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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements From People Who DEFINITELY Haven’t Been Social Distancing

What a strange time we’re living in. I never would have imagined in January that this is what 2020 would have turned out to be like.

A worldwide health crisis that shut down the economy and forces people to stay away from each other? Get out of here!

But here we are…

At least there are some positive things coming out of this awful situation. Like new additions on the way! I guess it’s pretty obvious that these folks HAVE NOT been social distancing. Hey o!

Let’s take a look at their funny quarantine pregnancy announcements.

1. The one where we were quarantined…

A little Friends reference for good measure.

2. You didn’t stay 6 feet away!

And look what happened!

3. Good things coming out of the lockdown!

A new addition on the way.

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??❣WE HAVE A TRAVELICIOUS SURPRISE ?❣? #babynews . ?We're so superrrrr happy and exited to announce that at least one good thing came from this corona quarantine/ temporary world trip pause; . ➡ We're EXPECTING our 3rd travelicious BABY? (during our world trip) in January 2021! ⬅ . We feel so blessed ? that this little travelicious adventurer is becoming to be part of our full-time travel family adventure! . We're feeling so lucky that we can give all our time, attention and love ? to this little baby? during our travels around the world?. If everyting goes by plan, the first country to explore in "real life" with this mini travelicious baby will be ?? Australia ?! . Untill that time we keep on travelling?⛴?, exploring and making memories for the rest of our lives as family of 5 ?‍?‍?‍?+? (because our baby brother/ sister in mums belly is already travelling with now ?). So excually, the trip we're making to Iceland?? at the moment, is our first family of 5 adventure! ? How cool is that?! ? #yay . . . . #babynews #babyannouncement #baby #soblessed #sohappy #weareexpecting #newbaby #ontheway #newfamilymember #traveliciousbaby #worldtrip #pregnancyannouncement #pregnanttraveler #preggotravels #announcement #babyannouncement #blessed #coronababy #pandemicbaby #covidbaby #covid19pause #worldtrippause #quarantinebaby #newadventurer #baby3 #zwanger #zwangerschapsaankondiging #zwangeropreis #familyof5 #happytravellers

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4. They look like they’re having a great time.

Mom…not so much…

5. You have all the essentials ready.

Hopefully, by December you won’t need all that stuff.

6. Here’s a plot twist.

It’s the last one, we swear!

7. We weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy.

8. Straight outta quarantine.

Here’s a new one for ya!

9. Social distancing from the womb.

That’s one way to stay safe.

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Life is full of surprises… #BabyLeal #CoronaBaby

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10. Baking more than cookies…

Something’s cooking in the oven!

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I’ve been baking more than cookies lately❤ . . Some may have noticed I kind of have been quiet on here… honestly the first trimester was beyond difficult and I have been nauseous CONSTANTLY (and royal icing was the only thing that made it worse!) ? I am finally feeling myself again! . It has been killing me keeping this a secret from most. Because honestly the journey Keithan and I have been through has been tough. For two years we have tried for baby #2. Between both of us on fertility medicine, doctors telling us it was not possible, and countless negative pregnancy tests, we just did not think it was possible. December 2019, I accepted Raegan would be our only child. She is perfect in every way possible and I didn’t want my lack of conceiving to get in the way of my happiness of what we already had. . . As most of you know, we built a house and moved in January 2020. We spent a few months settling in and working on a lot of home projects and “trying” was far from on our mind. By mid March, Keithan says to me, “hey, when should we start trying again?” As to which I replied, “let’s wait after March, because I don’t want another December baby.” And surprise! I found out I was pregnant a few weeks later… WITH THE SAME DUE DATE AS RAEGAN! . . We are beyond ecstatic and overwhelmed with so much joy and happiness. We feel so blessed ❤

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11. Oh, well, you tried.

And now you’ll be rewarded!

12. All wrapped up in a nice package.

How exciting!

13. More protection was needed!

But we call that a blessing!

