriend, and in the middle of the shouting, the whole room distinctly hears my friend say “And if a bunch of niggers think they can intimidate my girlfriend…” He trails off as he realizes that the entire bar, and indeed a big chunk of the bowling alley have gone silent.

These guys aren’t about to (and shouldn’t) take that shit, but it didn’t have to go down the way it did. All of a sudden, he’s trying to back away (with his walker) from these three guys who are all twice his size while he apologizes. They’re screaming at him about how he’s a “crippled cracker” and they’re going to make sure he needs a wheelchair if he lives through this and his girlfriend can use the walker after they break her legs too.

Too far. They didn’t have to accept the apology, and if one of them had just punched him, I’d of said that’s fair and he deserved it. But we couldn’t let them do what they were threatening. Next thing I know, two of our friends and I have stood up and I’ve shouted “That’s enough.” Next thing I know, they’re in our faces. One of my friends is just trying to negotiate our way out of it. The other is making threats. I’m just standing there trying not to lose my game face because I’m terrified as fuck of this 350+ pound 6’6″ mountain of a person who’s picked me to square up with.

I manage to duck under the punch he throws at me, and somehow end up behind him. Desperately, I somehow end up with this guy in a full nelson. Except I’m 145 pounds and 5’8″. At this point, I’m this guy’s new cape. He starts swinging around wildly screaming “get him off! Get him off!” The entire room has gone from fear and agression to amusement. I hear people start to laugh. One of his buddies grabs me by the back of the shirt and shoves me away. I stumble, trip over something, and break my nose on the corner of a table. I can’t even claim a decently taken punch to the face.

The Mountain walks over to me. I’m now laying on the ground with blood gushing out of my face. He leans right down over me and shouts “Stay down!” Then he looks at me for a second, points a finger in my face, and says “I get it. You gotta stand up for your boy. What you really gotta do is pick better boys, or educate yours.” Then the waved finger turns into an extended hand and he helps me to my feet. Bartender grabs me a rag, and we all get kicked out together.

When the cops showed up and found us all (except loudmouth) sitting outside congenially, they agreed to let us all go on our way (and drive me to the hospital), if we all agreed to drop the matter. My friend wanted charges pressed against all three and was threatening to sue the bar too. He backed down when I told him I’d break his nose to match mine if he did anything of the sort. It was the scariest moment of my entire life, and the only reason I lived was because The Mountain showed me mercy. This fucker wanted to bankrupt me in lawyer’s fees after that?

That was eleven years ago. I only saw my friend twice after that. Once at a bar, and once at his funeral. I miss the man he was before the MS. I don’t miss the angry, depressed man he became.

I’m legit horrified and promise to be safer in the future, Mom.

If you’ve got a story that would fit on this list, drop it in the comments.

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Tweets From People Who Might Love Their Dogs More Than Their Life Partners

I have a feeling that this article is going to resonate with a lot of folks out there…

Why, you ask? Because I’ve seen countless examples of people out there who seem to like their dog more than their spouse or their partner.

You think I’m crazy? Well, you’re about to see the proof, my friends…

And then you’ll never doubt me again! Ever! About anything!

And I think these tweets might even resonate with YOU…let’s take a look.

1. Don’t even worry about him.

You’re the ones I really love.

2. Hmmm. I don’t like the sound of that.

What do you think it means?

3. We all know who she loves more.

There’s really nothing you can do about it.

4. Get a free pass.

On pretty much everything.

5. Starting to hurt your feelings.

Might need to go to couple’s counseling…with the dog.

6. Give it a rest, okay!

The dog is driving a wedge between the two of you.

7. This is what it’s like.

Oh well, that’s life.

8. Let’s have a talk.

Good, she’s not around…

9. I agree with this philosophy.

You’re doing the right thing, sir.

10. Not you, the dog.

Oh…never mind…

11. You sound a little annoyed.

Are you annoyed yet?

12. This is gonna be great!

No, not you! The dog!

13. I think it might be true.

Hey, it is what it is.

Do you have any pooches at home?

Well, we want to meet them!

Share some pics with us in the comments and tell us a little it about these furry friends of yours!

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“Safety First” Does Not Apply to These People

Safety first!

