Great Dog Videos We Know You’ll Enjoy

TikTok really is the gift that keeps on giving…

And I’m not even talking about the content on there that features actual human beings. Pssshhhhhtttt, I push that stuff to the side when I’m browsing!

I’m all about the dogs, PERIOD.

And, lucky for me, there are tons and tons of awesome dog videos for all of us to enjoy on TikTok…so I guess we do have to give humans a little bit of credit for uploading that stuff for us…thanks, I guess…

Anyway, enough about people! Enjoy these videos featuring DOGS.

1. I’m right beside you!

What do you think you’re doing?!?!

@jsenftphotography

#callyourdog #dogchallenge

♬ original sound – Joey Senft

2. Getting in his morning exercises.

And one, and two, and three, and four. Nice work!

@brodiethatdood

Pupdate: Do you remember Vincenzo (light blue collar)? Well here he is 6 months later, doing his morning exercises! @lordbowie #puppytiktok #puppydog

♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys – Kevin MacLeod

3. I love this oldtimer!

What a great face you have!

@darthnecrose

what even is that face???. I promise I pet her after I made this video. #doggo

♬ dont pet challenge – The Real Cooper

4. I’m calling out for you.

I need more of these videos in my life, ASAP.

@haleymohlerofficial

Sorry for the shake camera work i was lolling #truelove #petslover

♬ True Love – P!nk ft. Lily Allen

5. This is what mornings with a husky are like.

Does this look like fun, or what?

@jennadsalisbury

Mornings with a Husky #goodmorningvideo #funny #funnyvideos #funnyhusky #husky #huskiesoftiktok #fyp #foryoupage #foryou #huskies #happy

♬ original sound – Jennafer Salisbury

6. Got her dancing shoes on!

Look at her go!

@pippclaire

i swear this dogggggggg ??? #goldenretrieverlife #goldenretriever #fypシ #fyp #dancingdog

♬ original sound – DJ Moody

7. Just splish splashin’ around.

Are you ready to come out yet?

@megteg18

#goldenretrieverlife #oursisbroke #naturalbornswimmer#icallbullshit

♬ original sound – user9774220170182

8. I think he’s definitely dreaming of cookies.

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that!

@atlasgolden

is he eating cookies in his sleep? #asmr #Bye2020 #cute #puppy #snooze #goldenretriever #sleepy #tinymicrophone

♬ original sound – Atlas the Golden

9. Wait a second. What am I seeing back there?!?!

Your little buddy might need a break.

@cooperandharlow

WAIT FOR IT!!! ? #fyp

♬ original sound – Jake Lyons

10. In love with his favorite toy.

Well, is that adorable, or what?

@robertcollins55

When he’s got his favorite toy…#InLove #Homemade #fyp #fypdoesntwork #fypシ #dogsoftiktok #dogs

♬ original sound – Robert Collins

11. No privacy for you.

And I mean EVER AGAIN.

@deadeyeskuma

No privacy ever #dogsoftiktok #fyp #dog #noknock #foryou #gsd #viral

♬ original sound – Scott Tavlin

How about you?

Do you have any dogs in your house?

If so, please share some photos of them and tell us a little bit about those creatures.

Do it in the comments!

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People Talk About the Extra Rules Their Families Added to Board Games and Card Games

Since when are you allowed to run another player’s car off the road in the game of Life? Calm down, calm down, I’m talking about Life, the board game.

But still, I don’t remember that specific rule being in the directions, do you?

What I’m trying to hint at here is that people create new rules for games all the time…and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing…

AskReddit users shared the funny and strange extra rules their families made up for board games and card games.

Let’s take a look.

1. Uno!

“When my mother-in-law was suffering from dementia we would play Uno with her and just let her play any card she wanted to play.

She was at a point where she couldn’t follow the rules of the game but she did understand that she should put down a card when it was her turn.

So we just let her play whatever she wanted, it introduced a fun chaotic element to the game and she got to enjoy participating and spending time with us.”

2. Pretty creative.

“”The Mugging Rule” in Monopoly.

If I land on a space that you are currently occupying, I can choose to mug you.

