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15 Guys Discuss the Most Awkward Public Erection They Ever Had

Remember when you used to get stiffies out of nowhere? Boy, those were the days. Well, they still are the days sometimes, but not nearly as much anymore.

Don’t look at me that way!

But yeah, sometimes things could get SUPER awkward. Because when your erector set raises up out of nowhere, it might not be in the most opportune of places. This 15 guys share the most embarrassing situation they found themselves in when due south pointed true north.

1. Oh, she knew better Todd. She knew.

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2. Hot jocks

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3. Oh, she saw.

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4. Trust me, nobody wants to see that.

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5. The nurses always notice. Always.

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6. It’s that BDE at work!

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7. “She giggled”

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8. Does this even happen anymore?

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9. Like clockwork!

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10. Teacher?!?

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11. Tuck it underneath!

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12. While doing karate?! You do you…

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13. I wonder how THAT speech went.

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14. Nothing sexier than kidney stones at age 23! O_O

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15. …OR a proud BDE walk!

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Some of that was hard to read, wasn’t it? ?

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12 Brilliant Ideas Every Restaurant Needs Immediately

My wife and I love going out to eat, but not all restaurants are created equally. When it comes to taking a good dining experience and turning it into a truly memorable one, it’s all about the little extras. Taking the time to think of inconveniences the client didn’t even know they had, and then solving them.

If you’re a restaurant owner, take note of these 12 ideas.

1. A very orderly way to dispose of your gum.

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2. Calculator right with your bill? Yep!

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3. Don’t want to chance the spice? Know what others order!

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4. Your phone will NEVER get wet. Also, #dickbutt.  ?

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5. This could literally save lives. Why isn’t this in more places?!

6. Hexagonal crayons so they stay on the table. Because children.

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7. Get EXACTLY the kind of brownie you want. Because you’re worth it.

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8. A place for your valuable that isn’t on the floor? LOVE!

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9. So you don’t have to watch when the waiter is looking your way.

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10. Because you don’t want to smell like medicated bubble gum while you’re eating.

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11. What holds the fry holder? The table of course!

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12. Yeah, the ketchup is ALWAYS ready. Genius!

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And together, we shall change the world. One restaurant at a time.

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15+ of the Funniest Things People Did When They Were Really, REALLY Tired

No matter who you are or where you’re from, if you’re an adult, I can guarantee that you’re tired. If you said, “Nope, not me!” then you’re either a god-damned liar or you live a charmed life (probably both, actually).

Being tired sucks, because you often end up doing some pretty silly things in that state. So today we’re bringing you 19 people who did the same so we can laugh and relate with them.

Enjoy!

1. Now that’s tired!

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2. But why?

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3. Thank you technology!

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4. Well, better than socks.

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5. I have literally done this before.

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6. Haha, so that didn’t work…

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7. She’s not wrong!

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8. Wow. Harsh AF!

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9. Well, but what if you ARE?

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10. I don’t disagree with this approach…

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11. Let’s see here … 1… 2… 3… 4.

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12. Wait, what?!

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13. “New phone who dis?”

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14. Hey, why move it if it feels okay?

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15. Yeah, the pole doesn’t turn green either.

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16. So, don’t put them next to each other next time. #problemsolved

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17. How was that?

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18. Whoa. Are you sure you weren’t drunk AND tired?

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19. I have literally been there.

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Alright, I’m going to bed. Need to get rested to write about more secrets tomorrow.

G’night!

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10+ (Generally) Uplifting Stories about Pokémon GO

Remember Pokémon GO? It was basically the biggest thing in mobile gaming for a hot minute, and then I didn’t really hear about it. While the game isn’t occupying our mainstream consciousness at the levels it once did, it definitely still has a LOT of followers. In fact, since launching in 2017, the game has earned $2 billion in revenue.

Since it requires going outside and interacting with the world, it’s no surprise that the game has led to some pretty interesting real-world encounters. Here are some awesome little stories about a great game for great people.

Enjoy!

1. Well, not all stories are winners.

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2. Nice!

