This is How the “American Food Section” Looks In Stores In Other Countries

Who knew?!?!

What the hell am I talking about? Well, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen.

I’m talking about the fact that a lot of other countries out there have whole sections dedicated to American foods in their stores. This is kind of blowing my mind right now!

And, because we aren’t seen as the healthiest folks on the planet, a lot of these American sections are filled with JUNK…which I guess makes sense.

Hey, who are we to argue with these foreign folks? We love to eat stuff that isn’t good for us!

Check out these pics of American food sections overseas.

1. This needs to make its way over here.

I could see this catching on…

My sister sent a picture from the "American Food" section in a grocery store in Switzerland. pic.twitter.com/plownVPkBn

— kellyshmo (@KellyShmo) November 20, 2016

2. And here’s a flip side…

We’re practically related, anyway…

In 2019 someone in the UK posted the "American food" section of their grocery store and it was basically candy, Doritos and hot dogs in a jar. I am pleased to report on the BRITISH food section of my American grocery store (it's located next to the ASIAN foods). pic.twitter.com/FJFA02MFsB

— FULLY VACCINATED (@Litzz11) April 14, 2021

3. A true American tradition.

Well, they’re not wrong about it.

Found these in the specialty section of the local marché. "A True American Tradition" pic.twitter.com/nZVRxFhuzp

— J. Lassaline (@TheRielJVL) April 10, 2015

4. You gotta love it!

Hey, don’t knock it until you try it.

Found these in the American section at the local tesco! Boom.. pic.twitter.com/N1GqkQpPQt

— Christy Brendan (@supervillain18) February 22, 2014

5. A little taste of home.

When you find yourself across the pond.

Shout-out to our #American customers… You will find most of the #treats you miss from the #US in our shops and online.https://t.co/PrNRj1T9CA pic.twitter.com/3ahqQW5vYj

— Hampstead Butcher (@ButchandProv) January 28, 2021

6. Oh, now it’s on!

Pass the Lucky Charms!

Got middle of the night munchies and discovered my corner store has an American section holy shiiiit pic.twitter.com/UFYTCQu8GO

— Gigi (@ruinroux) December 14, 2020

7. It looks like Myanmar has a pretty good grasp on what we like.

I’m impressed!

What American food would you miss? Lindsay Swisher @msfsinfo'19 was entertained at this USA section of the international aisle in a grocery store in Yangon, Myanmar, where she is interning @PlanGlobal. #SummerSFS pic.twitter.com/FYUMkD2H28

— Georgetown SFS (@georgetownsfs) June 11, 2018

8. That’s quite a selection.

What’s your poison?

E X O T I C pic.twitter.com/6Vw4rIkGfU

— octohedron@the grill (@anarchymarie) June 6, 2019

9. Well, would you look at that!

Isn’t that adorable?

What I bought today in the „american“ section in our supermarket #fascinathings pic.twitter.com/rHbHaofDnd

— fascinathings (@fascinathings) November 19, 2020

10. Give it all to me!

I’m a glutton for punishment.

I always love showing my friends in the US all the “American food” in Germany so here you go. I gotta say, that snack box looks pretty legit. That’s a White Castle order. pic.twitter.com/M00Ldj5EvP

— Sarah. Goth yeehaw (@Quarkitty) October 24, 2020

11. That’s basically all we eat.

Trust me on this one…

I found an American food section.

So many marshmallows and kinds of fake cheese. pic.twitter.com/WpAVknEDsQ

— Dr. Chloe Anderson (@chloerophyll_a) April 20, 2019

Have you ever encountered “American food” when you’ve been in another country?

If so, tell us about it in the comments.

And share some pics too if you have them!

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July 21, 2021

Managers, You Should Be Careful Before You Send An Employee Home For a “Proper” Shave

A lot of companies that have public-facing or sanitary components also have rules and expectations regarding personal grooming habits. When you sign up to work there, you sign up for pressing your clothes or keeping your hair a certain length et al.

McDonald’s, apparently, likes you to have a neat face.

This kid showed up to work in the kitchen with just a bit of a five o’clock shadow. He was twenty and doesn’t believe it could have been offensive, but anyway his manager asked him to clock out and go home for a “proper” shave.

Another story from years ago at McDonald’s.

I turn up to my shift and am told a few minutes after clocking in that I don’t look presentable.

I worked kitchen and I was about 20 at the time, so after a couple of days of not shaving it could have been a “5pm stub” at most.

I’m told to go home and shave properly for my shift.

