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Important Lessons That 2020 Has Taught All of Us

What have we learned in 2020 so far?

It’s kind of impossible to say. On the one hand, it feels like the year in which we all lived a thousand lifetimes and gained the perspectives and heights of wisdom that come with such figurative reincarnations. On the other hand, it kinda feels like we’ve gone nowhere and done nothing and learned jack squat. Maybe the truth is somewhere in between?

To shed some light on the subject, let’s have a look at these ten 2020 memes and see if we can discern a lesson from them.

10. Nothing makes sense

God is just extremely drunk right now.

9. Protect yourself

They saw their chance and they took it, by golly.

8. Stock up on arrows

Those folks had it right from the start.

7. Take every opportunity

You never know what year might be your last chance to really start some sh*t with Uncle Ron.

6. It’s a nice excuse

With an attitude like that, not many people are gonna ask questions.

5. It’s the little things that count

If only I could pretend to be busy around other people instead of pretending to be busy around no people.

4. The more things change, the more they stay the same

How many dudes have just been riding this wave?

3. Standards will shift

I don’t even wanna know what the 2021 goals will be.

2. Remember to excuse yourself

I can feel the heat of a thousand grocery aisle stares just reading this.

1. Stay safe out there

Having to face off with this crisis hasn’t been easy, but we’re doing it.

Not sure if those are actually the most helpful lessons in the world, but at the end of the day, at least they’re lessons?

What have you learned in 2020?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets That Capture this Year in a Painfully Funny Way

I don’t know how to tell you this, but, 2020 has been kinda bad.

I know, you probably need to sit down and have a glass of water or something after a revelation like that but, this is a year that has been just a little bit of a kerfuffle, if you’ll pardon the language. I’d even go so far as to say it’s been less than ideal. And you can quote me on that, controversial as it may be.

I suppose one minor upswing for which we can be grateful is the grace and wit with which the funny people of Twitter have continued to respond to these ever-weirder times. Here are ten tweets about 2020 that almost make it funny-funny.

10. True heroism

I shot a bunch of ventilators into the ocean to celebrate.

9. Do you really need to ask?

There is no way to properly pose or answer this question anymore.

8. Simply the best

Success looks a little bit different for everyone.

7. Exotic perspectives

Man, remember when THIS was all the rage?

6. Little victories, tiny defeats

What even is a “best life?” sounds like a scam.

5. Murder rates

So on top of everything you’re living in a Hitchcock movie. Neat.

4. Spooky times

I um…I think this boat has sailed.

3. Opportunity knocks

Get on this Mad Max vibe early, you’ll come out ahead.

2. Do ya feel lucky, punk?

All hail your new, unlikely king.

1. Pretty simple

Hey, go make sure you’re registered to vote at vote.org.

Not sure if those are quite bangin’ enough to make this year worthwhile, but they do at least ease the troubles. Hang in there, everybody!

What’s the biggest thing you learned in 2020?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for the Worst Year Ever…2020

If we listen to Einstein’s theory of relativity, time moves slower or faster in different scenarios. His models of spacetime were confirmed very recently with the observation of gravitational waves, and his ideas on time in particular were expanded on greatly in 2020, when we discovered that a single year could be several centuries.

It’s been a very long one. Here are some memes to remember it by, if for some reason you’d want to.

15. Murder express

You’re thinking of the Black Mirror episode, but we’re getting close.

14. Light-hearted entertainment

Streaming into our stream of consciousness.

13. New approach

Harambe would be proud.

12. Bun-bun-BUN!

Never forget who the true monsters are.

11. Oh yes son, I’m talkin’ to you

I don’t want none of it.

10. Making time

Please, I’m very poor and extremely lonely.

9. Best estimates

Or, yanno, several decades.

8. Stir crazy

“But one of the people in the video totally said they were a doctor.”

7. No one knows where we are going

Cool, my childhood nightmare has followed me here.

6. Changing times

We’re having a quick meeting to erase the last one.

5. Stay golden

Betty White is a national treasure and is to be protected at all costs.

4. Alternative medicine

Don’t let the truth get in the way of your treatment.

