20 Women Who Asked out Their Crushes and Shared the Responses Online

Recently, British relationship blogger Oloni encouraged her female readers to take the leap – ask out that guy (or girl) you’ve been crushing on forever. For extra funsies, she wanted them to screenshot the responses and share them with #datechallenge (presumably to encourage others to carpe diem and all of that).

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She may not have been prepared for the number of funny and/or downright insulting no responses that came in along the way, but we (as in, the internet) thank her and the women who participated.

Enjoy!

#1. Okay, but he used the wrong “you’re?” So…

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#2. IDK about having to cook, though.

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#3. What an arse.

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#4. Wow is right.

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#5. So…no?

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#6. Yeah, buddy!

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#7. This made me laugh so hard.

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#8. For some reason this is super duper cute.

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#9. Awwww.

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#10. Smiley face!

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#11. My stomach dropped, too!

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#12. Both?

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#13. Keeper!

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#14. Yikes!

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#15. I’d take that as a nope.

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#16. Well, that was uncalled for. Cripes.

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#17. Busted.

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#18. “I miss you.” *melts*

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#19. I like a man who’s to the point.

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#20. Cop. Out.

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11 Posts That Prove Parrots Are Hilarious, Little Squawking Devils

Parrots have long been known for being that hilarious bird you see on TV, as well as their incredible brain power.

According to a study on African grey parrots, some birds can engage in simple conversation and learn up to 2,000 different words.

So when they do something funny, they might have done it on purpose, rather than simply coincidentally.

If you have yet to encounter a parrot in your lifetime, well, let these 11 people prove to you why you’ve really been missing out.

#1. African greys are the bullies of the parrot world.

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#2. Not only a sense of humor, but a slightly sick one. Love it.

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#3. But, hey, at least they’re entertained.

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#4. Alright that’s just downright wrong.

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#5. Revenge is a dish best served tossed in one’s face.

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#6. You never know what you’re getting with preowned cars…or pets.

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#7. Loki lives up to his name.

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#8. When parrots use sarcasm.

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#9. That’s what you get for naming him Gandalf — a bird who’s much smarter than he looks.

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#10. They can do more than mimic humans…

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#11. They should have kept him in the interest of staff morale.

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10 Tumblr Posts That Are Just Too Adorable

You like adorable posts? So do we! So let’s check out some very adorable Tumblr posts. ‘Nuff said.

1. Same

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2. It’s because we can’t see shit anymore tbh

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3. ?

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4. I have seen this secret society before

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5. #important

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6. It all makes sense!

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7. Pompous Arnulf

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8. Awww

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9. Double awww

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10. Triple awwww

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Ok some of them weren’t technically “adorable”.

But that isn’t important right now.

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15+ Insane Tabloid Stories That Need to More Explanation

Tabloids are absolutely insane – they were the original clickbait, so you know there’s always some truly ridiculous headlines to be found.

But as jaded as we’ve become to crazy headlines, there are definitely some that demand explanation. Immediately.

1. She’s always baked though

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2. Peppa Pig has destroyed plenty of people – what makes you so special

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3. Tell us, Jeff.

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4. WOW. Don’t ever piss off Linda. Jesus.

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5. Important question

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6. Wait…

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7. UGH trees are such high maintenance cuz they always have wood

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8. Tracy!

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9. ‘IT WAS POO’ … O__O

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10. Ok then.

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11. Hmmm… I wonder

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12. OK THAT’S ENOUGH

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13. I am too at this point

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14. That’s probably best for everyone

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15. This comes as a surprise, or…?

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16. Good chat.

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17. How would you even know that

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18. ‘Mr. Checked Shirt’? AYFKM

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19. PSYCHO

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You know what? I changed my mind. I don’t want an explanation. For any of it.

Just forget I said anything.

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14 of the Funniest Things That Shouldn’t Have Happened, but Did

Sometimes life gets weird, y’all. Things happen that make you go “No f***ing way, is that for real?” The best is when something like that happens and someone actually manages to capture it on film for the rest of us!

1. (✿◠‿◠)

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2. Well, honesty is the best policy… gotta set an example for that newborn

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3. ME

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4. Stop milking it, Craig.

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5. OH.

