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What is Going On in Florida? Hilarious Headlines From the Sunshine State.

Quick question – what in the hell is going on in Florida?

I know the whole “Florida Man” thing is a meme, but the meme comes from real headlines, and every time I see one I’m like…is that place legit? Like, does it exist? I could swear I myself have been there multiple times, and yet…

I mean, look at these.

15. Money talks

Our government is working great, why do you ask?

Source: Fox 35 Orlando

14. Can you smell what we’re cookin?

It’s good to have your priorities straight.

Source: ABC News

13. The cheer squad

When you have no idea what’s happening but you wanna support your team.

12. Cut and dry

Well this changes EVERYTHING for me.

Source: Click Orlando

11. Have a seat

The kids are most definitely not alright.

10. Droning on

I appreciate the effort but I really need it IN the bathroom right now if you know what I’m sayin’.

Source: MSN

9. Irresistible

Chicken of the sea and of the land, fight.

Source: Orlando Weekly

8. Cool it

If you wanna keep being a dad of any description I’d suggest not doing this.

Source: Click Orlando

7. I am the night

I mean, I guess we can’t technically prove him wrong.

Source: KIRO 7

6. Getting high

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Source: Click Orlando

5. “Weird primary”

And this was when we were just getting started.

4. Life’s a beach

I like that they gave him a mic.

Source: Fox 8

3. Bloody good time

Some people take the celebration of Passover very, very seriously.

Source: WAFF 48

2. The food chain

Maybe just stay out of the water, my dude.

Source: USA Today

1. Candles in the wind

Is this really the time for a vigil?

Source: WFLA Tampa

Florida, whether you’re really a state in the union or you’re just a myth, I salute you. Ya absolute weirdos.

What’s the strangest thing about where you live?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Jokes With Great Twists For You to Check Out

I have a buddy named Tim who has this great talent for telling a joke in such a way that you don’t realize it’s a joke until the last second. It’s a sort of deadpan skill coupled with a knack for surprising twists and it’s downright delightful. You feel like you’ve been tricked and also entertained and I can’t recommend conversations with Tim enough.

But since you all don’t know him and he probably wouldn’t appreciate me sending thousands of internet strangers to his house, the next best thing is probably to just read these great unexpected Twitter jokes.

10. Crushing it

You can’t go through life just living life all the time, that’s for suckers.

9. BFF

We’ve been together in wedded bliss ever since.

8. Get it straight

We’ll have a gay old time!

7. Fur real

The double standards of society have got to stop.

6. Change is coming

Plus your body is gonna start to hurt pretty soon, so enjoy that.

5. Intimate moments

This is the future libertarians want.

4. Sleepover woes

Have you tried really telling him how you feel?

3. Cobbled together

Before you make fun, walk a mile in his shoes.

2. On the side

A delicious conundrum.

1. Stealing my heart

Hold up.

People on Twitter are just too clever for their own good. But I’m pretty grateful for it, because what else am I gonna stare at all day? A book? Gross.

Who are the funniest people to follow on Twitter, in your opinion?

Tell us who to check out in the comments.

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Funny Memes to Make You Smile

Do you know that special feeling? When you see a meme across the room and you just gotta go over and say hi?

You get those butterflies in your stomach wondering if the meme will like you, or if your friends will like it, and what kind of a future you might have together?

It’s quite a thrill. The sacred and flirtatious dance of the internet.

Here are twelve special memes that just might catch your eye.

12. Fry day

I’m definitely gonna start on that tomorrow or something maybe.

Via: Someecards

11. To be blunt

Yeah, THAT’S the element of that magical fairytale that just doesn’t add up.

Via: Someecards

10. Stay on target

You don’t choose why you’re there. The store determines that for you.

Via: Someecards

9. Warning signs

Read ’em and weep.

Via: Someecards

8. Eyes on you

I’m not sure how, but the back of that guy’s head is a cop.

Via: Someecards

7. True tests

Oh great, we’re gonna reopen this old wound now?

Via: Someecards

6. Summer bummer

Psh, whatever I’m alive.

Via: Someecards

5. Mother clucker

Let’s go around the room and say a little bit about ourselves.

Via: Someecards

4. Many distractions

I’m so broke I can’t even pay attention.

Via: Someecards

3. Holy writ

Checkmate, atheists.

Via: Someecards

2. Tow the line

Sir, this is a permit neighborhood. I don’t make the rules.

Via: Someecards

1. Face the facts

No, it’s not that I hate you, it’s that I hate *me.*

Via: Someecards

I think you and some of these memes are gonna make beautiful music together.

What’s your favorite spot to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Lessons We Can All Learn from Memes

During my school days, I spent a lot of time looking at memes. I got scolded for it a lot. “You’re here to learn,” they’d say. “You can’t learn anything from memes.” But I disagreed then and I disagree now.

Here are fifteen lessons taken from randomly selected memes to prove my point.

15. Never give up

They HAD to have thought it was over.

Via: someecards

14. You are not alone

No matter what your thing is, it’s a bunch of other peoples’ thing too.

