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Hilarious Text Messages That’ll Give You a Laugh

People never cease to amaze me…how about you?

And sometimes the best way to realize that is to scroll through your own text messages so you can see how ridiculous all of your friends and family members are!

I know I do that sometimes when I’m bored. And it never fails to make me laugh!

Do you ever go back through the archives to see the dumb things the people in your life say?

If not, maybe these exchanges will inspire you to do just that.

1. Good job, Mom!

Also…you’re divorcing Dad…?

2. That was extremely classy.

This is what people are doing with their time, by the way.

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#relationshipgoals

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3. Isn’t that depressing?

Just ignore him…he probably wants you to get him ice cream.

4. We have a comedian on our hands!

Get a load of this guy.

5. I hope it was one of your own kids…

Or else you might be getting a visit from the authorities.

6. Lay off the drugs, bro.

This shutdown is really getting to some folks…

7. You’re my only friend…

So you must know EVERYTHING!

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New phone, who dis?

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8. That is not good…

Time to focus your attention elsewhere…

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Mission accomplished?

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9. That’s pretty much all there is to do right now…

Isn’t this great?!?!

10. Wait…it’s Saturday?

I had no idea!

11. Hahaha. Your dad seems awesome.

And maybe he’s trying to tell you something…

12. Not getting the point.

Just keep your distance.

13. A classy individual on our hands.

Think this pick-up line worked?

14. This conversation is over.

Oh, Mom…she’s at it again!

How about you?

Have you had any ridiculous or funny text exchanges lately with friends, family members, or maybe even complete strangers?

If so, please tell us all about them in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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The “Murder Mittens” Group Features Photos of Cat Claws

What you’re about to see may frighten you…

But don’t get too upset, we have a feeling that the cats in these photos are actually quite gentle and loving…unless they are provoked.

I’m talking about a Reddit group called Murder Mittens where people post photos of their pet kitties baring their claws.

And if you’re a cat owner, you’re gonna love them!

So enjoy…and be careful not to get on the bad side of any cats anytime soon…trust us on this one…

1. Tiger blood!

Maybe not quite as vicious, but still…

She looked familiar… from murdermittens

2. They’re all vicious!

And adorable…but still, watch your step.

My cat had kittens. Here are all 3 of them! from catpictures

3. I’m the boss.

Whatever you say, sir…

Gus just moved in, he’s making sure we know he’s the boss now. from murdermittens

4. Feed me! Or else!

Just do what she says.

Someone’s ready for dinner from murdermittens

5. Still a threat to be reckoned with.

Even though he is adorable.

My favourite baby photo of him from aww

6. Just showing off her claws.

In case you think about getting out of line.

Bebe precioso!!!!! from murdermittens

7. That’s grand theft!

But, there’s nothing you can really do about it…

Touch tha chockamachip cookee from TouchThaFishy

8. Lying in wait…

Just ready to attack.

Soon from murdermittens

9. I want my food and I want it now.

Oh, and how was your day, by the way?

How I am greeted when I get home every day from murdermittens

10. An action shot.

Don’t tangle with this one.

action MM’s from murdermittens

11. You could use a massage.

Be very careful, though…those things are razor-sharp.

Scalp massage from murdermittens

12. Just so you know what you’re dealing with…

Don’t do anything dumb.

Murder mittens used to beg for his wet food. He wants us to know he could rip us apart if we neglect to feed him. Murder mittens. from murdermittens

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share a photo of your vicious kitty’s murder mittens. And tell us a little bit about them. Name, age, confirmed kills, etc.

We can’t wait to get introduced to these guys and gals!

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The “Murder Mittens” Group Features Photos of Cat Claws

What you’re about to see may frighten you…

But don’t get too upset, we have a feeling that the cats in these photos are actually quite gentle and loving…unless they are provoked.

I’m talking about a Reddit group called Murder Mittens where people post photos of their pet kitties baring their claws.

And if you’re a cat owner, you’re gonna love them!