He took the manager’s words to heart, staying home long enough for a shower and a shave with the works – his face was perfectly hair-free when he returned (an hour later).

I go. I lived 5 minutes away.

I get in the shower, get a hot towel, shave carefully, I dry it off, put the hot towel on, apply the whole treatment – aftershave, lotion, etc make sure it’s perfect.

I turn up to work about an hour later.

His manager really didn’t have much to say, since having an argument about what was meant by a “proper” shave really wouldn’t have benefitted anyone (and presumably there were Big Macs to be made).

“Where have you been? What took you so long?”

“You told me to go back home and get a proper shave. I hope that’s better. ”

O_O

If you’re curious, no. McDonald’s doesn’t have an official dress code policy.

Dress Code – There was no policy in place that required a clean shave.

It would have meant discriminating against the Muslim employees who for religious reasons often grow long beards, or they would have to treat other employees to a different standard.

The policy was that if your facial hair is long enough you may have to wear hairnets which a lot of the other guys wore at work, but I wasn’t offered that solution, because screw me in particular.

It also helps that this kid was only 20 and didn’t really need the cash for the hour’s pay, and a bonus eff you that the manager had to man his station while he was gone.

Was I still on the clock? – No. I was told to clock out, go home and shave, so I did. The way I see it is I lost an hour at minimum wage, which amounted to about £3.33 after tax since I was under 21, so I lost about a beer’s worth of wages.

It being McDonalds they never schedule more than enough people, more likely just short of enough, so at his own wish my manager had to prep and cover my station for the hour while I was having the shower and shave I probably had to skip in the morning to get to work on time – again at his own wish. As you can imagine, the satisfaction was well worth the “tree fiddy”.

I did not protest, I did not plead for him to give me a hairnet.

I probably didn’t want to go to work to begin with, just had to, because bills.

I probably wished I could just call in sick, so when the manager authorised me to f**k off home for a bit more the guy was doing me a favor.

Ah, to be young and carefree again, right?

I miss being 20. Those were the days.

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July 21, 2021

Some Older People Never Slow Down and Here Are Some Great Examples

Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, my friends!

And believe me when I say that a lot of old-timers out there these days are still going strong, living their best lives, and even doing cooler stuff than people half their age.

That’s why I personally believe that getting older is something to look forward to instead of dreading.

You can always be a kid at heart, whether you’re 10, 50, or 100-years-old.

Enjoy these pics because we think they are pretty inspiring.

1. Pokemon is for everyone!

Not just for those young folks.

The moment you realize Grandpa has been practicing Pokemon cards and kind of knows his shit… from gaming

2. This stuff belongs in a museum.

And she’s still as sharp as a tack!

This is my grandma and her 3rd weather book. She has recorded the weather every day where she lives for 30 years and is filling out the last year of the 3rd book. Not sure if it counts, but it counts in my eyes from nextfuckinglevel

3. They are stylin’ and profilin’.

I wouldn’t mess with them if I were you…

I got a pair of circle rim shades but my girlfriend didn’t like them. So I gave them to my grandmother and then all her friends bought matching pairs. Now they look like they’re about to drop the hottest album of 2017. from funny

4. She’s a total bada**.

She’s in better shape than most people I know!

My grandmother turned 100 last Oct., this is her doing the plank for 30 seconds. from pics

5. This lady is awesome!

And she still likes to have a good time!

My friend’s grandma just turned 103. For her birthday he took her to the casino, to an all you can eat crab place, and then he took her to get her first tattoo. from pics

6. There’s no doubt he won.

He’s still a party animal!

This 86 year old man challenged me to a pole dancing contest while at happy hour, he won. from funny

7. Let’s revisit the past.

He hasn’t forgotten a thing.

My grandpa showing us the place he lived as a child in google earth VR, telling us stories of all the buildings and areas. from aww

8. The best license plate I’ve ever seen.

She knows it, too…

Get it granny. from funny

9. Let’s hit the open road.

Get out of her way!

Yesterday I took my Grandmother on her first bike ride in 59 years, I need a new word for awesome. from pics

10. He was a natural!

And I bet he wasn’t phased one bit.

I went skydiving with my 83 year old grandpa today! from pics

11. Get out there and enjoy yourself.

This guy definitely is!

