15 People Share Times When They Died Inside

All of us have had those moments in life when we were so embarrassed or humiliated that a little part of us died. A lot of them come in our younger years when we try to ask out the popular girl or guy or act cool in front of our peers. Or, sometimes, incredibly terrible or sad things take place that leave a mark on us forever.

Folks on AskReddit shared their experiences, and I think you’re gonna cringe while reading about these experiences.

1. They sure are cruel.

“In the 7th grade, I got my back to school clothes. For some reason, I thought yellow pants and a yellow Hawaiian shirt looked AWESOME . I was excited to wear this new outfit. We were not wealthy, so having new clothes like this was a big deal for me.

Sitting in my English class I received a note. It said “Are you the mustard man?” and was signed by every.person.in.the.fucking.class and as I read it, they all burst out in laughter. All of them.

Its a moment in life where you have to laugh or cry and either way you die inside.

I chose to laugh.

Kids are cruel.”

2. Yes, I do mind.

“When I was 18 and at a carnival with a group of people I knew from school, including my long-time crush. At some point, people started dropping off from the group, going on rides, getting food, that kind of stuff. Eventually, it was only me, my crush and my little sister (little as in almost 16). I kept waiting for her to leave, too, to go find some of her friends or whatever.

After hanging out together for another 15 or so minutes, it slowly dawned on me that it wasn’t him and me waiting for her to leave, but them waiting for me to leave. They shortly after became a couple for a few months.

It later turned out that they got to know each other at my 18th birthday party two months prior (they never met before). When my sister got back later that evening she told me that and said “you don’t mind, do you?”.

I did mind, very much.”

3. This is terrible.

“I received a set of boxes in the mail with no return address on a Monday morning. When I opened the boxes I started noticing stuff that is my mom’s (her handwriting on notes) this seems to be some sort of care package from my mom! (Was in college at the time).

As I opened more, there were all these documents? I was confused, then I found the note. My mom committed suicide but planned it all out. She sent me a list of “things to take care of now that she’s gone”. Now I hate getting packages.”

4. That’s very sad.

“When my dad told me he was obligated to love me, but he didnt have to like me.

I was 10. And I was absolutely crushed.”

5. Pretty embarrassing.

“I had a customer who was holding and examining an awkward, fragile, and expensive item with one hand… I asked her to please hold it with two.

She turned to look at me. She only had one arm.”

6. It was not quiet.

“When I was about 9 I was in a school assembly (all 400~ students and all teachers). At our school assembly’s the students sat cross legged on wooden floor in the sports hall.

Well, I had to fart, and I assumed it would be quiet. It was not. It ended up being extremely loud and was amplified by the wooden floor.”

7. I wonder why…

“At a company event. As we left, my colleagues were nowhere to be found as I walked outside. So I waited there. Turns out they were taking a group photo without me.”

8. A strange birthmark.

“Interviewing a potential student who is interested in my school, he has a huge green circle around his eye.

“Wow, quite a black eye! what’d you do?”

“I was born like this.””

9. A big joke.

“As a neurotic and anxious middle schooler, I decided to ask a girl to a dance, but through AIM (shoutout to the late 2000’s). She said yes and the majority of the class ended up finding out. I thought everything was alright until I got a phone call from somebody else telling me that it was all just a joke.”

10. A nice guy stepped in.

“6th grade all day field trip to Sea world Orlando. Surprise period through my WHITE shorts. All the moms who wanted to help only had tampons, I was 11 and had no idea how to use them, there ensued an embarrassing crash course. I was devastated until random dad saved the day by giving me his windbreaker to tie around my waste and told me to, ” go have fun”

Thanks random field trip dad, you saved the day!”

11. Reality check.

“When my friends said I should drink some more because I’m no fun without alcohol…”

12. Do you speak French?

“I went to an interview once where one of the two people interviewing me asked if I knew French. I said I knew core French so they decided to conduct the interview completely in French…

I can understand when someone speaks French to me, I can read and write fluently in French, but I cant for the life of me speak French. It was so bad that one of the interviewers got up and left halfway through and didn’t come back.

Needless to say I didn’t get the job.”

