What Would You Do if Time Stood Totally Still for 48 Hours? Here’s How People Responded.

Before I learned that time was going to stand still for 48 hours, I would want to learn how to fly an airplane so I could fly wherever I wanted and do some serious exploring without any interference.

Hey, a boy can dream, right…?

What do you think your plan would be?

Folks on AskReddit talked about what they would do if time stood still for 48 hours.

Let’s take a look!

1. Sounds like a plan!

“About a half hour of not realizing, 47.5 hours of existential crisis, followed by years of therapy.”

2. I’ll take that!

“Rob drug dealers.

What are they gonna do? Report it to the police?”

3. Good luck with that.

“I would be a bank robbing mofo!

I could amass one hell of a stack in 48 hours.”

4. This is pretty good.

“Tie people’s shoe laces together.

Pick up all of the dog cr*p in my neighbor’s yard and put it in her living room.

And…. steal the Declaration of Independence, then hide it in Nic Cage’s house.”

5. Enjoy the peace and quiet.

“I’d steal a bicycle (because I don’t own one) and ride around enjoying the quiet and stillness.

Maybe an electric bicycle, because I’m old and fat, and in reality I’d probably last 10 minutes on a regular bike.”

6. What just happened?

“Move everyone slightly off the ground not enough to get hurt but enough to realize you’re falling making sure everyone is in the exact same position.

Except one person hanging off of something very visible so everyone gets a weird falling feeling except that guy who really can’t explain why he’s in a harness hanging of 2 light posts.”

7. You do you.

“Walk around naked with no shame.

Do a helicopter every now and then.

Find a nice spot, drinks some beers, whilst having some music on.

A basic way to spend my 48 hours, but a peaceful one.”

8. Mess with ’em a little bit.

“Have some fun.

Change things ever so slightly like switching peoples’ clothes, turning them around, turning cars around, put a dog leeah in random peoples’ hands.

So many minds are going to be blown!”

9. Too scared to act.

“I would think about doing illegal things, but then I would wonder if people were just not able to move but could still see what I’m doing, so I would be too scared to do anything.”

10. Shopping spree.

“I’d “go shopping”! I would hit all the big corporate stores and just steal everything of use. I’d finish my Christmas shopping.

I’d steal a fridge and a few freezers and stock my garage with food for a year. I’d steal items that are going to be rare favs this Christmas and then resell them on ebay once time unfroze.

I would hit the dispensaries and steal all of the weed. I’d take cash from all corporate stores. I would be set up for a long time.”

11. Help out the kids!

“This might be kind of weird, but I steal all the really good toys from Walmart that are on the hot lists right now.

Not like every single one, but quite a few. Walmart can take the hit.

Then I donate all that sh*t to Toys for Tots.”

12. You blew it!

“Be confused.

I would jump from one idea to another and won’t be able to start until the times over.

So basically nothing…”

13. Got it all figured out.

“First thing I do, get in my car and drive somewhere ~10 hours away from me.

I then start going around to jewelry shops and I start taking the precious metals. Mostly ignore the gemstones, those have lesser value on the resale and also have the possibility of getting tracked (gemstone chemical signatures and such are tracked to some extent for this reason).

I spend the bulk of the next 20 hours or so just loading up on gold/silver/etc before driving back towards my hometown.

Somewhere ~2 hours away from home (probably on the opposite side of where I did my thefts) I go to a spot in the middle of nowhere and I dig a hole in the ground in some very out of the way spot and I bury the metals there. I then head home and at that point I should have a few hours left. More preparation is needed.

The MOMENT that time resumes, I go to my car and I head out into town to my various usual shops. The Starbucks, the Subway, the grocery store, the hardware store, etc. And I make it a point to chat with the people there, maybe I hit on some of the employees (while dying inside, that’s not really something I do) just to make it a little more memorable in their minds. Pay for EVERYTHING using my credit cards. Stop by my bank and do something, like buying more checks or something.

The whole point of all of this is that if I left any DNA or anything behind, or somehow there was other indication that I was there, I have this alibi. Sure, you might have my DNA at the scene of the crime(s) but how do you explain that I provably was in my hometown 10 hours away from the crimes? I definitely don’t have a twin!