Via: someecards

13. You are what you eat

Look out for the warning signs early.

Via: someecards

12. Privacy is important

Your smashed up bumper is none of my concern.

Via: someecards

11. Get your eyes checked

Gotta keep that visual health up.

Via: someecards

10. Man is dog’s best friend

They say that couples start to look like each other over time.

Via: someecards

9. Looks can be deceiving

You are beauty and horror, together, at all times.

Via: someecards

8. You’re always too loud

Literally everyone can hear every word you’re saying.

Via: someecards

7. You gotta stay alert

Why does this sheep look like it wants to fight me?

Via: someecards

6. Multitasking is essential

Consuming calories while you burn them is a great way to feel pointlessly productive.

Via: someecards

5. Always come prepared

You never know when you’re in for a really hot time.

Via: someecards

4. People are the worst

Best to just avoid the lot of them.

Via: someecards

3. He’s been among us all along

Weird, cause in Infinity War, everybody else died for HIS sin.

Via: someecards

2. Your career path will bring many questions

Decisions, decisions.

Via: someecards

1. Keep it inside

You’re better off just screaming at your pillow.

Via: someecards

See? There are lessons all over the place. You just gotta look closely enough.

What’s the number one thing that memes have taught you?

Tell us in the comments.

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SpongeBob Memes We Think You Need in Your Life

SpongeBob SquarePants has to be one of the less likely cultural phenomenons of our time. It’s been on the air for over two decades now, with more than two hundred and fifty episodes, three feature films, and about a thousand other products to its name.

In fact, the Wikipedia article for the show has a disclaimer at the top stating that it’s too long and contains too much information to be easily digested. It’s just everywhere. Including – perhaps especially – in our memes.

To celebrate, here are fifteen of the best, weirdest SpongeBob memes for all our mateys.

15. Can’t take the heat

That’s what I call a power shower.

14. The bald truth

These are the confessions we’ve been waiting for the whole series.

13. Cookie monster

Not looking to buy, just browsing.

12. Wake me up inside

Time to annoy everyone I know with this new discovery.

11. Sweet cash

They’re never gone…it’s never enough…

10. Decisions, decisions

Yeah let me get uuuuuuhhhhh that sandwich I’ve already had six hundred times.

9. Chase the chunk

Your life absolutely flashes before your eyes.

8. Plane and simple

And I’d have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for your meddling phones.

7. Top of the dome

Yup. Thanks. Looks great.

6. Behind the mask

My rights have been infringed by a small piece of cloth.

5. The endless cycle

Eventually I’ll get so sad I’ll circle back around to happy.

4. For the sake of argument

For some reason who owns the roof always comes up around this part.

3. Comfy puppy

While we’re on the subject: your pet hates wearing clothes and they hate you for making them do it.

2.The struggle

But how am I to scoot?

1. On again off again

See ya in the tunnels, boys.

Oh I’m definitely feelin’ it now, Mr. Krabs.

What’s your favorite episode of SpongeBob?

Tell us in the comments.

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Fresh and Funny Tweets Just For You!

If you’re looking for some fresh, funny tweets, you’re in the right place.

Well done. You have excellent investigation skills. Let’s get down to it.

Here are fourteen funny tweets to satisfy your clicky-curiosity!

14. Oh, brother

I need clarifications on the ages of all the people in this story.

13. Research bowl earth

Surf’s up, soup’s up.

12. The gig economy

Learn how to monetize your baby TODAY!

11. Hard hitting reporting

I’d very much like to know what went wrong in the career of this person I’ve never heard of and don’t care about.

10. Judge not

I got into this job mostly for the little hammer.

9. The smolest boi

Are you just literally talking about those invisible dog leash gag gifts from the 70’s?

8. Living large

Just because I have nothing doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.

7. Roar right past

Weren’t we supposed to have the fun sinful part before paying for it?

6. The hard truth

They didn’t start that way, we just haven’t replaced them in 10 years.

5. Swear to God

If she was an Evangelical it was the greatest moment of her life, I promise.

4. Lunch goes on

I’m schooling at home and the food still all tastes like cardboard, somehow.

3. No chill

What do you have to do to get a little service around here?

2. Ya big baby

How the human race even made it this far is beyond me.

1. Artificial intelligence train-ing

Which of these squares DOES contain a stoplight? I thought I knew, but now…

Hope you enjoyed those, and we wish you the best in your future funny-tweet-finding endeavors. Good luck out there.

If you had to pick just three people who could keep using Twitter, who would they be?

Tell us in the comments.

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Delicious New Tweets For You to Enjoy

Do you sou smell that?

We’ve got some fresh out of the oven tweets for you here today. Home made and hot on the plate, just like Grandma used to make.

Savor each bite and enjoy these 14 new(ish) tweetly treats.

14. Let’s get physical

I looked at it for a solid 8 seconds before it clicked and now I feel stupid.

13. Attitude

A picture is worth at least a thousand words.

12. City slickers

Cool, so you know your way back out then?

