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Here are Some Church Signs With A Sense Of Humor

For many churches, the best way to add new members is with an old-school marquee sign. You just put up a welcoming message, add a brief Bible quote, maybe tell everyone when the pancake prayer breakfast is, and bingo. Just sit back and watch the new members roll in.

But there will always be churches that take the road less traveled. Today we’ve got a selection of church signs that weren’t afraid to try out some comedy on the general public. Some of them are genuine laughers, others will have you wondering if Father Mike has been hitting the communion wine, but all of them get kudos for trying.

1. At least they’re honest.

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2. If you screw up God’s preferred trail mix ratio, you will burn in hell for eternity.

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3. Ever been slut shamed by a sign? Now you have!

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4. Nothing’s funnier than forced religious conversion.

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5. Please don’t try to help, St. John’s Anglican.

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6. This is what happens when nobody refills Pastor Joel’s Prozac.

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7. And this is what happens when you put the youth minister in charge of the sign.

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8. Who says denying scientific fact has to be so serious?

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9. I…can’t figure out what they’re trying to say.

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10. “Actually, I was praying for cocaine. Sorry, shoulda specified.”

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Enjoy These Terrible Photoshops from Russian Social Media

Nobody pulls off a poorly photoshopped picture quite like the Russians. These curiosities were taken from the Russian social network Odnoklassniki, which means “Schoolmates.” Odnoklassniki is a popular network for old friend and classmates to stay in touch – it’s basically local Facebook for Russia and other former Soviet states.

Let’s just hope some love connections were made.

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The Moment 15 People Realized They Were Dating Total Idiots

Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love until you realize one day you’re dating a complete moron? Then you’re not so in love anymore? I mean, it can be satisfying to date someone who is dumber than you (so you can feel superior), but it’s also kind of embarrassing.

Take a look at these 15 stories from people who share exactly when they realized they were dating an idiot.

1. A present from the cat

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2. Pistachio Shells

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3. Genius!

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4. “Not everyone went to college.”

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5. I told my boyfriend I didn’t feel good and asked him to pick up a thermometer.

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6. My girlfriend asked what “No” on this switch meant.

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7. I asked my wife to bring me my shoes. She said, “the Opaads?”

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8. How my wife unpacked the new cable.

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9. So Real

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10. A modern-day Magellan

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11. My husband asked my gynecologist if he was a Texas Longhorns fan.

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12. Breast Feeding

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13. Well, is it?

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14. Noun

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15. I am 5’1″. I asked my 6’2″ husband to hang a mirror for me.

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People Share Stories of Rich, Spoiled Brats They Knew

We’ve all dealth with them at some point. Maybe at school, at work, or in public. Kids who are so insanely wealthy that they have no concept of how money works. Want to fly to Europe for the weekend? Hmmmmmm, no can’t do it.

These 15 folks from AskReddit share the weird experiences they had with rich, spoiled kids who were obviously from the other side of town.

1. Clueless

They think it’s weird when people struggle with money.

I used to live in NYC, and knew a guy who came from HUGE money who was a trust fund kid and worked in the fashion industry because he loved it. He had an apartment on Park Avenue, had a driver, etc. He was very nice, but clueless about struggle. Every time he’d hear me say something like “oh yay, another peanut butter sandwich” he’d just tilt his head and say “If you’re hungry why don’t you just order delivery?” or something. He had NO CLUE about things like having twenty dollars to your name for the next five days.

2. Gucci

I went to a really prestigious boarding school for the first two years of high school. Most shocking thing I witnessed was a boy in my freshman year spilling water on a pair of gucci loafers he was wearing, so he goes to his dorm, THROWS THEM OUT, and puts on another pair. They were easily $500+ and this kid was just dripping in money. As a poor kid I was astonished by half the things I saw there on a daily basis.

3. Sky Diving

“You want to fly to Greece in a few weeks with some of our friends to go sky diving?”

“Can’t afford it, thanks though.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the sky diving.”

Yeah, that’s not what I meant. Not only is the ticket not affordable, I couldn’t eat or do anything the whole time and would lose my shit job for being gone on such short notice, thus making me broke and unable to make rent.

His family is insanely wealthy and he married into more money.

4. Just Ask

Inviting you on an international trip (I’m from the US) and when you say you don’t have money for it, they say “just ask your parents”.

5. “What country is your water from?”

Wife is a flight attendant.

Wife: “What would you like to drink?”

Passenger: “I’ll have a water….wait. Where is your water from?”

Wife: “Uh…What?”

Passenger: “What country is your water from? I only drink water from France.”