13. Whoopsie daisy.

“That time I left school while chatting to friends and spotted my mum’s car, got in said car and uttered the usual “thanks for picking me up mum” only to realise that it was not in fact my mum’s car , but a complete stranger and their family.”

14. Always take a second look.

“Setting: junior high. Status: awkward preteen. Style: liked cats, very shy. Walked out of the school bathroom. Noticed after a bit that the popular girl in school was watching me, giving me a strange look. She then approached me, and wordlessly pulled my skirt out of my underwear that I’d just tidily tucked in with the rest of my uniform. Then just walked away to avoid my shame, as I’d just been walking around with my panties showing…”

15. People suck.

“I was 15, someone was taking a photo of my girlfriend at the time and I and she goes “make sure you don’t smile, you’re ugly when you smile you look much better when you’re serious, don’t want you ruining another photo”.

It was not a joke.

That killed me so hard I’m 34 and I still struggle to smile in front of people.”

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These ‘Woman Yelling at a Cat’ Memes Should Tickle Your Funny Bone

Sometimes, a meme grabs the public the throat and refuses to let go. Kind of like the guy ignoring his girlfriend meme, or the girl grinning in front of the fire. Remember those?

Well, here’s another one that people are fascinated by for one reason or another. Heck, one guy even pulled it off for Halloween.

So enjoy the “woman yelling at a cat” meme because you never know when it made fade away forever…

1. Please don’t eat it like that.

2. Hahahaha.

3. Which one do you prefer?

4. Which will come out on top?

5. Doing good work.

6. Is Google listening?

“Woman yelling at cat eating food” from dankmemes

7. It’s pronounced “zink”.

8. Grammar wars.

9. This one is good.

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10. See, it’s totally harmless!

I usually don’t get too interested in trendy memes, but this one is hilarious to me, for some reason.

What do you think? Share your favorite one that you’ve seen in the comments!

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15 Acts of Vandalism That Could Be Considered Genius

Take note: not all graffiti has to be huge, intrusive, offensive, or ugly. There’s a way to do a little bit here and a little bit there so it can be classified as “genius vandalism.”

And I think we can all agree that these examples fall into that category, and, frankly, they are just too funny for anyone to get into trouble for.

Take a look.

1. All it needed was a pair of eyes.

How to cause heart attacks Watch Here :https://youtu.be/Iiy8w-0DHQY

2. Is that the Empire State Building?

Mini Kong. from pics

3. That is very impressive.

Alligator from pics

4. This guy doesn’t look thrilled about it.

Subtle yoyo vandalism from pics

5. Marge’s hair is large and in charge.

Whoever did this deserves a fucking beer from pics

6. Time for a shave.

Sculpture hack. from funny

7. Be careful out there…

Drop-in from pics

8. I sure am…

Aren’t we all? from funny

9. Goats Butter!

If There’s Something Strange, In Your Neighborhood from MildlyVandalised

10. Someone went to a lot of work printing those stickers.

No bills from MildlyVandalised

11. That is good advice.

What a great life hack! from funny

12. Uh oh…now what?

NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! from MildlyVandalised

13. Got a little too wasted.

One too many…

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14. That looks cool.

Creative painting on barrier bars from pics

15. There’s the culprit.

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Those are really impressive!

Have you seen some good examples out and about in your town? If so, share them in the comments so we can all see these unique works of art.

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Here Is Every Western Literary Movement in History Summed up with Single Sentences

Are you a history and literature buff?

Well, whether you do (and will know what we’re talking about here and probably feel a bit superior about the whole thing) or don’t (who has time for that stuff, anyway?) there’s a good chance you’ll get a chuckle out of these “layman’s” summaries of histories literary movements.

Courtesy of World Circus.

Please. Enjoy.

Old English

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Middle English

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Elizabethan

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Jacobean

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Late Renaissance

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Age of Enlightenment

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Sturm und Drang

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Romanticism

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Victorian

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Transcendentalism

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Gothic Literature

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Post-Colonialism

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Literature of the Absurd

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Realism

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The Beat Generation

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The Lost Generation

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The Harlem Renaissance

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Modernist

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Surrealism

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Post-Modernism

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Magical Realism

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There you have it – don’t you feel smarter now? I know I do!

