Hilarious Posts That Could Only Have Been Written by Canadians

If there’s one thing people know and can count on without a doubt, it’s that Canadians will continue to be delightfully kind and strange in equal measure.

They’re not frighteningly strange, you know…just a bit off.

And they’re not sickeningly sweet, they just try to be nice when they can.

All of which is abundantly clear in these 14 posts, who really couldn’t have been written by anyone else.

14. That’s one brave shopkeep.

Moose are so big.

https://fanndists.tumblr.com/post/48813883416

13. The wallet got the souvenirs?

Or maybe the were for the wallet’s owner…

https://bettiebloodshed.tumblr.com/post/51975511242/awellkept-secret-this-guy-in-my-class-said-his

12. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Think about it.

https://fressssssssssh.tumblr.com/post/73272270736

11. “Illegal maple syrup dealer.”

Things that only exist in Canada.

https://littleorphanammo.tumblr.com/post/82918806735/myanonymouslove-the-vashta-nerada-i-was-with

10. There’s no need to fight it.

We love y’all just the way you are.

https://albinwonderland.tumblr.com/post/118175722807/i-really-try-to-challenge-canadian-stereotypes-at

9. Wait, Canadians get divorced?

I was unaware.

https://dorian-gray.tumblr.com/post/158747671750/everydayisllkeabattle-sometimes-i-think-canadian

8. It’s the only thing that makes sense honestly.

I’ve known this is the case for awhile.

https://ladamania.tumblr.com/post/94000083642/factsofcanada-the-reason-canadians-are-so-nice

7. That still seems pretty innocent, though.

He just wanted to teach school!

https://royalturkeyz.tumblr.com/post/79376861570/illea-you-guys-all-think-that-canada-is-so

6. It’s a lesson they learn in infancy.

Backed up by actually encountering Canadian geese.

https://vestorthedestroyer.tumblr.com/post/110188552621/sometimes-i-get-mad-at-canadian-steroetypes

5. I have so many questions.

I honestly don’t even know where to start.

https://cheerupqueerup.tumblr.com/post/55638090572/akinators-boyfriend-can-town-mayor

4. They’re like American midwesterners on steroids.

And that’s saying something.

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3. I need to know if this really happened.

I want to believe this could save the world.

https://taahko.tumblr.com/post/71481930278/eatsleepandfangirl-sometimes-i-get-offended-by

2. I mean sure, why not?

Can you think of a better one?

https://foreverfangirlingalways.tumblr.com/post/68009317421/lumos5001-brittanias-77-million-people

1. Pics or it didn’t…

Oh. Okay then.

https://pissvortex.tumblr.com/post/60044502452/shinymaplesquid-shinymaplesquid-i-just-got-a

 

I’ve really got to get back to Canada as soon as possible!

Do you have a Canadian in your life that you know and love?

Tell us the best thing about them in the comments!

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Memes That Pay Tribute to Doggos

There’s only one thing better than having a dog: having more than one dog. Dogs are just sort of these endless fountains of joy. And also fur. They’re fur fountains that bring us happiness, and thus we must pay tribute to them with our memes.

Here are fourteen such memes to make your heart go squeal.

14. A fair warning

Oh I am VERY aware of dog, don’t you worry.

Via: Someecards

13. Trick questions

Get this pupper on Doggo Jeopardy.

Via: Someecards

12. A slice of happiness

I’d take a piece of that.

Via: Someecards

11. Rules are rules

“Why must you do this every time I’m about my business, Greg?”

Via: Someecards

10. That’s the stuff

Why this rips me to the very core.

Via: Someecards

9. Flood of joy

10/10, would drown here, heckin good way to die.

Via: Someecards

8. I’m a pupper person

If you ain’t got the boi, ya don’t bring me joy.

Via: Someecards

7. So long, salon

What wizardry is this?!

Via: Someecards

6. Join us, join us, join us…

Where do I sign up for this program?

Via: Someecards

5. Growing up

There’s um…there’s something in my eye.

Via: Someecards

4. The final countdown

Ok, you actually just blew my mind.

Via: Someecards

3. Shifting blame

Is this the Taco Bell dog?

Via: Someecards

2. Go fetch

When you’re mid-poop and you realize you’ve run out.

Via: Someecards

1. Up we go

That dog is very patient but has clearly seen enough today.

