Read About the Time Dozens of Giant Animatronic Dinosaurs, Fossils, and More Were Auctioned Online

If you’ve ever wanted a yard full of massive animatronic dinosaurs, your prayers may have been answered.

Jeremy Dodd, who owns Able Auctions in British Columbia, sold dozens of animatronic dinosaurs in August.

The facility where the giant dinos are being held is having quite a bit of fun with their guests.

As it’s able to run eight or nine of the creatures at once, it’s not hard to stumble upon a whole host of blinking eyelids, nodding heads, and mouths that open and close.

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

You usually see these kinds of dinosaurs at museums, like London’s Natural History Museum or the Smithsonian National Zoo, but Jeremy says that this group of dinosaurs were “part of a local company here that toured the world doing dinosaur exhibits.”

Sadly, the company went bankrupt in May of this year, and may have needed to get rid of the dinosaurs to make money.

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

Jeremy also notes that all of the dinosaurs work, and Atlas Obscura describes them as being the real deal:

The dinosaurs have rubbery exteriors stretched over a steel-frame skeleton.

Instead of bellies full of chewed-up plants or smaller, unfortunate prehistoric creatures, these behemoths are full of foam, plus rumbling motors and gears.

They plug into controllers, through which a human handler can dictate how often a particular dino jerks to action, or, say, how far its tail should wag.

The dinosaurs can be sold together or individually, which is certainly a delightful bit of information. After all, who doesn’t want to welcome this guy into their home?

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

Or perhaps this dino?

Who I’m sure is just a total sweetheart once you get to know him?

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

If you’re into accuracy, this dino even comes with feathers!

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

And anyone who is having trouble imagining exactly what an animatronic dinosaur would look like in their yard will surely be satisfied with this photo of a dino in its “natural” habitat:

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

Look how cute these two are together!

It would probably be cruel to separate them.

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

They’ve also got fake fossils you can unearth…

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

Fake fossils in rocks…

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

And whatever this is!

Photo Credit: Able Auctions

Would you buy a giant animatronic dinosaur or two?

Let us know what you would do it in the comments!

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An Ex-Advisor Stole a Student’s Work, Claimed It as Theirs, and Got Caught

Getting through a college program is no easy feat.

One person shared a student’s worst nightmare: their ex-advisor stole their graduate work, plagiarized it, and then tried to pass it off as their own.

It’s really troubling to think that this happened. What makes it worse is that it took four years for the truth to come out.

The person starts out by noting that their advisor is well-known in her field.

They had been working together for years, and the person had no reason to believe that Janet wouldn’t continue to be a great advisor.

The person says that they hit a point where they were ready to move beyond the work that had been done with Janet, and ended up pursuing a Ph.D. in a different country.

Janet encouraged this, and everything seemed fine… until one day the former student stumbled upon a paper that felt really familiar.

They quickly realized that the author of the paper was none other than Janet.

The person also noticed that all of their original work was in the research… but none of it was cited or credited appropriately.

So they contacted Janet, hoping to figure out what exactly was going on.

Janet chose to remain silent.

After taking this up with the institution that funded the research, the ball really started rolling.

It all ended up working out, and in the end, Janet lost her job.

Can you believe the advisor had the gall to flat-out steal from her former student? Luckily, this story has a solid ending.

Plenty of people wanted to share their thoughts on what happened here. Lot of people immediately dispelled the idea that the person’s reaction was petty.

Another person said that this behavior isn’t exactly uncommon.

Another person pointed out that the advisor definitely should have thought twice.

What did you think of what the advisor did? Let us know in the comments!

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10 Times Businesses Let Their Signs Speak for Themselves

People who work in customer service roles are truly saints. Human beings, at least some of them, are determined to be as difficult as possible about every little thing.

Which is why employees and owners are getting fatigued with explaining things with words over and over again – and why these 10 signs are absolutely getting the job done now.

10. CVS owning themselves.

The best kid of own, really.

