Enjoy These Funny Tweets About Marriage

When the honeymoon is over and you settle into the rhythms of everyday life with your spouse, shit gets real. This is what it’s all about, people.

Take a look and see if your marriage is reflected at all in these tweets.

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January 28, 2020

These Tweets from Parents are Pretty Darn Hilarious

Parents make bad jokes, right?

Not these parents. These moms and dads are so full of zingers, you won’t know what hit you.

1. They’ve got their priorities right

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2. Why are you smarter than me?!?

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3. All in due time…

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4. Oh Emily…

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5. Cheers!

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6. They’re not going to pick themselves off!

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7. Solid plan

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8. …but they CAN pay off. Sometimes. Okay, always. Sort of.

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9. Truly tragic, Ally

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10. That’s not how it works, kids!

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11. Yeah, open the blinds pls

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12. Pure hell

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13. Classic Reynolds bad parenting tweet.

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14. What is a wine cooler anyway?

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15. Glory dayzzzz

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16. Go for it kid.

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17. Well, that’s not wrong…

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18. Jenny is in for it now

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19. Brian’s priorities =

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h/t: smosh

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January 28, 2020

Deep Tweets from the ‘Thoughts of Dog’ Twitter Account

You should really be following this account on Twitter. Forget about celebrities, athletes, and politicians.

The Thoughts of Dog Twitter account takes you inside the brain of this adorable pooch, and, frankly, reading his thoughts is a lot more enjoyable than reading 99% of literature out there. Enjoy.

1. Truth

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2. Zooms!

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3. Gary is bae

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4. Hear that?

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5. Carpet pls

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6. Grrrrr

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7. Win!

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8. Slurp!

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9. Do not move

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10. Frens!

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11. Control

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12. Where shoe? Don’t know.

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13. ALL the things!

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14. You can’t catch me!

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15. Me need pats pls

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16. Good luck!

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17. Heheh, good boy

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18. Thunder!

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19. Pls give ball back. kthxbai

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20. LUVS!

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(h/t: smosh)

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January 28, 2020

These Odd but Funny Jokes Might Make You Laugh

I can’t get enough of the weird jokes that proliferate on the Internet. If it makes me snort, I’m in. Nevermind if it’s nerdy, geeky, some combination of the two, or just downright silly. If it’s odd and it has me in an unexpected fit of giggles, I’m fine with letting my freak flag fly.

If you are too, then unfurl it and let’s go!

14. Accurate

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13. So bad it’s good

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12. I’m pretty sure that’s right

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11. Hey, you gotta do you

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10. You have to give her points for originality

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9. I’ll have what she’s having. Ha!

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8. Nailing the tarot thing

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7. Baby got basement

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6. snerk

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5. Pay no attention to the man with the feathers…

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4. Best

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3. Nerds are the besssttttt

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2. Can. Not. Unsee.

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1. Thank goodness someone finally stepped up to the plate!

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(h/t: Buzzfeed)

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August 27, 2019

15 Photos of Extremely Petty People

Sometimes, you know you’re being petty about a scenario or situation, but as hard as you try, you can’t make yourself care. Most of us try to avoid those moments and be the bigger person (when possible) – go high when they go low and all of that – but it can be hard.

These 15 people definitely did not overcome.

#15. Exploited loophole ftw.

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#14. Somebody doesn’t want any lovin’ tonight.

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#13. Do you have a “green” vehicle or a green vehicle? Because…

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#12. When your husband asks what name you’d like on your 10k run tag…and then turns it in verbatim. #hopeshelaughed #idid

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#11. #Neighbors

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#10. When you deserve the smartass response you got.

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#9. LOL skirting that legal obligation

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#8. +1. Lol.

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#7. When you do as you’re told and nothing more. What’s the problem?

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#6. The teacher’s response is the best.

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#5. “Put the pillowcases on the pillows.”

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#4. No license agreement accepted here!

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#3. When your neighbors complaints force you to put up a privacy fence, this is really your only option.

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#2. When your girlfriend asks you to shovel a path, and you get a little whimsical with it.

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#1. You know the person who did this snickered the entire time, even knowing they’d probably get written up.

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To those sneaky, petty little bastards – good on ya!

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August 2, 2019

10 Times People Had the Perfect Responses Online

The online world is full of squires young and old, and their words of wisdom shall echo through the ages.

Listen closely now, as we take a close-up look at the humorous intellectual in their natural virtual habitat:

1. THIS

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2. I CAN’T

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3. That’s the motto

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4. Agreed

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5. PERFEK

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6. Correct

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7. Ladies and gents, we have a new… word? …number?

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8. Good point

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9. Yuuuuup

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10. Thank you I’ll be here all week…

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If you’re anything like me, you’ve already filed these responses away in your mind palace, because we can all prosper from this level of genius.

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June 28, 2019

10 Times People Had the Ultimate Comeback

Social media is definitely good for one thing: seeing people slay others with snappy comebacks and responses!

Go ahead. You won’t be upset about it.

1. It’s a trap!

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2. I can relate

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3. OH SHIT

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4. Point made, point slayed.

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5. Breadcake???

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6. Accurate

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7. Also accurate

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8. Define “date”

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9. No shit?

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10. All the time

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Thank you for watching. Be sure to tune in next time!

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June 27, 2019

15 Posts About Disney That Are Probably Going to Mess with Your Head

If I hear someone claims to hate Disney, I automatically assume that they a) had no childhood, or b) are one of those people who just want to hate everything that is loved en masse.

Because Disney is objectively awesome, right?

Which is why people on platforms like Tumblr spend way too much time thinking way too in depth about Disney films and characters and the philosophies behind them. And thank goodness they do. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to do my best to blow your mind with this post!