Via: Someecards

We don’t deserve dogs. But don’t tell them that. I’d really like to keep ’em anyway.

What’s your favorite thing about doggos?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Tweets to Improve Your Day

I bet you didn’t know that there are over 5,000 tweets sent out every single second. It’s impossible to wrap my head around that number of tweets. That means that there was a new oooooonnnneee NOW.

And NOW.

And NOW.

And now and now and now andnowandnowandNOW.

And juuuuuuust now.

AND NOW.

…and now.

You know what, this is getting exhausted, let’s just look at some of the ones that caught our eye recently.

10. What a morning

I mean, technically it’s a bar. Call it a Pavlovian response.

9. Gimme yum yums

Mmm, yes, interesting, curly fries, please do go on.

8. The truth comes out

Speak from the truest part of yourself.

7. Stuck in the middle

Just like this hot pocket, I’m ice cold on the inside.

6. No you don’t

The only place I’m driving you is crazy.

5. Consumed by thought

It’s really been eating me up.

4. I see dead people

If that’s what the afterlife is I hope I never die.

3. Avoidant joys

Sorry for explaining that. Thank you. Sorry.

2. Shrinkage

The hot stuff doesn’t leave you feeling like hot stuff.

1. Oh, dip

Don’t forget fruitlessly half-trying to clean up the crumbs.

There are so very many tweets, and so little time. We’ll never be able to keep up with all of the clever things people are saying on the platform, but at least we’ve found a few gems among the deluge to enjoy.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us who you think we should be following in the comments.

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Orchid and More Words With Surprisingly Risqué Origins

Unless you’re an etymologist, I highly doubt you spend your days thinking about the history and evolution of language.

With bills to pay, errands to run, and work to get done we don’t all have the time to consider how and why our language has evolved over the centuries.

However, some words are worth taking the time to investigate. You’d be surprised at which ordinary, every day words actually have a naughty history.

They may seem innocent enough but these 9 words each have a risqué origin that might leave you blushing.

1. Patridge

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You might be familiar with a partridge in a pear tree or even the Partridge Family, but did you know the word partridge comes from the Greek word perdesthai, meaning “to break wind”?

This references the whirring sound its wings make when it takes to the skies.

Think about that the next time you’re singing 12 Days of Christmas.

2. Gymnasium

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When you read the word gymnasium you might recall memories from your younger years of dodging balls, enduring the Presidential Fitness Test, or enjoying a pep rally.

What probably doesn’t come to mind is… nudity.

Gymnasium comes from the Greek gumnazeinwhich means to exercise or play sports in the nude.

According to National Geographic, we’re not sure exactly why the Greeks were so keen on letting it all hang out, but it probably had to do with the Mediterranean climate and an abundance of body confidence.

3. Porcelain

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What could be naughty about porcelain? It’s so delicate and dignified.

Porcelain in and of itself is not a naughty word, as it translates simply to “cowrie shell.” Cowrie shells (remember “puka” shell necklaces?) are small, delicate and pretty.

However, the shell’s name in Italian is from porcella meaning “young sow,” or “young pig.” It is thought the shells were named for their resemblance to a cow/pig’s outer genitals.

Not so dignified now, huh?

4. Mastodon

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Mastodons are the ancestor of our modern day elephant. These large beasts roamed North and Central America during the late Miocene period up to their extinction 10,000-11,000 years ago.

In Greek, masto translates to “breast” and odon translates to “tooth,” so mastodon really means “breast-tooth.”

It was Georges Cuvier, a 19th century French naturalist who coined the name in 1817, after discovering nipple-like projections on fossils of the mammal’s molars.

5. Punk

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When you read the word punk, you might imagine a band of rock and roll music artists or a group of their leather-clad fans thrashing in a most pit.

Though it describes a particular genre of music and style, the word punk originally meant something was “worthless” or a “worthless person” of a “criminal” background.

It was also used to describe female prostitutes, as seen in Shakespeare’s Alls Well that Ends Well.

6. Musk

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According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, musk comes from the Sanskrit word muṣka, which translates to “testicle.”

You’ve probably heard of “man musk,” in reference to a particular smell associated with the male of the species (whether it’s a good smell or not is up to you). But did you know male musk deer actually secrete musk in the form of a reddish-brown substance? (gag!)