How have you been spending your time during the quarantine?

In the comments, give us a life update.

We look forward to hearing from you! And we hope all of you are doing well and staying safe!

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Do You Think You Had Strict Parents? Take a Look at These Rules That People Had to Follow When They Were Young.

I was the fourth kid out of five born in my family so, while my parents were definitely strict about some stuff, I had it MUCH easier than my older siblings.

Looking back on it, they were probably just tired and worn out by the time myself and my younger brother came around and didn’t want to deal with every single thing they’d already dealt with three times before.

And who can blame them?

But there were definitely a lot of rules and if you broke them, you were in trouble.

People took to Twitter to share the weird rules they had to follow when they were growing up.

Let’s take a look.

1. No gang activity in this house.

This had to have been the early 1990s.

2. Grease is a Satanic film.

And Rizzo was Satan.

3. How am I supposed to read this?

Come on! A little help!

4. A lot of food rules.

Were you allowed to speak?

5. Start over.

Do the whole thing again.

6. I broke my brain!

None of that devil music around here!

7. Never-ending rules.

That must’ve been a huge rule book.

8. That is weird.

I can think of things that look trashier.

9. You know the rules!

Even Frosted Flakes?

10. My friend…

This is perfectly normal behavior.

11. Time to sharpen up.

But you better be careful…

12. Sounds a little fishy…

And I can see why you’re confused.

Were your parents strict when you were growing up?

What kind of rules did you have to follow?

Talk to us in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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Do You Think You Had Strict Parents? Take a Look at These Rules That People Had to Follow When They Were Young.

I was the fourth kid out of five born in my family so, while my parents were definitely strict about some stuff, I had it MUCH easier than my older siblings.

Looking back on it, they were probably just tired and worn out by the time myself and my younger brother came around and didn’t want to deal with every single thing they’d already dealt with three times before.

And who can blame them?

But there were definitely a lot of rules and if you broke them, you were in trouble.

People took to Twitter to share the weird rules they had to follow when they were growing up.

Let’s take a look.

1. No gang activity in this house.

This had to have been the early 1990s.

2. Grease is a Satanic film.

And Rizzo was Satan.

3. How am I supposed to read this?

Come on! A little help!

4. A lot of food rules.

Were you allowed to speak?

5. Start over.

Do the whole thing again.

6. I broke my brain!

None of that devil music around here!

7. Never-ending rules.

That must’ve been a huge rule book.

8. That is weird.

I can think of things that look trashier.

9. You know the rules!

Even Frosted Flakes?

10. My friend…

This is perfectly normal behavior.

11. Time to sharpen up.

But you better be careful…

12. Sounds a little fishy…

And I can see why you’re confused.

Were your parents strict when you were growing up?

What kind of rules did you have to follow?

Talk to us in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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Food Service Workers Recall Really Stupid Encounters With Customers

The more time I spend around people, the more I realize they’re not too bright.

Like, not at all.

And if you work in any kind of food service job where you’re constantly trying to please customers, you know they’re going to get on your nerves. Because they’re dumb. And some of them are REALLY DUMB.

People took to Twitter and recalled their interactions with incredibly dumb customers…let’s see what they had to say.

1. COLD hot CHOCOLATE.

Way to be confusing…

2. No Doritos, please.

Get it together!

3. Oh, boy…

 

4. Ham without ham.

What the heck?

5. A real smart guy.

Seriously? This is weird.

6. After all these years.

She’s still doing it.

7. Let’s talk about bacon.

She’s flippin’ out.

8. Chicago dogs.

WTF is this?!?!

9. Hotel life.

Read the signs!

10. Lactose intolerant.

Let’s have a talk.

11. That’s confusing.

And I don’t like it one bit!

12. Sir…the dips!

Please! The dips!

13. Picky eater.

At McDonald’s, no less…

Do you remember YOUR dumbest encounter with a customer?

If so, please share it in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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Here Are Some Great Posts About Our Pooches for You to Enjoy!