I saw this at my local CVS from funny

9. That got dark.

Like a kick to the teeth.

8. I hear it’s working Down Under!

What’s a 6-foot long animal in the US? A deer?

7. People do understand a hit to their wallet.

Sadly, they care more about that, too.

6. And they say Canadians are so nice.

Who could blame them though?

Welcome to Canada from funny

5. “Absolutely NO t*tty or sock money.”

Y’all, this should be the rule all the time, if you ask me.

4. That’s a sure way to get people to wear a mask.

No one is going to take a stand where tacos are involved.

My local taco place has a sign that says “no face mask, no tacos” from neoliberal

3. And they need 6-foot long straws.

PLUS a mask.

Image Credit: Imgur

2. I respect the sign.

I have a few questions about those feet, though.

1. Salem, MA really leaning into it.

I love it, and am ready for fall.

I am slow clapping for the people who came up with and posted these! Because they’re the true heroes. Well, and the nurses and doctors and health care workers. Them too.

Heh.

Honestly, they would make me want to patronize these places more.

How about you? Share your thoughts in the comments!

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Recent Moments That Might Restore Your Faith In Humanity

It can be hard lately to find reasons to believe that people are still inherently good and worth saving, don’t you think?

And while dark, humorous content certainly has its place on the internet and in our lives, the truth is that we can also use reminders of why we love other people.

These 14 recent moments are sure to make your heart grow at least a couple of sizes.

14. How to make lemons out of lemonade.

But seriously, what is with the fireworks?

@curlybeth_24

since my neighbors want to be popping fireworks daily i decided to make a show out of it #fantasmic #someimaginationhuh #fireworks #quarantinethings

♬ Fantasmic – desiree.fluffy3

13. Not gonna lie, I kind of think this should be an any time thing.

It looks like so much fun!

@ambermar31

We did a drive-by piñata for my daughter’s drive-by birthday party and it was amazing ? #birthday #pinata #covid19 #stayhome #party #fun #fyp

♬ Cars That Go Boom – L’Trimm

12. Protected from germs AND the sun.

That’s what I call a double win.

@christykam

#covid19 #quarantine #fyp #shark #weekendfun #paddleboard #sup #lake

♬ Quarantine Moana – wyattjcannon

11. Picking a good Father’s Day gift is something to celebrate!

It’s not socks! Woot!

10. We’ve been forced to make friends where we are.

And sometimes that hasn’t been a bad thing.

9. When it’s relatable, it’s relatable.

This is amazing and hilarious in equal measure.

@britt.cant.dance

just playing some quarantine dating app drinking games with the whole block #foryoupage #fyp #foryou #drinkinggame #tinder #bumble #neighborhood

♬ Felix Abdons audio ho3 – felix4felix

8. When you just need a reminder that happiness is out there.

Right in front of your beach house, no less!

@jadyng04

maybe the sweetest thing i’ve ever seen???#fyp #couplegoals #imlonely

♬ original sound – jadyng04

7. It’s not bad, right?

I’d say he’s on the right track.

6. These should be mandatory on every block.

And if you don’t participate, you are shunned.

@callmebyyourwifesname

I made a lil something for my neighborhood! #sillywalking #chicago #noonelooksstupidwhentheyrehavingfun

♬ LITE SPOTS – KAYTRANADA

5. Don’t you love it when they’re on the same page.

I haven’t happy cried in wayyyy too long.

@timbergoblin

THEY SAID YES! #proposal #lesbian #lesbianengaged #engagement #pridemonth #tiktoklesbian #fyp

♬ original sound – timbergoblin

4. Unlikely animal friendships are my favorite.

This old girl stole my heart.

@otegdirb

Whoever said dogs hate mailmen.. clearly never met these two

♬ You’re My Best Friend – Pub Dog

3. These two are definitely couple goals.

I don’t even know them, but I love them.

