Anti-Kyle Tweets for All of Us Who’ve Had Awful Experiences With a Kyle

Kyle…I trusted you! And look what you’ve gone and done now

You’ve pissed off the entire world, so now you’ve got a never-ending stream of tweets bashing you and everything you’ve ever done in your life.

I’m looking at you, KYLE. This is your bad.

Let us begin…

1. The father, the son, and the holy energy drink.

2. Do you lift, bro?

3. Please tell us why…

4. He’s talking about me!

5. For bad boys only.

6. This guy is THE KING.

7. A little over the top.

8. Backed up by evidence.

9. I’m not sure, actually…

10. A name change might be in order.

In all honesty, I’ve met some really cool Kyles and some terrible ones, so I’m neutral in this fight.

What about you?

Have you had some bad experiences with a Kyle in your life? Tell us all about it in the comments!

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People Share Memorable Stories From Y2K

If you’re of a certain age, you’ll remember the hysteria that surrounded the events leading up to Y2K.

It’s been 20 long years, but back then, some people were convinced that once the calendar flipped over to 2000, everything would go haywire: Planes would start falling out of the sky, our systems would crash, currencies would be wiped out, etc.

I was in the middle of nowhere in Colorado that night (and I didn’t have a cell phone), so I knew that if the sh*t hit the fan, I’d probably be just fine.

In the end, we didn’t have anything to worry about, but you know how people get when they start to lose their minds.

AskReddit users shared their stories from that memorable evening.

1. That’s kinda weird.

“I was managing the IT department in a state agency, and were under enormous pressure to prevent any Y2K problems. On NY day I went to work before dawn and tested everything before the Exec Director arrived. Relieved that everything was working ok, we went to IHOP For a celebratory breakfast. The IHOP bill was date/timed stamped 32Dec1999.”

2. Keep on living.

“My favorite thing was cemetery headstones that were not Y2K compliant. People had headstones made before they died with the 19 pre-engraved, planning on filling in the next two digits when the time came. Oops, they kept living.”

3. Joke’s on you!

“I lived overseas and was watching the news with family and friends on the armed forces network, the newscast did the countdown and then at 1 they cut the feed and it went to static. There were several gasps and then about five seconds later the feed came back and the newscast shouted “Just kidding! Happy New Year!”

I thought it was pretty clever.”

4. Oh, mom…

“My mother was one of those folks that was convinced that everything was going to implode for Y2K. She thought that it would be like a post apocalyptic nightmare – no food at the stores, banks shut down, people rioting – the whole nine yards.

She desperately tried to convince me, my two brothers, and all of our families to come to her place in the country and bunker down for the duration. Of course, none of us were going for that but we did keep in touch so that she didn’t worry too much.

I will never forget the phone call where she explained that she had stock piled canned goods, bought a generator, and bought a MILK COW. The cow was so that the kids would have milk since there obviously wouldn’t be any at the store after all commerce broke down.

Shm. Her heart was in the right place but really mom?!? A milk cow?? None of the kids were even babies that would need milk.

She ended up selling the cow shortly after nothing happened. We still laugh about the Y2K milk cow.”

5. Working overtime.

“My dad was a systems analyst, working for what was then a major UK high street retailer based in Liverpool, who had their own in house Epos system that my dad worked on.

His department learned of the y2k issue at a conference in 94 or 95, and had the system 90% compliant by 1998 but the management were very cautious. Everything was tested and retested and dad was on call throughout December 99, with incredibly generous rates.

The office was at the Albert Dock, and dad was called in new years eve as a precaution, so we got to watch the fireworks over the Mersey from the top floor where dad’s office was. Dad reckons the extra pay (after tax) amounted to about six weeks pay.”

6. A lot of time went into that.

“I worked in IT at one of the Dow Industrial companies’ headquarters, and I spent a high percentage of 1999 doing “Y2K tests” on every single computer, server, printer, fax machine and, I’m pretty sure, coffee maker.

No problems, and no signs of problems. That year was a waste of my life.”