My 87-year-old Grandpa learned how to scuba dive in the past year so he could visit the shipwrecks in Palau (he’s a huge WWII history buff) and posed with his local newspaper. I’m so proud of him! from pics

12. Can’t stop, won’t stop!

I wonder how long she held it for…

MY GRANDMA DID A KEG STAND AT MY BROTHER'S GRADUATION pic.twitter.com/FfJv0mbHa8

— Madison Rae (@MaddieRae5) June 4, 2017

Now it’s your turn to show us some pics!

In the comments, share some photos of older folks living it up!

Maybe it’s your grandma, your dad, or maybe it’s YOU!

Thanks a lot!

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July 21, 2021

If You Cheat on Your Spouse, You Will Suffer the Consequences

Cheating is dirty business. There are plenty of reasons people become unhappy in committed relationships and sure, folks make mistakes, but ongoing affairs have always just smacked of arrogance or cowardice to me. Or both.

This man – a pastor who always answered his phone – was not cheating on his wife when he received a phone call from a woman he didn’t know one night.

In a previous life—before my world came apart about five months ago—I was the solo pastor of a medium-sized church in a large(ish) Southern city. One unhappy side effect of being a solo pastor is that when your phone rings, you answer it even if you don’t recognize the number since you have no idea how important the call may be.

It could be a church member’s grandkid (whom you’ve never met) calling to tell you Miss Bessie has been diagnosed with some horrible disease. Or it could be a church member who just wants to talk your ear off for two hours.

So earlier this evening my phone rings. And since old habits die hard, I answered it.

He was polite but detached at first, figuring that the call had something to do with work.

Me: “Hello?”

Her: “Heeeeeey, what are you up to?”

I want to be clear before I proceed that I don’t recognize this lady’s voice but I just assumed that she was a former church member, member’s kid or grandkid…something. So I was cordial.

Me: “Not much, honestly. I actually just walked through the door with some food. How about you?”

Her: “I’m hanging out with {girl whose name I don’t know}.”

Me: “Great. I’m sorry to have to ask this, but with whom am I speaking? I don’t recognize your voice and I have no idea who {other girl} is.”

It didn’t, and hoo boy, he had stumbled into a circus full of someone else’s rabid monkeys.

Ladies and gentlemen, apparently that was the wrong thing to say.

Her: “Darren, you know who this is! This is Jessie!”

Me: “Well, Miss Jessie, I hate to break this to you but my name isn’t Darren and I don’t know any women named Jessie. I believe you’ve called the wrong number.”

Her: “No I didn’t! This isn’t funny Darren. What happened? Did you leave your ringer on again and you’re worried your wife is going hear us talking?”

Me: “Ma’am, I’m very sorry but now I know you’ve got the wrong number.”

Her: “I want to come over there and tell her all about us and how you’ve been screwing me behind her back for two years. I’m sick of this s*%t.”

Instead of trying to backpedal or to convince the woman that perhaps confronting a sleeping, clueless woman and her crappy husband in the middle of the night, she just sleep one it herself and re-evaluate in the morning.

Cue malicious compliance.

Me: “…you know what, that would be great. By all means, come to my house and wake my wife up and tell her all about our torrid sexual affair.”

Her: “I’m leaving now.” engine cranks in background.

Me: “Okay. See you soon!”

His decision was likely influenced by the fact that he had recently found out that his own wife had been cheating on him for the duration of their marriage, like some kind of sociopath.

He has no regrets, at least not about the phone call.

Five months ago I discovered that my wife of ten years started cheating on me eighteen months into our marriage. She racked up a grand total of 16 affairs in a decade.

Somewhere in my immediate area a man’s wife was just awakened by her husband’s sidepiece banging on the front door. She deserves to know what kind of man she married.

I’m just sorry I can’t be a fly on the wall for the very special episode of the Jerry Springer Show that just started in her driveway.

I have a hard time feeling sorry for this Darren person, though maybe that’s wrong.

Do you think he should have stayed out of business that wasn’t his? Tell us why or why not in the comments!

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July 21, 2021

You Can Combine 4 States That Touch Into a New Country: Which 4 Would You Choose?

I love “what-if” questions – the ones that have no actual consequences or right or wrong answers, but can be fun to think about and answer.

Also, the answers can tell you a lot about a person, I think.

If you’re curious how other people responded, here are 16 replies to the question of what 4 contiguous states would make the best new country.

16. I like the way she thinks.

What is more important than yummy food?

Food utopia: TX for Mexican and barbecue food, Louisiana for Cajun food, MS and AL for any and all things on the grill. Leggo https://t.co/R3GVGFiQM9

— Nappy Harlot (@iamenuff) June 2, 2021

15. Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio

I’m honestly not sure what the reasoning on this one would be…

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

14. I’m ok with that.

Texas needs to be messed with once in a while.