Either way, after a year or two (even if there’s no sign that they are onto me) I go and pick up the metals. From that point I set up a little home-forge (they are pretty easy to make for <$200 using random materials). From that, I melt all the metals down and I cast them as “artistic sculptures”.

Little things like a pound or so. Then from this over time, I drive around and go to pawn shops wanting to sell “my art”. Inevitably they won’t give a sh*t about the artistic value of these things but will likely pay for them in terms of “It’s a 1 pound solid gold statue. I’ll pay for the 1 pound of gold.”. And slowly but surely I convert all these things into cash. Never visit the same pawn shop twice.

As far as the cash is concerned, basically just start paying for everything in cash, though I don’t go ONLY with my ill gotten cash. Withdrawn money from my bank account now and then and when I’m paying for things, go 50/50 between the dirty money and the real money. Either way, I hide the sudden existence of the money by spending it slowly over time effectively reducing my expenses.

In this way my bank accounts have no real visible difference in behavior other than I appear to be living a bit more frugally. It wouldn’t be enough to trigger any audits so I should be good.

In the end, the reason I end up being able to buy something flashy is because it LOOKS like I saved up money over time, and I did if only because the dirty money helped me reduce my visible expenses.”

How about you?

What would YOU do if time stood still for 48 hours?

Talk to us in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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People Talk About the Statement, “Sleeping in Your Car Should Be Legal, and Not Looked Down Upon”

I’ve never actually lived in my car, but I’ve had a few nights when sleeping in my car was the best or the only option and I snoozed the night away in the backseat on a side street somewhere.

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do…

So why is there such a stigma around sleeping in our vehicles?

AskReddit users discussed whether sleeping in your car should be legal and shouldn’t be looked down upon.

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. Your decision.

“To me it makes no sense that you can’t legally sleep in your car in certain places. Like sure if you’re on someone else’s property you should find a better spot.

But there are whole cities where it is flat out illegal to sleep in your car on public property overnight. You own your car, it should be your decision if you can sleep in it.”

2. Agreed.

“It’s liability issues, but I agree with you.

If I was traveling around the country I’d hate to have to pay for a bunch of hotels when I could just chill in my car for a couple nights.”

3. You can make it work.

“You just have to have the right car, correctly set up. If they can’t see or hear you in the back of your vehicle, and if they have no reason to believe the vehicle is occupied, you’re golden.

I’ve done this with a cargo trailer that I set up inside as a camper with a bed, fridge, microwave, etc. Also, car camped for a while with a Honda Element that I put curtains over the windows. A panel van would work well too.”

4. From someone who’s been there.

“I slept in my car for 5 months.

I also had a job delivering sandwiches so it worked out. I usually slept in Walmart parking lots and never got bothered unless i parked literally anywhere else. Ive never had more run ins with the cops than when i lived out of my car, but on the flipside, they were all very understanding and never wrote me any tickets.

Living out of your car is very scary at first, but you get used to it and it is very eye opening/ enlightening. You get an outsiders perspective of the rat race. Everyone around you is in busy mode, chasing the next dollar just so they can afford a place to put a mattress.

In the city, sleeping is the only thing you’re not aloud to do anywhere else besides a home. You can literally do everything else you need to do to get by.

Living in your car gives you this sense of freedom that you’ll never get anywhere else besides an RV i suppose and even then, i would imagine you could get stuck in bed like you do at home. When you wake up from sleeping in your car, you’re up and ready to take on the day.

There is no sleeping in really because when you wake up you have to find the nearest bathroom before you sh*t your pants. The cleanest bathrooms that you can go in without looking weird because youre not buying anything are at the dollar tree. But they open at like 9am so i would always have to use Walmarts when i woke up. I will say, thunderstorms are pretty f*cking scary when you live in your car.

Every storm feels like a f*cking tornado is about to blow you away. But yeah. There are a lot more people who live out of their cars than you think.”

5. Might be true.

“I’m convinced the money hotels make from sleeping in a car being illegal is a contributing factor to why it’s still illegal.