7. This is amazing.

“In October, my dad finished off the spam he purchased for Y2K. He bought 12 cases of it because it was super cheap leading up to y2k and he just really enjoys spam. I am honestly impressed at the dedication of someone to eat 288 cans of spam over 20 years.”

8. Out in the country.

“I am from the RURAL midwest. Looking back at my childhood, you would think I grew up in the 1970s and not the 90s because of how country my hometown was.

My family didnt really understand Y2K but they bought into the hype. A lot of religious people were twisting the whole thing into an apocalyptic type of thing.

I was a kid and it scared me. I dreaded new years eve, because I was worried that was when the world would end. A few days prior, a low flying aircraft of some kind flew over the family farm. It was so loud and must have been going fast because there was a sound that may have been a sonic boom. I was outside with my grandpa and I ran inside at the sound, hid under the kitchen table and started bawling.

My grandpa fished me out from the table and I told him why I was so scared. He and I rang in the new years together that year so he could show me that everything would be fine.”

9. A little chaos.

“I’m a firefighter and was working on the Y2K night. Right at midnight, all of our primary radio and CAD systems failed. It was a huge, system wide failure just like everybody predicted would happen. We were getting dispatched by backup radios and our dispatchers were writing down calls on pieces of paper.

The suck is that my engine company had the first call of the year, but we didn’t get credit for it because of the confusion. When they put calls into the computer after it was fixed we ended up with call 00013.

Fuck you Engine 3, we were first. Sincerely, E12.”

10. “It was perfect.”

“We were in high school. Had a huge group of friends 30+ that spent New Years at one my friend’s parent’s house.

We were doing the countdown. Everyone was nervous from all the hype that computers were not going to be able to calculate the date correctly and revert to 1900, shutting down vital city systems. (Internet and computers were just beginning to take over managing everything. For reference, I had a beeper in high school guys!)

5….4….3….2…1…. The entire house goes completely dark. Silence.

Friend’ dad comes upstairs looks at our scared faces and starts his ass off, slapping his legs and doubling over with humor. Can’t catch his breath. He flipped the breaker. Lights back come on. Happy Y2K everyone!!

It was perfect.”

11. Go back to bed.

“Alberta, Canada. My Dad worked for the provincial government and was assigned to Alberta Environment’s Y2K rapid response team. If the millennium bug caused anything in the oil fields to go boom, Dad would have to supervise clean-up efforts.

January 1, 2000. At around 1:30 AM, Dad got the call. “Yeah…everything’s fine. Rapid response team is being disbanded. Go back to bed and enjoy your day off.””

12. A great time to do acid.

“Lived in a house in the middle of the boonies with my friends shortly after high school. This house was owned by a survivalist software engineer who said we could live there rent free on the condition that we all go through survivalist training by a high ranking marine officer at his own expense. This was him initiating a small group of go-getters who would help him recreate society after the Apocalypse, which was inevitably coming (most likely with a y2k societal collapse).

I learned how to navigate and triangulate with and without map and compass, lead a group of civilian soldiers, and shoot a Colt 45. By the end of training, I could assemble and disassemble it in a minute and 7 seconds blindfolded. The peak of our training was when my best friend and I (both female) took down a line of cans at 30 yards from the outside in, one starting on the left and the other starting on the right, in complete tandem, hitting the middle one simultaneously. The man who trained us was gushing with pride that day.

New year’s came around. We sat by the fire, took some acid and contemplated what was next for our lives.”

13. Militia men.

“I grew up in rural Tennessee, and my neighbors at the end of the road were a legit militia. Like, they had built a bunch of bunkers and stockpiled food and fuel and weapons, and went out in the woods on training exercises.

Through the Clinton administration, they were mostly preparing for a New World Order / Black Helicopter / Hillary Clinton takeover type scenario. But Y2K really meshed with their worldview.

They offered to let my neighbor (a machinist and welder) join their crew, but I guess they didn’t have much use for my family.

In October, we got a misdelivered xeroxed newsletter in the mail. It was totally creepy. Full of helpful tips for setting up your own little warlord-dom after Y2K–how to subjugate the population, set up roadblocks around your fiefdom, getting the most our of your serfs once civilization fell, building alliances with your neighboring warlords.

