Here Are Some Punny Jokes for You to Enjoy!

This is what I’m talking about! I love a good pun!

It’s just so much fun, isn’t it?

Do you wanna get punny? Do you wanna get funny?

Well then, let’s go!

1. I get it!

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2. This brings me a lot of pleasure.

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3. This one took me a second…

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4. Follow the directions.

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5. They’re right, though.

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6. I think I’m sick.

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7. You’re scaring me, too.

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8. That’s a zinger!

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9. High crimes.

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10. This one took some work.

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11. Cut the shit.

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12. This is great.

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Man, I love me a good pun!

Those sure did hit the spot, huh?

Share some of your favorite puns in the comments! Let’s see what ya got!

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Funny, Random Posts That Should Make You LOL

We believe that these posts are gonna make you laugh. Period.

There’s nothing that unites them. No common bond at all. They’re just funny posts that are designed to make you chuckle the day away.

You ready? Let’s go!

1. This is amazing.

2. Some prankster did this!

3. Both solid entries.

4. WTF is going on here?

5. Best tweet I’ve seen in a while.

6. Too late for that.

7. King of the mountain.

8. Good old “Todd”.

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9. Thanks for letting us know.

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10. Nobody wants that.

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11. This needs to be a t-shirt.

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12. Not in a good mood, apparently.

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13. The famous Cheez-its incident.

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Those sure hit the old proverbial spot, huh?

Have you seen any hilarious posts lately that made you LOL?

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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Wholesome Tweets to Remind You There’s Still a Lot of Good in the World

I think these tweets will be very beneficial for all of us.

With so much bad news and negativity constantly hitting us over the head, we all sometimes need a little reminder that the world is a beautiful place and we have much more that unites us than divides us.

And with that, here are some wholesome tweets that we think you’ll enjoy very much.

1. That was perfect.

2. I’ll be damned…

3. Get ’em started early.

4. Fits like a glove.

5. Unexpected visitor.

6. Having a good time.

7. Jumping for joy.

8. A great gift.

9. Tap those toes.

10. Bottoms up!

11. He’s in love.

12. Turned out great!

13. You belong to me now.

14. Hahahaha. So good.

15. He’s loving it!

Those sure made me feel a little bit better, I can tell you that much.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us something nice and wholesome that has happened to you lately. Positivity all day!

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Men Talk About the Last Time They Cried and What Caused the Tears to Fall

Men aren’t supposed to show a whole lot of emotion and they’re definitely not supposed to cry in our society…at least not in public.

But, guess what? Men cry, too. Even if we try to keep it hidden from everyone, it happens.

The males of AskReddit opened up about the last time they let the waterworks flow.

1. Always very hard.

“I had to put my cat down yesterday, that sucked.”

2. A sad story.

“My marriage was on the verge of collapse when my ex-wife got a job offer in another state. She had been unemployed for some time so she had to take the job. We decided I should stay behind since I had a steady job and divorce was inevitable. My wife moved out and the kids stayed with me until she got a home in her new city.

Taking my kids to the airport and putting them on a plane to move away from me was soul crushing. I held it together until they boarded. Once they got on the plane I lost my shit.

My kids only lasted a few months with mom before packing up and moving back to live with me.”

3. “Might go cry again.”

“Sunday. Wife has sudden onset of insomnia and anxiety since christmas which has started to trigger panic attacks. She had one while i was at work and called me. When I was free to call back my son answered the phone. I was sobbing listening to my 6 year old talk her through the breathing exercises we had practised. That kid gets ice cream for life, no questions asked. And I might go cry again.”

4. That’s harsh.

“My ex fiance left me after I spent 9 days in the hospital battling duel pnuemonia and almost dying.”

5. Totally lost it.

“I was tucking in my 7 year old daughter a couple of months ago, and she told me that she was worried about me dying before her (i’m only 42 and healthy). So I had a conversation about how old I am likely to live and that she will be an adult when I die. Then she said “but when you do die will you help me, because I need you so much.” and I lost it.”

6. Sorry for your loss.

“Months ago when my best friend was found dead in his car after a week long search for him. Turned out he killed himself.”

7. Childhood dog.

“I’ve teared up a few times, but last time I legitimately cried was in 2010 when we put my childhood dog down. I was a senior in high school, we had him since I was in 1st grade (1998). He was my first and only childhood dog, a Siberian husky and I feel like we grew up in that house together. He had some cancerous tumor in his stomach that was spreading rather quick, and the attempt at removing didn’t go so well as they couldn’t get it all.

We decided as a family to let him go peacefully so he didn’t have to suffer as they promised us it would continue to grow and possibly cause him severe pain in the near future. I’ll never forget holding him in my arms in that room as the vet asked me if I was ready for the moment. When she injected him I felt his entire body sink into my arms, he was lifeless in an instant. I was so happy he went peacefully without pain, my best friend growing up.

