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15 Very Funny Tweets About CBD

Every time I turn a corner these days, there’s a CBD shop staring me in the face.

Which I guess is a good thing because (apparently )it helps out a lot of people who have to deal with anxiety, depression, and other ailments.

And one thing is for sure: people seem to LOVE it.

Are you one of them? Enjoy these tweets.

1. What is this feeling?

2. Might’ve chilled him out.

3. Not gonna work this time.

4. Chill out, pooch!

5. Thanks, Gramps.

6. Not the greatest side effect.

7. Give it a shot.

8. YOU WILL SEE GOD.

9. I’m sure it’ll be here soon.

10. You’re canceled.

11. Do it together.

12. Listen, I’m gonna fill you in…

13. It’s different, you see…

14. Gonna leave a mark.

15. Yes, pretty much.

I might have to give this CBD thing a shot…all the kids are doing it!

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15 Drunk People That Will Make You Laugh and Shake Your Head

All of us know that moderation is the key to life…but seeing very drunk people do really ridiculous things is quite entertaining, isn’t it?

You bet it is!

So sit back, kick your feet up, and enjoy these amusing posts from very drunk people and the very drunk things they did…

1. It was an impulse purchase.

2. That was NOT a mistake.

Drunk amazon shopping led to a nice surprise from drunk

3. Time well spent.

4. How’d it taste?

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5. Are you okay, Gatwick Airport?

6. You got Punk’d!

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7. Looks like a killer party.

8. Got it, Mom?

9. It’ll be fully charged in the morning.

10. That was a nice shot!

11. I need to do this to my fridge.

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That's art right there ? (@menshumor)

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12. Why are you ruining me?

13. Sounds normal to me.

14. Seems a little excessive.

15. Just pretend it doesn’t exist.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done after you had a few too many drinks?

Share your stories in the comments so we can all enjoy them!

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15 Tweets That Should Please All the English Majors out There

These posts sure are lit.

English lit, that is!

Those English majors sure are a punny bunch, aren’t they? If you one of these folks or maybe you just merely identify with them, you will enjoy these tweets.

You may proceed!

1. That’s very true.

2. Time to unpack.

3. Maybe they had a few too many?

4. Oh, here we go…

5. Not gonna make it.

6. That’s much better.

7. Don’t ask me.

8. A lot to read…

9. He is pretty good, I must say…

10. Might want to wait on that a little while…

11. Is that really E.E. Cummings?

12. Funny how that works.

13. No symbolism here, unfortunately.

14. That’s high praise.

15. Oh, it’s lit alright.

Okay, I’m gonna say it…NERD ALERT.

But don’t take it as an insult! I’m one of you!

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15 Funny Tweets About My Chemical Romance Reuniting

We all know that you love My Chemical Romance. It’s okay, you’re not alone, friend. This is a safe space for MCR fans.

And now that they’re reuniting, you can shout out from the rooftops about how excited you are to see them back together again!

You never left your emo phase behind AND YOU KNOW IT…

1. Kids today…are scary!

2. Here, here!

3. Take it easy…

4. Parents won’t be pleased.

5. SOLD OUT.

6. The holy trinity.

7. Hahahahaha. All fired up.

8. Not telling the truth…

9. Immediate eye shadow.

10. OH MY GOD.

11. I’m baaaaaaack.

12. Here we go again.

13. A lot of tears.

14. A direct correlation.

15. Welp, maybe not done yet…

Two things:

  1. What other bands do you want to see play some reunion shows?
  2. If you have some old photos of you decked out in emo clothing and makeup, PLEASE SHARE THEM IN THE COMMENTS!

I’m so exciteeeedddd.

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According to Scientists, Here Are 5 Benefits of Sarcasm

A lot of people out there consider themselves fluent in sarcasm – and if you can find a friend who speaks your language, they’re sure to be one for life. And while some people don’t appreciate the method of communication (losers), people who enjoy it – or depend on it to prevent them from committing murder – now have scientific reasons to continue.

5 reasons, in fact.

5. Sarcasm could make you appear more confident at work.

 

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A 2016 paper claimed that coworkers with good zingers in response to workplace chatter were perceived as having more competence and confidence than their simply jovial peers.

“The successful use of humor – telling jokes that are funny and appropriate – can raise your status because it makes you appear more confident and more competent,” they wrote in their publication. “Confidence and competence are two of the key traits that determine whether we give someone status. The reason for this is because we want the individuals who have influence in a group to be those who are capable of leading it.”

And humor reinforces those traits.

“Before we tell a joke, especially to people we do not know well, it’s difficult to know with certainty if our audience will find it funny and appropriate. If they find it unfunny and inappropriate, they will think that we lack competence and we will lose status. Given that humor is risky, telling a joke signals confidence.”

4. Sarcasm can make for strong social bonding.

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Sharing a joke strengthens our bonds with other people.