Let’s Mess With Texas pic.twitter.com/a1u8VpwKLD

— GOP delenda est (@rsgreacen) June 2, 2021

13. Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas

But she wants to live somewhere else. Ha!

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

12. Decisions are hard.

Then again, this is a game.

god i’m going to be thinking about this for hours https://t.co/NTYKIxF7sy

— Satan's Daughter (@SarMerMamaBear) June 2, 2021

11. This person is thinking about access to fresh water.

That’s smart. And of course, New York is the coolest.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

10. There’s always one anarchist in the bunch.

They make the world go ’round. Or not.

texas arkansas tenessee virginia

mostly just to cause map chaos and to strategically bisect the USA https://t.co/k6kxunnA1p

— NTWEWY!! big trans commie hacker witch demonfox (@pandoras_foxo) June 2, 2021

9. More references to the drinking water.

I suppose that’s pretty important.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

8. Do you think this is a game, sir?

I mean. I guess it pretty much is.

why not pic.twitter.com/RXA5qBI3nw

— matt (@mattmxhn) June 1, 2021

7. There’s always one joker in the bunch.

What would we do without them?

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

6. Poor Michigan.

The Big 10 is really going to miss them.

The Michigan Containment Zone https://t.co/fGEB8UBtW3 pic.twitter.com/FtbFohydnH

— Your Favourite CarniWhore (@KaffeKhameleon) June 2, 2021

5. This person is out to make some cash.

It’s the American way.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

4. Oops.

Still, there’s no need to be that person.

Might want to look up the word "contiguous."

— Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko) June 1, 2021

3. I hope they have plans to combat the drought.

And also the electrical grid in Texas.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

2. Idk if it’s a complete package.

But it’s some kind of package.

MI, OH, PA, WV

Industrial, agricultural, natural resources, psychotic Philly fans. Complete package. https://t.co/MasHg2TrjC

— Chris Perfett (@chrisperfett) June 2, 2021

1. I’m not sure this is allowed.

You can’t just sneak in a bunch of Canadians.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

These replies are really making me think, y’all.

Tell us in the comments how you would answer this one – we’re dying to hear your reasons!

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July 20, 2021

These Things Are Only for Wealthy Pets, Apparently

I’ve never met a dog who seemed particularly picky. Not even about food.

In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever met a dog who was not full-on, b**ls to the walls THRILLED to be eating the exact same bowl of dry food he’d been getting every single day for his entire existence.

They’re really not that difficult to please, is the point. So one might well wonder why a company like Home Concept, which is based in Russia, might offer an entire array of pet beds that are way, way too expensive.

What animal is impressed by these? How is this a thing? Look at these prices (converted to USD.)

(Also I made up all the names because I don’t speak Russian, and I named all the pet models because I like fun.)

15. The Woofer Couch – $1,384

This is Woofer, he is currently looking at a much cheaper box he’d like to lay on.

Source: homeconcept.ru

14. Her Highness’ Throne – $945

This is Patricia and she did not invite you here.

Source: homeconcept.ru

13. The Sacred Temple – $647

Mr. Beans will see you when you’ve reached enlightenment.

Source: homeconcept.ru

12. The Trusted Circle – $1,223

I didn’t catch this dog’s name because he’s on too many drugs.

Source: homeconcept.ru

11. The Simple Pleasures – $878

His name is probably Lucas or something, I just know it.

Source: homeconcept.ru

10. The Chomp – $735

Old Man Edgar does not care for this tomfoolery. Neither do the Kitten Gang.

Source: homeconcept.ru

9. The One That’s Haunted – $945

Here, Sgt. Peppers demonstrates what your dog will be doing five minutes after you buy this thing.

Source: homeconcept.ru

8. Royalty – $225

I think these are just two of the actual Kings of England.

Source: homeconcept.ru

7. The Stretch Pad – $918

Oh dang it’s Patricia again and she’s getting angry.

Source: homeconcept.ru

6. Rolley Boy – $1,347

This is doing Buster here a heckin’ concern.

Source: homeconcept.ru

5. My Place – $510

Wait, which one is the cushion?

Source: homeconcept.ru

4. A Sandbox – $538

No pet models would accept this gig.

Source: homeconcept.ru

3. Livin’ Leather – $1,149

Charlie has no idea what he’s doing here today but he’s happy to be a part of things.