So enjoy…and be careful not to get on the bad side of any cats anytime soon…trust us on this one…

1. Tiger blood!

Maybe not quite as vicious, but still…

She looked familiar… from murdermittens

2. They’re all vicious!

And adorable…but still, watch your step.

My cat had kittens. Here are all 3 of them! from catpictures

3. I’m the boss.

Whatever you say, sir…

Gus just moved in, he’s making sure we know he’s the boss now. from murdermittens

4. Feed me! Or else!

Just do what she says.

Someone’s ready for dinner from murdermittens

5. Still a threat to be reckoned with.

Even though he is adorable.

My favourite baby photo of him from aww

6. Just showing off her claws.

In case you think about getting out of line.

Bebe precioso!!!!! from murdermittens

7. That’s grand theft!

But, there’s nothing you can really do about it…

Touch tha chockamachip cookee from TouchThaFishy

8. Lying in wait…

Just ready to attack.

Soon from murdermittens

9. I want my food and I want it now.

Oh, and how was your day, by the way?

How I am greeted when I get home every day from murdermittens

10. An action shot.

Don’t tangle with this one.

action MM’s from murdermittens

11. You could use a massage.

Be very careful, though…those things are razor-sharp.

Scalp massage from murdermittens

12. Just so you know what you’re dealing with…

Don’t do anything dumb.

Murder mittens used to beg for his wet food. He wants us to know he could rip us apart if we neglect to feed him. Murder mittens. from murdermittens

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share a photo of your vicious kitty’s murder mittens. And tell us a little bit about them. Name, age, confirmed kills, etc.

We can’t wait to get introduced to these guys and gals!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements From People Who DEFINITELY Haven’t Been Social Distancing

What a strange time we’re living in. I never would have imagined in January that this is what 2020 would have turned out to be like.

A worldwide health crisis that shut down the economy and forces people to stay away from each other? Get out of here!

But here we are…

At least there are some positive things coming out of this awful situation. Like new additions on the way! I guess it’s pretty obvious that these folks HAVE NOT been social distancing. Hey o!

Let’s take a look at their funny quarantine pregnancy announcements.

1. The one where we were quarantined…

A little Friends reference for good measure.

2. You didn’t stay 6 feet away!

And look what happened!

3. Good things coming out of the lockdown!

A new addition on the way.

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??❣WE HAVE A TRAVELICIOUS SURPRISE ?❣? #babynews . ?We're so superrrrr happy and exited to announce that at least one good thing came from this corona quarantine/ temporary world trip pause; . ➡ We're EXPECTING our 3rd travelicious BABY? (during our world trip) in January 2021! ⬅ . We feel so blessed ? that this little travelicious adventurer is becoming to be part of our full-time travel family adventure! . We're feeling so lucky that we can give all our time, attention and love ? to this little baby? during our travels around the world?. If everyting goes by plan, the first country to explore in "real life" with this mini travelicious baby will be ?? Australia ?! . Untill that time we keep on travelling?⛴?, exploring and making memories for the rest of our lives as family of 5 ?‍?‍?‍?+? (because our baby brother/ sister in mums belly is already travelling with now ?). So excually, the trip we're making to Iceland?? at the moment, is our first family of 5 adventure! ? How cool is that?! ? #yay . . . . #babynews #babyannouncement #baby #soblessed #sohappy #weareexpecting #newbaby #ontheway #newfamilymember #traveliciousbaby #worldtrip #pregnancyannouncement #pregnanttraveler #preggotravels #announcement #babyannouncement #blessed #coronababy #pandemicbaby #covidbaby #covid19pause #worldtrippause #quarantinebaby #newadventurer #baby3 #zwanger #zwangerschapsaankondiging #zwangeropreis #familyof5 #happytravellers

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4. They look like they’re having a great time.

Mom…not so much…

5. You have all the essentials ready.

Hopefully, by December you won’t need all that stuff.

6. Here’s a plot twist.

It’s the last one, we swear!

7. We weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy.

8. Straight outta quarantine.

Here’s a new one for ya!

