Hypochondriacs Share Their “This Is It, the Big One” Stories

I know some peole who are total hypochondriacs. They always think they’re dying, they’re constantly on WebMD analyzing their symptoms, and they’re always preparing me and other people for the worst.

Annnnnnnd, they’re always fine and nothing ever happens to them. I guess that’s just the way it is with these people!

Here are 16 funny stories from these folks who are always convinced that something is wrong with them.

1. It’s the Jello.

2. Just let it out.

3. That is hilarious.

4. Needed that info.

5. Way too many Oreos.

6. You’ve been sleepwalking.

7. No motor skills.

8. Wasn’t “the big one”.

9. That explains it.

10. The culprit: an air freshener.

11. A serious issue.

12. Might’ve been Hershey’s.

13. Lay off the beets.

14. I’m seeing double!

15. Learned a lesson.

16. A good friend.


I have to admit, I do this sometimes myself, so I feel for these folks.

What about you? Are you a hypochondriac?

If so, tell us about some of your fears and stories in the comments! We’re here to listen!

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People Share Things Ex-Friends Did That Ended Their Relationships

Sometimes, toxic people in your life just have to be CUT OUT. It may seem harsh and it may seem drastic, but it’ll be much better in the long run if you actually go through with it.

Hey, life is short. Don’t spend it with people who aren’t good to you.

AskReddit users opened up with these interesting responses.

1. My first boyfriend…

“I was 16 and had my first boyfriend. I confided in my best friend of a decade that I was really upset because he got annoyed at something I said at Baskin Robins and threw me against a table and then down on the floor, and that it wasn’t the first time he’d shoved me around.

She told me that she didn’t want to hear it and that I had no right to complain because unlike her, at least I had a boyfriend.

That was pretty much that for our friendship.”

2. Obsessed with her boyfriend.

“She said that relationships were more important than school as a reason for refusing to help on a group project.

She was obsessed with her new boyfriend and didn’t want to do anything else.

We sent the emails to our physics teacher and she got put into her own group.”

3. They deserve each other.

“After I spent all day using my truck and trailer helping him haul tables and chairs and a giant archway to the church for his wedding that i was suppose to be a groomsmen.

Him “Hey dude, I really appreciate you helping me move this stuff, I couldn’t get anyone else to help, here’s $20 for the gas”

Me “woah dude, I’m IN your wedding, I don’t need money to help make this happen”

Him- “yeah dude so hey, brent (his soon-to-be wifes best guy friend/100% ex f*ck buddy/guy he’s known for less than 3 months), really wanted to be in the wedding and i was wondering if it would be cool if he took your spot and i can see if any of her cousins backed out and if there’s a seat open somewhere”

This was the day before the wedding.

I had been best friends with that guy since kindergarten, his wife didn’t like me because I knew about her wild past from a different circle of friends so this was her attempt to push me out.

He caved but none of the other people involved would help move sh*t so he waited until last minute to get me to help.

Haven’t spoken to that guy since. They deserve each other.”

4. That’s pretty bad.

“In college, a former friend tried to have sex with me (I’m also a guy) while I was black out drunk (He was not drunk).

He did that despite knowing I am straight and had a girlfriend at the time.

Lucky for me there were some actual friends that stopped him.”

5. Ruined our friendship.

“My best mate’s now ex girlfriend told everyone I had sex with her while they were dating, when I definitely had not.

She was the most irritating person I’d ever met and I don’t know if I’ve ever been attracted to someone less, than I was to her.

Ruined our friendship and destroyed her relationship with my mate.

She is one of those people that CRAVE drama and can’t live without having something wrong to moan about. She’s currently pretending to have multiple personality disorder and blaming that for every time she’s a dickhead so she can get away with it.”

6. Terrible situation.

“I got sexually assaulted by two guys in a summer camp and told it to my best friend. After calling me stupid for letting that happen, she apologised and I forgave her.

Then I saw her parents who asked how summer camp went and all she did was turn to me and go “well, you made many friends, didn’t you ? Don’t you wanna tell my parents about it ?” with a big smile on her face. I don’t feel too bad about thinking that she can f*ck off in hell.”