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The Roaming Charges on Eagles’ GPS Trackers Bankrupt Russian Researcher Team

Now, this is certainly interesting.

Some steppe eagles got into trouble with their researchers for sending text messages that resulted in huge cell phone bills.

Bad, bad birds!

Researchers at the Russian Raptors Research and Conservation Network were studying the steppe eagles to learn more about their summer migratory patterns. To track the eagles, researchers tagged the birds with GPS monitors that would send their locations via text.

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The idea was that the eagles would fly around all summer in a virtually cell tower-less region of Kazakhstan, banking up texts of their GPS coordinates that would eventually get sent when they returned to cell service.

So, yes, the plan worked…almost.

The birds spent the majority of their time in the area researchers assumed they would. And the researchers received texts whenever the eagles hit a network in other parts of Kazakhstan and Russia.

What the researchers didn’t anticipate were the odd trips into Iran, where there is oodles of cell phone coverage. Unfortunately, the researchers’ cell phone plan didn’t cover that service.

The eagles weren’t only soaring, they were roaming.

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Everyone knows– except steppe eagles, evidently – that sending text messages without an international calling plan is like throwing money out the window.

What do birds think? That money grows on trees?

The researchers were charged about $0.77 per text, at four per bird per day.

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In the eagles’ defense, they may have decided to vacay in Iran due to the loss of some of their traditional Kazakh breeding grounds to farmland. At any rate, they literally bankrupted the scientists, who had to turn to social media for fundraising.

Friends and fans of steppe eagles stepped up and covered the birds’ bills (and more) so the research could continue.

Cell phone roaming charges are…for the birds.

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Enjoy These Halloween Skeletons That Are Posed in a Different Situation Every Day

People celebrate Halloween differently. On one end, you have the folks who barely remember to put out a pumpkin on October 31st, and often it’s not even carved into a Jack-o-lantern! On the other end of the spectrum are the people who turn their home into a haunted house, putting in so much time and effort that spectators travel from miles around just to take a look.

And then, there are Bill and Bob. We don’t know their last names or where they live. All we know is that they take Halloween far more seriously than you or I do.

It starts with a few plastic skeletons. Bob and Bill could easily set up their skeletal decorations in a spooky tableau and call it a day. Instead, they pose them in a completely new situation every day. Their neighbor Sami Campoagnano first noticed Bob and Bill’s handiwork and posted it on Twitter, where it promptly went viral.

The scenes are definitely more funny than scary. Almost all of them involve the skeletons in an everyday mundane situation, which makes it even more absurd. (via Bored Panda)

 

1. Follow the yellow brick road!

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2. Dancing with the Stars

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3. Piñata time

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4. Rainy day

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5. Learning to ride a bike

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6. Gone camping

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7. Pool party!

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8.

9. Yard work

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10. Break dancing

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11. Feeling the burn

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12. Garage sale

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13. “Take a little off the top”

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14. Happy Easter!

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15. Lost at sea

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20 Literal Translations That Might Make You LOL

Have you ever tried to learn a foreign language? Then you likely realized – quickly – that knowing vocabulary and verb tenses is only part of becoming truly bilingual. Every language has idioms and sayings that are quirky and unique (some even vary by region!) that you have to figure out before people will make total sense when they talk.

Because some of the literal translations of those idioms? Hilarious, even if they do make a weird sort of sense!

Facebook group Monolinguals are the worst encouraged its members to share the funniest literal translations they know, and…y’all. Prepare to be amused.

20. There are wide range of how people think about ladybugs.

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19. Think of it as hair – that’s one way to save your diet.

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18. This mental image is just more than I can really compute.

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17. Annnnd now I want one more than ever.

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16. I don’t really get why, but it is funny.

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15. That is not at all appetizing.

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14. I know name calling is wrong but they kind of deserve it.

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13. An oddly accurate description.

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12. Without a thumb, but okay.

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11. It is quite delicious.

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10. Because he’s lying in wait I get it.

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9. That’s what it tastes like!

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8. The dove part is totally throwing me.

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7. They call them like they see them.

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6. Yes, yes that’s what it does so that’s what it is.

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5. You will find that Germans are very practical.

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4. I guess it depends on which side of this you’re on…

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3. I’m going to need someone to explain this to me.