We take turns rolling the dice, if I roll higher, I steal $100, if you roll higher I go to jail.”

3. Here’s the deal.

“In Trivial Pursuit, we have a rule – if the player being asked doesn’t know the answer, they can ask the room.

The room doesn’t actually answer, but they say whether they know the answer or not. If nobody knows the answer, it’s considered an invalid question, and another card gets drawn instead. (if someone in the room does know, but the player being asked doesn’t, then it’s just a plain old “pass”)

My Dad knows a lot of stuff … I mean, a LOT. When he was a kid he read the Encyclopedia Britannica for fun. Basically, the rule was born from, “If even Dad doesn’t know the answer, then nobody does and it’s a terrible question.”

4. Fun!

“At the end of Scrabble you make up a story with all the words on the board.

We never looked at the tiles for scores, we just played to get the best words on the board.”

5. Anything goes.

“Literally ANYTHING goes in Monopoly.

Whatever business deals you make in Monopoly are valid, like paying some insurance each round so that if you land on their rent properties you are immune.”

6. Don’t nuke yourself!

“Nukes in Risk.

If you roll three sixes when attacking you defeat every army on the territory you’re attacking into.

If you roll three ones, you nuke yourself and lose every army in the territory you’re attacking from.”

7. Don’t say sorry.

“If you say sorry while playing Uno, you pick up 2 cards!

Slap that +4 down with authority!

Also, if you have exactly the same card as the one that has just been played, you can jump in and play your duplicate regardless of if it’s your turn or not.”

8. Are you paying attention?

“In Catan, when you roll a 7 or play a knight, you have to move the robber.

but you can move it back to the desert and claim any resource you want from the “bank”.”

9. Time to lay down.

“Phase 10.

After a person has laid down, if their set has any wilds, other members are allowed to take the wilds as long as they provide the card the wild was representing.

You’re only allowed to do this if you can lay down in the same turn.”

10. Sounds cool.

“In high school, my group of friends loved to play Clue.

Unfortunately we found the game got a bit stale after a few nights of playing.

So, we actually designed our own board “extension”, containing additional rooms, and created new cards for extra weapons and characters so it was more challenging to determine who the killer was.”

11. It’s like real life!

“My sister and i play “Life Sucks”.

It’s Life but you only get paid if you land on payday, not if you just pass it.

Basically you end up with a pile of loans and it’s a struggle to get out of debt.”

12. I’ll have to try this.

“We have a generic version of Jenga that has the company name printed on one of the logs.

When someone pulls that log, they have to yell “kielbasa” in Fozzie Bear’s voice (keel-BA-sa).

It never gets old.”

13. Good idea.

“The phantom.

When playing Cards Against Humanity, a random card is added by the phantom each round.

Surprisingly, the phantom frequently keeps up with us. It’s a lot of fun when everyone says “oh, that was the obvious best one” then realizes no one is claiming it.”

14. All kinds of rules.

“Boggle: youngest child is allowed one and two letter words since she’s learning to read, and she’s allowed to have her sight-words list available for reference to help her practice them.

So far it’s working because she’s finding three and four letter words on her own!

Uno: stack draw 2s or draw 4s until you can’t no mo. Unfortunate soul that can’t stack draws all.

Beer pong: Gentleman’s rule. If the ball rolls back you fight to retrieve it. Winner gets a free shot. Trick shots must be very specific in nature because all loop holes are fair game.

Canasta: The Unicorn. All wilds canasta worth 2000 points. This causes table flips.”

Did your family have extra rules for board or card games?

If so, tell us about them in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear what you came up with!

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Teachers Discuss the Worst Things Substitutes Did While They Were Gone

It’s gotta be kind of weird to be a teacher and just hand your classroom over to a stranger when you take a day off.

But that’s what the substitute teaching game is all about, folks! And it’s also a total crapshoot about what kind of individual will be teaching your beloved students for the day…and anything can happen.

Teachers shared their stories of substitutes gone wild on AskReddit.

1. So many…

“I’ve had so many bad subs.

