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15 Random Tweets Packed With Laughs

Hey, there!

It’s time for some posts! Some posts with the most!

The most what, you may ask? I don’t know, I may answer! Just stuff! Laughs! Words! Enjoyment!

Why, these posts have so much most in them that I don’t think my own intro could inject any more mostly most into them, so I’m gonna stop writing it now and just get to the posts.

Posts!

15. The food paradox

I doubt, therefore I am.

14. Squatch and talk

One of the greats, Hedberg.

13. Read between the lines

Nothing we can do about it now, it’s in the cards.

12. Stick with it

Repeat process for infinite stick. Stick win every time.

11. Cat got your tongue?

This feels like the opposite of all the DARE program I had to take as a kid.

10. Textbook case

Here’s hoping they don’t throw the book at him.

9. Herbicide

Hey ScienceAlert, are you alright? Do you need to talk maybe?

8. Putting on a front

Even the horse looks like he’s losing his will to live.

7. What a wonderful phrase

It just clicked for me: Timon and Pumbaa aren’t just carefree sidekicks, they’re stone cold nihilists.

6. Have your cake and pan it too

This is me pretty much every night.

5. Too expensive

I’m focused on “live” at this point, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

4. My eyes are up here

No thank you please.

https://arrowswing.tumblr.com/post/179418321226/florakinesis-sskia-u-can-just-tell-jake

3. Tea for two

Yeah, I don’t know if I would advise that.

https://avenginginsanity.tumblr.com/post/630722863549284352/baelor-i-hate-making-tea-cuz-i-feel-bad-for

2. Going up?

There’s no knowing where we’re going.

https://highclass-shit.tumblr.com/post/98477800847/behind-a-wall-of-illusion-kenweys-this

1. True grit

These lyrics have played in my mind over and over again.

https://angerydj.tumblr.com/post/187441093135/mr-sandman-sand-me-a-man-make-him-so-sandy-the

Man. Those sure are some posts with the most. So much so that I’m full.

Who are your favorite funny people to follow on the internet?

Tell us in the comments.

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2020 vs 2021 Memes Are Now a Thing

A lot of people seemed to think that when the clock struck midnight on December 31st, 2020, we’d finally be rid of the cursed beast that was that year.

However, while the year is over, the ripples and repercussions of the horrible things that began in that year (and years before it) carry on. What a bummer, huh?

At least we’ve got memes about it.

15. Try, try again

If at first you don’t succeed…

14. Clowning around

“It’s the same, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.”

13. Clicked without reading

Slow your roll, fast-talker.

12. I’ll be good

I made a deal with the devil and the devil said no.

11. Sober reflection

I don’t even understand what the term patriotic pride is supposed to mean.

10. Twins!

It’s not just the parents who are trapped, it’s all of us.

9. I sense something…

You gotta stay on your guard.

8. A welcome invasion

Come one, come all!

7. Dead serious

It’s remarkable what we can all learn to adjust to.

6. Year by year

Time is relative, read some Einstein.

5. Dry January

From namaste to “Nah, I’mma stay in bed.”

4. Bubble boi

We expected the future to look like this, but for different reasons.

3. Boom

Which movie is this? I need to see it.

2. Under pressure

That’s not an act I’d want to follow.

1. The passive approach

We’re happy to be of service.

Things can get better. They WILL get better. In the meantime, it’s memetime.

What’s been getting you through lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Meet the Pet Raccoon That Falls Asleep Inside a Baby Bouncer

Social media can be a real bummer…but it can also be wonderful!

And one of my absolute favorite things to explore and enjoy on Instagram are all the pages that document the daily lives of adorable animals!

Well, we’d like to meet another one…a raccoon named Buri Buri!

It looks like he’s really living the good life and he even enjoys lounging and sometimes falling asleep in a baby bouncer. I mean, what else can you ask for, really?

Are you ready to fall in love with this domesticated raccoon? Let’s meet Buri Buri!

1. Buri Buri just snoozing his life away.

Looks pretty good to me…not gonna lie…

2. Time to get outside for a walk.

A fresh air does all of us some good.

3. Rise and shine!

It’s gonna be a big day!

4. Enjoying the winter wonderland.

It looks like he’s making some snowballs.