I’ve never expressed my emotions from that moment to anyone besides my parents and my current girlfriend. Whenever I think back to that moment I get teary eyed but I’m happy I was there for him in his final moments, I wouldn’t change a thing if I could go back in time. Please try and be there for your pet if you ever have to make such a decision.”

8. A happy story.

“A few weeks ago, when one of my best friends told me he’s going to be a dad.

I can go for months and months without shedding a single tear, but these news got me really emotional, in the best sense of the word.

This has been an eye-opening experience for me, as I had no idea I was capable of feeling such things.”

9. Didn’t have to yell.

“Month ago.

Was yelling at my kids because they were misbehaving and I put them to bed early.

Broke down afterwards and cried on the stairs. Knew I didn’t have to yell as much and said some unnecessary things.

Wife talked with me on the stairs and it turned into a turning point in my life and I’m doing much better with the discipline.”

10. Awful.

“While I held my 4 year old daughter in my arms and realized there was nothing that I could do to save her from dying from mitochondrial disease. I don’t think I had ever cried so hard before or since. 7 years later it still haunts me – but time does make it less painful.”

11. Lost it.

“When my gf broke up with me through a phone call after 6 years. Just couldn‘t hold it together.”

12. New member of the family.

“My daughter was born the start of last year. Think I must have cried for a solid hour.”

13. Fingers crossed.

“Last week at our first ultrasound. Wife and I have had two miscarriages and we had an appointment and saw the heartbeat. This little peanut has stuck around the longest so far. Fingers crossed.”

14. An emotional guy.

“I’m more emotional than your standard guy. I’ll tear up fairly frequently, even at movies and the like. Usually with things involving loss of parents.

Last time I would say I actually cried-cried was when I decided it was time to go to a therapist and in the initial meeting was just offloading all the reasons I decided to come and why I thought I might have a touch of depression. (I’m doing much better now)

Last time I straight out ugly-cried/sobbed was when they put my mother’s casket into the vault at the mausoleum, almost 5 years ago now, while hugging the hell out of my brother.”

15. Keep moving forward.

“Last year on my birthday, because I made it this far and some of my friends did not.”

Some interesting answers in that AskReddit article, that’s for sure.

Alright fellas, time to spill the beans. When’s the last time you cried and why?

Share with us in the comments!

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People Explain Why Recovering From Surgery Is Worse Than the Actual Surgery

I count myself among the small number of lucky people who have never gone under the knife. I’m sure it will happen at some point, and I’m definitely not looking forward to it.

Especially not after reading through the stories these people tell about not how hard the surgery was, but how much worse it was to recover from the physical trauma.

11. When it rains it pours.

10. That certainly sounds discouraging.

9. Ouch!

8. They should have some kind of policy about that!

7. Just remember it’s not forever.

6. There’s nothing easy about that.

5. Maybe even worse.

4. The problems of owning a cat.

3. Which part I wonder.

2. Your parents sound shitty.

1. Not being able to sleep is torture.

Nope, going to hold out on that whole surgery thing for as long as possible!

Have you had a surgery? Do you find the recovery worse?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Here are Some Photos Of Expert-Level Pet Shaming

I’m gonna go on the record here: pet shaming never gets old. EVER.

That’s why you’re here, because you love it, too.

Let’s all enjoy it together, shall we?!?!

1. Major fail

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2. Hitchin’ a ride

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3. GUILTY

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4. Oh no!

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5. A very aggressive bird

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6. Don’t give a sh*t

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7. Not an auto feeder anymore

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8. Oscar = Bad Kitty

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9. Nice move!

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10. Can’t read that anymore

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11. Party animal

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12. Blind but killin’ it

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13. OMG

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14. That’s not good

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15. Why not, huh?

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Yay! I needed that…

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Enjoy Some of the Best Dog Tweets from 2019

If I have the choice of spending the day with a dog or a human being, let’s just say it’s not even close. I’m going with a dog all day, every day!

If you clicked on this link, I have a feeling you feel the same way.

Let’s take a look at 15 of the best dog tweets from 2019.

1. Now it’s your turn!

2. Little helper.

3. You gave it a good shot!

4. The look of love.

5. This is amazing.

6. Joke’s on you.

7. Wasn’t prepared for that.

8. That is uncanny.

9. Might be the dog tweet of the year.

10. Back to bed for me.

11. I’m here to help.

12. A beautiful moment.

13. Well, that’s rude.

14. That is very cute.

15. She can barely contain herself.

Do you have some nice pics of your pooches?

Share them with us in the comments, please! We’d love to meet them!