9. Social distancing from the womb.

That’s one way to stay safe.

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Life is full of surprises… #BabyLeal #CoronaBaby

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10. Baking more than cookies…

Something’s cooking in the oven!

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I’ve been baking more than cookies lately❤ . . Some may have noticed I kind of have been quiet on here… honestly the first trimester was beyond difficult and I have been nauseous CONSTANTLY (and royal icing was the only thing that made it worse!) ? I am finally feeling myself again! . It has been killing me keeping this a secret from most. Because honestly the journey Keithan and I have been through has been tough. For two years we have tried for baby #2. Between both of us on fertility medicine, doctors telling us it was not possible, and countless negative pregnancy tests, we just did not think it was possible. December 2019, I accepted Raegan would be our only child. She is perfect in every way possible and I didn’t want my lack of conceiving to get in the way of my happiness of what we already had. . . As most of you know, we built a house and moved in January 2020. We spent a few months settling in and working on a lot of home projects and “trying” was far from on our mind. By mid March, Keithan says to me, “hey, when should we start trying again?” As to which I replied, “let’s wait after March, because I don’t want another December baby.” And surprise! I found out I was pregnant a few weeks later… WITH THE SAME DUE DATE AS RAEGAN! . . We are beyond ecstatic and overwhelmed with so much joy and happiness. We feel so blessed ❤

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11. Oh, well, you tried.

And now you’ll be rewarded!

12. All wrapped up in a nice package.

How exciting!

13. More protection was needed!

But we call that a blessing!

How have you been spending your time during the quarantine?

In the comments, give us a life update.

We look forward to hearing from you! And we hope all of you are doing well and staying safe!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements From People Who DEFINITELY Haven’t Been Social Distancing

What a strange time we’re living in. I never would have imagined in January that this is what 2020 would have turned out to be like.

A worldwide health crisis that shut down the economy and forces people to stay away from each other? Get out of here!

But here we are…

At least there are some positive things coming out of this awful situation. Like new additions on the way! I guess it’s pretty obvious that these folks HAVE NOT been social distancing. Hey o!

Let’s take a look at their funny quarantine pregnancy announcements.

1. The one where we were quarantined…

A little Friends reference for good measure.

2. You didn’t stay 6 feet away!

And look what happened!

3. Good things coming out of the lockdown!

A new addition on the way.

View this post on Instagram

??❣WE HAVE A TRAVELICIOUS SURPRISE ?❣? #babynews . ?We're so superrrrr happy and exited to announce that at least one good thing came from this corona quarantine/ temporary world trip pause; . ➡ We're EXPECTING our 3rd travelicious BABY? (during our world trip) in January 2021! ⬅ . We feel so blessed ? that this little travelicious adventurer is becoming to be part of our full-time travel family adventure! . We're feeling so lucky that we can give all our time, attention and love ? to this little baby? during our travels around the world?. If everyting goes by plan, the first country to explore in "real life" with this mini travelicious baby will be ?? Australia ?! . Untill that time we keep on travelling?⛴?, exploring and making memories for the rest of our lives as family of 5 ?‍?‍?‍?+? (because our baby brother/ sister in mums belly is already travelling with now ?). So excually, the trip we're making to Iceland?? at the moment, is our first family of 5 adventure! ? How cool is that?! ? #yay . . . . #babynews #babyannouncement #baby #soblessed #sohappy #weareexpecting #newbaby #ontheway #newfamilymember #traveliciousbaby #worldtrip #pregnancyannouncement #pregnanttraveler #preggotravels #announcement #babyannouncement #blessed #coronababy #pandemicbaby #covidbaby #covid19pause #worldtrippause #quarantinebaby #newadventurer #baby3 #zwanger #zwangerschapsaankondiging #zwangeropreis #familyof5 #happytravellers

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4. They look like they’re having a great time.

Mom…not so much…

5. You have all the essentials ready.

Hopefully, by December you won’t need all that stuff.

6. Here’s a plot twist.

It’s the last one, we swear!