5. Can I go outside and play?

Be sure to wear a jacket. It looks cold out there.

6. Get out of my dreams…

Get into my car.

7. Now that looks like a lot of fun.

Care to join me in the ball pit?

8. What time is dinner?

Are we a little impatient today?

9. Getting ready for a job interview?

We think you’re gonna nail it!

10. Just straight-up chillin’.

Take it easy today, Buri Buri!

Well, that was adorable, wasn’t it?

You bet it was!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share a cute animal you like to follow on social media.

Thanks a lot!

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Hysterical Tweets That Are Right up Your Alley

I’ve been watching you and I have something for you that I think you’re really going to love…

Just hear me out, okay?

What would you think about…SOME HYSTERICAL TWEETS!

Did I just see you smile? Yes! I knew you’d be on board with this incredible idea that I cooked up! You’re welcome, by the way…

Okay, let’s knock off the chit chat and get busy with some laughter. Start now!

1. Things went downhill pretty quickly.

This is a weekly ritual for many people.

2. That’s the only reason I can possibly think of…

I mean, she must’ve missed that message, right?

3. Over and out.

Who’s in it for the long haul out there?

4. I’m with you!

They’ll still probably zap you with their ray guns.

5. What am I looking at here?

I bet that throws a lot of people off.

6. Here they come again…

This is pretty brilliant, by the way.

7. I’d love to meet her!

She sounds absolutely delightful, doesn’t she?

8. That laundry is really living its best life.

Good for you!

9. I think only hipsters are gonna get this reference.

Am I right about that?

10. Thanks to both of them.

What would we do without them?!?!

11. Yes, I think they use bobby pins.

That makes sense, right?

12. That’s always a big moment.

You did it again!

13. I think a lot of people feel this way.

Well, at least you’re honest about it.

What’s the absolute funniest tweet that you’ve seen lately that really made you LOL?

Well, don’t hog it!

Share that good stuff with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Are You Ready for Some Wonderful Dog Videos? Here You Go!

I’m here for this in a big way!

Any time I’m feeling a little bit down in the dumps, I like to sit back, kick up my feet, and enjoy dog videos.

I mean, what else do you need, really? Am I right?

You know I am!

Here are some wonderful dog videos that people posted on TikTok that we think you’re gonna love. Let’s see what these pooches are up to!

1. I’m in love with this pooch.

Smiles for days! What else could you ask for?

@theladyshortcake

#fy #fyp

♬ Jake25.17 sound – ?Olivia?

2. You’re really testing my patience here!

Enough with the acorns, already!

@claymdixon

My dog tries to sneak acorns in every time we come in from a walk #MyRoutine #fyp #foryoupage #dogsoftiktok

♬ original sound – Clay Dixon

3. I need more attention and I need it now!

I think this is totally reasonable, don’t you?

@megannbrennan

When your sister doesn’t give you any attention?? #attentionplease #chocolatelab #chocolatelabsoftiktok #dogsoftiktok #sisters #labrador

♬ Inside Their Head – TT remix

4. This dog looks like an absolute joy to be around.

It’s time to play!

@nekotina_

my dog really said ✨weee✨ #dog #cute #happy #fyp #foryou #foryoupage

♬ Follow weeememes – Memes

5. Hey, the gang’s all here!

I’d love to spend all my days hanging out at this place.

@bluemoondoggiedaycare

Productive meeting today, hope we all learnt a valuable lesson. #meeting #dogdaycare #foryou #dogsoftiktok

♬ original sound – Destiny Sciuva

6. Just wait for it…

Trust me, it’ll be worth it!

@markus_1213

Wait for it? #foryoupage #firstvideo #dogs #cute

♬ original sound – Simeonides

7. Uh oh…now you’re in trouble…

What do you have to say for yourself?

@jaredfisch

When you take your big sisters toys… #dog #puppy #dogs #puppylove #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #pup #pups #labradoodle

♬ Oh No – Kreepa

8. Hahaha, I love this one!

Wait for the beat to drop.

@masonbeddingfield

big smiles!!! #fyp #NBAIsBack #DontDropTheOhYeah #PerfectGifts #OREOFORSANTA #Santa

♬ true love by pink – alyssaaudios

9. This dog is really pushing it.

Don’t you have any manners?!?!