One sub made an elementary student cry insisting her own name was misspelled and made her stand up in front of the class and admit her name was spelled wrong. I asked that she not return but I still saw her around as other teachers had her sub.

Another one worth mentioning was supposed to be my sub for the last 2 weeks of school because I went on maternity leave, this time teaching at a 7th-12th grade school. Ignored all my sub plans, played on his cell phone the whole time, and then like 3 days in got upset at the students and told them off.

And then they watched as he walked out to the parking lot and drove away. Thank goodness some kids went and told the office. When I came back it was like my room had been ransacked!

It was awful.”

2. Sleeping on the job.

“Went to sleep for 1.5 hours.

My class was freaking amazing—the sweetest, most thoughtful group I’ve ever had. When I got back the next day, I asked how the sub was.

Me: How was the sub?

Them: uhhh… he was fine. He kinda took a nap for a while.

Me: WHAT?! What did you guys do?

Them: Worked quietly so that we wouldn’t wake him up. Eventually we ran out of work, so we just had silent reading.

Me: For how long?

Them: From when we started working until it was time to go outside.

Me: That’s a really long time! Look, I am glad that you guys were so thoughtful, but if something like that ever happens again, please wake the sub up. It’s not safe for the sub to sleep. He needed to be awake in case something happened.

Them: We would have woken him up if we really needed to. But we also figured he probably really needed the sleep.

Seriously. The SWEETEST class ever!”

3. Pretty rude.

“Re-arranged my room.

Not in a “Moved Student A away from Student B and put her by Student C” way.

In a “Move the giant rug over to the opposite corner of the room, and completely change the layout of student desks, and rearrange a bookshelf” way.”

4. Not cool!

“Left my perfectly prepped and neat desk an absolute disaster.

Did not follow the lesson plan and… took my gel pens!”

5. Sorry…

“There was a harpsichord in the front of the classroom used both for demonstration and performance.

Not knowing what he was doing, the sub tried to tune 3 notes that had gone mildly out of tune while I was away.

He managed to break the strings on all 3 notes and left a message inside reading: “Sorry about that . . .””

6. What?!?!

“I had a sub give out my cell phone number to my high school students so they could call me and give me excuses as to why they weren’t taking their test while I was gone.

I was LIVID.

I complained to the sub office, and that teacher never subbed for my building again.”

7. Was he drunk?

“He peed in my desk chair. Swear. To. God.

He apparently peed in my chair and the students noticed it and mentioned it to him. He ignored them and just sat there anyway with a huge puddle of urine on the floor.

The kids called security on him.

I came in the next day and sat in the chair. It was wet and about that time a security guard stuck her head in the door and said “Don’t sit there, that guy peed in your chair…””

8. What am I doing here?

“I taught middle school Math and English in the 90s and the sub didn’t know how to convert a decimal into a fraction and kept insisting that the students who did know how to do it were wrong.

She also apparently didn’t know how to pronounce five of our twenty vocabulary words and didn’t know what half of them meant.”

9. Runnin’ wild.

“She let the kids run wild and do whatever they wanted (first graders). I was out because my dad died.

Thank God my team realized what happened and all pulled together and cleaned the room/put it back together before I returned to work.”

10. That’s…weird…

“I had a substitute decide that my plans weren’t good enough for her and she went rogue.

She decided to show my students videos of animals giving birth on YouTube.

I taught English…”

11. Wow…

“I came back after being gone ONE DAY and my students told me the substitute teacher flipped over tables in a rage and was escorted from the building by a cop.

What actually happened is that the sub left the room to take a 20 min phone call and the kids thought it would be funny to flip the tables over. The substitute then had to flip the tables right side up while yelling at the kids.

Then, during lunch, my Special Ed. Co-teacher came into my room to set up and caught the sub MAKING OUT WITH A STUDENT. Turns out she was 18 to his 25 and the 20 min phone call was to set up the lunch meeting.

The principal then had him escorted from the building by the resource officer. This is why I say having a sub is more work than just coming into school myself.”

12. Ignored the instructions.

“I caught the flu the week my students had a district benchmark test. I could feel that I was coming down with something, so I stayed late to put together really in depth review packets and slideshows.

