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These Tweets Will Help You Get Through Today, Tomorrow & Maybe Even the Day After That

Life can be rough…that’s why the women of Twitter are here to help you laugh your troubles away!

Enjoy these 13 tweets from the female Twitterati that are sure to make you titter your ass off!

1. Does it have to be five? Isn’t it usually one?

2. Same

3. Shy guy…

4. Surprise ending!

5. Okay… I can see that…

6. When he right, he right…

7. #HotGirlSummer

8. This somehow makes sense…

9. There he is!

10. Mind. Blown.

11. Hands down the best news all day!

12. Nobody expects…

13. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!

Okay, that’ll do for a couple days.

Unless you need more. Then we got you. Just click somewhere and magic will happen.

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15 of the Best “Video Games Don’t Cause Violence” Memes

There is a chart in this article that shows that violence has gone down as more video games have been sold. Like, LITERALLY. Not figuratively. It’s completely a literal, real thing.

So yeah, can we all just calm the fuck down already? Please? And focus on… oh, I don’t know… GUNS?!?!?!

Alright, enough politics…

1. Let’s go!

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2. Same same…

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3. Ummm yeah, what about Japan?!?

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4. Quality meme

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5. All those moms out there be like…

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6. Stone. Cold. Killer.

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7. He sees you…

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8. Ahhh yessshhhhhh

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9. No explanation…

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10. Ugh… anti-vaxxers are the worst…

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11. Don’t mind me and my FISHING POLE!!!

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12. “Science”

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13. THIS IS THE GRAPH I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!

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14. Just planting murder. Nothing to see here.

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15. Never forget…

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What video games do you play? Who have you murdered as a result of playing them?

Let us know in the comments!

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These Mistakes Were Hilariously Cute so We Really Don’t Care They Were Wrong

Sometimes, you just gotta own it…

Have you ever made a mistake online and thought, “I should really delete this.”

Yeah, these 16 people didn’t do that. Instead, they owned up to what they posted and the results are amazing.

1. The most adorable mistake ever?

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2. All of this is fantastic

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3. Ummmm…

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4. I’m done with Denmark!

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5. Oh snap…

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6. Mirror mirror on the wall… who’s the dumbest of them all?

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7. Brain… melting…

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8. All of this oddly fits!

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9. Yeah, they must have been TIRED!

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10. Somebody was stoned AF…

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11. Ah ha!

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12. Haha… actor concerts…

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13. OMFG!

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14. Hahaha… does Australia actually exist? Hmmmm?

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15. Haha… wrong man, MAN!

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16. Roped in!

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Thank you people of the internet! You make life worth living!

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Men Explain What Life Is like If You Marry a Trophy Wife

People are quick to judge and make assumptions about trophy wives. No doubt about that. However, what is it like for men who knowingly chose their partner with the intention of them being a trophy wife?

These guys open up about their unconventional marriages and the eyebrows they raise as a result.

Read on to find out what they had to say about their relationships.

1. Seems happy… for now…

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2. This is actually kind of sweet…

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3. I don’t think the lawyers  are gonna let you off that easily…

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4. Another adorable admission!

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5. Not everybody has to be everything for you…

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6. Are you sure…

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7. You have issues….

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8. Well… duh!

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9. At least you know the deal!

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10. She wasn’t a gold digger if she stuck around…

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11. How sweet…

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What do you think? Would you ever have a trophy wife? Or a trophy hubby?

Let us know in the comments!

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These Funny Memes About Time Travel Might Make You See the Future

Time travel is most likely impossible, but what if it wasn’t? What if somebody tapped you on the shoulder tomorrow and it was YOU and YOU told you to not go to work the next day? Would you go to work?!? Well, would you?!?!

All we know for sure is that these 13 memes will transport you through space and time to a reality where you’re laughing more than you thought you would. Basically, 2 minutes from now.

Enjoy the trip!

13. So those jokes didn’t age well…

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12. My compatriots!

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11. Sorry Romans!

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10. Heh. 69…

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9. There’s a second one?!?

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8. You know it’ll happen…

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7. Oh snapppppppp…

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6. But why?!

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5. Let’s go!

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4. How many wars will there be?!?!