7. We weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy.

8. Straight outta quarantine.

Here’s a new one for ya!

9. Social distancing from the womb.

That’s one way to stay safe.

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Life is full of surprises… #BabyLeal #CoronaBaby

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10. Baking more than cookies…

Something’s cooking in the oven!

View this post on Instagram

I’ve been baking more than cookies lately❤ . . Some may have noticed I kind of have been quiet on here… honestly the first trimester was beyond difficult and I have been nauseous CONSTANTLY (and royal icing was the only thing that made it worse!) ? I am finally feeling myself again! . It has been killing me keeping this a secret from most. Because honestly the journey Keithan and I have been through has been tough. For two years we have tried for baby #2. Between both of us on fertility medicine, doctors telling us it was not possible, and countless negative pregnancy tests, we just did not think it was possible. December 2019, I accepted Raegan would be our only child. She is perfect in every way possible and I didn’t want my lack of conceiving to get in the way of my happiness of what we already had. . . As most of you know, we built a house and moved in January 2020. We spent a few months settling in and working on a lot of home projects and “trying” was far from on our mind. By mid March, Keithan says to me, “hey, when should we start trying again?” As to which I replied, “let’s wait after March, because I don’t want another December baby.” And surprise! I found out I was pregnant a few weeks later… WITH THE SAME DUE DATE AS RAEGAN! . . We are beyond ecstatic and overwhelmed with so much joy and happiness. We feel so blessed ❤

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11. Oh, well, you tried.

And now you’ll be rewarded!

12. All wrapped up in a nice package.

How exciting!

13. More protection was needed!

But we call that a blessing!

How have you been spending your time during the quarantine?

In the comments, give us a life update.

We look forward to hearing from you! And we hope all of you are doing well and staying safe!

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Do You Think You Had Strict Parents? Take a Look at These Rules That People Had to Follow When They Were Young.

I was the fourth kid out of five born in my family so, while my parents were definitely strict about some stuff, I had it MUCH easier than my older siblings.

Looking back on it, they were probably just tired and worn out by the time myself and my younger brother came around and didn’t want to deal with every single thing they’d already dealt with three times before.

And who can blame them?

But there were definitely a lot of rules and if you broke them, you were in trouble.

People took to Twitter to share the weird rules they had to follow when they were growing up.

Let’s take a look.

1. No gang activity in this house.

This had to have been the early 1990s.

2. Grease is a Satanic film.

And Rizzo was Satan.

3. How am I supposed to read this?

Come on! A little help!

4. A lot of food rules.

Were you allowed to speak?

5. Start over.

Do the whole thing again.

6. I broke my brain!

None of that devil music around here!

7. Never-ending rules.

That must’ve been a huge rule book.

8. That is weird.

I can think of things that look trashier.

9. You know the rules!

Even Frosted Flakes?

10. My friend…

This is perfectly normal behavior.

11. Time to sharpen up.

But you better be careful…

12. Sounds a little fishy…

And I can see why you’re confused.

Were your parents strict when you were growing up?

What kind of rules did you have to follow?

Talk to us in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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Do You Think You Had Strict Parents? Take a Look at These Rules That People Had to Follow When They Were Young.

I was the fourth kid out of five born in my family so, while my parents were definitely strict about some stuff, I had it MUCH easier than my older siblings.

Looking back on it, they were probably just tired and worn out by the time myself and my younger brother came around and didn’t want to deal with every single thing they’d already dealt with three times before.

And who can blame them?

But there were definitely a lot of rules and if you broke them, you were in trouble.

People took to Twitter to share the weird rules they had to follow when they were growing up.

Let’s take a look.

1. No gang activity in this house.

This had to have been the early 1990s.

2. Grease is a Satanic film.

And Rizzo was Satan.

3. How am I supposed to read this?

Come on! A little help!

4. A lot of food rules.

Were you allowed to speak?

5. Start over.

Do the whole thing again.

6. I broke my brain!

None of that devil music around here!

7. Never-ending rules.

That must’ve been a huge rule book.