I wrote pages of directions for the substitute, and separated the reviews out by class numbers. I even included my personal number and told them to call me any time if a student had a question they couldn’t answer. I spent about 5 hours putting everything together after school, while battling around a 103 temp.

The substitute completely ignored my instructions. She instead took every single piece of construction paper and cardstock in my classroom from my personal locker that I had left open for her in case she needed something, and had the students make flip books about their feelings. They used thousands of pieces of paper and craft supplies, probably around $100 of my own personal supplies.

This was for freshmen in high school. I’m still bitter.”

Okay, all you educators out there!

Tell us the worst thing a substitute teacher ever did when you were gone.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Funny Memes That Are Here For You in Your Time of Need

If there’s one thing we can rely on in this crazy world, it’s probably memes. There’s nothing certain in this life except for death, taxes, and memes, after all. They are ever-present. Ever-growing. Ever-multiplying.

And we can step outside into the digital atmosphere and catch them on our tongues like binary-coded snowflakes, each unique, but similar, each fleeting, and yet part of a cycle of creation that will endure forever.

Sorry, got a little lost in my flowery language there. Desperately trying to put this liberal arts degree to work, I guess. Anyway, here are some great memes.

10. Very true

I can hear the triumphant music playing mockingly in my head.

9. Saving grace

Why are you the way that you are?

8. Flip the switch

They’re approaching like 700 episodes at this point, it’s only a matter of time.

7. Behold the pale horse

“I’m like, the bringer of the foreboding, or whatever.”

6. Quit bugging me

Thank you, I am uncomfortable.

5. Break it down

There’s really just no getting around it.

4. My number two priority

Bruh don’t put this in my head.

3. A spirited debate

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

2. What’s in the box?

It’s more like pressing the button will give someone who’s already a millionaire a million more dollars, and we’re scrambling over each other to slam it.

1. Owl be seeing you

These things are just full of surprises.

Thank you memes, for being there for us. Day in and day out. You soldier on. You are always here.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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These People Have Amazing Talents That They Definitely Can’t Put on Their Resumes

I think everyone in the world is really good at something. Now, whether or not that something is marketable or impressive to many people, well, that’s up for debate.

That said, sometimes our random talents can be both impressive and useless when it comes to making money and stuff, and I would argue these 15 people’s definitely falls under both umbrellas.

15. Just keep swimming.

Survived meningococcal meningitis at 18. They told my poor mother it was up to me whether I made it through the night.

Got through a mental breakdown at 30.

Proud to be a fighter.

14. There’s a feather in your cap!

I once killed two ogres with one cantrip. Minor Illusion is really good if you use it right.

13. Everyone is better off.

Working evenings and weekends, I turned the dumping area behind my school into a outdoor classroom, nature area and thriving pond.

12. That’s gotta feel nice.

I’ve lost a good bit of weight recently and now my d*ck is visibly bigger.

I keep catching sight of it in the mirror as I pass and then realising that it’s mine.

11. So far, anyway.

I have no refractory period.

10. I’m sure this would impress some people.

Wrote and ran a D&D campaign with a group of friends for about 3 years. We met every week, only missing a few sessions if people were too busy or sick or something. It was some of the most fun we ever had

We started at level 3, and ended at level 20 with a TPK. It was glorious. The best part was that the end of the campaign involved the party going back in time to stop an evil pantheon of gods from destroying another pantheon and causing the world to plunge into ruin.

So their deaths ultimately ensured that the timeline was maintained, thus preventing any paradoxes.

9. The reward is in your heart.

It could sound stupid, but I saved a lot of stray animals. Not only saved, but also found them safe homes and loving families as well. Doing it on my own, not as part of organisation or shelter.

It takes a lot of nerves, time, money…and a lot of tears, because some of them I find a little too late..

But at the end, knowing that some innocent souls got a better life thanks to me, is the best reward possible, although it’s not something to be put in a resume.

8. So you have to eat that second slice of pie, for your instrument!

I can play drums on my belly.

7. Confidence is always applicable.

I am proud of myself.. but no idea how to put that on my resume though.

