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15 Brutally Funny Tweets About Married Life

Marriage is a beautiful union between two people where all your dreams immediately come true…right?

Well, maybe it’s not exactly the fairy tale it’s made out to be…

Or maybe these people just have really good senses of humor and want to put their partners on blast?

Either way, these tweets are winners!

1. What’s it gonna be?

2. It’s over!

3. Pretty much everything.

4. Things are heating up.

5. She’s winning this one.

6. I can’t believe it’s not working.

7. Son of a…

8. Now what…?

9. I’m gonna score!

10. What am I doing here?

11. Sparks are flying.

12. Not in my house!

13. The natural progression of things.

14. No, I can’t.

15. Where the hell were you?

Those seem pretty on point…even though I’m not married. But hey, they seem right on the money to me!

What do you think? Do these tweets illustrate marriage realistically?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments!

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15 Parenting Memes That Are Pretty Hilarious

To all the moms and dads…we feel your pain in a major way.

We know you have to deal with those crazy rugrats all day and sometimes, you’re at the end of your rope.

We’re here to give you a little humor break from the daily grind!

Now it’s time to laugh…and then maybe cry…

1. Time to go into battle.

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2. Embarrass the hell out of them.

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3. Oh no! That’s terrible!

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4. Sounds like a blast.

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5. That is genius!

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6. A bare chamber.

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7. They know what they’re talking about.

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8. It’s never gonna happen.

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9. No alone time ever again.

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10. How does it work that way?

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11. Put ’em to work.

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12. It was an accident.

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13. Gone with the wind.

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14. Completely out of control.

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15. One look says it all.

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Are those memes accurate, or what?

Did any of them remind you of your crazy kiddos?

Tell us the craziest things your little ones have done lately that drove you up the wall. We’d love to hear from you!

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World War III Memes have Arrived and We’re Here for Them

You probably know by now that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, and dealings in the Middle East seem poised, once again, to send the entire planet up in flames. There seems to be little hope, or peace, or solace of any kind…except for the internet.

For once, social media is riding in on a white horse to save us – or at least, to bring the dark humor to get us through darker days.

17. If there’s one thing everyone is sure will happen…

16. Basically me.

15. I have a feeling it’s going to be a long decade.

14. Some things definitely only seem funny.

13. Happy Birthday, son.

12. We’re re-thinking a lot of things.

11. It’s good to have a plan.

10. Just a little bit of real talk.

9. Some people are just not in the mood.

8. At least you don’t live in a country where you were already signed up.

7. At least let them get their coffee first, damn.

6. Okay but all of this talk kind of makes me sick to my stomach.

5. Just another day in paradise.

4. Crap, not again. We just fixed this place up!

3. Bottom line.

2. There is a long list of people before you who have tried it.

1. Do you think you’ll be able to pull up YouTube over there?

At least we’re all laughing while we’re crying, right? Right, guys?

Are you worried about the state of the world? Can you still laugh about it? Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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These Vet Clinics Are on Top of it With Their Hilarious Cat Signs

Your primary concern when you bring your cats and dogs to the vet clinic is for them to be safe and comfortable…but it doesn’t hurt when the people running the place are also hilarious!

And that’s exactly what’s going on with the folks who are in charge of these vet clinics across the country.

These funny signs all deserve an A+, gold star rating.

Let’s take a look!

1. That was a bad idea.

#funnysign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Monday, November 7, 2016

2. A little cat/Star Trek mash-up.

Fuzzy Says:

Posted by Acton Animal Hospital on Thursday, July 9, 2015

3. Keeping an eye on things.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

4. Making all kinds of noise.

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013

5. Get your pets spayed!

Is feels like it's been months since I changed the marquee

Posted by Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital on Monday, May 18, 2015

6. Top of the meowtain.

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Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, January 24, 2019

7. …And the Sorcerer’s Stone…

That's siriusly riddikulus ?✨

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, July 22, 2018

8. Gold medal winner.

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013

9. This one is actually very impressive.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

10. And there you have it!

Posted by Petaluma Veterinary Hospital on Saturday, July 21, 2018

Man, those are entertaining!

Does your vet clinic put up signs like these?

If so, share them with us in the comments. This stuff never gets old!

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If You’re a ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Fan, These Tweets Will Be Right up Your Alley

Have you seen Schitt’s Creek yet? It’s a hilarious show from Canada that was created by legendary comedian Eugene Levy and his son, Dan.

The misadventures of the Rose family as chronicled through the show have given it a serious cult following.

Let’s see some funny tweets about this popular show. If you know, you know.

1. It’s all true.

2. There she is.

3. Thoughts about this?

4. Ewww David.

5. Let that sink in.

6. That’s Moira Rose!

7. I think we know…

8. Vroom, Vroom.

9. All the acronyms.

10. Positively bedeviled.

I need to start binge-watching this show ASAP.

Are you a Schitt’s Creek fan?

Let us know in the comments and tell us what your favorite episode or moment is from the show, please!

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People Share the Best Wi-Fi Network Names They’ve Ever Seen

A great Wi-Fi network name is like a fine wine…it gets better with age. Sometimes, when I’m bored, I’ll just scroll through the neighborhood Wi-Fi names to see what the people who live around me are up to.

Do you encounter funny Wi-Fi names out there in your daily life?

AskReddit users share the funniest Wi-Fi network names they’ve ever seen.

1. I bet a lot of folks fell for that one.

“Hotspot named “I got you” with no password.”

