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13 Tweets That Are a Sign of the Times

One of the great things about Twitter is that it moves so fast that it’s usually an accurate reflection of the world at any given moment.

Which, you know, if the world at the moment is a disaster, Twitter can be a bit of the same.

Like these 13 tweets, for example, that attempt to make us laugh through the madness.

13. Are you guys getting divorced??

Now there’s going to be two houses for Goldilocks to destroy.

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12. You gotta give it a go, though.

Old knees and all.

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11. This just made me lol.

Real love, y’all.

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10. Slime? What slime?

I see no slime eat your cookie, son.

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9. Things don’t always work out the way we plan.

You gotta shoot your shot though.

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8. I’m feeling called out.

Maybe I should at least pick up the toys.

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7. Who’s cutting onions in here?

My heart is hurting in the best way.

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6. It’s almost like wearing makeup is fun again.

And I never wanted to wear makeup before.

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5. This is…accurate.

Except man they never stop eating, so they’re also kind of like teenagers.

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4. Teaching your kid life skills.

That’s what you can tell yourself.

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3. It’s like we almost forgot it existed.

How is that possible??

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2. There’s always someone who wants to hear it.

Might as well start with it next time.

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1. I like all of these suggestions.

Mental health is important.

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I guess I’m feeling a little bit better, how about you?

Did any of these turn your day around? Tell us which ones in the comments!

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Tweets That Hold a Mirror up to the World

Comedy is wonderful, but it’s at its best when it’s reflecting the weird, beautiful mess of the world today, don’t you think?

To strike that balance between humor and honesty is hard, and why being funny is so much harder than it seems at first – but these 11 tweets sit right in the sweet spot.

11. I honestly can’t tell.

Because Kanye, mostly.

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10. The biggest disappointment of our collective lives.

And the anticipation at the front just makes it all worse.

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9. You should have asked more questions.

Don’t accept gifts without asking about strings, don’t you know?

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8. Sometimes you just don’t have the filter.

Usually the last day you work in customer service.

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7. At least we’re happy.

I never wish to be parted from ice cream again.

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6. She still has to look at you, okay?

Show some respect.

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5. Is this…a real thing?

Coffee doesn’t deserve this.

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4. Yeah that’s not going to work.

And stop ringing the doorbell and interrupting my naps.

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3. It’s not the same.

But dogs are still awesome friends.

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2. Everyone knows about the Canadian tuxedo.

At least, I thought they did.

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1. People like this don’t deserve the bigger person.

Kick ’em where it hurts.

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These are why we flock to Twitter, right?

Which of these gave you the right sort of feels? Tell us in the ccomments!

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Times When People on NextDoor Were Definitely Not Very Neighborly

Scrolling through your NextDoor app can be a bit of an experience. After all, the hyper-local social networking site pools your entire neighborhood and often puts everybody’s business out there for all to see.

Sometimes, NextDoor is nothing more than a dumping ground for people’s petty grievances.

But other times, NextDoor is a veritable playground for anyone who wants to have a laugh at the ongoing sagas of their own neighborhood.

Here are 12 times that people on NextDoor were definitely not very neighborly.

1. It’s a legitimate question.

Many of us ask ourselves these multiple times a day.

2. Well, now you’ve started something.

What do you want to be this person received even more soup that day?

3. Who the F indeed.

Gotta love those polls.

4. Is this not… the point?

Where else should they go?

5. Gerb needs friends.

You don’t have to be so rude about it, Patrick.

6. Karens are gonna Karen.

It’s one thing you can always count on.

7. Oh goodie! Another poll.

This one makes so much sense.

8. Very important update.

Whatever will we do with all of these dismal avocados?

9. The eternal NextDoor post.

People on NextDoor really, really hate fireworks.

10. Vegans strike again.

“I don’t want to be a stereotype, but…”

11. They are always up to something.

You’ve really got to keep your eye on them.

12. It shouldn’t have been that hard.

It’s literally upside down.