@erinduganjurchak

Wait til the end for his face!! Omg I love him ? #marriage #husband #wife #couple #relationship #family #kids #lifeathome #couplegoals #howto

♬ original sound – erinduganjurchak

2. That smile. He really misses her.

I am stanning the two of them now.

1. The sweetest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

He’s just so gentle!

@jadenemaloy

#fyp #foryoupage #dogsoftiktok #labrador #chicken #cute #love

♬ original sound – jadenemaloy

 

I don’t know about you, but I really needed this today!

Which of these made you smile the biggest? Share with us in the comments!

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Funny Before-And-After Photos From Extremely Literal Photoshop Artists

Everyone has their “thing,” and in the world today, finding a way to stand out definitely isn’t easy. And while some people choose to do that by being the very best at their chosen hobby or profession, others like this guy who is a Photoshop master, decide to go a bit of a different way.

For instance, James Fridman has chosen to use his stellar skills to do extremely literal Photoshops of the requests he gets – and below are 15 hilarious examples.

15. They do look happier.

Can’t say for sure behind the masks, though.

14. Breaking ALL the rules!

That makes someone a bad boy, right?

13. He’s…not wrong.

I don’t think this is what she meant, though.

12. I guess he should have been more specific.

He makes a dashing deer, though.

11. Idk if she approved this close up.

You need to be more specific I say!

10. Done and done.

The disembodied arms are killing me, though.

9. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

Isn’t efficiency amazing?

8. The dog is way cute.

Not saying her boyfriend is ugly, but…

7. That’s exactly what would happen!

You have to think these things through!

6. Wait until you see it.

Her mom still isn’t going to frame this one.

5. Why would you want to do such a thing??

Monster.

4. Actions have consequences, you know.

Those poor plants.

3. That is hilarious.

But not at all attractive.

2. I don’t know if he nailed the “more classy” request.

But they’re not in the background anymore.

1. The hands don’t look awkward anymore.

There are other things to explain now, though.

 

This guy’s images are just too funny!

Which one did you think was the best? Share with us in the comments!

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Hilarious Photoshops That Are the Most Literal Things We’ve Seen Lately

Photoshop is addictive, to think we could create the perfect image, could scrub anything out or in that would make us or the image as a whole look better.

We should have learned by now, though, that any such requests given to Photoshop master Jamie Fridman would be met with extremely literal responses – they’re hilarious, and honestly, full of social commentary if you want to look below the surface!

13. Why are these creepy?

Nothing Jamie could do about that, I suppose.

12. That is one cute dog.

As long as we get to keep him in, I’m good.

11. Painfully accurate.

At least it was just in the imagination!

10. She should have defined “cool.”

Although he admittedly took it to extremes.

9. Stretching the interpretation of the term “people.”

But I see what he did there.

8. They’re wearing protective gear, too.

Very important.

7. He must be from Texas.

Or just a really big fan of Yellowstone.

6. Man, this took some skill.

I love it.

5. This is amazing.

It’s also funny, so gold star.

4. Well that was simple.

I want to see their reactions. Lol.

3. It looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie.

I mean that in a good way, obviously.

2. Notoriety comes at a price, you know.

But he probably meant VISITING a museum I guess.

1. Both of these pictures are downright hilarious.

I can’t decide which I like the best.

These actually made me think a little bit. How about you?

Which of them hit you just right? Tell us in the comments!

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Get Your Morning Laughs With These 12 Memes

It’s a bold claim to say that a collection of memes could make you laugh, even in the morning. Mornings are, after all, generally the worst.

But that’s why you need memes like these 12 – and why we’re so confident you’re going to love them.

12. I am shook.

They said exercise worked, but I mean.

11. Takes one to know one.

Tomorrow it will probably be you.

10. Why is this just so accurate.

Everyone will see themselves in this picture.

9. You gotta give them their props.

Because you’ve heard a lot of them.

8. Little dogs are so terrifying.

They bite more people than big dogs every year, fun fact!

7. I need the followup picture.

It won’t be pretty, but it will be funny.