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6. Don’t feel bad – people who live there can’t spell it either

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7. THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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8. Business plan: find good product, copy product name, remove one syllable, sell ‘new’ product

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9. Ahead of the game

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10. #karma

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11. Never see em comin

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12. My bet’s on the teacher’s aide

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13. Gurl same

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14. I’ll never recover from this one

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You wanna know the best thing about this glorious photo list? I already know what to be grateful for next Thanksgiving. It has literally simplified my life already.

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These Photos of Matching Couples Outfits from the 70s Will Make Your Relationship Seem Inadequate

If I were to pick two words to describe 70s fashion, I’d go with “flamboyant” and “flammable.”

The bright, plastic-based fabrics made this the era of bold, almost outlandish style. It was also the era after the sexual revolution of the 1960s, and women were starting to ditch their skirts and dresses for more masculine styles. Good thing the men back then dressed like peacocks.

Behold, the results:

1. Who wants to look like who, now?

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2. The couple in the foreground is creepy.

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3. His ‘n’ Hers Bicentennial Fashion.

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4. This freewheeling lass wants to dress like two fellows at the same time.

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5. Dude, forget something (your pants)?

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6. Swimwear that looks like another 1970s favorite–Fruit Stripe Gum.

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7. “Oh, darling. Let’s drink piña coladas in the Jacuzzi again tonight.”

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8. Please, please read the copy where it talks about how he is a confident achiever and she makes good choices in men–lolz.

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9. These fashionable train engineers only need some platform shoes to complete their get-ups.

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10. Do you think the honeymoon’s over or just getting started with this collection of His ‘n Hers loungewear?

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Have you ever seen so many tight pants on one page?

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This Tumblr Account Collects the Final Text People Got from Loved Ones

This Tumblr account collects the final text messages people ever received from a loved one – both from people who have passed away or from those no longer in their lives for other reasons.

The messages are oddly touching, occasionally spooky, but always a brief, poignant glimpse into humanity just before some of our most trying moments.

#1.

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“I don’t have a message, but this is the last picture I took with Mrs Brown whom was practically my grandmother. She became a patient and soon after a resident at my facility when I was working as an aid. We became close to the point where she would call me at home and I’d see her on my days off. I may have crossed that line a tad considering she was a patient there, but I didn’t care. She was my favorite person and we shared a lot and she gave me the best advice and listened, which is what I needed.
Our administration told me our friendship was in appropriate and thought it was best I didn’t contact Mrs Brown. My DON went as far to lie to me and tell me that her family didn’t want me around her. At all.
Long story short, she declined when they stopped our contact and she died on September 28th. I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye. They fired me that day.
It was a complete innocent friendship with no mal intent or sick motive or anything of the sort.
I know the DON was lying about the family because the family had single handedly requested for my participation at her memorial.
I miss her so much. She was so understanding and so honest and so happy. She was 92.

I pray you’re looking down on me Helen. I loved you like a mother. I wish this never happened.”

#2.

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“My dad died 6 weeks later flying the plane in this picture.”

#3.

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“My good friend’s dad died around Thanksgiving. Two weeks later he drank himself to death.”

 #4.

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“This is the last text I got from my mom before she died of Stage IV brain cancer at the age of 53. It left her completely paralyzed on the left side of her body, hence the typos in the texts. What she was saying was, “you’re missing music therapy” and “Almost as good as Good Friday church giggles.”

A few years prior to this, we went to the Good Friday service at our church. The choir was absolutely horrendous and couldn’t sing whatsoever. She and I sat there, in the most serious, somber church service of all, laughing hysterically, unable to stop for the life of us. She sent me this text while she was in hospice and I was in school.”

#5.

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 “She had sent me a message earlier asking me not to contact her anymore. I woke up to one last message. We’d dated for 3-5 years and when I came out as trans, the relationship fell apart. I still think about and miss her every day.”

#6.

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“I sent this to my grandpa on Thanksgiving. Two days later he unexpectedly had a heart attack and passed. He was my favorite person in the world and nothing has been the same since. I refuse to delete this message.”

#7.

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“The last text he sent me. The next day I got a call from his daughter that he was still very much with his wife and I wasn’t the only one he was cheating on her with.”

h/t: good.is

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The Shocking Discovery this Woman Made in Her Hotel Room Is Straight out of a Horror Movie

Staying at a hotel definitely has plenty of potentially skeevy elements: bed bugs, dirty sheets, hidden cameras, and who knows what else. But, most of us deal with it and try to keep these things out of our minds. I’ll warn you: If you’re one of those people who reads a story and can’t get it out of your mind, you might want to stop here.