7. Get rid of all of ’em.

“Had a whole bunch do it at once. I used to have a group of people I thought were my friends. Because of this, I did a lot for them. I helped them out by working on their projects, supported them, let one stay in my home rent free when they were in danger of becoming homeless.

I did all that for these people, but two years in a row, they couldn’t be bothered to do something as simple and easy as meet up with me for drinks to celebrate my birthday. Half of them didn’t even bother responding to being invited. I’ve pretty much cut them all out my life now, I’m done being used by those who don’t care about me.”

8. Broke something in me.

“You know what, recently, like late 2019 I started getting out of the house. I’m a single father of two girls and I’ve focused on them 1000% for a really long time. I finally got out of the house a few times, and I’m serious I went to this friends house a few times for game nights… basically drinking and cards. Till this dude hauled off and hit me for accidentally touching his f*cking hat of all things.

What struck me most is that they were hosting and didn’t even offer an apology to me. It was quite insane for me. It was like I was back in highschool. Unf*cking real. I gave them ample time to f*cking realize what happened. It took the person 3 months to even realize we are no longer friends on social media and she’s trying to add me back now…. and honestly, it f*cking broke something in me.”

9. Good riddance to you.

“After convincing me to delete my accounts everywhere and make new ones. After promising me that they’ll protect me from my abusive ex. After witnessing everything my ex done to me, and how it scarred me for life, I found out that my best friend was dating my ex behind my back for months, lying about it the whole time.

I didn’t know who my friend was dating, as they refused to introduce them in person. It turns out they’ve been dating behind my back a few weeks before my ex broke up with me. The whole thing scarred me to this day. It’s been a year and I haven’t heard from either of them since, though. Good riddance.”

10. Set up and robbed.

“One of my best friends of several years set me up to get robbed for £390, my wallet and my jacket. The guy who robbed me pulled a machete on me and kept it against my neck. I don’t really know why they decided they want to do it, but I know from enough people (and just the way it all happened gave me suspicions) telling me it was him that I found out.

So naturally I stopped being friends with him, because it was a bit of a dick move and all.”

11. Went and told everyone.

“Best friend and ex-coworker for 5 years.

Confided in her and told her about my self harming, depression and stuff I went through as a child (you can imagine), two days later she not only told the whole of my old work place but told my family too.

Absolutely heart breaking.”

12. Never spoke again.

“I have chronic health issues, and my best friend was trying to get me to drive 30 minutes to her house to go swimming when I had to pack to leave town the next day. She kept pushing and pushing, but when she finally realized I wasn’t going to agree, she sat back and said, “You wouldn’t be any fun even if you HAD your health.”

I left and didn’t speak to her again.”

13. What a creep.

“My former best friend of over 6 years, hit up my ex girlfriend the day we broke up. He sent her a DM asking if she wanted to “hangout at his house” (parents but wtv). At the time he also had a girlfriend, who was pregnant with his kid. My ex hit me and his girlfriend up with the messages.

My ex and his girlfriend decided to go together at his place and expose him. I didn’t want to do with any of that but I didn’t want anything to happen to either of the girls. So we show up, his mom greets us and let’s us in, as soon as he saw us 3 he knew that his shit was up but acted all surprised. We told him we knew, he kept defending his case by saying his little brother (who was fucking 6) sent my ex those messages.

Well to make a long story short, his pregnant girlfriend left him, he’s currently paying child support, he also moved out of the state like a month later. My ex and I are back together and 3 months into our marriage.”

14. A story from the other side.

“I’m the dumped friend.

She posted a video from The Onion of a fake Senator reading a fake bill that was all redacted and you could tell with context clues it was basically saying in the event of Armageddon, the high powered people have bunkers to hide in. She made some comment about the redacting and our government is hiding stuff.

I commented that it was a satire video and not real. She got super mad and accused me of trying to make her look stupid. She said there was no way she could’ve known.

“The Onion” was in the bottom right hand corner of the video.