6. This is a totally normal smile face, right?

Just be yourself, they said…

5. It really makes no sense.

And I would like to be able to summon my shoes. Among other things.

4. This frog should be a therapist.

Yes, I mean for humans.

3. This street is my jam.

Kind of like all of the old people who named their houses The Hermitage.

2. It’s not, but it should be.

The world’s troubles summed up in one image.

1. This girl is all of us.

It’s a mood and we’re here for it.

See, I promised you laughs! And laughs I delivered. Just like the meme master you all know that I am.

Did I deliver? Let us know in the comments – we want to know which was your favorite.

Thanks fam!

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Important Academic Lessons From the World of Tumblr

We could definitely learn things by “reading books” or “taking classes” or whatever, but wouldn’t it be more interesting to just scroll through Tumblr until we found some posts that taught us things?

That’s what I do, and now I have an absolute wealth of dubious, fascinating knowledge with which to annoy my friends at parties!

Check out these twelve incredible topics I learned all about from the Humans of Tumblr.

12. Psychiatry and diagnostics

Back in my day, we didn’t have all this dark matter! You kids and your quantum physics!

https://skylitreina.tumblr.com/post/146315694178/roachpatrol-jumpingjacktrash-lark-in-ink

11. Economic theory

Turns out very few of us are happy about anything ever but we all need money. Who knew.

https://sadurie.tumblr.com/post/121639171288/trashrabbits-me-writing-a-resume-hello-im-a

10. Psychology and mortification

This is literally why I cannot watch the first couple seasons of The Office.

https://thedeadflag.tumblr.com/post/619117487517253632/kelssiel-ahaze-vaspider-robotmoxie

9. Currency and debt

It’s almost like we have a system designed to make money trickle up.

https://reesa-chan.tumblr.com/post/169572335264/robstmartin-wagecucks-oh-boy-its-a-fucking

8. Personal motivation

The voice in our head has much to teach us, and I don’t wanna hear a word of it.

https://fauxkaren.tumblr.com/post/155830123889/beyoncepatronus-me-about-to-sleep-my

7. Mexican-Japanese history

I smell a smash hit HBO series in the works.

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/157849162740

6. Biblical literature

Blessed are the meek, for they will have righteous gains.

https://perpetualbbps.tumblr.com/post/145651049389/neutralnewt-bombchel534-why-jesus-ripped

5. Marketing and sexuality

Come on Barbie, let’s go party.

https://muffinsandmatriarchy.tumblr.com/post/159835017105/m00nqueer-ok-this-is-earring-magic-ken-who-was

4. Photography and cultural etiquette

I would buy rice from this man any day of the week.

https://notthatcrowley.tumblr.com/post/156974614674/libertybill-glumshoe-fearwax

3. Literary analysis

Once upon a time…

https://queen-erika-the-songful.tumblr.com/post/190262190610/i-think-now-that-were-in-2017-we-can-stop

2. Locomotion and human enterprise

Can’t stop won’t stop.

https://abstractandedgyname.tumblr.com/post/167895538446/the-universe-okay-youre-a-human-i-gave-you

1. Grammatical structure

I’m going to need this entire post to just get out.

https://hugealienpie.tumblr.com/post/146517700301/thechubbynerd-just-shower-thoughts

I think this list basically counts as some kind of undergraduate degree. You’re welcome.

What’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned on the internet recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tumblr Posts That Are Just Too Good Not to Share

If you printed out the text from every Tumblr post ever written, in single-spaced ten point font, I would slap you very hard, because you would have wasted an enormous amount of energy and resources and we have to take better care of our planet than that.

Shame on you. Why would you even think of such a thing?

Anyway, here are ten of the best Tumblr posts never printed.

