“Men Writing Women” Twitter Shares What Male Writers Actually Know About Women: Not Much

It’s a joke in the writing community that male writers manage to create the most cringe-worthy, impossible female (and sexual) moments – and now, there’s a Twitter account dedicated to giving shoutouts to the best (worst) of the bunch.

Buckle up, because these are amazingly too much.

15. I mean why not just get a dog?

14. Still trying to figure this one out.

13. I mean, who doesn’t?

12. At least he mentioned her face first?

11. Snoozer.

10. Her wheat-colored nest.

9. The breasts.

8. Nipple-weary.

7. I obviously need to get to know my boobs better.

6. Can you say “rape-y?”

5. Never you worry, ladies.

4. Skim alert.

3. A decent little pooper.

2. Is that supposed to be a good thing?

1. IDK I’d be reaching for the pepper spray.

I’m off to walk “boobily” to the kitchen for a cookie that will somehow never find its way to my waist!

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People Share Their Stories About Big Mistakes They Made

Listen up, y’all!

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And these 12 people made mistakes, but then realized it and the results were hilarious.

Best + Worst = Better Than Best

Sit back, relax, and let these hilarious mistakes roll!

1. YUM!

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2. OH NOIZE!!!!

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3. I approve this mistake!

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4. Fan fic probs!

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5. Uh ohhhhhh…

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6. Roped in!

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7. OMFG!

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8. Hahaha… does Australia actually exist? Hmmmm?

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9. Haha… wrong man, MAN!

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10. Awwww! Wasabi frog!

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11. Same same…

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12. You will always be “anal sneeze boy”

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Which one did you like the most?

Let us know in the comments!

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These Tweets Will Help You Get Through Today, Tomorrow & Maybe Even the Day After That

Life can be rough…that’s why the women of Twitter are here to help you laugh your troubles away!

Enjoy these 13 tweets from the female Twitterati that are sure to make you titter your ass off!

1. Does it have to be five? Isn’t it usually one?

2. Same

3. Shy guy…

4. Surprise ending!

5. Okay… I can see that…

6. When he right, he right…

7. #HotGirlSummer

8. This somehow makes sense…

9. There he is!

10. Mind. Blown.

11. Hands down the best news all day!

12. Nobody expects…

13. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!

Okay, that’ll do for a couple days.

Unless you need more. Then we got you. Just click somewhere and magic will happen.

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15 of the Best “Video Games Don’t Cause Violence” Memes

There is a chart in this article that shows that violence has gone down as more video games have been sold. Like, LITERALLY. Not figuratively. It’s completely a literal, real thing.

So yeah, can we all just calm the fuck down already? Please? And focus on… oh, I don’t know… GUNS?!?!?!

Alright, enough politics…

1. Let’s go!

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2. Same same…

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3. Ummm yeah, what about Japan?!?

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4. Quality meme

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5. All those moms out there be like…

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6. Stone. Cold. Killer.

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7. He sees you…

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8. Ahhh yessshhhhhh

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9. No explanation…

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10. Ugh… anti-vaxxers are the worst…

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11. Don’t mind me and my FISHING POLE!!!

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12. “Science”

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13. THIS IS THE GRAPH I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!

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14. Just planting murder. Nothing to see here.

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15. Never forget…

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What video games do you play? Who have you murdered as a result of playing them?

Let us know in the comments!

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These Mistakes Were Hilariously Cute so We Really Don’t Care They Were Wrong

Sometimes, you just gotta own it…

Have you ever made a mistake online and thought, “I should really delete this.”

Yeah, these 16 people didn’t do that. Instead, they owned up to what they posted and the results are amazing.

1. The most adorable mistake ever?

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2. All of this is fantastic

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3. Ummmm…

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4. I’m done with Denmark!

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5. Oh snap…

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6. Mirror mirror on the wall… who’s the dumbest of them all?

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7. Brain… melting…

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8. All of this oddly fits!

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9. Yeah, they must have been TIRED!

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10. Somebody was stoned AF…

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11. Ah ha!

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12. Haha… actor concerts…

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13. OMFG!

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14. Hahaha… does Australia actually exist? Hmmmm?

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15. Haha… wrong man, MAN!

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16. Roped in!

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Thank you people of the internet! You make life worth living!

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A Guy Told Women ‘How to Be a Better Mother’ — People Didn’t Hold Back with Their Responses

Women seem to have had it up to here with taking unsolicited advice about their bodies, roles, and future from men – a fact that one guy found out the hard way when he thought he’d offer up advice on best mothering practices.