How many times did you hear that when you were growing up in school, at home, and at various jobs you might have worked?

Well, apparently it didn’t really resonate with everyone out there, because these folks look like they’re about a millimeter away from something really terrible happening…and we’re worried about them!

Take a look at these photos of people who clearly aren’t too concerned with their safety…even though we all are.

1. Can’t you find another surface?

You’re making me nervous!

*Faint wheelchair noises in the background* from OSHA

2. It was a different time…

I wonder if that thing tipped over.

Woodstock 1969 sound crew members being craned up to their stations from OSHA

3. That’s a heater?

You’re gonna have to figure out a different way, pal.

Heater at my job site. from OSHA

4. It looks totally safe.

Are you sure you’ve done this a million times?

"I’ve done it a million times. This is totally safe." – My coworker from OSHA

5. I’m surprised that works!

Hey, nice job!

Posted this on r/idiotsincars but thought this community would appreciate this sight I stumbled on the way back to work today. from OSHA

6. That’s really not good.

Let’s have an asbestos party!

A contest that nobody wins. from OSHA

7. Good Lord, get out of there!

Definitely an accident waiting to happen.

Yeah that should be fine from OSHA

8. Don’t stand up too quickly.

I really hope you don’t get startled.

Right above the toilet. Good thing I’m not 6’1”. from OSHA

9. It’s cool, it’s only been 26 years.

What could possibly go wrong?

Today at work. from OSHA

10. Everybody hang on tight.

How do you think this ended?

Thanks guys! from OSHA

11. I’m gonna go ahead and put my foot…

Right here!

Stairwell was a bit tight for a ladder, no problem though, my coworkers are always there to support me! from OSHA

12. This is making me nervous.

About to be a bloody mess up in here.

No need to lock out, this’ll just take a second from OSHA

Be careful out there, friends… because apparently a ton of you are taking some INSANE risks.

But first, we want to hear from you in the comments!

Tell us about a dangerous situation that you wiggled your way out of at some point in your life! At work, school, home, etc.

Thanks a lot!

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Cooking Fails That Will Make You Shake Your Darn Head

Do you feel like your skills in the kitchen have improved during the pandemic and the lockdowns because there’s not really much else to do?

If so, then you are NOT like these people. Not at all, actually, because, based on these photos, these people shouldn’t even be let near a kitchen…or an oven…or even a toaster.

Take a look at these epic fails that took place in the kitchen and say a special prayer that these folks get their acts together soon…

Let’s see what happened.

1. Well, you failed.

Don’t try that again!

We tried to make "Ladybug Rolls." from ExpectationVsReality

2. Who’s ready for a tasty, historical dish?

I don’t think that went over too well…

Tonight was foreign culture night in my house so I decided to cook a traditional dish from Pompeii from funny

3. Oh, my…

I can’t say I’ve ever seen that before.

4. The Book of the Dead!

You need to burn that thing. Trust me.

5. That is absolutely horrifying.

That also needs to be incinerated.

My friend made a “hedgehog” for her 14-year old son’s birthday from shittyfoodporn

6. That’s a sign.

And it’s not a good one.

7. Take it home with you!

You have a new best friend.

Someone left a bread pudding in the back of the oven for 5 days. So here is my new pet rock, Charlie. from KitchenConfidential

8. Oh, there it is.

I was looking for that…

….Found the spoon honey from funny

9. Not a good day.

You need some new kitchen equipment!

Came home late from work, drop my open sandwhich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn’t eat; had a lil cry. from Wellthatsucks

10. What am I looking at here?

Never seen this before…

Boiled an egg this morning and I think something went horribly wrong from awfuleverything

11. She really tried…

But don’t let her near the grill again.

12. Yikes. That is scary.

There’s no way anyone ate them, did they?

I baked some strawberry cakes in cat molds. Once iced, they looked like burn victims. from mildlyinteresting

Yowza! Those are definitely not good. I mean, they might TASTE good… but boy do they look like s**t!

How about you? Have you had any bad cooking mishaps lately?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments and share some pics if you have them.

Thanks fam!

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This Artist Uses Tech to Show What Historical Figures Really Looked Like

Sometimes it can be hard to imagine what people from the past looked like before cameras were invented.