@wesleywoobear

The nerve of this dog??

♬ original sound – user1924400620804

10. What did I do to deserve this?

Seems a little bit harsh, don’t you think?

@mollie_shoe

Reposting my most viral TikTok to see if we can reach more than 12.3 million! #fyp #dogsoftiktok #appreciated #viral #repost

♬ original sound – mollie

Now we want to meet your pooches!

In the comments, share some pictures or videos of your dogs and tell us a little bit about them. Their likes, dislikes, what they like to do in their spare time. You  know, all the normal stuff.

We look forward to it! Thanks!

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Funny Memes for People Who Live in Front of Their Screens

Are you in front of screens a lot? Sure. We all do this. You’re doing it right now. I’m doing it right now.

And when I’m done looking at this particular medium-sized screen, I’ll probably catch up on a little business on my small screen before finally retiring to a relaxing evening in front of my largest screen.

Some may find this a sad way to live, but I think it’s a rad way to live. It’s extreme. Ex-SCREEN, you might say, if your brain was melted from looking at screens all the time.

Games, movies, trash TV, it’s what our lives revolve around these days. And we’ve got some memes about it.

13. The magic touch

But now that I’ve gotten here, what more is there for me to do?

12. Think fast

That’s a rap, I guess.

11. That smarts

Stand down in the face of true genius.

10. The master at work

What wizardry is this?

9. The blame game

Stupid controller.

8. Rare sightings

You can’t summon him without something microwavable.

7. A class act

Sorry, I was just feeling a little sluggish.

6. Skyrim’s the limit

This is my calling, you wouldn’t understand.

5. Shift in perspective

How much longer?

4. Keep your distance

Even the younglings?

3. Brace yourself

What am I gonna do, write outside this lazy trope?

2. Wait in line

We live in a civilized society, after all.

1. Weird vs. weird

As long as absolutely everyone is gorgeous.

May the remainder of your screen time today be a blessed screen time.

What’s your favorite thing to look at on a screen?

Tell us in the comments.

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Check Out Some of the Dumbest Roommate Moves Ever

Here’s a true story…

A few days ago I moved into my own place for the first time in my entire life. I don’t wanna say how old I am, but suffice it to mention that I’m…older than the average person is when striking out without a roommate for the first time in their lives.

I’ve shared lots of different places with lots of different people. Some of them are perfectly pleasant, others are awful, most are somewhere in between.

But rarely do any hold a candle to the outrageous crap perpetrated by the people being complained about in these Reddit posts.

10. Off the cup

What kind of awful monster…

My roommate ate all of the peanut butter cups off of the cupcakes that were made from mildlyinfuriating

9. The juice is loose

A fool and his money are soon partied.

My roommate spent her paycheck too fast again, so I offered to get us liquor. It devolved into this from ChoosingBeggars

8. Pot heads

If that ain’t the most inefficient, inconvenient thing I’ve ever seen…

My roommate and I own only two pots. When he cooks with them, he stores any leftovers from his cooking in the fridge in the pots, instead of putting them in containers. from mildlyinfuriating

7. On the tube

On top of that, he rolLED IT THE WRONG WAY.

My roommate has hit new peaks of laziness from mildlyinfuriating

6. Divide and conquer

This is the sort of conversation that might be reasonable in, say, a marriage, but a roommate situation? Nah, man.

Facebook CB wants roommate to pay more rent because she makes more from ChoosingBeggars

5. Self-contained

Just wait ’till he tried to heat those tots up in the microwave.

My roommate doesn’t put his leftovers in containers either. from mildlyinfuriating

4. Hair today, gone tomorrow

Um…why are they so short and curly…

The soap bar is mine, but the hair is not. My roommate better come home bald, or else I’ll have to move from mildlyinfuriating

3. Share the wealth

I’m gonna guess this is in NYC.

Live away roommate from ChoosingBeggars

2. Control freak

Remotes are like $10 brand new, I think you’ll be fine.

My girlfriends roommate refuses to take her TV remote out of the packaging to preserve the "value" of the TV. from mildlyinfuriating

1. Getting panned

Well, now it’s just a war of the wills.

we love shitty roommates from mildlyinfuriating

Love ’em or hate ’em, most of us have to have roommates at some point, because, yanno, the economy was handed to us in ruins. So you might as well learn to laugh about ’em!