Here it is:

How to be a better mother:

– Be feminine

– Wear dresses

– Don’t hit your kids

– Enforce boundaries

– Be physically active

– Don’t tease your kids

– Cook your family’s meals

– Don’t call your children names

– Do not get drunk in front of them

– Show up to their games *& cheer*

Now, let’s point a couple of things out right upfront. First, he’s very likely a man still hurting from the ways his own mother disappointed him as a child and is using this list and his platform as some weird way of fixing himself. This excuses nothing, because he is now a grown man and should know better.

Second, there are things on this list that many pointed out were absolutely arbitrary when it comes to being a good mother.

For instance, how a woman dresses.

Why would he care?

And what does it matter?

And whether she cooks dinner or goes for a run afterward.

Does it truly matter if she’s physically active?

But mostly, women just seemed to take offense at the idea that someone on the internet who doesn’t know them or their kids or how they actually run their family from day-to-day, would dare criticize them based on this list.

Or any list, honestly.

Because lists are not a good way to determine how whole groups of people should behave.

No, not at all.

Also, shoutout to the men out there – obviously raised by good women – also confused and irritated and not afraid to clap back!

Seriously bro? Seriously?

Who hurt you?

Let’s all just stop trying to force other people into small, arbitrary boxes labeled “good” and “bad,” shall we?

We’re all going to be happier if we do.

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These Funny Memes About Time Travel Might Make You See the Future

Time travel is most likely impossible, but what if it wasn’t? What if somebody tapped you on the shoulder tomorrow and it was YOU and YOU told you to not go to work the next day? Would you go to work?!? Well, would you?!?!

All we know for sure is that these 13 memes will transport you through space and time to a reality where you’re laughing more than you thought you would. Basically, 2 minutes from now.

Enjoy the trip!

13. So those jokes didn’t age well…

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12. My compatriots!

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11. Sorry Romans!

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10. Heh. 69…

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9. There’s a second one?!?

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8. You know it’ll happen…

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7. Oh snapppppppp…

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6. But why?!

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5. Let’s go!

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4. How many wars will there be?!?!

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3. **squeeeee!**

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2. Uh oh…

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1. Ladies and gentlemen… we will be victorious!

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Are you a time traveller? Answer yes or no in the comments. Then provide proof.

Don’t worry, we’ll wait.

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These Tweets Show, Once Again, That Women Are Funnier Than Men

The ladies of Twitter are out in FULL FORCE in this article, bringing down the house with laughter once again!

Check out these 12 tasty examples of what happens when you give a woman a phone, a sense of humor and A LOT of time…

1. Watch out Spidey!

2. Okay… I can see that…

3. Bitchy stopping face…

4. Gurrrrrllllll…

5. I got that green dumb…

6. Can’t tell the difference!

7. Yes. That is true.

8. When he right, he right…

9. Perfect

10. #HotGirlSummer

11. Define “safe”

12. She’s fine boys!

Ahhhhh… now that felt good.

*le sigh*

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11 Husbands Share What They Do When Their Wives Are Gone

To all the ladies out there: do you know what your hubby does when you aren’t there? Think he has a secret life?

These 11 men confess that when the women are away, they will play…

Find out more…

1. Awwww, that’s sweet!

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2. Actually, pretty normal feeling…

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3. There ya go!

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4. Damn!

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5. Naughty naughty…

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6. You can’t watch when she’s in town?

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7. Yep. Been married too long…

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8. Iron will…

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9. Dad FTW!

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10. Okay, she’s either going to LOVE or HATE this!

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11. Get high every day…

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What do you think about these hubbies? Not so bad? Violations of trust?

Let us know in the comments!

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17 Memes for All the Stressed-Out Moms Out There

Stress. Playing referee to the kids. Dealing with an incompetent husband (I’m just assuming).

A lot of moms out there got it rough.

That’s why all you bad ass moms out there need to check out these funny memes.

Take a break and enjoy!!

1. Throw it away

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2. Truth bomb

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3. That’s reasonable

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4. Sure…

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5. Nightmare fuel

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6. That’s really weird

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7. VERY hard

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8. Like a 30-something man with a beard

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9. Tragic

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10. This’ll do

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11. Thanks…for nothing

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12. Maybe over the line?

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13. Hmmmm

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14. Don’t anger them

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15. Human GPS

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16. It’s true, don’t lie

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17. What was that?

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Moms, I hope that gave you at least a brief respite from your stressed-out existence.

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