“Sarcasm improves social bonding between the speaker and the addressee. Sarcasm can also be used to convey humor and jocularity, which can improve mood both in the speaker and addressee,” explains associate professor Melanie Glenwright.

3. Sarcasm can improve creativity.

A 2015 paper made the case that sarcasm can facilitate creative thinking. According to lead author Li Huang,

“This is because both sarcasm construction and sarcasm interpretation are conducive to abstract thinking, a key cognitive precursor to creative thinking. In this way, to construct or interpret sarcasm is to traverse the psychological distance between the stated and the intended meaning through abstract thinking.”

2. Sarcasm can make you appear more intelligent.

Sarcasm and humor both require creative thinking that’s rapidly deployed to analyze a situation, and a clever retort could increase people’s opinions of your intellect.

“Saying something that is funny and appropriate is difficult. It requires being able to recognize an opportunity for humor – ‘did someone just say something I know a funny response for’ – [and] being able to quickly generate or recall a funny response and being able to predict how the audience is going to respond. On top of those things, delivery and timing also matter….We tend to view people who manage to successfully pull off all of these things as being more intelligent, and we see that reflected in the way we refer to them.”

1. Sarcasm can make criticisms go down a bit easier.

A 2016 paper co-authored by Melanie Glenwright looked at how children and adults interpreted sarcastic commentary and found that even criticism can be softened by a well-timed amusing remark.

“The use of indirect language allows the speaker to criticize the addressee indirectly which is perceived as more polite than a direct, literal insult. Speakers may use sarcasm to deliver insults in professional or social settings here they were to criticize another person in a less-harsh manner.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m going to take this advice to heart. For science.

Are you a fan of sarcasm, too? Keep it up, I say!

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Christmas Beard Lights Are Here. Go Ahead and Embrace It!

Trends come and go throughout the years. What’s hot one minute is considered pretty lame a minute later. It can sure be hard to keep up, am I right?

Well, here’s one trend I hope sticks around for many years because 1). It’s pretty hilarious, and 2). It’s quite festive! A company called Firebox sells Christmas lights for beards, and I have to say, this may be the best idea I’ve seen in quite a while.

Not enough room in your living space for a tree? Make your face fuzz festive instead and bring Christmas with you…

Posted by Firebox on Monday, November 19, 2018

The lights can be nestled comfortably into your bushy beard, and the battery pack is small enough to fit in there and not cause you any issues, so everybody’s a winner here!

Firebox also has some other fun accessories for your beard, such as the Disco Beard Kit, the Snow Beard Kit, and the Christmas Tree Beard Kit.

Photo Credit: Firebox

The reviews don’t lie, either:

“Absolutly [sic] hysterical and was one of the main talking points during Christmas in our house. Lovley [sic] bright LED’s, good functions and apparently the clips were comfortable!”

“Bought as a joke gift for Christmas for my daughters husband who has a very bushy beard. Thought the kids would love it.”

“Brilliant product, bought for my hairy son. Lit up his night shift!”

Also, there are some other companies out there that sell similar products if you want to shop around. One thing fellas: you gotta grow your own beard, so get going on that, okay?

It really is the most wonderful time of the year! Are you gonna get in on this trend?  If you do, you’ll be “lit”. Get it? If you do this, let’s see your photos in the comments!

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Mountain Dew Lovers: Get Psyched, Because There’s Now a Scented Candle Just for You

Most of us have a favorite soda. Mine happens to be good old Coca Cola Classic. But it doesn’t have much of a smell to it, does it?

Then there’s Mountain Dew, which has an unmistakable aroma, whether you’re a fan or not.

Well, a genius is now capitalizing on that smell and we’re all better for it. An Etsy shop called 716 Candle Co. is selling Mountain Dew-scented candles for only $15 a pop.

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And in a Mountain Dew can, no less.

The candle is made from 100% soy wax from soybeans grown in America, and it’s supposed to burn for 40 hours (what a deal!). You can also get the Diet Mountain Dew version if you’re a bigger fan of that soda.

 

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Let’s take a look at the reviews for the candle, shall we?

“Smells just like Mountain Dew, and amazing customer service! You won’t regret getting this!”

“Shipping was fast, candle smells exactly like Mountain Dew, and candle design was exactly as anticipated – a perfect gift for any Mountain Dew fanatic!”

“Just amazing and the seller made the fizzy pop scent custom for me. Much appreciated.”

It looks like this company also has a Dr. Pepper candle, but it’s currently sold out. Keep an eye out that one to add to your arsenal!

To all the soda lovers out there, what kind of candle do you want to get your hands on? RC? Jolt Cola, Cheerwine?

Let us know in the comments!

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15 Tweets That Will Look Familiar If You’ve Ever Been in a “Situationship”

Have you experienced this situation before? you hang out with someone for quite a while, you’re intimate, it feels like a relationship…but then it never quite goes anywhere.