8. That is weird.

I can think of things that look trashier.

9. You know the rules!

Even Frosted Flakes?

10. My friend…

This is perfectly normal behavior.

11. Time to sharpen up.

But you better be careful…

12. Sounds a little fishy…

And I can see why you’re confused.

Were your parents strict when you were growing up?

What kind of rules did you have to follow?

Talk to us in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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Food Service Workers Recall Really Stupid Encounters With Customers

The more time I spend around people, the more I realize they’re not too bright.

Like, not at all.

And if you work in any kind of food service job where you’re constantly trying to please customers, you know they’re going to get on your nerves. Because they’re dumb. And some of them are REALLY DUMB.

People took to Twitter and recalled their interactions with incredibly dumb customers…let’s see what they had to say.

1. COLD hot CHOCOLATE.

Way to be confusing…

2. No Doritos, please.

Get it together!

3. Oh, boy…

 

4. Ham without ham.

What the heck?

5. A real smart guy.

Seriously? This is weird.

6. After all these years.

She’s still doing it.

7. Let’s talk about bacon.

She’s flippin’ out.

8. Chicago dogs.

WTF is this?!?!

9. Hotel life.

Read the signs!

10. Lactose intolerant.

Let’s have a talk.

11. That’s confusing.

And I don’t like it one bit!

12. Sir…the dips!

Please! The dips!

13. Picky eater.

At McDonald’s, no less…

Do you remember YOUR dumbest encounter with a customer?

If so, please share it in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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Here Are Some Great Posts About Our Pooches for You to Enjoy!

I’m a HUGE fan of dogs.

They’re loyal, lovable, and, remember, we are the most important things in their lives. So it’s important that you ALWAYS go out of your way to show your pooch some love, even when you’re having a particularly bad day.

Let’s enjoy some great dog memes together and after you’re done, go give your best friend a belly rub!

1. Look at these lovebirds!

How cute!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

2. Listen…I love you…

We’ve all done this before.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

3. Let’s see what you got.

I hope you can do the splits…

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

4. Oh, boy…this is not good.

This couple will be a meme forever and ever.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

5. A true thespian, right here.

Well, that’s just perfect.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

6. Show your wife some respect!

What a scoundrel!

7. Watching you in your sleep…

He’s creeping everyone out.

8. Best friends forever!

Isn’t that adorable?!?!

9. Time for a beer run!

I buy, you fly!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

10. These are my future goals.

I’m with you on this one!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

11. What’s going on here???

I’m waiting for an explanation.

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12. I’ll listen to you.

A news anchor you can trust!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

13. Not a fan of tomatoes.

Try putting some peanut butter on them.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

14. The best date you could ask for!

I think she’s into it!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

Now we want YOU to get involved.

In the comments, share a photo of your beloved dog and tell us a little bit about them.

We’re excited to meet these furballs.

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Twitter Users Talk About the Small Things in Movies and TV Shows That Ruin It for Them

Movies and TV shows are not real, but it’s still pretty darn annoying when we see things in them that are totally unrealistic.

You know you see these kinds of things all the time, right?

A funny Twitter thread saw users speaking out about the things that they consider very annoying when it comes to how real life is inaccurately portrayed on TV and in the movies.

Let’s take a look.

1. Gulpin’ ’em down.

That is kinda weird.

2. See you later!

Doesn’t work that way.

3. Get it right!

Chess players don’t like this.

4. Let’s see the drool.

Totally unrealistic!

5. Hey, sis!

Never said this in my life.

6. That’s just creepy.

And totally weird.

7. Get it right, designers!

Come on, you have a big budget.

8. Right into the river!

That doesn’t seem right…

9. Ummmm, that’s delicious.

Instantaneous delight.

10. I’m late!

Gotta go! Out the door!

11. Where’s the mouse?

Riddle me that!

12. How do you afford this place?

Especially in New York City.

13. The bra stays on.

Ladies…let’s hear the truth.

How about you?

What are the little things in movies that really drive you crazy?

Talk to us in the comments!

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