6. Depends on where you’re interviewing, I guess.

I beat the Sephiroth secret boss on Proud Mode in Kingdom Hearts Final Mix.

5. You can do it, too.

I was a meth addict for ten years and stopped cold-turkey because I hated the person I had become. One month later my dad was killed and eventhough my brain screamed for me to stop the heartache with dope, I didn’t and I have been clean for almost 11 years.

I am now almost done with graduate school and I would never put this on my CV or resume, but everyday I am proud of myself and what I have accomplished.

Update: I also wanted to say to anyone out there struggling with addiction; I know life seems overwhelming and horrible and it doesn’t seem like you can escape. You can it will be difficult, but I promise you that a difficult life clean is much better. Keep trying and keep your head up. You can do it I believe in you.

4. That shows serious commitment.

200 million runecrafting experience on old-school runescape.

Yeah, I’m a bad boy.

3. But she’s not a chef.

That i successfully made a souffle at 13.

Boom!

2. You’re multilingual!

Probably something common with a lot of people, but i learned how to speak / read / spell english only by playing video games since i was a kid.

Never had any classes or anything.

Even if it’s a kind of “Informal English” , i still think it’s a pretty good and self rewarding accomplishment…

1. Way to keep a cool head.

Saved a drunk woman from choking on her own vomit.

You’re welcome, Francesca.

I’m loving these, and feeling a little sad I’m not more secretly impressive.

What would you put on this list? Share with us in the comments!

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12 Times Adults Asked Really Dumb Questions

If you’ve spent any time working in customer service – retail, at a restaurant, at a call center, or anywhere else that faces the public – then there is a 100% chance you’ve got an entire journal’s worth of unbelievably stupid interactions.

People, it turns out, really aren’t that smart…and also, they tend to think they’re the most important person in the world to literal strangers.

These 12 stories should bring back some not-so-great memories, but they should be good for a laugh.

12. If only that first one was true.

That owning a fitbit does not make you skinny and today I had to explain to a couple that just because the amazon echo box doesn’t state that it uses wifi.

It will still use it as it needs it to be a smart home device.

11. Maybe she’s magic.

My first job at 16 was Party City. One day, I’m blowing up balloons at the balloon counter and a lady comes up to buy some latex balloons. I ask if she wants us to fill them and she said no, she’d do it at home. Making small talk, I said oh you must have one of the party time helium tasks at home.

“No, I blow them up with my mouth. You just put the string on them and they float!”

I do the multiple blinks, trying to work out in my head what she’s just said. She fully believed she could blow up the balloons with her mouth and the magic was attaching a string. I tried to give this woman an impromptu chemistry lesson. She insisted.

I still think about that magic woman to this day.

10. This happened on Seinfeld.

That you can’t return the shorts that you’re currently wearing…

9. I think you’ve found the problem.

That I couldn’t help them diagnose their internet connectivity issues if they don’t find their modem’s power cord.

8. You’ll have to pick one.

I understand you want to protect your personal information but I cannot send you what you want unless you give me your address!

7. That cook though.

Here are a few favorites as a bartender:

A drink is LIQUID. Bad Idea to shake it around.

Yes, the “no smoking” sign also applies to people who are addicted.

Yes, the people on the tables around you are drunk. And No, I’m not going to kick them out. (srsly, what were they expecting when entering a bar at 2am?)

You Still have to pay the entire meal, even though you only ate half of it. (especially because they asked us to pack other half for them to take home)

No you’re not allowed to test our liquor by taking a shot unless you buy a shot.

The kitchen door as well as the backroom door are closed for a reason and that reason is not to hide “the good stuff” EDIT: I was informed by my cook that he is, in fact, “the good stuff”

EXPOSURE DOESN’T PAY MY FUCKING BILLS

Your Kid is not going to get alcohol from me. (most of the time I can kinda understand the question, as legal drinking age when accompanied by your parents is only 14 for light beverages here in austria, but that kid looked like it still went to primary school!), and I don’t care that it’s his birthday.