She blocked me and we have never spoken since.

We had known each other for at least five years. I (more accurately, my parents) took her in when she ran away from home for, like, a year when we were teens. When her husband beat her up (early 20s) I road tripped all night to pick her back and move her back in.”

I’ve had to cut friends out of my life at different points just because I knew they were no good for me.

Have you ever had to do that?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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Adulting Is Hard, That’s Why You Need Merit Badges for Adults

Remember when you were in Boy Scouts and you got your merit badges for completing all kinds of tasks? It meant you were well on your way to becoming a productive member of society.

And then we all grew up and look what happened to us. Not good!

That’s why these adult merit badges from Winks For Days are so crucial. Adulting is hard work, and we need to be told we’re doing a job at least every once in a while.

Here are some that you should think about bestowing upon yourself.

1. Way to go!

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2. Once in a while is A-OK.

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3. Sobering up.

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4. You should probably do this more often.

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5. Sunshine is good for you.

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6. Hello, Mother.

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7. Keep that thing alive.

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8. Improve that credit score.

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9. Gotta do it sometimes.

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10. Building healthy bones.

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11. All the way down to zero.

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12. That’ll show the boss.

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Hey, you! Yeah, you! You’re doing a great job!

Just keep your head up and keep moving forward.

Oh, and print out these adult merit badges and pin them on your clothes so that people know you’re winning at life!

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Hilarious Wedding Photobombs That Should Make You Laugh

Your wedding photos are supposed to give you memories for a lifetime – memories that will remind you of the special day when you and your loved ones got together to celebrate your union with your life partner.

And then some animal or a drunk guest gets in the way and ruins your wedding, your wedding photos, and ultimately, your life.

These photobombs all really put a damper on the big day, huh?

1. The alpaca in the background.

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2. We’re here to party.

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3. Jump right in.

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4. This is incredible.

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5. Not very romantic.

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6. Man, Wife, and Dog.

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7. Perfect timing.

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8. The newest member of the family.

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9. You punks!

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10. Lingering cow.

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11. Hi ladies!

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Yowza! Some of these people might need a reshoot on those photos.

Did you have any “issues” on your wedding day in the photography department?

If you’re brave enough, share the pics in the comments with us!

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Cute, Funny Animal Tweets for Your Enjoyment

I need this in my life in a major way.

I’m talking about quality animal posts that immediately put you in a better mood.

Let’s stop wasting time with this chatter and get to the good stuff!

1. A real negotiation.

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2. Please pay attention to this.

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3. I definitely appreciate this.

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4. I knew it!

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5. Total chaos.

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6. It’s our loss.

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7. Peak happiness.

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8. What did you expect?

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9. Punk Rawk.

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10. Time for all of us to cry.

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11. Please accept this gift.

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12. He couldn’t help it.

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13. We’re here!

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14. They are cute…even though they mess sh*t up.

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15. I will follow you anywhere.

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Those sure put me in a good mood!

How about you? Are you an animal lover?

If the answer is YES, and I bet it is, share some pics of your little furbabies in the comments.

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Funny Memes to Help You Get Through Flu Season

In case you haven’t been paying attention, flu season is definitely here and it’s particularly nasty this year. Kids are sick. Parents are sick. EVERYONE IS SICK.

But, I have some good news for you! Laughter can help make you feel a little bit better!

Enjoy these funny memes, take two aspirin, and call me in the morning.

1. I can’t even bear to look.

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2. It’s all around us!

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3. Wear a HAZMAT suit to work.

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4. Maybe you shouldn’t have said anything.

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5. You’ll need superhuman strength.

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6. An assault on the body.

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7. Not quite the same.

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8. How romantic…

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9. Power through it.

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10. Who did this?!?!

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11. Can’t. Get. Sick.

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12. It’s definitely in the air.

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13. Already booked it.

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14. Beware of everyone.

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15. Boom! Genius!

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16. Fill ‘er up.

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I feel better already!

How about you? Did you get the flu this year? Or maybe your family did?

Let us know how it’s going in the comments!