Also, the general hatred of poor and homeless people in this country.”

6. Can be sketchy.

“Truck stops can be safer but it depends on where you are at.

Theres no way in hell id sleep at the TA truck stop off I 95 near New Jersey nor the one in Baltimore. Hell most of the truck stops whether they’re part of the Big 5 (Loves, Travel Centers of America (TA), Pilot, Flying J and Petro) or not, i wouldn’t stay at in the north east at all.

They’re incredibly unsafe, most are dirty and if you attempt to camp out via an RV or even just a tent and your car, you’re likely to have some very unwelcome attention from not just the truckers but also the truck stop employees and locals….. Most truck stops now will absolutely boot or tow your car/pickup if you are parked there for more than one or two overnight visits.

As for parking at Walmarts… No. Absolutely not. You cannot park, camp or stay overnight in Walmarts any longer due to the issues that are brought about by such things… Namely idiots leaving trash, dead food out in the parking lot, people using the parking lot as a bathroom, abandoning pets and just trashing the place for no reason (since there are trash cans everywhere).

Most Walmarts that allow you to camp out or even sleep in your vehicle on their property are very few and far between. Even asking management before you head to bed won’t do any good if theres a city ordinance that says no camping… Since 95% of Walmarts lease their land from the cities they operate in.

I was a trucker for 7yrs.”

7. I feel this comment.

“I’ve watched too many horror movies and documentaries to sleep in my car on the side of the road.

Like I’m legit afraid some hillbilly might kill me.”

8. I don’t think that would fly here.

“Apparently in a lot of Scandinavia they have “wanderer’s laws” or something that allow you to camp and forage on even private property in most cases.

Kind of an interesting concept.”

9. Shouldn’t be an issue.

“Honestly, it shouldn’t be an issue, so long as it’s limited to one or two night stay within a certain area, within a certain period of time (say per acre/per week).

And you must be low impact unless otherwise stated (no fire, no garbage left behind, no destruction of the property). Sadly, it only takes a few to ruin it for everyone else.”

10. Not in my backyard.

“I don’t want homeless people sleeping in front of my house.

I want my tax dollars to provide safe and adequate solutions for people.”

11. No winners here.

“This was actually a big thing where I grew up.

It was a very safe, upper middle class area with very little crime to pursue. Police spent a lot of their energy trying to hand out DUIs, but also fined people for sleeping in cars or leaving their car overnight.

It created a no-win scenario of either driving illegally or parking illegally.”

12. All about money.

“This is the reason right here. So many laws exist to force you to have to spend money on things.

“What you found a way to live that doesn’t force you to rely on consumerism and capitalism and doing work for you that makes you money that pays me less than I’m worth? To buy goods and services and products I don’t actually need and could find ways to do without paying?

We can’t have that!””

13. One night only.

“There are tons of places in the US where you can, but most only allow you to stay for a night.

Cracker Barrel, Walmart, Home Depot, etc., you just have to check for signs prohibiting overnight stays. I’ve parked my RV overnight in all of those places. Rest stops as well.

In smaller cities without big box stores, simply asking the local police if its OK always worked, especially when I mentioned getting a little too tired to drive.”

How do you feel about this?

Should people be able to sleep in their cars legally and without judgment?

Tell us what you think in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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People Discuss the Ways You Can Use a “Finstagram” Account Today

Do you know about “finstagram?” It’s not exactly a new term – it’s been floating around for a few years. But its connotations and implications certainly seem to have shifted around and expanded.

At its most basic root, a finstagram is just a secondary Instagram account. People open them for all kinds of reasons, ranging from privacy to sneakiness to all kinds of other shenanigans.

Here are ten ideas for how you (or…someone naughtier than you) mind use a finstagram account.

10. To be super extra

Why would you get mad about being left out of this?

Source: Whisper

9. “Being a hoe”

This…takes a lot of turns I was not prepared for.

Source: Whisper

8. Making your ex jealous

Was this the plan all along?

Source: Whisper

7. Drop some hints

Maybe it’s time to be a little more straight forward.

Source: Whisper

6. F*** the police

I think at this point that’s the sort of thing that’s gonna be pretty tough and needless to prosecute.

