These Tweets Might Make Parents Laugh…and Cry

Parents, you have a tough job, and we take off our hats to you.

We also understand that you probably get a little (just a little…) fed up from time to time due to how much your little angels drive you up the wall.

So let’s enjoy some funny/painful tweets that should look familiar to all parents out there…let me know if you need a tissue…

1. Sick burn by Mom!

2. Not gonna happen.

3. Or where I am…

4. Don’t do it!

5. Thank you for that.

6. You showed them!

7. You’re doing great!

8. That’s not what I meant.

9. A slowwwww burn.

10. JUST DO IT.

11. You made a huge mistake.

12. Gee, thanks a lot.

13. Something totally different…

14. Yes, it is.

15. Now it makes sense.

Parents…do these tweets look accurate, or what?

Do us a favor: share a funny or painful anecdote about your kiddos in the comments below!

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15 Funny Insults That Might Make You Cringe

There’s nothing like a good insult, is there? Especially when you’re the one dishing it out.

But sometimes you can appreciate the burn of a good one even when it’s happening to you. If it’s good enough, at least.

Either way, these 15 insults check off all the boxes.

Nice work, insulters!

1. Hahahaha. Zing!

2. I think they were right…

Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch” from funny

3. Wash your hands, people.

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4. Violent and cartoon-y.

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5. Ouch. That one hurts.

A dick curling insult from rareinsults

6. Mr. Lacrosse in the house.

Found this on YouTube earlier, he makes a good point from rareinsults

7. That is not cool.

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8. This person is obviously an intellectual.

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9. That’s what brothers are for.

10. Poor little lizard got roasted.

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11. That is very good.

12. What about the eyebrows?

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13. It was a different time…

Oh YouTube, never change. from rareinsults

14. You think that hurts my feelings?

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15. Read ’em and weep.

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Need some cream for that burn?

Share some of your favorite insults with us in the comments!

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These People Are Clearly World-Class Geniuses

Well, well…aren’t these folks pretty smart? In fact, they’re so smart that if I were you, I’d be stealing these ideas and using them (and telling people that I came up with them).

Take a look at these life hacks.

I think you’ll be impressed.

1. That is very resourceful.

2. I never thought of that…

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3. Be like this guy.

4. Boom! A new method.

5. Bath paint, coming up!

6. Your mother is from the future.

7. Whatever works, do it.

8. Mother knows best.

9. Use that diaper for different things.

10. Nobody’s going near that.

I wouldn’t touch that from lifehacks

11. Lint roller for the screen door.

Clean the ‘fuzz’ off your window screens with a lint roller. If you live near cottonwood trees this works perfect. Also works well for spider webs and other debris stuck on your window screens. from lifehacks

12. I like this one a lot.

I used command hooks to hang my pan lids onto the inside of a cabinet door. from lifehacks

13. Put that sock to use.

14. No more fingers stuck in doors.

Cut foam pool noodles and use as door bumpers to prevent little fingers from getting caught in doors. from lifehacks

15. Do what you gotta do.

Got some genius life hacks of your own?

Share them with us in the comments!

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14 Tweets That Might Give You All the Feels

As connected as we are these days, a lot of still feel alone sometimes.

That’s why it’s so nice to see a post that really sums up those feelings. It reminds us that we’re not alone in this strange world of ours.

Here are 14 tweets that you’ll identify with on a spiritual level:

1. Seriously, a text would be fine

2. Definitely a commitment

3. I’m unrecognizable

4. Addressing things is important

5. A hard truth

6. Procrastinators unite…later

7. Ouch

8. Yep

9. We can’t control other people

10. That’s a true friend

11. Belonging is great

12. I am that sensitive

13. What a waste

14. I chose you

You feelings these tweets, fam? Because I feel seen. Just saying…

Which one did you connect with the most? Let us know in the comments!

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14 Crazy Things That Happened When People Got Blackout Drunk

A lot of us know what it’s like to have a drink or two and start to get slurry, but how many of you have reached that stage where your memory just shuts off?

Because if you have, you remember it. Well, sort of. See, you remember NOT remembering. Because that’s a VERY strange feeling. You could have been walking around, talking, being silly, and your memory just shut off.

That’s what happened to these 14 people and they, thankfully, lived to tell the tales!

1. Jeezus…

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2. Almost Whitney Houston’d it…

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3. Well, you’re quite the asshole…

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4. Hahahaha… oh boy…

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5. Yes, sometimes it gets messy AF!

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6. That’s bound to happen…

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7. Well, that’s a win!

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8. How do you know he’s not…?

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9. At least you’re a happy drunk!

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10. Well, sounds like you spent some more time in South America…

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11. Haha, well, you weren’t wrong!

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13. Yeah, I’d worry too!

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13. Well… that’s one way to do it!

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14. And there ya have it! Our winner!

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Do you “remember” a particularly bad blackout situation? Care to share? We totally understand if you don’t, but it is nice to get these things off of our chests.

Share what you can in the comments!

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13 People Share ‘Friends with Benefits’ Stories That Went Wrong

Yes, it can be physically satisfying, but emotions tend to get in the way. Because sex is complicated!

Here are 13 stories of people who tried the FWB setup… and yeaaaahhhhhh….

1. Probably.

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2. Maybe he’s trying to convince himself?

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3. Better luck next time!

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4. Yeah, that’s not cool.

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5. Oh, calm the fuck down already.

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6. Yeah, that’s gonna happen. Did you see that movie?!

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7. Oh no… how horrible for you…

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8. Yeah, that is a bit much.

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9. Ruined? You sure about that?

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10. No, you good.

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11. Hmmm, not the outcome one would expect, but if it works, it works!

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12. Hates is probably a strong word, yeah?

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13. Honesty is the best policy.