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These People Should All Fire Their Barbers

Getting a terrible haircut is a major bummer. You paid good money for that hairstylist to work their magic and they just leave you with an embarrassing abomination on your head.

The people in these photos know exactly what I’m talking about.

Let’s look at the evidence…and remember to keep these people in your thoughts.

1. Let’s start it off with a banger.

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2. Sir, are you from the future?

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3. An interesting choice.

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4. Even she knows the truth.

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5. You outdid yourself this time.

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6. Can we talk about this?

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7. Poor kid never had a chance.

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8. Curls for days.

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9. The handprint combover.

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10. A fascinating piece of work.

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11. Maybe my favorite of all time.

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12. Cool shirt, too.

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13. The “Skullet”.

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14. A whole convention of them.

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15. WTF is this?

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16. Ma’am, you have a poodle on your head.

I can’t see any more! I had to look away!

Have you had a really bad haircut recently that you documented with some photos?

Well, don’t be shy! Share those beauties so we can all laugh together!

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Hypochondriacs Share Their “This Is It, the Big One” Stories

I know some peole who are total hypochondriacs. They always think they’re dying, they’re constantly on WebMD analyzing their symptoms, and they’re always preparing me and other people for the worst.

Annnnnnnd, they’re always fine and nothing ever happens to them. I guess that’s just the way it is with these people!

Here are 16 funny stories from these folks who are always convinced that something is wrong with them.

1. It’s the Jello.

2. Just let it out.

3. That is hilarious.

4. Needed that info.

5. Way too many Oreos.

6. You’ve been sleepwalking.

7. No motor skills.

8. Wasn’t “the big one”.

9. That explains it.

10. The culprit: an air freshener.

11. A serious issue.

12. Might’ve been Hershey’s.

13. Lay off the beets.

14. I’m seeing double!

15. Learned a lesson.

16. A good friend.


I have to admit, I do this sometimes myself, so I feel for these folks.

What about you? Are you a hypochondriac?

If so, tell us about some of your fears and stories in the comments! We’re here to listen!

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People Share Things Ex-Friends Did That Ended Their Relationships

Sometimes, toxic people in your life just have to be CUT OUT. It may seem harsh and it may seem drastic, but it’ll be much better in the long run if you actually go through with it.

Hey, life is short. Don’t spend it with people who aren’t good to you.

AskReddit users opened up with these interesting responses.

1. My first boyfriend…

“I was 16 and had my first boyfriend. I confided in my best friend of a decade that I was really upset because he got annoyed at something I said at Baskin Robins and threw me against a table and then down on the floor, and that it wasn’t the first time he’d shoved me around.

She told me that she didn’t want to hear it and that I had no right to complain because unlike her, at least I had a boyfriend.

That was pretty much that for our friendship.”

2. Obsessed with her boyfriend.

“She said that relationships were more important than school as a reason for refusing to help on a group project.

She was obsessed with her new boyfriend and didn’t want to do anything else.

We sent the emails to our physics teacher and she got put into her own group.”

3. They deserve each other.

“After I spent all day using my truck and trailer helping him haul tables and chairs and a giant archway to the church for his wedding that i was suppose to be a groomsmen.

Him “Hey dude, I really appreciate you helping me move this stuff, I couldn’t get anyone else to help, here’s $20 for the gas”

Me “woah dude, I’m IN your wedding, I don’t need money to help make this happen”

Him- “yeah dude so hey, brent (his soon-to-be wifes best guy friend/100% ex f*ck buddy/guy he’s known for less than 3 months), really wanted to be in the wedding and i was wondering if it would be cool if he took your spot and i can see if any of her cousins backed out and if there’s a seat open somewhere”

This was the day before the wedding.

I had been best friends with that guy since kindergarten, his wife didn’t like me because I knew about her wild past from a different circle of friends so this was her attempt to push me out.

He caved but none of the other people involved would help move sh*t so he waited until last minute to get me to help.

Haven’t spoken to that guy since. They deserve each other.”

4. That’s pretty bad.

“In college, a former friend tried to have sex with me (I’m also a guy) while I was black out drunk (He was not drunk).

He did that despite knowing I am straight and had a girlfriend at the time.

Lucky for me there were some actual friends that stopped him.”

5. Ruined our friendship.

“My best mate’s now ex girlfriend told everyone I had sex with her while they were dating, when I definitely had not.

She was the most irritating person I’d ever met and I don’t know if I’ve ever been attracted to someone less, than I was to her.

Ruined our friendship and destroyed her relationship with my mate.

She is one of those people that CRAVE drama and can’t live without having something wrong to moan about. She’s currently pretending to have multiple personality disorder and blaming that for every time she’s a dickhead so she can get away with it.”