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2. Let the uprising begin.

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1. You know what they used to do to witches, right?

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These renew my interest in learning another language.

Do you speak more than one? Do you have a favorite idiom that’s not totally translatable? Please share it in the comments!

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This Company Sells a Mini Jacuzzi Just for Your Testicles

Dad, this one’s for you…

I can’t wait to see the look on his face as he beams with pride, sensing that I finally understand him as a human being. It will be a beautiful bonding moment that we’ll both remember forever. Perhaps we can even enjoy this unique activity together at the kitchen table…sitting side by side…

Okay, that’s not gonna happen, but you have to admit the idea of the Testicuzzi is certainly intriguing…and kind of hilarious. Yes, it is a mini jacuzzi that is just for your testicles.

The company website describes how this unique product was born:

“There are many conversations that inspire ideas in people. There are also many conversations about testicles and other things that inspire people to laugh. The conceiving of the Testicuzzi is no different. Just over a year ago, a few friends were hanging out on a houseboat in beautiful lake powell.

As many drunk conversations go, the conversation turned to college trends and what’s going on in the world of sexuality. Turns out, some people enjoy placing their testicles into a cup of water and letting someone blow bubbles in the water with a straw. The visual was too funny to pass up and the idea of the testicle jacuzzi (Testicuzzi) was born. After a few weeks of initial idea drawing and 3D printing the first iteration of the hot tub for your testicles was developed and produced.

Since then, there have been several variations of the hot tub for your nuts, but the essence of the Testicuzzi has remained the same and after many prototypes and a lot of 3D printing. The final Testicuzzi was born into this beautiful world.”

The world is definitely a better place with this product…

Posted by Testicuzzi on Friday, August 9, 2019

The mini jacuzzis will cost you $39.95, and they come in black or white – so you do you, okay?

I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life, but you might want to get these as stocking stuffers for all the males in your life for Christmas this year. This one’s for you, dad…

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It’s True: Bill Murray Applied to Work at a P.F. Chang’s in the Atlanta Airport

Just when you thought Bill Murray couldn’t get any cooler…

The man is full of surprises, isn’t he? But before we get into this amazing story, let’s do a quick review of the 69-year-old actor’s great films: Stripes, Meatballs, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, What About Bob? 

The list never ends…

But back to the big story. On a recent episode of Amy Schumer’s podcast 3 Girls, 1 KeithMurray was asked what job he’d like to do besides acting. He said, “I did fill out an application at P.F. Chang’s at the Atlanta airport, because I think that’s one of the great places. It looks like the best time.”

Of course, Murray’s comments went viral and the restaurant chain itself responded to the story. Looks like he has a job waiting for him if he wants it!

On the same podcast, Murray also admitted his love for Family Feud. He said, “I’m going to give you my little secret — I record it. I can come home and I have recorded 61 episodes of ‘Family Feud,’ because it’s on all day long. It’s on all day long and by law it has to be on all day long. But then, what I do is I take the time to fast forward in each episode all the way to Fast Money. Cause that to me is the excitement part of the show. I skip the early rounds because I don’t always respect their tactics.”

No word on whether Mr. Murray will actually be working at a Chinese chain restaurant, but we can always keep our fingers crossed…

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This Horse Doesn’t like Being Ridden, so He Plays Dead Until Riders Go Away

I might not know much at all about horses, but I never imagined they could be total drama queens.

Like this horse, who goes to great, Oscar-worthy lengths to avoid carrying people on his back.

 

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Of course, horses can be irritable. There are plenty of ill-tempered horses who aren’t the best at for riding. But Jingang really takes the cake.

He doesn’t buck or bite when someone gets on his back. Oh no…

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He just collapses and pretends that he’s died. Because, as everyone knows, you can’t ride a dead horse.

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Owner Frasisco Zalasar made a video compilation of Jingang avoiding work with his dramatic deaths, and the video has amassed a lot of views.

El caballo que se hace el muerto para que no le montén ??????

Posted by Frasisco Zalasar on Friday, October 4, 2019

I bet these views and likes spike on Monday mornings, when we can all identify with Jingang.

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Horses like this one must be how the phrase “horsing around” came to be – they’re quite good at it!

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