Source: homeconcept.ru

2. Pride and Joy – $878

Curly is amused.

Source: homeconcept.ru

1. Running on Empty – $1,326

This one is actually just for humans who hate both having money and going to sleep.

Source: homeconcept.ru

Ah, to live as a rich dog.

Would you actually consider buying any of these? Why or why not?

Tell us in the comments.

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July 20, 2021

Times When Kids Really Did Say the Darndest Things

Kids say the funniest things…sometimes…

Like the time 5-year-old Bindi Irwin met her baby brother Robert, and decided that he should be called Brian “for short.”

Well back in January, feminist author @JessicaValenti tweeted about an incident that happened when her child was about that same age:

Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) January 18, 2021

It was a great metaphor for life, and it spawned a whole thread of users telling funny things that their own children had said.

A lot of users focused on how children don’t pull punches, sometimes being brutal without even meaning to.

Picture book author Pat Zietlow Miller shared a time when her young daughter innocently cut her to the quick:

When my daughter was in kindergarten, she went to play at a friend’s house. She came home and told me: “I love Beau’s mom! She’s so young and pretty and thin!” The unstated comparison was just hanging there …

— Pat Zietlow Miller (@PatZMiller) January 19, 2021

And another user shared her child’s response to her own midlife crisis hairdo.

When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was “I hope you can wash that out”.

— Opal (@PamCamp60217334) January 18, 2021

Kids, man. Brutal, and brutally honest.

My daughter, fourth grade. Told me her teacher, upon seeing the broken hoop on the inside of her winter jacket, advised that her mother would be able to sew it back together. My daughter’s response? “Have you met my Mom?

— Alex powers (@ClayDayton) January 18, 2021

Sometimes they’re just trying to be helpful though, like when Heidi Hodges’ daughter overruled her little brother’s kindness.

Ha! Last year I had to go through chemo and lost my eyebrows. I tried to draw on brows but my son (7) said I look pretty without and I don’t need it. I was about to take it off when my daughter (9) said “keep the makeup on. You look like Voldemort without brows.” Thanks kid.

— Heidi Hodges (@hhodges) January 19, 2021

And we all know what it’s like to be seen as the not-fun parent, but I love this user’s response.

My son, irritated at some rule I was enforcing, grumbled, “Daddy is the fun parent.” I gave him the Eye and asked him what that made me then? He paused ever so briefly & then said, “The smart parent.” I told him “Nice save.”

— angelthecellist Is Fully Vaccinated (@angelthecellist) January 18, 2021

I guess it would be way too mean to respond, “I know Dad’s the fun parent, just like your brother is the fun child.”

Yeah, you’re right. Parents have to be the parent, fun or otherwise.

Some of the one-liners parents shared were just hilarious, liked this one from Bonnie Jean:

When my daughter was about 4, she admonished her older brother, who was upset about something: “Sometimes you have to be your own personal armadillo.” We still quote that 20+ years later to mean protect yourself.

— Bonnie Jean (@bonald) January 18, 2021

Use the Force, Luke. Be the armadillo.

I love it.

And you know, it makes sense, because kids just really love animals.

So comparisons to animals are usually a compliment:

My friend took her toddler to see another friends new baby. When she got to see the new baby, she said in her happiest voice, “oh mommy he’s so cute, he looks just like a little pig!”

— Kari MacKinnon (@mackinnom_kari) January 19, 2021

Until they try to turn you into one:

Younger niece (age 3+) looked at her older sister (5+) and said, “Sometimes I wish you were my brother.” Older sister, looked at younger sister, without blinking and said, “Sometimes I wish you were a fish.”

— Noodle (@NudelHalbWeiner) January 19, 2021

Kids, as we all know, also like to eat weird things.

(Let’s hope this isn’t why the 5-year-old wanted to turn her sister into a fish…)

Our goldfish died. When I told my then 5 year old son we had buried it in the garden he burst into tears. I was trying to think of how to explain how all living things die when he tearfully said “I wanted to eat it”

— Terry Dwyer (@TerryDwyerSyd) January 18, 2021

And this kid… The shade.

But I mean, he has a point.

I was in a restroom in London & I heard a mom talking to her young son in the stall next to me, “Mummy said don’t eat the toilet paper!” He replied, “Then why are we even here?”

— bloomswest (@Bloomswest) January 18, 2021

And just… wow.

I would often ask my three year old daughter which things were funnier. “What’s funnier, chairs or tables?” “What’s funnier, hats or goblets?” That kind of thing. One day I asked “What’s funnier, dogs or horses?” And she said “To eat?”