What’s the worst roommate story you’ve got?

Tell us in the comments.

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Which Parts of Science Can We Lick? Let Us Explain…

More people out there are being encouraged these days to get an education/job in what’s called a STEM field (“Stem” here stands for Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics.)

STEM is basically the stuff that helps us know more things about the universe, and build stuff. It’s fascinating, and it’s hard work, but it can be very rewarding.

But before diving into one of these areas, people understandable have questions.

Questions like, “What are my job prospects in this field? What do they pay? What’s the day-to-day really entail? And most importantly, can I lick it?”

The last question is the one that the people of Tumblr decided to rally together and answer. Here’s what your future of licking things might look like if you choose to study the following topics:

1. The genome

2. Chemicals

3. Human history

4. Rocks

5. The mind

6. Movement

7. Animals

8. People

9. Reptiles

10. Society

11. Plants

12. Computers

13. Disease

14. Language

15. Design

16. Code

17. The brain

18. Water animals

19. Space

Welp, I’m convinced. Sign me up for all of ’em. I’ve got some licking to do.

Is licking allowed in your line of work?

Tell us why or why not in the comments.

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Are These Things “Cheap” or Just “Illegal?” People Describe Their Cheapest Achievements.

Twitter user Rubba Band Grant caused a stir on Twitter when he mused out loud about the “cheapest” thing he’d ever done:

As a lot of people were eager to point out, that’s not so much “being cheap” as it is just “stealing tires.” Not that we’re snitches here. We’re gonna give Grant the benefit of the doubt and assume this was made up for entertainment purposes only. And we’ll extend that benefit toward all the Twitter replies that followed which had…dubious legality.

Here’s a few ways people apparently skirt the system to save some cash.

10. Water, water everywhere

This is a perfect example of how you can be clearly deceitful without technically lying.

9. Up close and personal

If you’ve got those kinds of photoshop skills *on a phone* then I’ve got mad respect.

8. Pole vaulting

Oh my God…I’m so tempted…

7. Inspired / expired

You’d think their barcode scanners would be smarter than that.

6. The switch

Well done.

5. What a tool

Walmart will pretty much take anything back, they don’t care.

4. Book ’em

Pretty hard to feel sympathy for either Amazon or the textbook industry.

3. Signed, sealed, delivered

You gotta wonder how often people do this.

2. Free means free!

Seems kind of sad and ridiculous that they wouldn’t just give their employees a free sandwich on their lunch break anyway.

1. Since delivert

Didn’t they have some way to like, check your order though?

We’re not saying we endorse any of these methods. We’re not saying we don’t, either. WE AIN’T SAYIN’ NOTHIN’, YA HEAR?

Do you have a method like this?

Tell us in the comments. We won’t judge.

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These People Went to Great Lengths to Get the Perfect Shot

I’ve worked on film sets and I know probably better than most people that every cool image you see had a lot of work put into making it happen.

Often that work is not at all glamorous. Sometimes it’s downright weird, or even demeaning. Occasionally it’s dangerous. You very much enter a mindset of “hey, whatever gets the job done” and you just start grabbing anything you can that might be helpful.

If you’re working without budget (and without permission) things can get especially strange. And that’s never more evident than in the world of amatuer photogs trying to bolster their social media presence.

10. Look at these two

That’s a public street, yo.

9. Leaf me alone

I’m actually very curious to see how that shot turned out.

8. Sidewalk saunter

Nobody’s gonna be looking, right?

7. Swing and a miss

Or, hit, as the case may be.

6. Honest Abe

Not really the place, honey.

5. Irony alert

Everybody huddle together now, we don’t want to miss catching this.

4. Seize your opening

“Sir you’re really supposed to wear a shirt in here.”

3. A bridge too far

This is gonna be quite a story for the memorial service.

2. Winds of change

When nature just won’t do her part.

1. Through the roof

Meanwhile I’m getting tickets for rolling to a stop at the sign.

I understand the need to get the shot, but for the love of God, be careful, and be considerate.

What’s the greatest length you’ve gone to in order to snap a picture?

Tell us in the comments.

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