3. Face the consequences

We were warned…we were all warned…

2. Silver linings

We can’t GIVE these things away!

1. Here we are now

Smells like pointless rebellion.

When we’re telling the stories of this time to our grandkids, it’ll probably be best to just show them these memes. They express it better.

What’s been the biggest thing on your mind this year?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes to Help You Get Through Life

No matter how bad things get, we can make it through if we look at memes. As long as you’ve got a kick in your step and a meme in your heart, you can face the harshest of times with smiles and weird references your parents don’t understand. That’s the magic of memes. That’s the beauty of the internet.

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take these fifteen random memes with you. To carry in your soul.

15. Outlive, outlast

I feel like at this point maybe even he is sick of him.

14. Keep your distance

You think they’ll give those vests out to just anybody?

13. Back masking

.drah taht ton s’ti ,ksam nmad ruoy raeW

12. Bands and band aids

Dude, this is my favorite cover.

11. F in the chat

I’m the strong silent type.

10. Chaos reigns

The pen is everywhere.

9. Power to the people

I will shepherd you through this difficult time, and I ask only your fries in return.

8. Brushy brushy

How is this cat 50% eyeball?

7. Cool story

If nothing exploded don’t tell me about it.

6. Coffee breaks

I could live a thousand lifetimes and never understand why people want to post pictures of their drinks.

5. Gotta bounce

Hope you’re ready to have a sore back for the next four years.

4. Baggage handling

These are the projects that are the hardest to manage.

3. It’s a miracle

“You’re welcome.” – Italian Jesus, probably

2. Oh deer

He’d better back the buck up.

1. Rat race

When “wish you would” becomes “God please don’t.”

With memes of that quality, there is nothing in this world you can’t face. Go forth, and take the spirit of memedom with you.

Where’s your favorite place to go to get memes?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Random Twitter Jokes to Make Your Day Better

Ah, Twitter. Where would we be without it?

Scream at each other about politics in person? That’s a lot of work. Plus it’s dangerous. Much safer to do that sort of thing with our thumbs while in the comfort of our own toilet. And of course, Twitter isn’t JUST the home for the world’s most nuanced and productive political discourse, it’s also a place for lots of good jokes, like these!

Here are fourteen random Twitter jokes you can read in the bathroom or wherever.

14. It’s kind of a lot

I literally sweat the entire way there.

13. iDrink

Judging by your use of the word “their,” I’m guessing this would apply to your current state.

12. Never say forever

You can’t trust anybody these days and it’s disgusting.

11. Duck and roll

I’m having a quack snack attack.

10. Bird brained

Like an iceberg, this goes deeper than you can even imagine.

9. Serving up stories

Gotta hit that word count one way or another.

8. Crunching numbers

“It’s like this sophisticated algorithm KNOWS me!”

7. Slice of life

Very brave of her to use her final breath to deliver this news. F in the chat.

6. Fishing for compliments

Yeah but did you see how thoroughly medium-sized the fish was?

5. Checks and balances

(There are functionally identical and much cheaper alternatives to Apple products…just sayin.’)

4. Sweep me off my feet

Well that doesn’t suck.

3. Small talk

I’d choose pasta any day.

2. Key to my heart

How old is that car anyway? Is this kid a time traveler?

1. Scream time

The important thing is that your system works for you.

Without jokes on Twitter, we’d have to find jokes out in the wild like our ancestors did, and that sounds exhausting. So here’s to all the wonderful funny people who continue to supply us with these golden tweets. Keep up the great work.

Who are the funniest people on Twitter in you opinion?

Tell us in the comments.

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Confessions From Very Attached Couples Who Might Just Love Each Other Too Much

Is it healthy for couples to spend all of their time together? Probably not… and for most couples there’s usually limit to that desire.

But these couples really could care less. Because when they fell in love, all they wanted to do is spend time with their significant other and, when they don’t, they miss them like crazy.

Yes, the love of these 11 couples knows no bounds. From bathroom conversations to sharing everything and anything, find out the lengths they will go to make sure they’re never apart.