Oh, boy. NextDoor is truly the gift that just keeps on giving. Make sure you share this one with your NextDoor-loving friends!

Do you have any horrible NextDoor stories? Don’t forget to share them with us in the comments!

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Funny Dog Memes That Will Remind You Why We Love Our Furry Friends So Much

Let’s go!

Who’s a good boy?!?! Who’s a good girl?!?!

I find myself saying this out loud lately…even though I don’t currently have a dog. Is that weird?

Oh well, it is what is it! Because I love dogs! LOVE ‘EM!

And I think you probably do too if you happened to click on this link, am I right?

Are you ready for a heaping dose of wholesome dog memes?

I know I am! Let’s do it!

Enjoy!

1. I can’t get enough of this.

And neither can you!

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2. Always barking at something.

What was that?!?!

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3. This dog is in the zone.

Good luck on catching that squirrel!

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4. I really wish UPS drivers looked like this.

But we’re still waiting…

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5. What are you guys talking about?

Let me in on it!

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6. What are you looking at?

Don’t mess with Dwayne.

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7. I gotta be somewhere.

So I’ll take my chances.

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8. This is a HUGE emergency.

What do I do?!?!

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9. This is amazing.

The hot dog bun of shame.

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10. I’ll show you!

Now who’s in charge?

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11. You’ll be just fine, Michelle.

Just focus on yourself for now.

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12. A much-needed break.

The life of a mom.

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13. I needed this today.

And I want him!

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14. Man, I really hope so.

This would be a nice way to be greeted in the afterlife.

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Now we want to meet your pooches!

In the comments, please share some pics of your dogs and tell us a little bit about them.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Funny Dog Memes to Soothe Your Soul

If I’m having a really horrible day, I like to always do the same thing to soothe my soul…I look at dog memes!

Every single time it helps me to calm down, be happy, and have a better day.

If you don’t believe me, you should give it a shot!

Here are 15 great dog memes that should do the trick.

Are you ready for some soothing? Let’s do it together!

Enjoy!

1. His new favorite thing!

Why not? He looks great!

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2. All the puppies are captivated.

Keep going, keep going!

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3. Oh…it’s you again…

Weren’t you just here yesterday?

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4. Man, you’re so freakin’ cool!

I hope to be this cool one day…

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5. Don’t even think twice about it.

Just go for it!

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6. I will definitely believe this news anchor.

And that’s the only one I trust!

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7. I think that means yes.

But ask her again to be sure.

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8. And…one and two and three and four!

Now you’re getting it!

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9. Not a little dog anymore.

But you can’t say no, can you?

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10. Uggghhhh. Can’t get motivated.

Might even be time for a nap.

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11. Charlie seems like your typical seventh-grader.

He is one cool dude.

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12. This is too much.

What a fashion plate.

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13. This is all I need.

Okay, I’m ready!

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14. I’ve seen this type before.

Turn off that damn music!

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15. Oh, Maisie!

I think I’m in love…again…

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Will you do us a HUGE favor?

Share a photo of your doggo in the comments and tell us a little bit about them!

We can’t wait to meet them.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Dog Memes to Soothe Your Soul

If I’m having a really horrible day, I like to always do the same thing to soothe my soul…I look at dog memes!

Every single time it helps me to calm down, be happy, and have a better day.

If you don’t believe me, you should give it a shot!

Here are 15 great dog memes that should do the trick.

Are you ready for some soothing? Let’s do it together!

Enjoy!

1. His new favorite thing!

Why not? He looks great!

Photo Credit: The Chive

2. All the puppies are captivated.

Keep going, keep going!

Photo Credit: The Chive

3. Oh…it’s you again…

Weren’t you just here yesterday?

Photo Credit: The Chive

4. Man, you’re so freakin’ cool!

I hope to be this cool one day…

Photo Credit: The Chive

5. Don’t even think twice about it.

Just go for it!

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6. I will definitely believe this news anchor.

And that’s the only one I trust!

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7. I think that means yes.

But ask her again to be sure.

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8. And…one and two and three and four!