6. Working-Class

This might be a dead UK giveaway, but accent.

A classmate who came from a wealthy background once demanded to know why my father would “talk like that” to her parents, like she was offended.. “That” being a working-class Scottish accent.

7. Ha!

Using the word “summer” as a verb.

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People Recount Their First Kiss Horror Stories

It’s a rite of passage for young people. And old people too I guess, depending on when you started getting busy. Regardless of the age, everyone remembers their first kiss. Maybe it was great. Maybe it was terrible.

Take a look at the 13 AskReddit entries below to see if your experience measures up.

1. Teeth!

I was 14 and she grabbed me and she whacked her teeth against mine. She was pretty embarrassed because it was her first kiss also so we just laughed it off and tried again. I ended up dating that girl for almost 2 years and then she cheated on me.

2. Alaskan Air

Homecoming freshman year. Wore too much makeup and a horrible velvet dress. The hottest guy on the swim team had been flirting with me for weeks. Went outside to his car to say goodbye. He kissed me and I all but melted. Like a bad paperback romance the world went silent all I could feel were his warm lips and the cool alaskan air. When he pulled back he said ” you really need to learn how to do that.” It was horrible…

3. Sleep-Away Camp

Summer sleep-away camp. I was maybe 10 or 11. The boys came over for a dance. One of them danced with me and held my hand all night. I tried to get him to sit with me and “look at the stars.” As soon as he looked up I grabbed him and gave him a peck on the lips. He literally RAN away.

What a f**king tease.

4. Drool

Truth or dare in 7th grade. It was her first kiss too, and we just sort of sloppily drooled all over each other while 6 other kids awkwardly cheered for us. Then the weird kid Nick, ate a caterpillar.

5. Just breathe

…My family and her family have been close for a long time and we’d known each other forever. Our families were on vacation together in Key West, Florida and we were alone one night on a pier. We had both hinted at liking each other for a while and it just happened. I passed out about five seconds after the kiss (the kiss lasted about thirty seconds). I woke up on a park bench with her sitting over me asking if I was okay. She and I are still close (in a more than friendship way) to this day, but sadly due to distance it’s never gone anywhere.

6. Church Dance

It was horrible. I thought you HAD to French kiss and I thought that meant doing all sorts of flipping and twirling motions with my tongue. I was 13 at a church dance and I convinced a girl to be my girlfriend. From there it was 45 seconds of the most distrusting and overbearing tongue assault known to mankind. Within 15 hours she broke up with me. I learned that kissing should be a bit more civil.

7. Watch the nose

It went absolutely horrible. It was a first kiss for both of us. Both of us closed our eyes, he opened his mouth and I didn’t. The result was a tongue up my nose. I do not recommend the experience.

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These Tweets About Being in Your Twenties Are All Too Real

Your twenties can be a turbulent time. You’re supposed to now be “an adult” but you still haven’t really figured out what you’re supposed to do or what’s next.

It can be very confusing and downright frustrating a lot of the time.

But…you can also have a lot of fun as well, because at that age, who gives a shit?

These tweets sum up that unusual decade very well…enjoy.

1. A real mind f*ck.

2. I remember it well…

3. It’s all true.

4. How could you?!?!

5. Fun while it lasts.

6. Seriously…what are you doing?

7. Plenty of time.

8. Here’s the list.

9. That’s a good goal.

10. Here are the lessons.

11. You think so?

12. Two sides of the coin.

13. It’s all a game.

14. Didn’t turn out as planned.

Well, those tweets definitely brought back a flood of memories for me.

Do you remember your twenties? Are you still in your twenties?

Drop us a line in the comments and tell us about your experiences! We’d love to hear from you!

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These Funny Cat Memes Should Brighten Your Day

I’ve had some cats in my life and each one had their own hilarious personality and their own weird little quirks.

Our first cat Mr. Whiskers was a stray that we took in and he liked to crawl in and out of the neighborhood sewers. I’d be walking home from school and he’d come and greet me by literally crawling out of the sewer. Esmeralda was definitely an indoor cat and she liked to hang out on the back porch and take in as much sun as possible…oh, and she relished in tormenting our dogs.

I love cats. You love cats. We all love cats!

Enjoy these cat memes!

1. Take that into consideration…

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2. What are you up to now?

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3. Protect the leader at all costs.

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4. They always help with that.

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5. Time to make some tea.

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6. I like this guy’s style.

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7. You talking to me?

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8. One-in-a-million shot.

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9. For me?!?!

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10. Let me see the child.

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11. That is awesome.

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12. Not a beer fan.

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13. Slimming down.