My machinist neighbor (who always had some shady characters hanging around his place) told the militia he’d be fine and went and bought a fucking machine gun.

After New Year’s, we didn’t see the militia much. Their leader died a few months later, which was really a shame, because 9/11 would have been right up his alley.”

14. Nice work!

“Lost my virginity on 31Dec99. That was 20 years ago?!”

15. The end is here.

“Neighborhood kid hit some kind of transformer with a mortar shell, knocked out the power on our block and a few others about 15 minutes after midnight. I was 12 and thought it was funny, I guess I never truly belived society could crumble from some 1s and 0s. However, a couple of guests who were my parents are started wailing like armageddon had just began. It was funny.”

Well, that brings back some interesting memories from 20 years ago, now doesn’t it?

Do you remember where you were for the Y2K craze when we entered the year 2000?

Tell us all about it in the comments. Let’s hear some good stories!

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15 Tweets We Think Might Make You Happy

There’s a ton of content on Twitter, and actually, there’s so much GOOD and funny content on Twitter, that it can be hard to keep up with it all.

In general, that’s fine – you follow the people you want to hear from and keep up with them, and everyone is happy!

There’s always a chance that you’re missing some truly biting, witty, hilarious commentary, though, and that’s where we come in – with 15 tweets like these!

15. This is amazing as long as you know your audience.

14. I might need more than a minute.

13. You could write an entire novel based on this mini-scene.

12. They make the gum world go ’round.

11. This meme is just so versatile.

10. Yeah, I’d watch this.

9. IDK it actually just looks like you were trying the correct pronunciation?

8. These titles really should be taken more seriously.

7. The best of both worlds?

6. This made me choke on my coffee.

5. This is so pure and adorable.

4. It’s important to keep people guessing.

3. Just ask my gasping laptop.

2. Just say the safe word!

1. At least a thousand words.

I’m going to follow some of these accounts now, for sure!

How do you find new accounts to follow on Twitter? Share your process with us in the comments!

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People Shared Weird Movie Details that Nobody Ever Talks About

This is gonna be fun!

Do you ever see holes or details in movie plots that drive you absolutely bananas? And it is even worse when people just accept these things?

Then you’re in luck because you’re going to love this Twitter thread.

Here’s the tweet that got this whole thing going.

Let’s see what people had to say!

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Well, some of those I agree with and others…maybe not so much.

Do you have any movie details that really get on your nerves that most people don’t even notice?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Let’s keep the ball rolling here!

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Here are Some Jokes for the Book Lovers in the House

I’m a book person, and I don’t discriminate in this modern age, either. You can read ebook, listen to audiobook, or read the old fashioned way; it doesn’t matter, only the fact that you love stories does.

If that describes you, well, these 12 jokes are going to be right up your alley.

12. He’s definitely going to get the girl.

11. That’s one sad state of affairs.

10. Any idea where we can get these?

9. IE: not my type.

8. I would second this.

7. No way would that ruin your life.

6. My eyes are leaking.

5. This is what books have taught us.

4. I’m not sure that’s what they had planned.

3. Sometimes you just have a good feeling, I guess.

2. Poor Filch got no respect.

1. Welcome to the future.

I’m off to finish my very first Toni Morrison novel right now, actually – and I promise to at least try not to be too pretentious about it afterward.

What’s your favorite book to tell people to read?

Share it with us in the comments!

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Funny Tweets About Cats and Cat People

You probably know folks who you consider “cat people.” Folks who are obsessed with their kitties – who, quite frankly, probably like cats waaaaaay more than they like human beings.

Hey, it’s cool. We’re not here to judge…

It’s time to meet some people who definitely have some very strong feelings toward kitties…

1. Blown away.

2. Adorable.

3. And here we have some pasta…

4. Let’s never be apart…

5. Vibing.

6. Hahahaha.

7. Split personality.

8. This is great.

9. Seems to be having a good time.

10. Having a party.

11. Cat in storage.

12. You did the right thing.

13. He’s faking it…

14. Only the best for you.

15. This is great!

What about you?

Can you be considered a “cat person”?