Now you’re getting it!

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9. Not a little dog anymore.

But you can’t say no, can you?

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10. Uggghhhh. Can’t get motivated.

Might even be time for a nap.

Photo Credit: The Chive

11. Charlie seems like your typical seventh-grader.

He is one cool dude.

Photo Credit: The Chive

12. This is too much.

What a fashion plate.

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13. This is all I need.

Okay, I’m ready!

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14. I’ve seen this type before.

Turn off that damn music!

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15. Oh, Maisie!

I think I’m in love…again…

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Will you do us a HUGE favor?

Share a photo of your doggo in the comments and tell us a little bit about them!

We can’t wait to meet them.

Please and thank you!

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Ridiculous Text Messages That’ll Make You Laugh… and Roll Your Eyes

It’s crazy to think about a time before text messaging.

I fought it for a while when all my friends started doing it probably back in 2003, but I eventually gave in, and honestly, I’d prefer to NEVER talk on the phone to anyone ever again.

But that’s just me.

And you know if you spend most of your time texting, you’re going to have some pretty ridiculous exchanges with people.

Here are some perfect examples. Let’s take a look.

1. What a charmer.

Did you fall for this guy, or what?

2. Hahaha. This is great.

He seems like a keeper to me. But what do I know…?

3. Zing! Got ya!

I laughed at this. Not gonna lie.

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4. That’s not what I meant!

I swear! I said MILD.

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5. One time only.

That will never happen again. EVER.

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6. Oh good, you only inhaled it.

We got a smart one on our hands!

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7. That ended with a bang.

Nice work, everyone!

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8. Who is this?

And what on Earth are you talking about?

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9. Is anyone gonna show up?

It doesn’t look good so far…

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10. Might want to go to the ER.

I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, though…

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11. I did, too!

I’m freakin’ out!

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12. No one should ever receive a message like this.

This is horrifying!

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13. Don’t mess with Deanna.

She’ll give you the business every time!

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Oh, boy…

How about you? Have you received (or accidentally sent) any ridiculous text messages lately?

If so, please talk to us in the comments! And share some screenshots!

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Ridiculous Text Messages That’ll Make You Laugh… and Roll Your Eyes

It’s crazy to think about a time before text messaging.

I fought it for a while when all my friends started doing it probably back in 2003, but I eventually gave in, and honestly, I’d prefer to NEVER talk on the phone to anyone ever again.

But that’s just me.

And you know if you spend most of your time texting, you’re going to have some pretty ridiculous exchanges with people.

Here are some perfect examples. Let’s take a look.

1. What a charmer.

Did you fall for this guy, or what?

2. Hahaha. This is great.

He seems like a keeper to me. But what do I know…?

3. Zing! Got ya!

I laughed at this. Not gonna lie.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

4. That’s not what I meant!

I swear! I said MILD.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

5. One time only.

That will never happen again. EVER.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

6. Oh good, you only inhaled it.

We got a smart one on our hands!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

7. That ended with a bang.

Nice work, everyone!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

8. Who is this?

And what on Earth are you talking about?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

9. Is anyone gonna show up?

It doesn’t look good so far…

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10. Might want to go to the ER.

I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, though…

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11. I did, too!

I’m freakin’ out!

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12. No one should ever receive a message like this.

This is horrifying!

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13. Don’t mess with Deanna.

She’ll give you the business every time!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

Oh, boy…

How about you? Have you received (or accidentally sent) any ridiculous text messages lately?

If so, please talk to us in the comments! And share some screenshots!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements

You might have heard before that a whole lot of babies are born about nine months after certain events: hurricanes, blizzards, and things like that.

Why, you ask?

Because people are trapped inside their houses and they’re GETTING IT ON, that’s why!

So you know that there might be a huge baby boom starting in early 2021 because of the quarantine that is keeping everyone cooped up at home. I mean, what else is there to do besides, well…you know…

Here are some funny quarantine pregnancy announcements that we think you’ll love.