I’m a HUGE fan of dogs.

They’re loyal, lovable, and, remember, we are the most important things in their lives. So it’s important that you ALWAYS go out of your way to show your pooch some love, even when you’re having a particularly bad day.

Let’s enjoy some great dog memes together and after you’re done, go give your best friend a belly rub!

1. Look at these lovebirds!

How cute!

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2. Listen…I love you…

We’ve all done this before.

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3. Let’s see what you got.

I hope you can do the splits…

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4. Oh, boy…this is not good.

This couple will be a meme forever and ever.

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5. A true thespian, right here.

Well, that’s just perfect.

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6. Show your wife some respect!

What a scoundrel!

7. Watching you in your sleep…

He’s creeping everyone out.

8. Best friends forever!

Isn’t that adorable?!?!

9. Time for a beer run!

I buy, you fly!

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10. These are my future goals.

I’m with you on this one!

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11. What’s going on here???

I’m waiting for an explanation.

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12. I’ll listen to you.

A news anchor you can trust!

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13. Not a fan of tomatoes.

Try putting some peanut butter on them.

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14. The best date you could ask for!

I think she’s into it!

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Now we want YOU to get involved.

In the comments, share a photo of your beloved dog and tell us a little bit about them.

We’re excited to meet these furballs.

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Twitter Users Talk About the Small Things in Movies and TV Shows That Ruin It for Them

Movies and TV shows are not real, but it’s still pretty darn annoying when we see things in them that are totally unrealistic.

You know you see these kinds of things all the time, right?

A funny Twitter thread saw users speaking out about the things that they consider very annoying when it comes to how real life is inaccurately portrayed on TV and in the movies.

Let’s take a look.

1. Gulpin’ ’em down.

That is kinda weird.

2. See you later!

Doesn’t work that way.

3. Get it right!

Chess players don’t like this.

4. Let’s see the drool.

Totally unrealistic!

5. Hey, sis!

Never said this in my life.

6. That’s just creepy.

And totally weird.

7. Get it right, designers!

Come on, you have a big budget.

8. Right into the river!

That doesn’t seem right…

9. Ummmm, that’s delicious.

Instantaneous delight.

10. I’m late!

Gotta go! Out the door!

11. Where’s the mouse?

Riddle me that!

12. How do you afford this place?

Especially in New York City.

13. The bra stays on.

Ladies…let’s hear the truth.

How about you?

What are the little things in movies that really drive you crazy?

Talk to us in the comments!

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Enjoy Old People Being Totally Hilarious on Facebook

Bless their hearts…these folks…

Some old people really enjoy interacting with people on social media…but sometimes they just can’t seem to get it right…

Their hearts are in the right place but…as you’re about to see, they kind of blow it.

Sorry, Grandma! But it’s the truth.

Here are some hilarious examples of old people not getting it right on Facebook.

Let’s take a look!

1. Sorry to hear that.

Well, at least it was heartfelt.

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2. This one went way over her head.

Who the heck is Carol?

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3. And the Lord is returning soon.

Just so you know…

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4. “Was” a handsome man.

Sorry about that hiccup.

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5. STD does not equal “Save the Date.”

Just for future reference.

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6. I love this visual.

And congrats on the weight loss!

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7. Thanks for the update.

You should be praying harder!

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8. Way to air your dirty laundry online.

Don’t do that again, please.

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9. What’s with these emojis?

Totally inappropriate! Sad!

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10. Time to celebrate?

Seems a little off…

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11. Just gave up in the middle.

Good thing they have the comments.

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12. Again, the wrong emojis.

Is there a crash-course on emoji usage out there?

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13. She’ll come over and clean for you!

You should take her up on it. That place is a pigsty.

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14. Not sure about that one…

But maybe you’ll get some good feedback!

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Those are hilarious!

Do you have any examples of old people acting really hilarious on Facebook?

If so, please share them with us in the comments!