Either way, share some pics of your furry feline friends in the comments, please. We need some new friends!

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Men at Gas Stations

Are almost all guys at gas stations total sleazebags? I’ve never noticed this phenomenon before, but I’m also a male. But judging by these tweets from women out there, guys are…pretty icky at the local QuikTrip.

Let’s take a look and see what the heck’s going on here.

1. What is that?!?!

2. Let’s cut the sh*t.

3. I think I love you.

4. No control.

5. Better be on top of it.

6. That’s a sign.

7. Like wild animals.

8. Classy guy.

9. That’s a strange compliment.

10. And here’s one success story.

Wow. From now on, I’ll keep my eyes open when it comes to what’s going on at the gas station.

Ladies, have you had to deal with aggressive or just downright creepy guys like this?

Tell us about your experiences in the comments, please!

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When Famous Women Hilariously Ran out of Patience

There are a lot of great things about the internet, but if there’s one major downside, it’s that too many people think they can say whatever they want while hiding behind the anonymity of their screens. It’s just rude.

People like that can be hard enough to handle if you’re a normal person who just dared to tweet something controversial one time, but if you’re a celebrity, your existence alone opens you up to the vitriol of the masses.

And not just online – they have to deal with people brave enough troll them in person, too.

Celebrities are human beings, though, and sometimes they snap – just like these 18 famous women did the day they ran out of patience.

18. I wish this was funny.

17. Is there any better way to make someone feel dumb?

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16. Notice she’s not laughing.

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15. Nicole isn’t pulling any punches, Giada De Laurentiis.

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14. Would we expect any less from Oprah?

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13. “A bucket of disappointment.” Dammmnn.

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12. Way harsh, Kim!

11. The LOL really drives home the point.

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10. That’s why she’s the queen.

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9. That’s the way to come out swinging.

8. I bet she can do it faster.

7. Tyra and Naomi hash it out.

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6. Forever my general.

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5. Give that woman her car!

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4. Don’t play, Ellen. We all know you’re always invited.

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3. Have people really not learned they shouldn’t come at Chrissy Teigen by now?

2. While she sipped tea, nonetheless.

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1. And the hate comes home to roost!

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I’m guessing this isn’t going to be the last time something like this happens – they have way more patience than I would!

Have you ever lost it on a stranger online? Please, share the details below!

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We Think These Funny Memes Might Put a Smile on your Face

Can we assist you in turning that frown upside down? Please?

We think we have just the formula to reverse that blue feeling you have right now.

It’s all about the memes, baby!

It’s time for us to light up the world with our smiles!

1. Not gonna happen.

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2. Kind of snooty, huh?

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3. That took a while.

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4. Might be a long night.

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5. I can’t read what the #3 meal says…

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6. Dun Don Don!

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7. Won’t make that mistake again.

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8. You blew it!

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9. Avoid at all costs.

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10. That is brilliant.

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11. That’s the thought process.

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12. Good luck in that fight!

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13. How did that happen?

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14. Maybe that’s why…

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Those memes sure made me smile in a BIG way!

How are you doing over there? Feeling a little bit better?

Tell us how you’re doing in the comments and let us know which one of the memes above was your favorite. Have a great day!

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Dad Bods and Rescue Dogs Unite to Make a Great Calendar

You can sell just about anything if it features rescue dogs – even a calendar that also contains photos of “dad bods,” apparently.

The calendar features professional photos of French Bulldogs, English Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, and Pugs along with model volunteers. For fans of the breeds, along with dog (and dad) lovers everywhere, these calendars sure seem like a winner.

Image Credit: Lucky Bulldogs Rescue

Also? The proceeds all go to Lucky Bulldogs Rescue, so buy more than one!

Here are just some of the images – ones that will surely have you asking for more!

Wink!

Posted by Lucky Bulldogs Rescue on Friday, November 8, 2019

I think this one is my favorite.

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If you’re cold, they’re cold?

Posted by Lucky Bulldogs Rescue on Friday, November 8, 2019

I never knew I could want a dad bod calendar more!

Are you going to nab one? Would you ever pose like this? Tell us why or why not in the comments!

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