No we’re not running an illegal smuggling business in the back, you just watch too many movies. (also, did you really believe that I’d tell you if it were the case)

No you can’t pay in insert weird Cryptocurrency here (I’ve had that twice, AFTER explaining to them that we don’t take CC)

I don’t know your “regular”. You’ve been here twice, and one of those times I wasn’t even working.

6. That’s not how this works.

A very pissed high society woman came to the store saying her brand new 3000 dollars Microsoft surface bought by her husband was defective because she could not get internet when she was on the move. I wondered if she had a version with a 3g/4g Sim card but quickly realized she was talking about wifi.

I tried explaining to her how wifi works and that she could not use her own wifi outside her house but could share her smartphone internet connection. She would have none of it. She said I was lying to her and making fun of her and asked to speak to my manager who then proceeded to tell her the exact same thing. She left almost screaming…

5. Everyone’s got a sad story.

My business is not a charity. We don’t give you whatever you want just because you have a sad story.

4. Bless her heart.

My mum once went on holiday across the country and asked me for the home WiFi password cause the hotel she was in wanted her to pay to use theirs. “But I have it at home!” She didn’t get it and thought I was being so cruel not letting her use it.

3. There are so many of us!

In a couple different lines of business, I’ve had women start to give me the “I’m a single mom” sob story and I say enthusiastically “I am too!” and you can see the wind go right out of their sails that I’m not going to cut them a deal out of pity.

2. He must have felt like getting frisked.

I worked at the airport and someone wanted to go through TSA with a 2 liter bottle of Coca Cola. I calmly explained that liquids weren’t allowed through security. The man gave the most genuine chuckle I’ve ever heard and said “oh! This isn’t Coca Cola! It’s gasoline!”

My coworker beat me to a reaction cause he very loudly exclaimed “What the fuck???”

1. Are you sure?

You can’t apply a coupon if you 1) don’t have it with you and 2) doesn’t even apply to wtf you ordered.

Bless the people who commit their careers to helping other humans make their way in the world – it’s not easy!

If you’ve got a great story you’re dying to share, our comments are open!

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Funny Memes That Will Bring You Good Luck

There’s an ancient superstition: if you see at least ten good memes in one day, and you make a wish upon the tenth one, you will have good luck for the following several weeks.

Usually I don’t go in for superstitions, but considering this one came about in ancient times when there were not yet any memes, I think they might have been onto something.

Is it true? Only one way to find out. Let’s look at these ten good memes and then all make wishes for something, and we’ll see if our fortunes turn in the next couple months. Ready? Begin!

10. Getting snippy

But he’s my emotional support crustation.

9. Gone fishing

I understand the fish part, but the ice?

8. An unholy union

It’s the most widely spoken language in the history of humanity and it makes absolutely no sense, go figure.

7. Fight for your life

Meme aside, this is actually cool as heck.

6. Stair master

You must release your inner animal, allow it to be free.

5. Bedside manner

“We started doing this a while ago and now we just kinda keep doing it, I dunno, I just work here.”

4. Pushing my buttons

Why do you think they call it a keyboard?

3. Alive and dead

I feel like this is incorrect but I don’t know enough about quantum physics OR women to dispute you.

2. Rig it up

He’s about to play some serious Cruisin’ USA.

1. The circle of life

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but this one is worth about one buck.

Welp, there’s ten good memes, make a wish! But don’t tell me what it is, or it won’t come true!

What superstition do you still follow?

Tell us in the comments.

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Seriously Dumb Moments That Might End in Epic Fails

I’m not sure how to say this without shocking you, but people are kinda dumb. They do really dumb stuff. And not just at ballot boxes. Also around heavy machinery and vehicles and sharp things.

Here, let me show you what I’m talking about with these memes.

15. Who saw that coming?

Sure hope you live in a universe with Looney Tunes physics, my guy.

14. Too cool

When your boss finds your usual napping spot and you gotta up your game.

13. Safety first

I can see a few warning signs here for sure.

12. What a vision

Maybe just order it online?

11. The pipes, the pipes are calling

Not sure if this is a real photo or a shot from a Christopher Nolan movie.

10. Whatever floats your boat

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid.
This, however, also won’t work.