1. Not enough protection.

And look what happened!

2. Meet the new parents!

Uh oh…here we go…

3. What’s it gonna be?

I guess we’ll have to wait and see…

4. A baby boy coming soon.

You’ve been busy, I see.

5. Tested positive for something else.

Even the masks didn’t help.

6. They weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy!

7. That belly’s not from too much food.

We all know what’s going on…

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He has made everything beautiful in its time. Ecc. 3:11 ❤✨ I have dreamt, & prayed for this very moment since God restored my view on marriage & family. Enrique & I are so excited to love, & raise this baby up to know the God that has been so good to us. There is truly no greater feeling in the world than to witness how God used our love to create our little human. I love this little baby growing inside of my womb with my WHOLE life. & we cannot wait to meet our little one & end this crazy year with a BANG! Going into my second trimester feeling blessed, & excited. Mommy & Daddy can’t wait to smother you with love baby. You are loved already so much by so many! ????? & Happy Fathers Day to the man that has taken such great care of me these past 3 months. I cannot express how grateful I am to you for being so amazing and taking care of me & baby H so well. There is no doubt about it that you will be the best daddy to our baby & I cannot wait to tell our baby how amazing you were to us both when they were in my tummy. I’m so excited for this season with you my love! ✨ #lilbean

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8. How do you think the cat feels?

Did you run it by her first?

9. Not all the time, apparently…

Bun in the oven!

10. Big brother to be.

He looks pretty happy about it.

11. Time to stock up on toilet paper!

And on diapers!

12. Well played, quarantine…

You got the best of us this time.

13. Couldn’t stay away from each other.

Coming soon to a home near you.

14. An imported product.

I see what you did there!

Now we want to hear from you!

How have you been spending your quarantine? With family? Solo?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements

You might have heard before that a whole lot of babies are born about nine months after certain events: hurricanes, blizzards, and things like that.

Why, you ask?

Because people are trapped inside their houses and they’re GETTING IT ON, that’s why!

So you know that there might be a huge baby boom starting in early 2021 because of the quarantine that is keeping everyone cooped up at home. I mean, what else is there to do besides, well…you know…

Here are some funny quarantine pregnancy announcements that we think you’ll love.

1. Not enough protection.

And look what happened!

2. Meet the new parents!

Uh oh…here we go…

3. What’s it gonna be?

I guess we’ll have to wait and see…

4. A baby boy coming soon.

You’ve been busy, I see.

5. Tested positive for something else.

Even the masks didn’t help.

6. They weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy!

7. That belly’s not from too much food.

We all know what’s going on…

View this post on Instagram

He has made everything beautiful in its time. Ecc. 3:11 ❤✨ I have dreamt, & prayed for this very moment since God restored my view on marriage & family. Enrique & I are so excited to love, & raise this baby up to know the God that has been so good to us. There is truly no greater feeling in the world than to witness how God used our love to create our little human. I love this little baby growing inside of my womb with my WHOLE life. & we cannot wait to meet our little one & end this crazy year with a BANG! Going into my second trimester feeling blessed, & excited. Mommy & Daddy can’t wait to smother you with love baby. You are loved already so much by so many! ????? & Happy Fathers Day to the man that has taken such great care of me these past 3 months. I cannot express how grateful I am to you for being so amazing and taking care of me & baby H so well. There is no doubt about it that you will be the best daddy to our baby & I cannot wait to tell our baby how amazing you were to us both when they were in my tummy. I’m so excited for this season with you my love! ✨ #lilbean

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8. How do you think the cat feels?

Did you run it by her first?

9. Not all the time, apparently…

Bun in the oven!

10. Big brother to be.

He looks pretty happy about it.

11. Time to stock up on toilet paper!

And on diapers!

12. Well played, quarantine…

You got the best of us this time.

13. Couldn’t stay away from each other.

Coming soon to a home near you.

14. An imported product.

I see what you did there!

Now we want to hear from you!

How have you been spending your quarantine? With family? Solo?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update.

Please and thank you!

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