Yes, we have paintings and sculptures we can admire, but it sure would be nice to know what ancient leaders and famous artists of centuries past REALLY looked like.

Well, thanks to a photographer and artist named Bas Uterwijk who specializes in computer graphics and 3D animation, we have an idea of what some famous figures from history might have looked like.

Uterwijk started tampering with the likenesses of historical figures in 2019 and his work is really something. Here are some faces that the Dutch artist made come to life.

Let’s take a look.

1. Is that Bill Shakespeare?

Why yes, it is!

2. Albrecht Durer.

A German painter, FYI.

3. Portrait of a lady.

This one is pretty interesting.

4. That’s Lady Liberty.

If she was a real person…

5. Alexander the Great.

A giant historical figure.

6. Emperor Caligula. 

A lot of crazy stories about this fella.

7. They lived in Pompeii in AD 79.

What they must have seen…

8. Playwright. Politician. Philosopher.

Taken from a sculpture. I like this one.

9. Marcus Aurelius.

An emperor and a philosopher.

10. Julius Caesar.

We all know what happened to him…

11. The one and only Vincent van Gogh.

A master Dutch painter.

Those are awesome! I love all the detail. His creations seem to jump right off the screen.

Who else would you like to see given this treatment?

Share some fascinating historical figures with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Things That Looked Very Different Once They Were Cleaned

There are few things in life that are as great as seeing before-and-after photos of the magic of power washing.

And if you get to do that power washing yourself…you’re in for a HUGE treat. I’d even say that it’s therapeutic.

So if you’ve been a little stressed out and you want to see some very satisfying pictures that will satisfy your soul, you’re in the right place. These photos will relax your mind, calm your soul, and bring you some inner peace…at least I think they will…

Enjoy these pics and maybe they’ll encourage you to get out there and clean some of your own stuff!

1. Now this, I like!

I like it a lot!

Is this powerwashingporn enough? from powerwashingporn

2. Prove them wrong!

With your cleaning skills!

Roommates thought the sink was permanently stained. I got bored in quarantine and proved them wrong. from powerwashingporn

3. A whole new place to relax.

Well, this sure looks cozy.

Power washed patio then built a canopy! Sorry. No vid. from powerwashingporn

4. I love it!

You did a great job!

Feast your eyes, you powerwashing freaks! from powerwashingporn

5. That’s a cool cityscape.

Hey, you have some serious artistic abilities.

I’ll finish washing the fence tommorrow. But untill then… from powerwashingporn

6. A fresh, new look.

We’re all here for it!

Looks almost like fresh paint! from powerwashingporn

7. That’s pretty nice looking.

Also, your mom is right.

I told my wife I was taking pictures for my friends on reddit. She said ‘They’re not your friends’ from powerwashingporn

8. A colorful deck.

And you never even knew it was there!

Half way there from powerwashingporn

9. Get rid of all that grime.

No more slipping and falling.

Now we won’t slip going down the stairs from powerwashingporn

10. A whole new world out there.

That’s a pretty nice view, don’t you think?

I didn’t even know we had multi-colored tiles. from powerwashingporn

11. Give that baby a bath.

It’s working hard for you!

Very dirty tractor from fall from powerwashingporn

I love those! Isn’t it satisfying to see the before and after? Ahhh… it calms my OCD so much!

And now we want to hear from you! In the comments, share some cool links and websites with us that you think we should check out.

Please and thank you!

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People Shared Their Epic Cooking Fails and They’re Something to Behold

This is not good. Not good at all…

What you’re about to see might cause you to experience a range of emotions. You’ll probably laugh, you might cry, and you’ll most likely cringe and shake your head in disgust.

Because these photos of cooking and baking fails are not pretty…

Let’s take a look at the damage that took place inside these kitchens. You’ve been warned.

1. The absolute worst.

Looks like you’re gonna be working a little overtime tonight.

5 minutes before close after a 12 hour shift… from KitchenConfidential

2. The stuff nightmares are made of.

Never try that again!

I tried to bake. from ExpectationVsReality

3. What a fun hobby!

Hmmm, nice try on that one.