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3. #hopeforus

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4. Keep walking, trainer!

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5. Truth.

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6. The family that plays together…

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7. More fam fun!

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8. WIN!

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9. Okay, this qualifies as good, right?

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10. Yeah, you did!

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11. Why have ANY shame?

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12. Gotta catch ’em all!

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13. Isn’t that how marriage is supposed to work?

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14. Get that exercise, fam!

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15. Hey, that’s a win too!

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Makes you want to play now, yeah?

You’re welcome.

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15 People Share the Sweet (and Not-So-Sweet) Stories of How Their Parents Met

Do you know how your parents met? Was it a romantic story or was it maybe just a tiny bit sketchy? In the case of my parents, it was actually neither. As is the custom in India, their match was arranged by their families. 35+ years later, they’re still happily married and now enjoying their golden years.

The following 15 people share how their parents got together, and you may just find it hard to believe some of these. Because, yeah, wow.

1. How romantic!

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2. How do you not learn how to dance?!?

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3. Wait… what?!?

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4. Like a boss!

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5. That’s one way to get somebody’s attention!

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6. I’m not sure how I feel about ANY of this. Sweet or creepy? Hmmmm…

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7. Their inhibitions were down, and stayed down…

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8. …and the rest was history.

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9. Hardcore!

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10. Arranged marriages oftentimes last longer. True story.

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11. Beers for everybody!

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12. Hey, whatever works. I guess…

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13. 80s babies unite!

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14. In search of…

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15. Cougartown USA

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Here’s hoping that whenever you meet that special someone, it’s interesting. But not too interesting!

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10+ Hilarious Tweets With Over 150K Retweets And Counting

When the Twitterverse giveth, it giveth with aplomb. These hilarious tweets have all garnered over 150 retweets, so you just know they’re awesome.

Let’s check ’em out!

1. Just a small town dog, livin’ in a lonely world…

2. And suddenly… SCIENCE!

3. Well, humanity was fun while it lasted…

4. OMG! Cutest. Hiding. Place. Ever.

5. Yeah, this is too true.

6. Ninja kittehs!

7. I’m dying! ???

8. Sooooooooooooooo excited!

9. Sorry Duey. Love, Grandma.

10. And people say they don’t have personalities?

11. Note to self: never go to Oklahoma…

12. “No, you can’t play with us!”

13. Just wait for it…

14. Pro parent move…

15.Round and round and round…

And that’s all folks!

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20+ Nurses Reveal Their Deepest, Darkest Secrets

Given that a visit to the doctor generally involves sticking you with needles or thermometers at a time when you’re already not feeling well, it’s no surprise that so many of us are afraid to go to the doctor.

Well, some of these secrets aren’t going to make you feel any better about going to the doctor’s office, because we all know that nurses are among the first people we see… and sometimes they’re just done with our nonsense. On the other hand, some of these thoughts are pretty cool.

So check them out!

1. Awwww…

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2. Karma is a bitch!

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3. Straight up evil.

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4. So are you kind, or…?

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5. Boom.

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6. Nurses being bros.

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7. BFFs for realz!

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8. Wow. This one definitely hits home.

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9. Everybody needs help.

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10. That’s nice.

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11. Love this!

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12. Hmmm, this smells fishy…

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13. Forget the secret… what is going on with that photo?!?

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14. YES!

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15. Well, it IS ice cream…

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16. Always take time to celebrate!

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17. UMMMM…..

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18. “Beautiful veins”

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19. What is it with people thinking male nurses are weird?!

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20. Doesn’t ink prove that somebody is more empathetic?

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21. “more nurses like her.”

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22. Oh, I’m sure you all complain too…

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23. How can you not?

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At the end of the day, we’re all just humans trying to get along in the world. And everybody needs a break. So say “thank you” to your nurse the next time they do a good job. Or even an adequate job. Because they’ve got one of the toughest jobs.

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15+ Teens Reveal the Most Scarring Thing They Found out About Their Moms

If there’s one thing we all have in common, it’s that we all have moms. While we also all have biological fathers as well, men don’t carry the baby, give birth to it, and sometimes don’t even stick around to be a Dad.