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3. **squeeeee!**

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2. Uh oh…

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1. Ladies and gentlemen… we will be victorious!

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Are you a time traveller? Answer yes or no in the comments. Then provide proof.

Don’t worry, we’ll wait.

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16 Memes That Capture What It Means to Be Left-Handed

Left-handed folks are a different breed, I’ll tell ya…

They also love being left-handed, they treat other left-handers like members of a secret society, and they adore jokes that have to do with their “odd” handedness. At least, all of those have been true about the left-handers in my life… so it MUST be true!

If the same goes for you (or someone you know), these 16 memes are going to be right up your alley.

16. My kingdom for one left-handed desk!

15. Fair warning.

14. Everything. *eyebrow wiggle*

13. No one said it would be easy.

12. Hey, it’s a leg up!

11. Their struggle is long.

10. A dead giveaway.

9. Seriously.

8. So sweet.

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Wow… for all those years of being his right-hand man you’d finger he’d show a little more wristpect. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Happy #internationallefthandersday to all of my fellow lefties! I thought I’d used up all of my southpaw punny ideas but it turns out I’ve still got a few more left on the punny-do list… and that’s all right with me. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⚡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⚡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ??⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #lefthandedproblems #lefthanded #lefties #southpaw #wronghanded #hands #lefthandedcompliment #insult #rude #compliments #mashup #guywhodraws #cartoonoftheday #mplsart #puns #pun #punny #Badpuns #illustration #minneapolisartist #strangeart #lowbrowpopsurrealism #weirdoart #dailydrawing

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7. Never give up.

6. All the time.

5. There’s always a comment.

4. Lead poisoning, anyone?

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I swear ?? #lefthandedproblems

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3. There’s writing on those?

2. Otherwise I’ll slowly go insane.

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Yes please ? The struggle is real. #lefthandedproblems

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1. So romantic.

Do your part. Hug a left-hander – from the right side.

Heh. ?

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These Tweets Show, Once Again, That Women Are Funnier Than Men

The ladies of Twitter are out in FULL FORCE in this article, bringing down the house with laughter once again!

Check out these 12 tasty examples of what happens when you give a woman a phone, a sense of humor and A LOT of time…

1. Watch out Spidey!

2. Okay… I can see that…

3. Bitchy stopping face…

4. Gurrrrrllllll…

5. I got that green dumb…

6. Can’t tell the difference!

7. Yes. That is true.

8. When he right, he right…

9. Perfect

10. #HotGirlSummer

11. Define “safe”

12. She’s fine boys!

Ahhhhh… now that felt good.

*le sigh*

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Tennessee Police Warned About “Meth Gators,” Then Had to Walk It Back

Remember that urban legend that said if you flushed a baby alligator down the toilet, the poor little fella would end up in the sewer, get enormous, have a major chip on its shoulder for being deserted, and then would go on a killing rampage? It’s actually the basis of a schlocky 1980 movie called Alligator.

Well, there’s a new alligator-centered urban legend you should familiarize yourself with because it’s a doozy…and police in Tennessee had to backtrack after the story went viral. Let’s begin, shall we?

Police in Loretto, Tennessee, posted a photo on Facebook about a drug bust. In the post, they also told people they shouldn’t flush their drugs down the toilet because it ends up in local waterways and that’s always bad news…oh, and it might create meth gators.

You read that right, meth gators.

The Facebook post read:

“Folks…please don’t flush your drugs m’kay. When you send something down the sewer pipe it ends up in our retention ponds for processing before it is sent down stream. Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth.

Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”

People on social media bought into the hype and shared their thoughts.

Because the story went viral and people totally believed these doped-up reptiles might be coming to hunt them down, the Loretto Police Department had to clarify that meth gators are not, in fact, real.

I mean, this story even went international:

Loretto Police chief Bobby Joe Killen said, “As far as I know, there’s no methed-up gators being sighted anywhere. It’s just a joke to let people know they don’t need to be flushing their drugs of any kind down the sewer system. They need to dispose of it in a proper manner.”

Killen added, “We take our job seriously, but we like to joke amongst ourselves at the department. When you work eight, 10-hour shifts in our line of work, there are times when we like to laugh a little bit. Otherwise, you take your problems home.”