It’s produced in a gland that was originally thought to look like a scrotum, although it is not directly tied to reproduction.

7. Forlorn

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We all experience lows in our life, but to be forlorn is to be more than just sad.

According to Dictionary.com, forlorn means to feel desolate, unhappy, lonely, or despairing.

Forlorn comes from Old English loren, meaning “to lose” or to be “depraved of.”

Those who are forlorn are destitute and godforsaken, abandoned by those they love.

And it’s hard to bounce back from a place like that.

8. Pasta Alla Puttanesca

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Pasta alla puttanesca is a delicious Italian dish consisting of anchovies, olives, tomatoes, capers, and pasta. You may recognize it as the dish the Baudelaire orphans cooked up for Count Olaf in the first book of A Series of Unfortunate Events, but did you know the word puttanesca literally translates to “in the style of a prostitute”?

Some have theorized that courtesans and sex workers used the dish to lure in potential customers, or that it was a simple dish to cook up between services.

However, Italians use the word puttana like Americans might use “sh^t,” she the real origin of the name is most likely that someone just threw together whatever sh^t was on hand and called it dinner.

9. Orchid

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I know what you’re thinking, but no, the origin of orchid is not related to the female anatomy. The name actually comes from the Greek orkhis, which literally translates to “testicle.” Yet another word whose origins are associated with male genitalia.

The orchid was named so for the shape of it’s root which resembles a testicle. The more you know!

Aren’t words fun?

My personal favorite of these saucy origins is pasta alla puttanesca. I can’t wait to see the look on my mother’s face the next time we have dinner and I tell her I’ve made pasta “in the style of a prostitute.”

Do you have a favorite world of indecent origin? Let us know in the comments!

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If You’re Working From Home, These Memes Are for You

More people are working from home now than ever before, and not all because they want to. The ranks have been filled by people staying home out of necessity, and while there are perks like being able to set your own schedule and not having to wear pants, we’re all learning there are downsides, too.

Like having to set your own schedule, for example.

If you’re at home – happy or not – these memes will hit you right in the feels.

13. Nice try, boss man.

We’re all heard that line before.

Image Credit: Someecards

12. The eyes are the window to the soul.

Best to hide yours in times of stress.

Image Credit: Someecards

11. We’ve all practiced that look at this point.

It should be working like a charm.

Image Credit: Someecards

10. Do a double check, just in case.

You’ll thank me later.

Image Credit: Someecards

9. Why has no one fixed printers to be actually useful?

It’s like some kind of cosmic joke.

Image Credit: Someecards

8. If only we were all that cute.

It’s still a nice feeling, though.

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7. Communication is a skill.

Some people need more classes.

Image Credit: Someecards

6. I mean, it is 2020.

Who could blame you?

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5. Surely every boss knows the drill.

Are they just gaslighting us all at once?

Image Credit: Someecards

4. I feel this to the depths of my soul.

If only it were that easy.

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3. Only dads get to do that last one.

Bastards.

Image Credit: Someecards

2. Talk about walking on eggshells.

And you thought you had it rough.

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1. Start teaching them young.

This is the word, now.

Image Credit: Someecards

It’s quite the adjustment, but we’re all going to make it happen!

Let’s stay positive – tell us your favorite thing about working from home in the comments!

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A Guy’s Bike Ride From Poo Point (Washington) to Pee Pee Creek (Ohio) Was All for Charity

Most of us want to find ways that we can do good, can give back to the world around us and those less fortunate.

We have to find our thing, the outlet that gets us the most attention and the most support – and therefore, earns support and attention for our passionate causes.

And judge this guy all you want, but if there’s one thing that’s universally true in this world, talking about one’s bodily functions as a joke is always popular.

Ruben Lopez (@rubydrummr on Twitter) is a Chicago-based musician and cyclist who promised to bike from Poo Poo Point in Washington to Pee Pee Creek in Ohio in exchange for charity support. In order to make it, he would have to traverse over 2500 miles and spend 36 days camping out under the stars.

To raise the hilarity stakes even further, Lopez promised to go 69 miles every day and take pictures of all the irreverent signs along the way.

He delivered, too, riding just the 69 miles – “not a mile more, not a mile less” – every day, and posting pictures of his, ahem, memorable sights along the way.