The other thing many of us have in common is finding out things about our mothers that we’d rather not know. Sometimes it’s not a huge deal, but still… she’s your mom.

But sometimes, oh sometimes… the secret you uncover is so shocking you just can’t even.

Get ready! It’s gonna be a wild ride.

1. Hmmmm, I guess it’s legal in most places now, so….

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2. What’s with all these drug dealers!?

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3. Enhhh, not horrible. Would you be okay if she were doing burlesque?

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4. Ahhh, that’s so sweet.

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5. Is that even a cougar?

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6. Yep. I’ve been there.

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7. Uh yeah. That’s awkward AF.

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8. Ugh.

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9. Feel like you need to talk to her about it. ASAP.

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10. Yikes. Not good.

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11. Tell. Your. Dad. You. Dummy.

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12. Sometimes the bad guy isn’t the guy.

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13. Uhhh yeah. Take a LONG break.

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14. Your life might involve a raise for your mom. Perhaps.

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15. Yeah, that’s not right.

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16. Damn.

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17. Better do more than pray. Lots of resources out there that can help.

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18. Smoking sucks.

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19. Maybe they sorted it out?

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Mother of mercy, some of those were nuts!

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15+ People Share the Weirdest Things They’ve Experienced at Music Festivals

Do you remember your first concert? Mine was The Offspring in junior year of high school and it was AWESOME! The lights, the noise, the crowd – it was the greatest thing I’d ever experienced. They played TWO encores!

Nowadays. music festivals are where it’s at. That’s where things would really get interesting. And by interesting I mean weird.

These 19 people are encountered something super strange OR were the cause of the strangeness themselves.

Enjoy!

1. You’ve never heard the phrase, “Christmas in July”?

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2. Just remember, she’s somebody’s daughter.

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3. Yeah you are!

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4. Just be glad you didn’t snort it.

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5. Sometimes the cops just don’t give AF.

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6. Died laughing or did the trash can almost hit you?!? I need details!

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7. That’s not weird at all. That’s called “Wednesday’s finest.”

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8. Sex then burgers? Score!

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9. So much dangling flesh!

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10. That’s not what edibles are supposed to be.

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11. You made people help you with this? Evil.

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12. Well, that was expected.

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13. The moment you became a man…

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14. Junk on the head!

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15. And then… BOOBS!

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16. Better than throwing blocks of cheese. Maybe.

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17. Doesn’t ever music festival have a guy like this?

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18. But why?

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19. You know, you can do this thing called ASKING NICELY!

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Rock on. ?

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20 Parents Whose Kids Are Obsessed with Technology

Kids these days are raised on technology. It’s become such a ubiquitous part of our lives, and – let’s face it – it’s an easy way to buy a few moments of peace after a long day of parenting. We all do it, and that’s ok.

Listen, as long as you limit screen time it’s not a big deal. And even if the kids get a bit oversaturated on the tech, just remember how much TV you watched as a kid. Isn’t it better to have a babysitter that’s interactive than one that kids mindlessly stare at for hours on end?

The following 20 parents (and potential parents) honestly couldn’t care less what people think of how much tech they give their kids (or will give their kids). Because reasons. Deal with it.

1. It’s a part of life people. Time to accept that.

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2. Yes, kids can be jerks.

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3. Moderation is key.

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4. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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5. Keep the focus on what’s important.

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6. Perhaps!

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7. Bigger isn’t always better.

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8. These are learning machines too!

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9. Pro move.

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10. Oh, that’s evil…

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11. This parent has a solid plan!

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12. Not a parent, but already planning…

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13. Judge away! They could care less.

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14. Coloring?! You ARE weird! ?

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15. A genuine concern about NOT having tech.

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16. And you shouldn’t have a problem!

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17. Kids become pro gamers these days!

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18. They’ll learn eventually.

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19. Whatever works!

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20. Hey, at least they’re using their imagination!

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If you still think tech usage is bad… imagine it in 20 years!

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