I predict a horror movie franchise based on meth gators and I could not be more pleased about it!

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The Heavy Metal Knitting World Championships Recently Took Place in Finland

There are no doubt a bunch of funny/weird/eccentric competitions out there that you and I haven’t heard about yet.

But this is something you should probably acquaint yourself with…because it is EPIC. The Heavy Metal Knitting World Championships took place in Joensuu, Finland, in July 2019 – and by the looks of it, it was a helluva lot of fun.

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It’s pretty simple: knitters get onstage and a heavy metal band plays. So the knitters kind of become part of the band. Heavy metal is hugely popular in Finland, so it only makes sense that this unusual contest took place there. Finnish heavy metal bands that are popular include HIM, Insomnium, Children of Bodom, Amorphis, Lordi, and Nightwish.

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You know what else is really popular in Finland? You guessed it! Knitting! Perfect combination, right? A band called Maniac Abductor (great name, by the way) played while the knitters feverishly worked their fingers to the bone.

One competitor in the competition said, “Knitting is such a meditative activity, but now it’s energetic and it’s heart-pumping.” Another added, “It’s ridiculous, but it’s so much fun.”

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It's one week since the 1st Heavy Metal Knitting World Championship and we're still overwhelmed by all of this! There has been so many articles, interviews and media interest towards our newly established sport that we've completely lost track of how far and wide the information has spread. We checked the top 10 most viewed videos on Facebook, Twitter and Youtube – combined they have 24 million views and around 200 000 shares at the moment, and it's just the top 30 posts of these channels :O A month ago "heavy metal knitting" search in Google resulted in a few thousand results. Today the amount of results stands at over 500 000 ? There has been several tv-spots in Japan, radio interviews in Australia and UK, many of the contestants have been interviewed in their home countries. So amazing and crazy at the same time! Knitting is definitely no bullshitting. Thank you for making this all possible! We're currently drafting the outlines of the event for next year and will let you know immediately when we've agreed on the date of the competition ? (The Knitting is no Bullshitting cloth was used in @antra.karkla final act ?) (Picture by @tovarimarketing @joonakotilainen ?) #heavymetalknitting

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This is how the event’s Facebook page sums it up:

“In heavy metal knitting, needlework and music become united like never before. On the same stage, accompanied by a million-dollar guitar solo, with hair flowing in the air, there’s heavy metal music and knitting, shaking hands.

Knitting to the rhythm of heavy metal music can be compared to playing air guitar — which is a Finnish way to goof around as well. In heavy metal knitting, the knitter becomes a part of the band, showing their best needlework tricks as the heavy riffs echo on the background. The knitter takes part in the jam while their balls of yarn and knitting needles swish through the air…”

And get a load of who ended up winning the championship.

Incredible. Here’s some video of the event you need to see.

I think I’m gonna have to go to this next year…Finland, here I come!

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Some Horses Have Incredibly Hipster Mustaches

The world is pretty depressing right now, so here’s some good news: some horses can grow mustaches, and they look ridiculous! If horses were hipsters from Brooklyn, they would look exactly like this.

Mustaches are common in a horse breed called the Gypsy Vanner. They have a long, luxurious mane and big voluminous hair on their lower legs. And on their faces, they rock a mustache.

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Not all Gypsy Vanner horses have a mustache, but many do, and the trait is not limited to males. If the hair is long enough, it tends to curl up hipster-style.

Horse mustache, its a thing.Deal with it.

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Gypsy Vanner horses aren’t the only ones who can grow mustaches. Other breeds, such as Clydesdales, Shires, and British Ponies are also capable of growing mustaches. In fact, the most famous horse mustache of all (probably) belongs to a horse called Alfie who is a Shire mix. His mustache is said to be the largest of any horse in the U.K.

People have a variety of opinions about this horse mustache thing. It’s shocking, obviously.

But also pretty cool, and maybe even… Beautiful?

Some of these horses look like MySpace models.

Other people are decidedly against the horse mustache, though.

“Oh wow oh no oh wow I don’t like the horse mustache at all,” one person tweeted.

“This has fucked with me all day, I feel so weird about this,” another said.

Welp, at least mustaches can always be shaved.

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