Source: Whisper

5. Scare your crush

Whoa dude, what did you do?

Source: Whisper

4. Get into drama

Anywhere on the internet is pretty good for that.

Source: Whisper

3. Hide from your parents

Darn those sneaky kids and their tech savvy ways.

Source: Whisper

2. Express yourself

Back in my day we just called this a diary.

Source: Whisper

1. Improve your life!

Somehow! Maybe!

Source: Whisper

And now that you’ve heard its many uses, do you think you’ll get a finstagram? Considering I never even use my regular account, I’m probably gonna pass.

Have you had experiences with finsta?

Tell us about them in the comments.

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What is Finstagram? These 10 Folks Tell Us.

Even though it’s a term that’s been around for a while now, it’s taken some people (like um…me) this long to even catch onto what a “finstagram” is.

If you’re still wondering, it’s pretty simple. A “finstagram” account is just an Instagram account, except secretive. Either you keep it anonymous, or only give access to your closest friends. It’s a place where you can be stealthy or ridiculous without fear of larger social repercussions.

If you wanna know more, here are a few testimonials from the kids.

10. Hot pics

Gotta find just the right way to really explore me.

Source: Whisper

9. Sexy finsta

Found out your secret.

Source: Whisper

8. I see you

I think this kind of defeats the purpose.

Source: Whisper

7. Freedom

Sounds like it can be pretty liberating.

Source: Whisper

6. First person

These are the things you might want to keep track of.

Source: Whisper

5. The following

We’ve turned into an entire society of creeps.

Source: Whisper

4. The best

Really? THE BEST?!

Source: Whisper

3. Late night

You know what they say: timing is everything.

Source: Whisper

2. For clarification

This will all be on the test, so pay attention.

Source: Whisper

1. Disrespectful

When your fans become your congregation.

Source: Whisper

I’m still not entirely sure I understand the dynamics of finstagram, but that’s ok, I don’t think it’s a world that’s meant for me.

Have you played around with it? What was your experience? What sorts of things did you use it for?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Cruel Secrets People Overheard From People They Thought Were Their Friends

It’s always disappointing to hear something from someone you thought was a friend that seems to betray that notion.

It can also be severely troubling to just discover something about a friend that you weren’t supposed to know. How do you deal with that? What do you do? Are the dynamics that defined the relationship up until now just broken or is there opportunity to turn this into something more positive?

That’s the sort of question that the people behind these real confessions were grappling with.

10. It was nothing

It can be so difficult to know what truly lies beneath.

Source: Whisper

9. Unavailable

Well, make up your mind then.

Source: Whisper

8. They were my bros

I’ll never understand why this kind of trash talk takes off.

Source: Whisper

7. Is it me?

The sort of thing that breeds deep insecurity that’s hard to be rid of.

Source: Whisper

6. Coming out

Sounds like you need to make a new group of friends.

Source: Whisper

5. A thing for me

What exactly does one do with such information?

Source: Whisper

4. What do I do

Why would you enter into such a conspiracy?

Source: Whisper

3. Sucks at talking

To be fair, so do I.

Source: Whisper

2. Into me

Well, what’s to get?

Source: Whisper

1. My so called friend

Seems like it’s only a matter of time before somebody will need to call the cops on that guy.

Source: Whisper

Tough all around. Remember that a toxic friendship isn’t one worth holding onto, there are better things out there.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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People Share the Dumbest Things Folks Have Ever Confidently Said To Them

As you get a little bit older, you really pick up on one important thing about the world…there sure are a lot of DUMMIES out there!

You know what I’m talking about, right?!?!

And it also doesn’t really help that we currently live at a time when people don’t believe in facts and everyone thinks they’re right about everything.

Oh, boy…

AskReddit users shared really dumb things that people have said to them with confidence.

This should be interesting…

1. Beware of vampires.

“You can only get Covid-19 if you get bitten by someone who had it.”

2. Timezones.

“How can it be 9 AM here (Toronto) and 6 AM in Vancouver, at the same time?” – a work colleague, years ago. I tried to explain it but it didn’t work.