— Raymond Bokhour (@RBokhour) January 19, 2021

Weird eating habits aside, sometimes even the best kids will misbehave.

When my girls were small they got in trouble for arguing not long before bed. My oldest told her little sister from her top bunk, “that’s fine. But just think, my dead skin cells fall on you all night.”

— Dawn Fielder (@fieldersdc) January 19, 2021

As parents, you just have to teach them how to say they’re sorry.

My 3 year old daughter hurt my 5 year old who was crying. I explained to 3 that even when accidental you should apologize properly and mean it. She curtsied and said “I’m sorry, your Majesty”

— Larabell (@welshlady17) January 19, 2021

Even if it makes you want to bust out laughing.

I was driving in rush hour, frustrated and muttering about how slow we were moving. My then-3 year old suddenly piped up from her carseat, “What’s the matter mommy, are you pissed off about all the damn traffic?”

— Star_Spangled_Banter (@LaurenMeir) January 19, 2021

And when life gets them down:

My wife and I still laugh about our older son, age 5, clearly unhappy about having a younger brother. Came to us, heaved a sigh, and said “My life isn’t turning out the way I thought it would.”

— Chris Bryant (@ChrisBr59990913) January 18, 2021

Teach them to look on the bright side.

(This kid must have been friends with @welshlady17’s little girl.)

I took an overnight trip with my sister’s family many years ago The motel we found was a real dump. My 6-year-old niece looked around and pronounced, “Well, it’s not Buckingham Palace, but it’ll do.”

— Cheryl T. (@G8rgrrlCheryl) January 18, 2021

It’s so true what they say. Kids really do say the darndest things.

What’s something hilarious that a small child in your life has said? Tell us in the comments!

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1. This needs to make its way over here.

2. And here’s a flip side…

3. A true American tradition.

4. You gotta love it!

5. A little taste of home.

6. Oh, now it’s on!

7. It looks like Myanmar has a pretty good grasp on what we like.

8. That’s quite a selection.

9. Well, would you look at that!

10. Give it all to me!

11. That’s basically all we eat.

1. You gotta love it!

2. I see what you did there.

3. Technically, you followed the rules.

4. It’s the hottest new TV show!

5. Just blending into the background.

6. That second one was pretty rough, huh?

7. Wow, that got dirty in a hurry.

8. That really hurts.

9. You don’t wanna look dumb, do you?

10. I’m going as fast as I can!

11. Much higher than you thought it was gonna be.

12. What are you guys talking about?

13. This was an important day in history.

1. Pokemon is for everyone!

2. This stuff belongs in a museum.

3. They are stylin’ and profilin’.

4. She’s a total bada**.

5. This lady is awesome!

6. There’s no doubt he won.

7. Let’s revisit the past.

8. The best license plate I’ve ever seen.

9. Let’s hit the open road.

10. He was a natural!

11. Get out there and enjoy yourself.

12. Can’t stop, won’t stop!

1. I wonder how long this sat out there…

2. Here’s the story…

3. Wow! It’s vintage!

4. If you love the crust, this deal is for you.

5. Definitely stylish and classy.

6. A really good deal.

7. This looks very familiar…

8. I’ll take it!

9. Innovative and necessary.

10. I think you might have some other problems on your hand.

11. Hmmmm. This is interesting.

12. This is how you really mix drinks.

1. No picture attached.

2. Worked like a charm!

3. He will sin no more.

4. You gave the whole thing away!

5. This is really wholesome.

6. This isn’t creepy at all.

7. Just doesn’t seem to be working.

8. Uh oh…this isn’t good.

9. If you own a cat, you might need this.

10. They’re complaining because it’s too fast.

11. Where are all the wolves?

12. Really does the trick!

16. I like the way she thinks.

15. Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio

14. I’m ok with that.

13. Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas

12. Decisions are hard.

11. This person is thinking about access to fresh water.

10. There’s always one anarchist in the bunch.

9. More references to the drinking water.

8. Do you think this is a game, sir?

7. There’s always one joker in the bunch.

6. Poor Michigan.

5. This person is out to make some cash.

4. Oops.

3. I hope they have plans to combat the drought.

2. Idk if it’s a complete package.

1. I’m not sure this is allowed.

15. The Woofer Couch – $1,384

14. Her Highness’ Throne – $945

13. The Sacred Temple – $647

12. The Trusted Circle – $1,223