While the humor factor in this story is high, what’s important is that Lopez was making the trip to raise both money and awareness for the humanitarian crisis in Yemen. He’s raised more than $7,000 to donate for the Yemen Relief and Reconstruction Foundation, which “provides help and support to the neediest families in Yemen who have suffered from a devastating war since 2015.”

And he’s not done yet.

Next up, the trek from Pee Pee Creek, Ohio, to Pee Pee Island, Newfoundland.

He’s the hero we all need, clearly, but none so much as the people suffering in Yemen.

Donate if you can!

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10 Weird Trends That Went Viral This Year

This year is almost over, and TikTok lives to see another year. Gen Z’s favorite social media platform is still influencing every corner of the entire internet.

Here are the top 10 weirdest TikTok trends that managed to define 2020.

1. This unsavory tasting challenge

Sorry for reminding you that guys dipped their b*lls in soy sauce to see if they could taste it. I, too, wish this was something we could all just forget about.

@alxjames

oh.. my god….. ??

♬ original sound – Alx James

2. And its fitting counterpart

Ladies, we aren’t off the hook either. Some girls got so bored during quarantine that they stuck ice cubes up you-know-where.

@girl.with.eyebags

It was cool ❄️#fyp #foryou #keepingbusy #icecube #trend #trending #viral #quarantine #funny #staysafe #stayathome #health #covid19 #petlover #funny

♬ Pew Pew Pew – Auntie Hammy

3. Putting babies in the splash zone

So, this one was kind of hit or miss.

@tia.dunham

????? no babies were harmed in this video #fyp #momsoftiktok

♬ Ah Eh – ??

4. When people started shaving down their teeth

With nail boards. I’m not a dentist, but this cannot possibly be good for you. Luckily, the doctors of TikTok stepped in to really lay down the law.

@thebentist

@cheneltiara why you do dis to me! ?? PSA: I don’t recommend doing this ✌? have your dentist check to make sure it’s safe first! #teeth #braces

♬ original sound – The Bentist

5. At-home mole removal

It looks as painful as it sounds. TikTok doctors clapped back with the truth here, yet again.

@dermdoctorbritt

#moleremoval is one trend NOT to jump on unless you want a #scar for your #promlook – Or even worse! #baddecisions #dermatologist #moreyouknow #fyp

♬ Bad Decisions – The Strokes

6. Another baby challenge

Some moms went out on a limb here and decided to flash their nursing babies. The reactions they managed to capture are absolutely priceless.

@thenataliecollins

She licked her lips ???#dropemoutchallenge #baby #breastfed #foryou #fyp #foryoupage #thatredheadbaby #cute #cutebaby

♬ Drop ‘Em Out – Wheeler Walker Jr.

7. The strawberry salt soak

Apparently, our grocery-bought strawberries have little worms crawling in them. This is a trend that’s great for my physical health, I guess. My mental health is a different story.

@callmekristatorres

WAIT FOR IT… Still trying to think happy thoughts today. #fyp #foryou #strawberrieswithbugs #bugsinstrawberries #rednoseday #got2bhome

♬ original sound – Krista Torres

8. The childhood baby blanket reveal

We all had a baby blanket at some point, but these TikTokers kept theirs well into adulthood. The results are absolutely shocking. This one seriously just looks like a giant ball of yarn.

@gabbinaturman

i think i win the baby blanket challenge, wbu??? #fyp #babyblankets #blanketchallenge This took 21 years of devotion, taking my blanket everywhere

♬ original sound – corn dog

9. Biting Martinelli’s juice containers

Yes, people actually started biting into those little Martinelli’s juice cartons because it apparently sounded like they were biting into an actual apple. There are some things on the internet that you just cannot make up.

@kylehiggns

I got the tiktok apple juice that sounds like an apple #foryou #relatable #applejuice

♬ Eine kleine Nachtmusik – Mozart

10. And then there’s this

So, people started rubbing rings on their foreheads to see it left a black line, which they apparently thought was a sign of iron deficiency. That turned out to be completely inaccurate, but what else do we expect? Welcome to the internet!

@petroutv

Wtf @dixiedamelio

♬ original sound – Thomas Petrou

Well, those were somewhat entertaining! At least people finally stopped doing the Tide pod challenge. That was seriously a dark time.