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Great Dog Posts That Will Make You Love Our Furry Friends Even More!

I think we are so lucky as humans to be able to share our lives with these furry creatures that bring us so much joy every day.

In my eyes, they can do no wrong. EVER.

Do you feel the same way? I have a feeling that you do if you’re here about to look through these hilarious posts.

So what do you say? Are you ready to celebrate all things that celebrate dogs?

Then enjoy these funny posts!

1. Now you really messed up.

You’re making it worse!

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2. What did you just say?

You better run for it!

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3. The dog doesn’t look thrilled about it.

What did I get myself into?

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4. DO NOT LOOK THERE.

Do you really think anyone is going to listen to that?

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5. You don’t need an actual doorbell.

Trust us on this one.

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6. I wish my owner would just listen to me…

Why won’t they listen???

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7. A very dramatic pooch.

Awwww, it’s gonna be okay!

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8. Why the heck did you just do that?

That was NOT COOL.

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9. A lot of lettuce language in there.

Not that I’m complaining!

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10. Just act normal!

Don’t freak out!

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11. I don’t have the energy for this.

Wait, what does this one say?

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12. I’m trying to be cool!

I don’t think it’s working…

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13. Just trying to blend in.

Is it working?

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14. I love this!

He’ll grow into those legs eventually.

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15. That would be AWFUL.

And that dog has an evil look on his face.

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Now we want to meet your furry life partners!

In the comments, share some pics of your dogs and tell us a little bit about them.

We can’t wait to meet these guys and gals!

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People Talk About the Small Things That Ruin TV Shows and Movies for Them

You know you’ve been in this situation at some point…you’re watching a movie or a TV show, you’re enjoying it immensely, and then…you see something that totally ruins it for you.

Isn’t that annoying?

I hate it!

What strikes you as totally ridiculous when you watch a TV show or a movie?

This is what people on Twitter had to say.

1. Seems very light…

Is there anything in here?

2. Let’s back up.

Where the heck are we meeting?

3. Boy, that was lucky.

No one got hit!

4. So, what do you do?

I can hear perfectly in here!

5. That was quick.

Right down the hatch!

6. Not in pain anymore…

The magic of the movies.

7. No shortcuts?

Look it up, people!

8. Parking will not be a problem.

We all know that ain’t the truth.

9. Let’s keep it real.

Can we at least get that right?

10. Hahahaha. Always.

That’s not how it works.

11. Time to hang up.

No goodbye? Seems kind of rude…

12. Turn it off!

No need to watch further…

What things drive you crazy in movies and kind of ruin them for you?

Tell us in the comments!

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Old People Facebook Is the Gift That Keeps on Giving

Let me paint you a picture and you tell me if this sounds familiar.

You have an older relative or friend who likes to use Facebook…but they don’t seem to grasp it exactly.

Inappropriate comments, strange posts, weird photos. You name it, these old-timers have done it.

Do you know what I’m talking about?

And, by the way, it is totally hilarious!

Let’s take a look at what exactly we’re talking about.

Enjoy!

1. That last picture had to have been a mistake.

Right? It had to be?

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2. Good job, Carl!

That darn cat! He loves those things!

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3. You bet it does.

And now we all know.

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4. We all needed to know this.

And we thank you for letting us know.

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5. I don’t know. You tell me.

Any feedback on this one?

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6. Well, bye…

I wonder if they ever got that microwave…

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7. Patty, are you listening? 

I sure hope she is.

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8. Wow. Getting kind of intense.

Who did it?!?!

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9. What’s with the cake?

Doesn’t seem like a time to celebrate…

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10. That would not be good.

Keep that WiFi out of my body!

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11. This is amazing.

Just let the whole thing soak in…

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12. Amy. Call me.

We have a lot to talk about.

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Those really are the gifts that keep on giving, aren’t they?

Darn right they are!

Now we want to hear from you!

Share some of your own funny old people Facebook moments with us in the comments!

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