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If I’m being completely, brutally honest… I have no sympathy for any of those people.

When you agree to these kind of situations, you have to be ready for the fallout. Otherwise, stay away from the genitals!

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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20 Funny Memes That Might Put a Smile on Your Face

We’re giving you all dem memes, yo! And there’s nothing you can do to stop it!

So, in the interest of time and getting to the fucking point already… we present 20 memes that are memeing so hard you won’t even know how to meme after you meme these memes.

MEME!

1. High. Class.

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2. Look! We found some pussy!

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3. Come on y’all…

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4. WUT!??

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5. Sit. On. Dat. Couch!

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6. Turn stick?

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7. We found a “never nude” in the wild!

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8. Shitting in high carpet

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9. The only way to drink Miller Lite…

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10. Data… you bad…

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11. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE!

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12. O.M.G.

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13. This is true!

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14. It’s about damn time!

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15. Hey, the world wanted it!

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16. Wait… how did that happen??

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17. Don’t we all…

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18. Yeah, and Hermoine married him, so….

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19. They can earn money, though…

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20. POO: “Did somebody say coffee?”

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And there you have it! Memes so memeing good, you’ll never meme that hard again. Possibly. We don’t know. We’re just making this shit up as we go along.

Alright, time for you to sound off! Let us know which memes did it for you in the comments!

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20 Jokes About “National Treasure” That Deserve to Be Shared

I feel like there’s really no way to hate the movie National Treasure. It’s a silly premise, sure, and the dialogue leaves something to be desired, but the leads have good chemistry and the sidekick character has comic timing for days.

Plus, it’s inspired these 20 posts, and really, that makes it an instant classic.

20. Please, please let this happen.

19. It is quite the 180, but that’s what makes it so amazing.

18. We will all fight you.

17. Describe your perfect date.

16. Riley Poole is the only one with common sense, here, and we love him for it.

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15. Yeah, no hanky panky during the film, sir.

14. More proof you can’t trust Rotten Tomatoes.

13. I could get behind that.

12. It can say anything you want, really.

11. Season 1 of Game of Thrones all makes sense, now.

10. No one is going to argue with you I don’t think.

9. Yeah, what if THAT?

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8. With responses like that, you could have been IN the movies!

7. Isn’t life great when it comes full circle like that?

6. Maybe he’s a big fan of lemonade?

5. Even Lin Manuel is a fan.

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4. It really was real all the time.

3.There’s no way around it.

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2. I’d almost forgotten about this amazing moment.

1. I would like to read this essay now, please.

I’m off for a rewatch, because yeah. I love it.

Do you like this movie? Why or why not? We’d love to hear about it in the comments!

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‘The Office’ Version of ‘Clue’ Lets Players Figure out Who Killed Toby

If you’ve spent time watching the American version of The Office, you know that Toby Flenderson is always the whipping boy. Michael Scott, the mediocre bossman, can’t stand the sight of Toby and lets him know every chance he gets that he’d prefer Toby quit his job and not show his face around the office any longer.

So it makes perfect sense that in the Clue The Office board game, players are tasked with finding out who killed poor Toby, where the murder took place, and what weapon was used.

In the game, you can play as one of six characters: Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, Dwight Schrute, Angela Martin, Stanley Hudson, or Andy Bernard. You can’t play as Michael Scott because, as you might have guessed, he will be doing everything he can to get in the way of your investigation. The mystery will take you throughout the Dundler-Mifflin universe, including such spots as the warehouse, the kitchen, Michael’s office, and the employee parking lot.

It looks like the board game is currently out of stock on the Hot Topic website, but keep an eye on that link if you want a chance at scoring one. It may even be worth it to venture to *GASP* your local shopping mall to see if they have one of these babies in stock because they’re going for $200 on Amazon.

This would make a great gift for the holidays though, wouldn’t it? We all know how many people out there are obsessed with The Office, so get busy hunting for one of these ASAP. Got it? Good!

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Students Make Tampon Cookies for Their Principal After He Refuses to Put Tampons in the Bathrooms

Leave it to a man to do something this ridiculous regarding women’s health. At a middle school recently, some kids got pretty peeved when the (male) principal argued against putting a tampon machine in the restroom because the students would “abuse the privilege”…whatever that means.

So what did these obviously bright and crafty seventh graders decide to do? They held a protest and baked some tampon cookies.

People thought the protest was pretty amazing, and the responses came rolling in.

“Each generation is incorporating feminism into child-rearing more and more. Yesterday’s ‘you can be a doctor’ is now ‘you can be a doctor and you can demand tampons.”

“She and every girl in the school should rally together and agree that every. single. time. they need a tampon, they should bypass all other adults at school and go ask for one from the principal directly.”

“Maybe the girls should demonstrate that they are not taking advantage of free tampons by returning them to the principal when they are finished with them.”

The girls who baked the cookies also released a statement under the name Revolutionary Girls’ Baking Society (this just keeps getting better) to update the world on what happened after the tweet went viral. The statement said, in part:

“After our cookie protest, our principal and the school board are now working to make sure every girl in our town will have the products they need readily available so no girl misses a day of school. We are very grateful that the school has taken our action seriously and is making a change. Feminine hygiene is not a luxury or a privilege, and not having tampons and pads is a barrier to every girl’s education.

Ours is a story of standing up with love and courage for our basic rights. Stand with us and work locally, nationally, and internationally to support the health and rights of all people. Check out Period.org or any of the hundreds of organizations working to ensure equal access to education for all.

Your actions can and do make a difference. We know, because ours did. If tampon cookies can spark a revolution, then the possibilities are endless!

Signed,
The Revolutionary Girls’ Baking Society, baking a difference one bizarre confection at a time.”

You can read the full statement from the girls HERE.

I just love this story so much!

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