10. So bright they called him son

Soon the dad joke will encompass all. Hail its mighty coming.

https://profmeowmers.tumblr.com/post/152875669234/theroguefeminist-gooberascendant-gorgoon

9. Prelude to the breakdown

You don’t need to wait to fix something until it’s all the way broken.

https://jakkusan.tumblr.com/post/190512884968/thingsididntknowwereerotic-myriadsubtletiess

8. A heated argument

The tension is getting toasty.

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/190513093227/dykeceratops-twerkyvulture-twerkyvulture

7. Killer Queen

Making the rest of us look bad since 1970.

https://lickthemagaindeacy.tumblr.com/post/622560551862747136/an-astrophysicist-a-biologist-an-electrician-and

6. Never the twain shall meet

The juice is loose and it really needs to not be.

https://earthicandunce.tumblr.com/post/183388164964/m4ge-gemineyyes-m4ge-m4ge-i-hate-the

5. Mr. Mean

Look at his weird little eyes. He’s a stone cold killer.

https://mister-clean-official.tumblr.com/post/627449956238819328/tilthat-til-bacteria-scream-when-they-die-via

4. It’s a living

Why should EVERYBODY get to have things?

https://naniiebim.tumblr.com/post/179445275503/femoids-detrea-the-premise-of-minimum-wage

3. What a waste

Both of them are extremely stoned in this exchange.

https://alicesadventuresintherye.tumblr.com/post/98446424597/sometimes-im-ernie-sometimes-im-bert

2. Over the moon

Still more likely than the Kubrick theory.

https://theheartchoice.tumblr.com/post/615194236639461376

1. Spot the plant

Millions of years of evolution just to hide your true self? Don’t be like that.

https://carasynthias.tumblr.com/post/624451862505111552

Fun fact: If you printed out all ten of those Tumblr posts, you could put them on the fridge and make your family worry just a little bit more about you.

What’s your favorite kind of thing to find on Tumblr?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Enjoy These Simply Wonderful Tumblr Posts

You could spend a lifetime scrolling through Tumblr and still only make it through a tenth of the Sherlock fan fiction alone. There’s such an incredible wealth of weirdness on this world wide website that no mere mortal could hope to scratch the surface, but that won’t stop us from gathering up a few of the best bits for your reading pleasure.

Enjoy these ten Tumblr posts that really stand out from the crowd.

10. The times, they are a’changing

“Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.” – Douglas Adams

https://zestycactus.tumblr.com/post/159398647294/lerios-proof-that-someone-has-bitched-and-will

9. Providing aid

I’ve never met a meta joke I didn’t like.

https://legend-of-sora.tumblr.com/post/163100923235/insomination-a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy-took-a

8. Yo ho, yo ho

It’s not really $600 anymore, it’s more like $30 a month for the rest of your life.

https://aphony-cree.tumblr.com/post/165870411729/onward-to-victuuri-xromanticalityx

7. Don’t be shellfish

Why is it that we never learn these lessons?

https://thesaltiestseaman.tumblr.com/post/182142441587/the-darkest-of-souls-hyrude-ive-eaten-shrimp

6. Get up and go

Get you a man who will fetch brain chemicals.

https://feenyxblue.tumblr.com/post/188983937451/hes-a-little-confused-but-hes-got-the-spirit

5. The brightest minds

Sounds like a one of the lesser-known Twilight Zone episodes.

https://notchicken.tumblr.com/post/161068861016

4. Meet cute

Hate to be a pedant but this would technically make them a background performer.

https://theghoulnebula.tumblr.com/post/140245476848/onepieceistruepain-elmify-elmify-i

3. Off the charts

Numbers don’t lie.

https://shittymoviedetails.tumblr.com/post/620465569074921472/the-universe-decides-to-punished-humanity

2. Take it back

We should 100% be able to tell the algorithm we didn’t mean it.

https://arushi.tumblr.com/post/181283991557/gods-little-punk-there-should-really-be-a

1. Let’s get high…drated

John Mulaney will go to his grave confused. It will be hilarious.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/190308156353

Ten posts down, eleventy billion to go.

What are your favorite types of things to find when you scroll through Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments!

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