Bake bread they said… an overnight rise will taste so good they said… put in the fridge they said… it’s so a rewarding hobby they said… from Wellthatsucks

4. It was obviously a great holiday!

The perfect texture, I think.

Happy Thanksgiving from my little sisters first ever turkey! from pics

5. Looks like something out of a horror movie.

This is pretty scary.

Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn’t work that well… from shittyfoodporn

6. Didn’t work out so well.

Better luck next time.

Tried cooking a sweet potato in my new air fryer today… from Wellthatsucks

7. Have a Corona Cake!

Actually, you should trademark that.

Attempted to make Flower Pancakes for my wife as a mothers day surprise but they ended up looking like Corona Cakes from Wellthatsucks

8. Totally and completely defeated.

You gave it your best shot…

This is what defeat looks like. from funny

9. It looks like something else.

I just can’t put my finger on it…

I tried to make a cake with a lobster shaped dish from Wellthatsucks

10. This is outrageously bad.

But we commend you for trying!

Birthday Cake attempt this weekend from nailedit

11. Lucky the house didn’t burn down.

Gotta be careful with fire!

12. Is that a dead dinosaur?

That’s kind of what it looks like to me…just saying…

What my brother was trying to make vs what he actually made from nailedit

13. The perfect pairing.

You are a wizard in the kitchen!

My own invention: eggplant with a side of melted knife from shittyfoodporn

Maybe those people should stay away from the kitchen for a while…just a thought.

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us about your worst cooking or baking fail. And share some photos too if you have them! Thanks!

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Do Yourself a Solid and Read These Hilarious, Random Tweets

Help us help you, okay?

We want to be of service to you during these rough times we’re all living through and the best way we know how to do that is through supplying you with hilarious tweets that will make you laugh and forget about the world for a little while.

So do yourself a favor and just trust us on this, okay?

Sit back, take some deep breaths, and let the funny business take your body over.

Hey, it’s what we do…enjoy.

1. I love this!

More of this, please!

2. I really hope they appreciated all this hard work.

Go and tuck yourself in!

3. Why do I find this so funny?

You have to admit, it is pretty funny…

4. Can I catch a ride with you?

How much for a ticket?!?!

5. You’re not alone on that one.

I don’t get it either…

6. This is a pretty strange tour…

But Todd does have a pretty nice Camaro.

7. They do seem to have the life.

Play in the trash. Lounge out in nice yards.

8. That makes no sense to me.

It never computed. Ever.

9. I do wonder about this sometimes…

Any Australians care to weigh in?

10. I’ve had all three.

My favorite is the bath burger. By far.

11. What the hell am I doing here?

I don’t belong here…

12. He did the right thing.

Sibling rivalry is no joke.

Have you seen any really funny stuff online lately?

Well, don’t keep it to yourself, share it with us in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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People From Other Countries Share Quirky Things They Love About America

Hey, they like us! Well, at least they like some of our weird quirks…and I guess that’s better than nothing.

In case you didn’t read the title of this article, I’m talking about folks from other countries and the strange and quirky things they like about Americans.

I guess we do tend to entertain the rest of the world with our music, movies, TV, and fashion, so it’s only natural that a lot of folks around the world would pick up on the weird things we do.

Let’s see what they had to say!

1. We need to stop saying this ASAP.

It’s not a good look for us.

2. We need to Lysol this entire house.

Yeah, I guess we do say that.

3. It’s the best part of the year!

Halloween lovers for life!

4. My house is as big as three football fields.

Wow! That’s impressive!

5. Wait, it’s not?

I’ve been lied to all these years!

6. Now, this is one of the best things about the U.S.

We don’t tolerate that over here. Not even for a second.

7. That means were done.

Just so you’re sure.

8. Let’s eat! Keep it coming!

Hey, it’s what we do.

9. We did it!

I guess that is kind of weird…

10. Get your head out of the gutter!

Oh, wait, that is kind of funny, I guess.

11. Pasta salad is LIFE.

One of the best things about summertime.

12. Don’t catch the ‘Rona!

Hey, that’s kind of catchy!

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us what quirky things YOU like about Americans.

And tell us what country you’re from, please. Thanks a lot!

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