I remember that she was a very sweet and kindhearted lady and she really could not understand it.

I think she lacked some basic knowledge so the concept of timezones was too advanced for her.”

3. A well-known fact.

“There was a guy I knew from the UAE in college with me.

We were talking about track and field for some reason and he blurts out “Ya, women shouldn’t be running so fast because their ovaries will burst”.

He was absolutely serious and insisted this is a well known fact taught in high school biology.”

4. Let’s consult the map.

“‘Amsterdam is a city in London’.

I couldn’t even begin to explain how wrong she was.”

5. You idiot!

“Totally looked me in the eyes and yelled that all I do is sit on my *ss and that I should go get a job.

I’m in a f*cking wheelchair.

True story!!!”

6. Ouch.

“I worked at CVS and this woman was buying a 6 pack of Smart Water.

She asked me if it would make her smarter and when I said no she asked to speak with a manager?”

7. I think you’re right.

“I had a co-worker, 45 year old white dude from interior Saskatchewan argue with me that the Chinese phrase he heard that one time was absolutely correct and that I just didnt know it.

I am Chinese, born in China and speak fluent Mandarin and Cantonese.”

8. One of those folks…

“That dinosaur bones are manmade by scientists to convince us there is no God.”

9. It’s also a country…

“I was asked what country I’m from and I replied Georgia.

The person then said “oh, honey that’s a state. That’s not a country”…”

10. This is amazing.

“My friends wife believed me when I told her La Quinta means “behind Denny’s”.

He told me later she argued with her sister about it.”

11. Clearly a genius.

“I was talking to a girl on vacation and when we got to “what do you do for work?” I said I worked in my parents’ hog farm.

She, with a disgusted face said, “Why Don’t You Get Your Meat Ethically From The Store Like Everybody Else!?”

I was too dumbfounded to even carry on with that conversation and it ended almost right away”

12. You think so?

“A super Conservative buddy of mine…

We had a debate about global warming, green energy and using oil/fossil fuels for energy. I pointed out that regardless of how you feel about fossil fuels, we would have to eventually move on to something else because theres a limit to using oil and sh*t.

He said in a drunken stooper..”WE”RE GONNA FIND OIL ON THE MOON AND MARS!”

I told him the conversation was over after that since he didn’t understand where the f*ck oil came from..I still f*ck with him about it once in a while.”

13. A beautiful country.

“From someone doing a presentation in front of our class: Norwegians are from Norwegia.”

Hmmmm…not too bright…

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about the dumbest thing that someone has said to you with confidence.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Take a Look at These Confessions From Restaurant Hosts

A lot of us have worked a restaurant job at some point in our lives, maybe for a little while, maybe for years or even decades.

There’s a good reason for that – people love restaurants. We literally have to eat, and we want to do it in a fun and easy way if we can afford to. So we interact with cooks and servers and hosts and cashiers and bussers and the like all the time – but don’t you wonder what they might not be telling you?

Here are 11 real confessions from hosts.

11. Fit it in

I guess I’ll know what to look out for now.

Source: Whisper

10. The fantasy

Hey, gotta keep your mind occupied at work somehow.

Source: Whisper

9. Spin around

You have no idea what you’re messing with behind the scenes.

Source: Whisper

8. Show off

See, you’re gonna mess with my mind with this one.

Source: Whisper

7. Lame jokes

If you’re here, you’re basic.

Source: Whisper

6. There’s a reason

Trust me, I know this place slightly better than you do.

Source: Whisper

5. Standard greeting

Ok but to be fair, you don’t actually want to know how they are, right?

Source: Whisper

4. So cheap

The pay system we have for these jobs is just insane.

Source: Whisper

3. A toss up

How do you even throw cash, really? Doesn’t it just float down in front of you?

Source: Whisper

2. Go off

Turns out your problem meant nothing, even to you.

Source: Whisper

1. Sit down

Yeah don’t mind me, I’m just standing here at the entrance for fun.

Source: Whisper

Pretty incredible how dense some people can be.

Do you have job confessions you want to get off your chest?

Leave them in the comments.