9. Need a lift?

Now THAT is what I call teamwork. And an OSHA violation.

8. Take a seat

Having moved all my furniture up a winding staircase to a third story apartment, I get it.

7. Snow no

These imprints tell quite a compelling story.

6. Screw you

He’s really trying to get a leg up on the competition.

5. Outside the box

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

4. Head protection

Can’t tell if safety precaution or just a fashion statement.

3. Advanced tag

“Hold still, Kevin! Everyone has to know that I was here!”

2. Split the difference

My entire body is recoiling just looking at this.

1. From the jump

…what?

Never go this-level dumb. Whatever you do. Unless you want to live in infamy.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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10 of the Worst Roommates Of All Time

Depending on where you like to get your information, apparently the number of American adults living with roommate(s) has gone up by somewhere around 10% in the last 20 years. At this rate, in a mere 140 years, every single person will have at least one roommate.

That would be mostly bad, though it would give us a lot of fodder for subreddits that specialize and thrive off of people complaining about the people they live with.

Like these!

10. Shirt happens

What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine.

Friend has a creepy roommate. from cringepics

9. Foiled again

What exactly were they using it for?

So my roommate used my tin foil from mildlyinfuriating

8. Dolla dolla bills

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say your roommate is a stripper.

The way my roommate gives me rent from mildlyinfuriating

7. Meal time!

That looks like it’s been caked on for weeks.

Wanted to make a nice meal. Roommates habits had other plans. from mildlyinfuriating

6. Empty inside

When you literally have way too much chill.

My roommate puts the empty milk containers back into the fridge. from mildlyinfuriating

5. Very driven

I think what you’re looking for is a chauffeur. Or…yanno, just a car.

Need a roomie/miracle.. single ladies only. from ChoosingBeggars

4. The thin line

But think of what she’s doing for the environment.

It was my roommate’s turn to buy toilet paper from mildlyinfuriating

3. Water, water everywhere

He’s building an army of bottles and you’ll rue the day you laughed at them.

The way my roommate can never finish a water from mildlyinfuriating

2. Back in the tube

I feel like I should call the police but I’m not sure what to report once I do.

How my roommate uses toothpaste from mildlyinfuriating

1. Knife to meet you

Do the dishes? Sure, I’ll take a stab at it.

How my roommate places knifes in the drying board…. from mildlyinfuriating

We’ve all had bad roommates, hopefully most of us haven’t experienced any quite this bad. For those who have, godspeed to all of you.

What’s the worst roommate story you’ve got?

Tell us in the comments… if you dare!

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Memes to Get Your Day Moving in the Right Direction

I tried to Google how many memes there were onlien and while I understandably did not find an answer, I did find some info on a University College London study that examined the origins of around a hundred and sixty million memes.

That’s pretty mind-blowing to me. And pretty inspiring, too. Clearly I’ve been working with some real rookie numbers on my end. I thought I looked at memes a lot, both for this job writing these articles and also just while I’m wasting time scrolling through Imgur in bed, but 160 million? I’ve got some serious catching up to do.

Let’s start with these ten and then see how we feel.

10. Cake and toleration

I don’t think I can afford to give out that many cakes.

Via: Someecards

9. Guess who?

Oh baby I hear the bills are callin’, tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

Via: Someecards

8. Over-reaction

Not to make it even more of a cesspool than it already is but let’s be realistic…

Via: Someecards

7. Following instructions

They followed the letter of the law while ignoring the spirit of it, and for that they are heroes.

Via: Someecards

6. His and hers

I don’t want to meet the person who would be comfortable with this.

Via: Someecards

5. Talk the talk

Great, now they see that I’ve seen it.

Via: Someecards

4. I will not talk in class

I will not talk in class.

Via: Someecards

3. Growing and showing

Nobody starts perfect, so a refusal to change is never a virtue.

Via: Someecards

2. Come on and SLAM

Let it be known that THIS IS MY SPACE!

Via: Someecards

1. On the clock

Look out world, ’cause I’ve got DEPRESSION!

Via: Someecards

10 down, 159,999,990 to go.

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments, for science.

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