2. That’s how you do it.

“Rebellious Amish Family

Lol after 8 years my highest voted comment is my Wi-Fi name. Which i stole from Reddit the last time this thread was made.

This is the way.”

3. Sounds suspicious to me.

“My guest network is named “Very Free WiFi No Viruses”.”

4. I feel sorry for the person in 47.

“Mine is named “Apt47ShowerCam”. I’m in apartment 46.”

5. Hahaha. That’s good.

“I was at Disneyland resort with my family, and when we were in the parking lot, I looked at the WiFi names and one of them said “34 dollars 4 a f**king waffle”.”

6. Sad, but true.

“Was in a McDonald’s and there was the normal McDonald’s WiFi and then there was one that said “McDonald’s makes you fat bitch”.”

7. Susan…we need to talk.

“We can’t keep doing this Susan.”

8. Wholesome and punny.

“The Promised LAN.”

9. Throwing a wrench in the system.

“Ours is called “No Internet Access” and “5G Network Unavailable”. I confuse myself with it every now and then.”

10. Run for it, Marty!

“Marty McWiFi is one I’ve seen in my neighborhood.”

11. I shouldn’t laugh…but…

“Holy mother of hell.

My grandmother didn’t have wifi and just bought a Iphone (she’s about 72) so, me being the good child I am,I helped her set her wifi up,I asked her simply ‘What would you like your password to be?’ She replied with this….’I’m going to die soon 123’

To this day when I go over,I can still see it on the refrigerator ‘Wifi password;I’m going to die soon 123’.”

12. There’s room for a guest.

“Our neighbor has one that’s “Stay-Off-Asshole.” Which, y’know, sure. But they also have a second, unsecured one: “Stay-Off-Asshole (guest).” I still laugh when I see that.”

13. That’s kind of disturbing.

“2Girls1Router.

My neighbours have this… They’re mother and daughter ?.”

14. Pretty clever.

“Drop it like it’s hotspot.”

15. Let’s end on a high note.

“I BELIEVE WI CAN FI.”

I think it’s about time I rename my Wi-Fi network…now I just feel like a loser.

What do you think? Do you have a funny Wi-Fi name or do you just go with the one the company gives you?

Let us know in the comments! Let’s compare Wi-Fi names!

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Take a Look at These ‘What Women Don’t Want From Men’ Tweets to Keep Up to Speed

Now’s the time for all the guys out there to listen up. The ladies are pretty sick and tired of being treated the way they have been, so they’ve taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations.

There is a lot of good information in here that I think everyone can benefit from.

So let’s take a look at these ‘What Women Don’t Want From Men’ tweets to educate ourselves.

1. First and foremost.

2. Just don’t do it.

3. They’re your kids, dude.

4. Kinda funny, isn’t it?

5. We’re equal, huh?

6. You’re full of it.

7. That doesn’t impress them.

8. This is a good one.

9. Don’t owe you anything.

10. And then there are these guys…

Pretty interesting and informative, if I do say so myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think? Do these things affect your relationships?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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14 Tweets for All You Book Lovers Out There

Book people are the greatest!

They’re also my people, which is why I’m so excited about sharing this list of funny, insightful, pithy tweets about our very favorite things.

Book people are also also hilarious, as is evidenced below – so get ready for a big ol’ grin that just won’t quit.

14. I feel like this would definitely get you an A.

13. She knew it was coming.

12. I’m pretty sure this is historically accurate.

11. Seriously what was wrong with him?

10. I just groaned and snorted at the same time.

9. Strictly speaking there’s nothing wrong with old books though.

8. I want to say YTA, but…

7. Some of us have made real accomplishments in this life.

6. Cathy Catherine Cath Linton Heathcliff.

5. Publishing, man. It never changes.

4. And we’ve all chosen Harry Potter, clearly.

3. Why am I not surprised?

2. They’re not hard to find.

1. No way this dude had friends.

I love each and every one of these, and also think I need to step up my Twitter game!

Which was your favorite? Share with us in the comments – and tell us what your favorite book-related account is while you’re at it!

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Enjoy These Interesting Facts About Sex, Love, and Relationships

A big part of our lives is spent pursuing love and another big part of it is dealing with love once we’ve caught it. And I’m talking about the good, the bad, and the ugly.

But, hey, that’s what makes us human!

Let’s quit beating around the bush and get into the good stuff!

1. Mystery men.

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2. Poor ferrets…

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3. That’s a shocker.

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4. Does this describe you?

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5. Not a huge surprise.

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6. Get it on!

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7. C’mon, guys…

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8. Yet another reason to do the deed.

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9. Think about that…

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10. Take it all in.

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Some pretty good facts from all across the spectrum, if I do say so myself.

We hope you enjoyed them!

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People Share Ridiculous Stories About Having Awful Landlords

I’ve been lucky that almost all of my landlords have been really awesome.

Except for one. It was my sophomore year of college, and I lived in a total shit-hole apartment with two of my friends. The place was a dump and the landlords (a whole family) were awful.

I can deal with one bad year, though.

And I think I probably had it better than the people who wrote these tweets…

1. Come on in!

2. That sound illegal.

3. Just don’t breathe.

4. That is really bad.

5. Didn’t deal with it.

6. They are desperate.

7. In the middle of winter.

8. Get outta there.

9. Sounds like a nightmare.

10. You’ll be charged for that.

Yikes. Getting stuck with a bad landlord is just the worst.

Have you had any bad experiences like this?

Tell us all about your slumlords in the comments!

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