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Memes That Only Introverts Will Truly Understand

I’m a pretty introverted person. In fact, I was cautious to even start writing this intro. I was afraid to put it in front of people.

Do you like it so far? Have I called too much attention to it?

You know what, forget it, nevermind the intro, I’m going back to watching Netflix, but here are some introvert memes ok thanks bye.

15. Heavy subjects

You can get in here if you really want to but like why?

14. Cancel culture

The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to avoid the world!

13. Upper limits

I’m not sure mother nature really likes me all that much.

12. Bed ridden

Look, nobody gets a year, we all just have to survive them.

11. Tall order

Please don’t leave me, I’m lanky but very scared.

10. Stay in your lane

You make a compelling case, me.

9. Two-step program

And honestly this is already in priority order.

8. The spice of life

That’s where the magic happens.

7. My own worst enemy

Together, there’s nothing I can accomplish.

6. Mixed signals

I want to feel loved, not seen.

5. Sleep tight

Not super sure what you mean by this “plan” thing.

4. Hitting the limit

That’s a dope spread, though.

3. Keep comfy

I like sweats, not sweating.

2. The descent of man

Are you kidding me?

1. Plan Z

And so it’s come to this.

Alright, that’s enough of everything for today, my blankets are calling.

How introverted are you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets for Deeply Introverted Folks

I finally took the Myers-Briggs personality test after a lot of egging on from a friend of mine and it told me that I’m an INTJ which I guess means “Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.”

Which makes sense to me. I’m pretty intuitive, especially when it comes to quickly realizing how bad I’ve screwed something up. I can’t stop myself from constant thinking, even if it’s about nothing in particular, and I’m always judging everyone.

But most of all, I am an introvert. Just as the people behind these tweets clearly are.

11. Check it out

Please don’t bring attention to me, this is the opposite of what I wanted.

10. I can dig it

It takes me about as much time to psych myself up for one anyway.

9. Pick me up

Oh, I’m sorry, you very clearly mistook the nature of this interaction.

8. Keep it cool

Ice makes drinks better and insulates the poles of our planet, let’s keep it around.

7. A celebration

It’s January 2nd, apparently. So that we can all recover from the horrors of having to attend NYE parties.

6. This rules

I’m the president and soul member.

5. Two out of three

Hey man, the system works.

4. Risk and reward

If I keep this up I may soon never have to speak to anyone again.

3. Cute but deadly

Please don’t leave me, I’m small and very afraid.

2. Generic title

Generic joke.

1. Drop the beats

And yet somehow this does not stop everyone.

Hang in there, fellow introverts. We’ll all get through this together, on our own.

How introverted are you?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Absurd, Over-the-Top Instagram Flexes

With rampant wealth inequality on the rise and growing resentment for the rich as awareness spreads of how just how much the majority of us are getting screwed, you might *think* it wouldn’t be the best policy to spend large chunks of your life endlessly staging photos showing off how excessively you live.

But you’d be wrong, because Instagram, I guess.

Instagram is a magical place where the wealthy get wealthier simply by showing off how wealthy they are.

Let’s look at that for a minute and try not to explode, shall we?

10. Flyin’ high

This is actually comparatively tame in the Instagram money-flaunting community. Like, maybe that’s not even his plane?

9. Black on black

Are you a drug kingpin? Or like, an entire SWAT team?

8. Opening doors

“I love my girlfriend, but I REALLY love these silly-*ss hinges.”

7. In the bag

“Just spent your year’s salary on closet stuffing, please admire me about it.”

6. Towering heights

“Someday…I’ll dunk on that thing.”

5. Pretty in pink

Is that a…cake? A comically large bouquet? A powder applicator for a giant? Somebody help me out here.

4. Passed out

The hardest part of being a mom is fitting all my designer clothes into my sports car.

3. The man cave

“And here’s the room in my house where I keep my cars.”
“You mean a garage?”
“I do not.”

2. Triple threat

How is this man an entire traffic jam by himself?

1. Stick the landing

Oh, you’re still traveling by land? How quaint.

Welp, time to go heat up some raman again.

Be honest – if you got a million bucks tomorrow, what would you do with it?

Tell us in the comments.

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