Let’s find out more!

1. Well, if it makes you happy…

It can’t be that bad, right?

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2. You all need to stop.

Because that is GROSS.

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3. Do you wipe each other’s butts too?

Come on you two!!!

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4. This is sweet, but… you need your own life.

Don’t you?

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5. True love sounds beautiful?

But is this true love or obsession?

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6. This is not an uncommon setup.

And if it’s been going on for a few years… it just might last.

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7. Sounds like codependency to me…

Time to go see a therapist!

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8. That sounds healthy.

Heh… sure. Yeah.

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9. Oh… so you found yourself a life!

Good for you two. More of these relationships exist than you might think.

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10. So because you do everything together you fight?

Or you fight because you do everything together? Hmmm…

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So now that you’ve read about these confessions… would you be joined at the hip? Or do you need your space?

Let us know in the comments!

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Code Words That Industries Use and Don’t Want People to Know About

Have you ever heard a term and thought, “what are these people talking about?”

Yeah, me too. And that’s why I’m writing this today. Because certain industries have these code words that they use to trick us… and I’m just not one for many secrets.

Today we’ll be looking at 12 code words used by select fields that you never knew until now.

Let’s go!

12. Pucker Factor

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When shizz gets real on the battlefield… how much “pucker factor” is how much you have to clench your cheeks IF you don’t want to, well… shizz yourself.

Pucker up, buttercup!

11. Birth Control Glasses

You know those REALLY ugly glasses that the military gives out?

Yeah, those will prevent you from having any sex.

Thus… birth control glasses!

10. Yoda Conditions

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When computer programmers basically just reverse the terms of expression… a condition Yoda it is.

The graphic above illustrates a situation like this. When the terms are reversed, it can mean something completely opposite or even unrelated.

9. P.O.O.H.

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No, this isn’t about the charming literary character with a proclivity for honey.

But… when there’s not enough honey (oil) in the hole… it’s time to pull out.

Or… “Pull Out Of Hole”

8. Suck. Squeeze. Bang. Blow.

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I’d tell you to get your mind out of the gutter, but there’s no way this wasn’t conceived by a naughty mind.

A four-stroke engine (stroke…heh) goes through these stages in its power cycle.

Of course there are other names for these stages, and here they are: intake (suck), compression (squeeze), combustion and power stroke (bang), and exhaust (blow).

That was satisfying!

7. Crop Dusting

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This one is hilarious because we ALL knew this happened.

It’s when flight attendants silently rip a fart while they walk down the aisle.

Yep! Knew it!

6. Bury The Hatchet

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This one is actually terrifying, because it involves mistakes in medicine.

When a surgeon leaves one of their instruments inside somebody during a surgery… and they need to just make peace with that fact… that’s burying the hatchet.

Yikes!

5. Penguin Diagram

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This one is funny because it’s based on a joke.

The story goes that physicist John Ellis lost a bet and had to include the word “penguin” somewhere in a paper of his.

Thus “penguin diagrams” was born to describe interactions between quantum particles.

Not a bad way to lose a bet!

4. Refuctoring

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If you’re a computer programmer, or any employee of any company, the last thing you want to do is get replaced by somebody else.

This is where programmers have a big advantage over other people because they can make their code almost impossible to understand. And if it’s impossible to understand… nobody can maintain it.

If nobody can maintain it… a programmer can’t be fired otherwise the whole project is in jeopardy.

3. Angel Lust

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So there’s this thing called mortuary sciences, which basically means what happens to people after they’re dead. So that’s fun.

One of the more unexpected things that happens when somebody dies is that the electrical activity in their body does NOT stop.

And so, you get things like corpse erections. Yes, that actually happens.

The solution? Wait for it to die down.

Heh.

2. Deceptionist

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Some people who answer the phones are there to help. But not the deceptionists. Their job is to prevent people from reaching their bosses.

I wonder if

1. “Cum” Folder

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Pronounced “cume” … this one has to do with kid’s school records or cumulative records.

Yeah, we don’t know why they shortened it either. But I guess we all have a sense of humor.