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14. All warm and toasty.

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15. Best friends forever.

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Are those memes adorable, or what?

Do you have some mischievous kitties running around your house?

Share some pics with us and tell us all about them!

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Very Strange Things People Found at Thrift Stores and Garage Sales

You never know what you’ll find when you venture into a thrift store, flea market, or a garage sale. That goes double when you’re out in the middle of nowhere and you go into places that haven’t been picked over repeatedly. That’s when things get WEIRD.

And these folks all hit the weirdness jackpot, if you know what I mean…

Let’s take a look at the very…unique…treasures they uncovered.

1. Tittay frog is in the house.

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2. Poop diary.

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3. If this room is a-rockin’…

Are those……children..? from WTFgaragesale

4. Frame urine test. Score!

So exited to hang this up in my bathroom ? (it was half price) from WTFgaragesale

5. I would buy this.

Bought this at a thrift store a while back from WTFgaragesale

6. All hail Satan? Maybe not so much.

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7. Your cat needs one of these.

Found at goodwill for 59 cents. Finally, Kitty is safe! Now we need one for the dog. from WTFgaragesale

8. Creepy stuff.

Every single one. WTF! from WTFgaragesale

9. Only five bucks!

The craftsmanship was impeccable, but I didn’t have the $5 cash to get it ? from WTFgaragesale

10. For your Super Bowl party.

Chips Man! from WTFgaragesale

11. Doesn’t really fit, does it?

1974 Wtf Psychology Book Cover from WTFgaragesale

12. Killer birds!

Today on FB Market Place from WTFgaragesale

13. That’s kinky.

Kinky teddy ready for a night on the town

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My, my, those sure are strange.

Are you a junker? A thrifter? A garage-saler?

If you are, I’ve bet you’ve seen some pretty weird things in your day. Tell us all about it in the comments. Let’s get as weird as possible!

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A Clever Guy Turns His CPAP Mask into an ‘Alien’ Facehugger

There’s not much that’s funny about having to wear a CPAP mask in order to be able to breathe through a good night’s sleep.

That said, any time you can use your necessary medical equipment to turn your face into an attacking alien facehugger…I mean, you’ve gotta do it. I honestly can’t believe it hasn’t been done before now.

Jared Grey, the genius in question, is an author and self-described Tinker Gnome. He’s also a science fiction fanatic, so when he was thinking about ways to make the inconvenience of sleep apnea more bearable, he came up with the idea of turning the machine into a life-size foam Alien Facehugger replica.

Grey describes the process step-by-step on his social media, and honestly, I think he could also get work on science fiction sets if he’s ever hard up for cash.

A twisted idea who's time has finally come.

Posted by Jared Gray on Friday, April 27, 2018

What’s even funnier is that he’d joked about what he would do if he ever had to have a CPAP, even before being diagnosed with sleep apnea.

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“I’ve been joking for years that if I ever ended up needing a CPAP mask, I’d incorporate it into a facehugger. Because obviously…I was recently diagnosed with sleep apnea, and now have my own CPAP torture machine. Seriously, these things are awful and create as much discomfort as they prevent. So I may as well have some fun with this thing while it’s intruding on my life.”

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I say that’s a pretty healthy outlook to go along with some pretty amazing creativity.

This is the worst ConCrud I've had in a long time. I can't breathe, I can't see. I've got this lump in my throat and a…

Posted by Jared Gray on Monday, May 28, 2018

Would you ever imagine something like this? Would you be able to pull it off? Tell us what you think in the comments!

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Woman Edits People’s Toxic Exes out of Photos for a Cheap Price

Now this is a brilliant business idea!

A Twitter user who goes by the handle @hexappeal has become quite popular lately because she will perform a very important service for you for an incredibly reasonable price.

She’ll use her impressive photo editing skills to remove your terrible ex from old photos. For only $15 a pop, you never have to look at awful person ever again! She originally started out with a $10 fee, but as demand grows, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Here’s a little message about the price increase.

 

Here’s another great example of her work.

Boyfriend? What boyfriend? I don’t remember that guy. It’s like in Back to the Future when Marty McFly’s family is slowly disappearing from that snapshot. Except this time it can be permanent!

I’m sure a lot of us could do a halfway-decent Photoshop edit to try to remove those toxic folks from our memories forever, but this woman has some serious skills, so why not throw a little cash her way and she’ll do a bang-up job? Don’t be a cheapskate, okay? You’ll thank me later.

Sometimes, social media can really be used for good.

Is this a million-dollar idea, or what? Heck, it might even be a billion-dollar idea…

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