6. Terrible situation.

“I got sexually assaulted by two guys in a summer camp and told it to my best friend. After calling me stupid for letting that happen, she apologised and I forgave her.

Then I saw her parents who asked how summer camp went and all she did was turn to me and go “well, you made many friends, didn’t you ? Don’t you wanna tell my parents about it ?” with a big smile on her face. I don’t feel too bad about thinking that she can f*ck off in hell.”

7. Get rid of all of ’em.

“Had a whole bunch do it at once. I used to have a group of people I thought were my friends. Because of this, I did a lot for them. I helped them out by working on their projects, supported them, let one stay in my home rent free when they were in danger of becoming homeless.

I did all that for these people, but two years in a row, they couldn’t be bothered to do something as simple and easy as meet up with me for drinks to celebrate my birthday. Half of them didn’t even bother responding to being invited. I’ve pretty much cut them all out my life now, I’m done being used by those who don’t care about me.”

8. Broke something in me.

“You know what, recently, like late 2019 I started getting out of the house. I’m a single father of two girls and I’ve focused on them 1000% for a really long time. I finally got out of the house a few times, and I’m serious I went to this friends house a few times for game nights… basically drinking and cards. Till this dude hauled off and hit me for accidentally touching his f*cking hat of all things.

What struck me most is that they were hosting and didn’t even offer an apology to me. It was quite insane for me. It was like I was back in highschool. Unf*cking real. I gave them ample time to f*cking realize what happened. It took the person 3 months to even realize we are no longer friends on social media and she’s trying to add me back now…. and honestly, it f*cking broke something in me.”

9. Good riddance to you.

“After convincing me to delete my accounts everywhere and make new ones. After promising me that they’ll protect me from my abusive ex. After witnessing everything my ex done to me, and how it scarred me for life, I found out that my best friend was dating my ex behind my back for months, lying about it the whole time.

I didn’t know who my friend was dating, as they refused to introduce them in person. It turns out they’ve been dating behind my back a few weeks before my ex broke up with me. The whole thing scarred me to this day. It’s been a year and I haven’t heard from either of them since, though. Good riddance.”

10. Set up and robbed.

“One of my best friends of several years set me up to get robbed for £390, my wallet and my jacket. The guy who robbed me pulled a machete on me and kept it against my neck. I don’t really know why they decided they want to do it, but I know from enough people (and just the way it all happened gave me suspicions) telling me it was him that I found out.

So naturally I stopped being friends with him, because it was a bit of a dick move and all.”

11. Went and told everyone.

“Best friend and ex-coworker for 5 years.

Confided in her and told her about my self harming, depression and stuff I went through as a child (you can imagine), two days later she not only told the whole of my old work place but told my family too.

Absolutely heart breaking.”

12. Never spoke again.

“I have chronic health issues, and my best friend was trying to get me to drive 30 minutes to her house to go swimming when I had to pack to leave town the next day. She kept pushing and pushing, but when she finally realized I wasn’t going to agree, she sat back and said, “You wouldn’t be any fun even if you HAD your health.”

I left and didn’t speak to her again.”

13. What a creep.

“My former best friend of over 6 years, hit up my ex girlfriend the day we broke up. He sent her a DM asking if she wanted to “hangout at his house” (parents but wtv). At the time he also had a girlfriend, who was pregnant with his kid. My ex hit me and his girlfriend up with the messages.

My ex and his girlfriend decided to go together at his place and expose him. I didn’t want to do with any of that but I didn’t want anything to happen to either of the girls. So we show up, his mom greets us and let’s us in, as soon as he saw us 3 he knew that his shit was up but acted all surprised. We told him we knew, he kept defending his case by saying his little brother (who was fucking 6) sent my ex those messages.

Well to make a long story short, his pregnant girlfriend left him, he’s currently paying child support, he also moved out of the state like a month later. My ex and I are back together and 3 months into our marriage.”

14. A story from the other side.

“I’m the dumped friend.

She posted a video from The Onion of a fake Senator reading a fake bill that was all redacted and you could tell with context clues it was basically saying in the event of Armageddon, the high powered people have bunkers to hide in. She made some comment about the redacting and our government is hiding stuff.

I commented that it was a satire video and not real. She got super mad and accused me of trying to make her look stupid. She said there was no way she could’ve known.

“The Onion” was in the bottom right hand corner of the video.

She blocked me and we have never spoken since.

We had known each other for at least five years. I (more accurately, my parents) took her in when she ran away from home for, like, a year when we were teens. When her husband beat her up (early 20s) I road tripped all night to pick her back and move her back in.”

I’ve had to cut friends out of my life at different points just because I knew they were no good for me.

Have you ever had to do that?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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