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Enjoy These Golden Comedy Nuggets From the Tumblr Mines

Sometimes it’s nice to stop and smell the Tumblr genius – it’s always pumping, even when you’re away cheating with other social media sites (or, gasp, real life!).

If you feel as if you’ve been missing out lately, well, here are 14 little treasures we don’t want you to miss.

14. This 100% killed me dead.

13. You need to run to that altar.

12. Is this a real thing and why didn’t I know?

11. You’re not walking in my shoes, okay!?

10. A golden moment with a stranger.

9. Do directors from London really understand how big Texas is, though?

8. Proof that cats are the same all over the world.

7. Mostly number 4 here.

6. Such a sweet father-son moment.

5. It might be the same thing honestly.

4. This imaginary exchange is so sweet.

3. Foiled again!

2. Just play your part as best as you can.

1. His face needs to be a meme immediately.

 

Sure, I could have gone my whole life without reading these mini-discourses, but why would I want to?

Which one of these made you feel like it’s time to return to Tumblr more often?

Tell us in the comments!

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People Share the Biggest Issue They Have with Their First Name

Parents really try their hardest when picking out a name for their baby. They want the name to mean something, but not be so weird that it makes their baby’s life harder for years to come. They try to consider initials and nicknames and just generally to do right by their kid – it’s a huge responsibility, naming another person!

That said, things don’t always work out as planned (and I guess some people don’t take it too seriously to begin with), and people can end up…if not hating, then at least being displeased by their names.

If you want to know some of their reasons, well, these 18 people are here to dish!

18. There’s no way to predict the next big thing.

17. We can learn it if we want to.

16. That barista just stopped trying.

15. My sister has only a middle initial and I can confirm the age of automation has made these things extra difficult.

14. That’s just really insulting.

13. This is way too long of a conversation.

12. I wish she was kidding.

11. It’s like playing a game you wish you weren’t winning.

10. What on earth would Clyde be short FOR, I wonder?

9. There’s something you don’t want to have to say every day.

8. I’d probably just start with Ed.

7. Talk about an unfortunate twist of fate.

6. I mean. He kind of brought that on himself.

5. Here I thought “with a C” would be the default.

4. …is it really, though?

3. Seriously, it takes two seconds to double check.

2. Manners seem to also be a thing for old people these days.

1. I guess sometimes close enough will do.

I disliked my name when I was younger, but now I like it (and I’ve never had any problems like these)!

Have you had issues with your name? What are they? Tell us in the comments1

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Enjoy These Funny Tweets About American Food

You have to admit that the food in America is…kind of extreme. Especially if you’re from another country. Those folks don’t know what they’re in for a lot of the time when they step foot onto our continent.

Enjoy these tweets about the madness of American food…I’ll see you in the drive-thru.

1. What are these Cheez-its?

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2. One strawberry makes it healthy.

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3. It does a body good? I guess?

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4. Just stop right there.

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5. Bon Appétit!

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6. I never thought about that…

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7. That sounds terrible.

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8. I hope you like it!

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9. Why did this happen?

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10. Both are true.

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11. You don’t need to worry about that.

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12. We hold our heads up high.

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Those sure hit the spot, didn’t they?

What do you think of the food in the U.S.? I want to hear from natives and from people abroad.

Let’s get it started!

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These Gangsta Cats Are Keepin’ It Real

Takin’ it back to the old school.

The cats in these photos are OG: Original Gangsters. They’re not here to play, and if you mess with them, there’s gonna be hell to pay.

These felines are rolling in the dough and they won’t think twice about messing you up.

Trust me on this one…just keep your distance…

1. Countin’ all day.

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2. Don’t let that face fool you.

3. On her stash.

4. All decked out.

Gangsta Cat

5. Stacking that paper.

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6. Treating it like catnip.

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7. Evil eyes.

8. Fork it over.

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9. A trio of trouble.

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10. Love the necklace.

Does your cat think he or she is a badass gangsta?

You know you can’t keep that kind of stuff to yourself!

Share some pics with us in the comments, please!

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