Sound familiar? It’s called being in a “situationship,” and a lot of us have been there at one time or another – maybe you’ve even been on both sides of it.

Here are 15 tweets that really hit the nail on the head about this unique experience in our love lives.

1. Totally on your own.

2. Skipping over that one.

3. Is that clear?

4. It sure is weird.

5. It’s fun, right?!?!

6. Gee, thanks a lot.

7. What’s the rush?

8. That’s every day.

9. Go wit da flow.

10. That’s a smart move.

11. It all goes back to this one girl…

12. Everything except that one part.

13. That doesn’t sound good at all.

14. That would sell like hotcakes.

15. Skeletons in the closet.

I know a bunch of you have been in these so-called “situationships.”

Tell us about your experience in the comments! Don’t hold back now!

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15 Times Older People on Facebook Were Totally Hilarious

Older folks and social media can be a really hilarious combination. It often seems like they don’t necessarily understand how to use Facebook or Instagram correctly – because why would they? – and major humor ensues.

I think you’ll see exactly what I mean when you scroll through these posts.

Get it together, senior citizens!

1. Perfect placement, don’t you think?

Found this on facebook marketplace and cant stop thinking about it from oldpeoplefacebook

2. You asked for it.

Name this plant from oldpeoplefacebook

3. That pretty much sums up old folks.

ITS ON MY COMPUTER SO ITS MY PAGE! from oldpeoplefacebook

4. An epic announcement.

Good job from oldpeoplefacebook

5. Don’t bother correcting that.

Abdomen I meant ottoman from oldpeoplefacebook

6. Hahahaha, this is good.

Please not the attorney general from oldpeoplefacebook

7. Probably not the best place for that.

That’s a bit of a bombshell from oldpeoplefacebook

8. He looks confused.

A voyage into voice dictation from oldpeoplefacebook

9. Thank you for sharing.

My Aunt giving everyone a heads up from oldpeoplefacebook

10. Murray needs water.

water from oldpeoplefacebook

11. She’s really asking for it.

Recipes for cream of corn from oldpeoplefacebook

12. Epic biography.

a small biography of charles from oldpeoplefacebook

13. I need a down loaf.

Free down loaf from oldpeoplefacebook

14. Yes, I really do.

I LIKE YOUR DOG from oldpeoplefacebook

15. A master photographer.

Pet groups are where grandma shows off her photo skills from oldpeoplefacebook

That’s humor, baby!

Never gets old…

Do you have any funny examples of your parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc. doing this kind of stuff on social media? If so, share some pics in the comments!

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This Church in Is Going Viral for Its Clever Signs

I love a good church sign, and I’ve noticed that churches in all different parts of the country are getting in on the action.

I think that’s a trend we can all get behind, don’t you?

Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church in Wantagh, New York, is gettin’ it done in the sign game in a major way. Some of their messages are funny and some are designed to make people think.

Pastor Ron Garner said, “Our church is located on a very busy street in Wantagh. I want to convey to the public that Christianity doesn’t have to be staid. I also want to convey to passersby that I believe people who follow Jesus are not called to be apolitical but are called to take social justice issues seriously. We are a small congregation but we have new members who came because of our signs.”

Enjoy!

1. Peace is priceless.

WMCC's latest sign. . .

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Friday, September 6, 2013

2. I like this message.

WMCC's latest sign. . .

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, July 16, 2013

3. Walk the walk.

Our latest church sign. . .

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, February 26, 2013

4. Yes! I love this!

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Friday, June 15, 2012

5. Can’t hide bigotry.

As I said before, plagiarism can be a good thing. Thanks to Rev. Denoon and the students who stood up to Westboro Baptist at UNLV.

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6. Hopefully, this is true for all of us.

The congregation of WMCC wish all of you a Happy New Year! May you be blessed and be a blessing to others.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Saturday, December 31, 2011

7. Go ahead, try it.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Saturday, April 16, 2011

8. He was a rebel.

WMCC gets ready for this week's gospel lesson: "The Samaritan Woman."

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, March 22, 2011

9. NONE.

Our latest entry on our sign is getting lots of attention. This may be the last entry made on "old faithful." We are hoping that our new sign will be installed in a matter of days.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Thursday, February 10, 2011

10. This one is powerful.

Our latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Thursday, January 19, 2017

11. Same old message.

Our new enlarged and improved sign.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, March 15, 2011

12. A timely sign.

Our latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Monday, August 20, 2018

13. Not at all.

Our latest sign . . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Monday, June 18, 2018

14. That sounds familiar…

WMCC's latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Saturday, December 26, 2015

15. Amen to that!

Our latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Monday, April 6, 2015

Are there any churches by you that are bringing their A-Game to their signage?

Share some pics with us in the comments!

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