Because you’ll never be able to forget what you’re about to read, and I might never stay in a hotel alone again.

Victoria Rothe is a regular gal, returning to her hotel room with a co-worker after grabbing a meal or drinks or whatever. They’re probably in town for a work conference and not expecting too much excitement.

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Then, she opens the door to her hotel room and finds a strange woman inside. She’s holding bags full of Victoria’s personal items and stares, caught like a deer in headlights. She mumbled nonsense about her key still working but was clearly unable to come up with a good excuse for being in a stranger’s room holding her things.

Assuming (correctly) that she’s being robbed, Victoria asked to see what was in the bags. Then, stunned and feeling slightly as if she’d walked into an alternate universe, Victoria let the woman go.

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Then, she realized her medication was missing and tried chasing the robber down. When she couldn’t find her, Victoria called the police. They came, took a report, and went over the situation in the room.

There were some odd things left behind – a baseball bat, a necklace, and a flashlight that all must have belonged to the thief, since they weren’t Victoria’s, and bits of drywall in the sink that no one could really explain.

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There was no forced entry, no unlocked windows, no adjoining room, so the police and Victoria assumed the woman must have somehow gotten hold of a spare key, or had previously stayed in the room and the hotel hadn’t reprogrammed the card (even though they denied it was possible). But later, Victoria got to thinking about those bits of drywall.

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She and her coworker (who I assume was now her  roommate because HOW COULD YOU SLEEP ALONE) looked behind the mirror in the bathroom…

…and found a hole big enough for a person to crawl through.

Not only that, they found a space big enough for a person to live in, and enough personal effects to make it clear this woman (likely a drug user) had been doing just that for some time.

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Living. In. The. Wall.

She had access to more than one room and was probably crawling out when people were gone to go through their things and steal medication she could take or sell.

I literally screamed when she got to the punchline.

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Just. Nope.

I don’t know about y’all, but in the event I find a way to get up the nerve to stay in a hotel again, I will be checking all of the walls.

Shudder.

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10 Hilarious Illustrations That Perfectly Sum Up Parenthood

Adrienne Hedger is the writer and illustrator behind the edearingly funny Hedge Humor. She’s also a wife, mother of two, and dog mom of one. The 10 illustrations below could very well make you fall in love with her work, so make sure and follow her on Instagram before you go!

#1. No one said raising a human would be easy.

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#2. Some days you’re a superhero. Some days…not.

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#3. “Go back to being cute.” Ha!

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#4. Moms would pay good money for this.

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#5. I mean. Just take the compliment and move on.

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#6. High five, because at least something still works.

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#7. There is no shame.

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#8. True story. Make it count.

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#9. Guilty.

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#10. Little angels.

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I love these sweet, funny reminders that we’re all in this parenting thing together!

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Walmart Banned This Heroic Woman After She Was Caught in the Parking Lot Drinking Wine from a Pringles Can

Times are tough out there, and the success of Marvel movies is clearly a sign that we as a people are desperate for heroes in our lives. It’s important to remember that heroes come in all shapes, sizes, and, apparently, degrees of sobriety.

This week, a new hero emerged, and the world was quick to embrace the Texas woman for exactly who she is – a woman who rides motorized carts around a Walmart parking lot while guzzling wine out of a Pringles can.

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No word on what kind of wine or what kind of Pringles, which only proves that people reporting the “real” news don’t understand what we all need to know.

The woman had been galavanting about since 6:30 in the morning and was still at it when the police arrived at 9.

All joking aside, if her mental state is precarious or worse, I hope that she gets the help that she needs. If she was merely capping off a great night with friends, then more power to her.

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The Walmart permanently banned her from their store (which is pretty much a blessing in disguise, if you ask me), and most people online seem to see nothing but a woman interrupted while living her best life.

This is America, after all, and she wasn’t hurting anyone or herself.

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The responses are almost as funny as the story’s headline, with most people choosing to see her as a great symbol of someone with no f*cks to be given.

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We can all agree that the woman should get help if she needs it, but otherwise, I agree with the masses and say more power to her.

Carry on, good lady.

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