11. At least you tried

Here, have some gym shorts for your face.

10. Growing older

Where’s all the wisdom that was supposed to come with this age?

9. Bottomless regret

That face when it’s noon and you’re already spent for the day.

8. Milky white

What we will and won’t put in our bodies is basically a crapshoot.

7. False dichotomy

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

6. Quit your sass

Squidward is bitter because he knows in his heart he should have a better life.

5. Shut it down

Um, you sure? Cause I don’t think most states actually got the memo.

4. No peeping

If I need to write, delete, and repeat nine times before sending that’s my business.

3. Cat’s out of the bag

If you’re not about those felines how are you even living?

2. Let me get this straight

Is it weird that this is making me hungry?

1. Poor coverage

Well, I’m definitely getting mixed signals.

Absolutely deliciously delicious! Finally some good freakin’ internet food.

What do you go to Twitter for?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Tweets From People on the Struggle Bus

A philosopher once said, “Seek not perfection, seek only to live, for in living there – aw, dammit! I just spilled coffee all over my smock. My NEW smock. Dad was right, I’ll never make it as a philosopher. Stupid Carl. STUPID.” And you know what? He was right.

Here are tweets from ten people who are trying and failing and trying again.

10. Skin deep

Honestly even the fact that you’re talking about cleaning your room seems a little braggy to me.

9. High standards

When you realize that you may not be the catch you imagine yourself to be.

8. Don’t mind me

When you’re so in the moment you can’t smell your kitchen on fire.

7. Minimalism

I’m less concerned about the folding chair and more concerned about the two dozen paddles on the back wall.

6. Special delivery

I’ll bet he just ate all your fries and didn’t want to admit it.

5. This is just grate

How…how did you manage to get home like that?

4. The juice is loose

Gonna clean those things down to a pulp.

3. The pie goes on forever

Hey last time I checked you were my bank, not my mom.

2. Recipe for disaster

Honestly I thought the food might just be more impressive.

1. Shoe-less and clueless

At least you’re not stomping around trying to pretend your rights are being violated.

None of us has it fully together. And that’s ok. Just make sure to share your failures with others, because they’re usually really, really funny.

What’s been your biggest fail moment lately?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny SpongeBob Memes We Think Are Forever Classics

SpongeBob memes are everywhere and there’s literally one for any occasion. Many, in fact.

Take for instance the college experience. It sort of makes sense that a show centered around a character who is somehow simultaneously a child and an adult would really speak to college students, and that many a meme would reflect that.

Here are fifteen things we can all relate to, in SpongeBob form.

15. A bad example

Wave goodbye to that GPA, friend.

14. A hefty price to pay

At least the books only cost me a kidney.

13. The final countdown

It’s fine. I can’t feel my soul but it’s fine.

12. Broke life

I’m not sure I can even afford to be sitting in this chair, tbh.

11. Average Joe

What can I say except you’re welcome?

10. Take a chance

Lesson learned: never speak again.

9. Time flies

Seriously that stuff’s more effective than a souped up DeLorean.

8. Side hustle

Yeah I can totally take that shift which I will immediately try to pawn off on someone else!

7. Hide the pain

Even my own face betrays me.

6. Very alarming

Guess I’m not making it to that class. Again.

5. Fat clouds

It’s even a problem underwater, somehow.

4. The great imposter

Look man, I’m just trying to turn in this dang assignment.

3. Financial planning

Taco Bell doesn’t count. Taco Bell never counts.

2. The thought that counts

You can have all of me. Well, some. You have to share.

1. Measure up

Get that logical coherence outta here.

If you’re actually a student right now, I hope you didn’t browse all those instead of doing your actual work. Tick tock, buddy. Get back to it.

What’s the weirdest thing about college in your opinion?

Tell us in the comments.

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Weird Designs That Will Make You Stop and Think

Designing stuff is really hard. Engineering is difficult.

Shaping the things we use and have around us at all times is a bit of a thankless task, because when it all goes right, nobody really notices it.

But when it all goes wrong? Well, that’s the stuff of memes.

10. Microwaves

These things have been around for like 70 years now, can we please improve some tech?

9. These safety pamphlets

Were they just copying and pasting to save on some graphic design costs?

8. Some banners

You might want to hire a good translator next time.

7. Scales

We all look at technology differently.

6. These weird sinks

Is it some sort of status symbol? A game? What’s going on here?

 

5. This restaurant sign

Cutting right to the chase and making me feel adequately stupid.

4. This Christmas display

The Miller Lite can at his feet is a nice touch.

3. Battery naming

Never understood this system. Can’t wrap my head around it for the life of me.

2. These butter knock-offs

I wonder if you could legally name your product “I Can’t Believe It’s Not ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.’”

1. Texans

They wear their national flag proudly.

But seriously, can we talk about microwaves for a second? We’ve got 3D printers that can make you a new kneecap at home but my hot food box still isn’t capable of creating a warm-inside hot pocket? I call shenanigans.

What’s your favorite design oddity?

Tell us in the comments.

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