So… any of those that you knew? Anything particular shocking?

Let us know in the comments!

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Memes That Are Randomly Entertaining and Endlessly Hilarious

You know what you need today? Memes.

You know what you need tomorrow? More memes.

What I’m saying here is that if we just had more memes in the world, we probably would solve all of our problems.

Right?

RIGHT!?!?!

Okay, maybe that’s a bit overblown, but we’re here for these 16 memes, and apparently you are too!

Let’s go!

1. Hahah… anything you say honey!

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2. Y’all laughing yet?

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3. Arrrrrrrr you getting it?

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4. I can f**k with this

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5. Ohhhh, we’ve all been there!

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6. All around me…

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7. Tommy did it? Of course!!!

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8. Not exactly what you were expecting, eh Kylie?!

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9. I bet she didn’t know what OR what to know that

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10. Now that is an autocorrect fail for the ages!

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11. Basically, me all day. No regrets!

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12. Oh well. I didn’t like them anyway.

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13. So… what is that exactly??

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14. Do you relate? Well, do you?!?!

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15. Imagine if lions ACTUALLY had a 36 foot vertical…. O_O

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16. Thanks everybody for caring, but I’m good.

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And there ya have it! All the random memes you needed today, and none of the fat! That’s how we like to serve our memes up around here… lean and mean.

Got any tasty memes you want to share with us? Do it in the comments, fam!

Please and thank you!

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Enjoy These Times When People Tweeted Something Just Right

If you didn’t read these 11 tweets before now… what have you been doing with your life?

I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve only shared 11 here…. but I’ve got probably 1,000 of these things in my meme pocket. And I could pull out more and spread them around, but for right now… this is all you get. These 11. So you better make them last.

Don’t say you weren’t warned!

1. Sounds like DA to me!

These meetings can get INTENSE!

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2. Megan has a point…

Why is the coral disappearing if it’s so smart, huh?

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3. Well, that’s just pigeons being pigeons

Let them walk if they want. Flying is hard.

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4. Sounds exactly like what I would say

Talk more clearly next time!

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5. Just lay there.

It’ll all be over soon.

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6. Literal horse is literal

Literally hilarious, I mean! ?

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7. It’s not too much to ask!

In fact, you should demand it. From whom, I do not know…

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8. And everybody had a great laugh.

Seriously, you should do this. It’ll work.

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9. This one is a slow burn…

… but it’s worth it.

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10. Now THAT is some research.

Is 540 bad or…???

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11. This would make my decade.

Maybe even my millennium.

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So… are you happy now? Didn’t I tell you that these 11 memes were good?

Yes, that’s all you get today.

Be happy. Don’t cry.

Stop it!

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Memes That Might Make Your Day a Bit Brighter

It’s you treated yourself to some “me” time.

Yes friends, it’s time to just let it all go and allow the memes to overtake your soul. Bathe in the comedy, the splendor, of people with way too much time on their hands putting random text on pictures that they don’t own to make you randomly laugh whenever they might get to you.

If you think about it, when somebody creates a meme, they’re creating a laugh. And who knows how long it takes to get to you. But when it does… they’ve given you their laugh.

Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m SUPER high right now and that last sentence makes me want to hug everybody, so we better get into this before I forget to put this post together.

(PS – I’m high on life, not dogs.)

(PPS – Drugs, not dogs.)

(PPS – No, not drugs over dogs. Okay, I’ll stop!)

15. Chrissy, the girls are good

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14. Furry AF

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13. Wait….what?!?

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12. This is a very good meme

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11. Wales Tales

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10. Oh… that’s rough

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9. I don’t think he meant this…

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8. Hey, do what you love

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7. Terrifying!

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6. And it’s going even higher!!!

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5. Because reasons!

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4. I like and approve of this meme

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3. LaSAGNAsty!

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2. That second one because it’s HEAVY AF

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1. I like this revision a lot

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So then, what do you think? Are you happy with these 15 smiles that you just got?

Somebody spent untold hours putting those together and now you found them. Happy day!

Share some memes with us and we’ll love you forever.

Peace!

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