What are the craziest TikTok trends you’ve seen this year? Share them with us in the comments below!

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These People Got Their Dog a Step Stool So He Can Chat With Neighbor Dogs Over Garden Wall

There are a couple of adorable, svelte, very good boys online named Vito and Bambino.

As they’re Great Danes, these pups have no problem surveying their kingdom beyond the confines of their garden, since they can easily stand on their hind legs and look over the wall.

When they got new neighbors, though, they found they had a problem – the very good boi next door was a normal-sized dog (a Chocolate Labrador), and they couldn’t see and sniff each other according to their whims.

Guiseppe, the Lab, couldn’t meet their noses over the wall!

Vito and Bambino’s owner, Afton Tarin, told the Dodo how seeing his puppers struggle to fit in with his new friends inspired him.

“He has tried many times to jump up and get a good whiff of his big doggy friends whenever we’re all outside.

Guiseppe would furiously jump as high as he could and try to say hello. I would always say, ‘If only you had a step stool.’”

Oh, the humanity!

 

Then, of course, Guiseppe’s human, Robert Carnes, remembered he did have a step stool – and the rest is happy, happy history.

Robert snapped a photo of Guiseppe standing on the stool, his tail wagging too fast to be caught on film, as he sniffed and licked his new pals faces for the first time.

Afton loved the picture, calling it “so stinkin’ cute,” and said it made her feel good to see the dogs so happy to “meet” in person for the first time.

Animals are amazing, and if we let them, they can even bring neighbors together!

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Hilarious Memes to Help Shake off the Fall Blues

It’s that time of year when it gets dark around 4 p.m. so you know that season depression’s just about to hit.

While sunlight might be limited, the memes are always in abundance.

Here are 15 memes to help you fend off the gloom and start your day on the right foot.

1. An iconic moment

We all know what this feels like.

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2. The ultimate third wheel

Whoopi Goldberg seriously had to have nerves of steel to put up with these two.

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3. This one’s harsh

Well, at least we’re not alone.

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4. Exactly

Seriously, what happened to earning your stripes?

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5. Wish I had a time machine

Remember planking?

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6. That’s real

Of course the pounds accumulate in the most inconvenient place.

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7. Oof

This must be why my dad’s stand-up set hasn’t changed since 2004.

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8. Can we make this a reality?

It’d be amazing if anxiety counted as exercises.

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9. The most precious thing on the internet

Come on, how could you not look at this and smile?

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10. Relatable

Ready to retire like this.

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11. Same

A few texts is more than good enough for me.

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12. Ugh, amazing

This is great news for all of us.

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13. That’s friendship

It stands the test of time and endures every form of violence.

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14. Yep, pretty much

I, too, would have zero dollars.

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15. An olympic athlete lives in all of us

I’m just going to pretend that I look like this.

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Well, that managed to energize me. It’s great to know that we can always count on the internet for funny memes to help keep the blues away.

What are some memes that always cheer you up? Share them with us in the comments below!

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Absolute Champions Who Quit Their Jobs With Sophistication and Class

Are you finally at the end of your rope? Trying to find a civil way to leave that terrible, no good, dead-end job?

Don’t sweat it; there are always answers on the internet.

Take a tip from these 13 heroes who already did it for you.

1. That’s one way to do it

Talk about making a loud and proud exit.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

2. Apparently this is a popular choice

I’d say it’s super effective.

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3. It’s never too late to change careers

Use this for when your boss is a total Bowser.

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4. Short and sweet

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5. Points for creativity

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6. The classics never go out of style

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7. Ah, the sympathy cards

Because, truly, it is their loss.

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8. Freedom is so, so sweet

And so is this cake!

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9. Surprise!

Check out this double whammy.

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10. Fitting

As they say, do unto others…

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11. This one’s wild

Stockpile up on this card for your future reference.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

12. That’s fancy

Cookie cakes might be the cheapest of the cakes, but they’re also the best of them.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

13. This is the best one yet

Booking a limo for an entire posse of coworkers? Now that’s what I call leaving in style. hope they hit the club for 36 hours straight.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

Well, I feel like I just vicariously experienced all these people living their absolute best lives. Hats of to them for following their guts and ripping off the unhappy employment bandaid with tons of glam.

What’s the wildest way you’ve put in your two weeks’ notice? Let us know in the comments below!

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